Sunday, October 25, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 25)


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  1. Penny Dreadful Season 2 (2015)

    Bloody, sexy, badass, thrilling, sad, great cast.

    Sorry I have to cheat a llittle with mentioning a TV series, but binge-watching these very fine 10 hours kept me from watching any movies.

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  2. Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

    Pabst- the official beer of open wounds

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  3. Blow Out (1981)

    Invented the movie title Bordello Of Blood

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  4. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Robots provide better security than slow zombies.

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  5. Hard To Die (1990)

    Die Hard with more showers and lingerie.

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  6. Contagion (2011)

    No quarantine can contain Gwyneth Paltrow's sluttiness.

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  7. Ti West's THE ROOST (2005, IFC Center Midnight Screening) for the first time.

    Wes Craven's most disciplined disciple debuts strong.

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  8. THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Dean Stockwell's stache/sideburns? That's real horror.

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  9. Halloween

    Smith's Grove Hospital shouldn't offer driver's ed.

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  10. SUPERSTITION, aka THE WITCH (1982, YouTube) for the first time.

    Worst "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" episode ever!

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  11. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Dracula. Frankenstein. Wolfman. Mummy. Creature. Meeting adjourned.

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  12. Pumpkinhead (1989)

    Scarier then Applehead, but Turniphead's the worst.

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  13. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Rights sold, now "Mel Gibson's Jew Nightmare".

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  14. Christine (1983)

    The reason I do not use UBER...

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  15. Howling 2: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985)

    Best post-credits to not feature Jackie Chan.

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  16. Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College (1991)

    A scathing indictment of minority scholarship distribution.

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  17. Halloween 2 (Scream factory Bluray)

    BONUS, Hottub scene, Heavily cut in Uk!

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  18. Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Is Chris Sarandon playing Billy Bob Thornton?

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  19. Creepshow: Moss, it's everywhere. Like I mean everywhere.

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  20. Day of the Dead (1985): Arseholes are more horrifying than zombie gore.

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  21. Dead Snow 2: Triumphing zombies: the perfect addition to Erasmus

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  22. Frozen (2010): Elsa would've been more kickass as lead

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  23. Halloween 3 Season of the Witch

    Hold up! Where are the Fucking Witches?

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  24. I, Frankenstein (2014)

    Just what Frankenstein myth needed: Gargoyle armies.

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  25. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    I wanna see Kelly Preston: Sassy Reporter!

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  26. White Zombie (1932): Lugosi's zombie dance, Murder's death breaks trance.

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  27. Legend of The Mummy (1998):
    Horrifying fake English accents awaken mummified Egyptians.

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  28. Elevator (2011): Worst tagline: Boom go some trapped jerks

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  29. Housebound: That was fucking awesome! *Hunts down poster*

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  30. Halloween II

    Later that night...less interesting stuff happened.

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  31. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Moral: spray your home regularly for pests.

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  32. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988):

    Bill Pullman is part zombie, part JAGUAR!

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  33. Shock Waves (1977):

    "Zombie Hogan's Heroes" meets "Murdery Gilligan's Island".

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  34. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    "Throat singing" not as mystical as advertised.

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  35. Thir13en Ghosts (2001):

    Shalhoub inherits awesome puzzle house/ghost prison.

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  36. Nightmare Castle (1966):

    Serra sesso, sorellastre identici, e PERICOLO SEDIA !

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  37. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Mask looks less Shatner, more Bruce Jenner.

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  38. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989):

    "Manhattan? More like Jason takes a cruise."

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  39. Day of the Dead (1985)
    Musical score combination of every movie ever

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  40. Silent Night (2012)

    Should have stuck with psychology, Dr. Loomis.

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  41. House (1977)

    Seven words can't do this movie justice.

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  42. School Spirit (1985)

    Afterlife rules are surprisingly complex. Also, boobs.

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  43. The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

    Visual effects really hammer this one home.

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  44. Dead of Night (1945)

    Watching this again is my recurring nightmare.

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  45. Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Audience tricked by reel gag...digital projection...

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  46. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    I didn't know about such strict rules.

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  47. Demons

    Wait--I, too, am watching that movie!

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  48. The Boogens

    The Descent, but with cute tentacle monster.

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  49. Deadly Blessing

    Sleepaway Camp, but only dick is Craven.

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  50. From the Dark (2015) Dir. Conor McMahon 2nd time; 1st with commentary

    Commentary from a 2015 top 10 contender.

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  51. Vampyros Lesbos

    French production of German film in Turkey.

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  52. The Serpent and the Rainbow

    Where can I get me some voodoo?

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  53. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Whoa...did that curling iron go there?!?

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  54. Shock Waves

    All I remember is Brooke Adam's bikini.

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  55. The Hatchet Murders

    Not a single murder involves a hatchet.

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  56. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Better than Reginald Hudlin's Next House Party.

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  57. Child's Play 2

    Forces me to hate adults. Mancini, Kirschner...

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  58. Maniac (1980)

    Maniacal Manhattan murderer makes mannequins matrimonial mates.

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  59. Xtro

    Alien meets Poltergeist meets the Royal Tenenbaums.

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  60. We Are What We Are (2013)

    Daughter can't stomach her father...then can.

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  61. Halloween 6 (1995)

    Shock jock
    Treetop
    Blood drops
    Crowd flocks

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  62. Trick or Treat (1986)

    The implied choice in title is bullshit.

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  63. The Signal (2007)

    I remember this movie being much funnier.


    [Said as a plea to the annoyed friend I convinced to watch it with me]

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  64. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

    God makes a lot of misunderstood creatures.

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  65. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

    Raoul's a wimp even when not singing.

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  66. Stage Fright (2014)

    Liked it; but not in that way.

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  67. John Carpenter's Christine (1983)

    Bizarro Travolta fucks with the wrong nerd.

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  68. Sinister

    See sometimes the extended cuts are murder.

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  69. The Hallow (aka The Woods)

    Evil Irish tree ferries really like kids??

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  70. Paranormal Activity 3

    Them's the breaks when using paranormal chiropractors

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  71. John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness(1987)

    Worst Simon & Simon Halloween special ever.

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  72. The Cabin in the Woods

    Thor's not as tough without the hammer.

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  73. Sleepy Hallow (1999)

    Forgot about Casper the friendly Bug Killa.

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  74. Trick or Treat (1986)

    Silly, silly Skippy-- tricks are for kids.

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  75. Spider Baby (1967)

    Lon Chaney as father figure? Predictable results.

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  76. Nightmare Castle (1965)

    Barbara Steele wig show mixed with torture.

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  77. Shock Waves (1977)

    Old blonde Nazis are dangerous when wet.

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  78. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Never noticed 'Evil Dead' on the TV!

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  79. Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

    Pullman and magical powder: very Eighties tale.

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  80. The Babadook (2014)

    Family replaces dog with children's book monster.

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  81. A Nightmare on Elm Street

    One of the greatest horror concepts ever.

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  82. The ABC's of Death 2 (2014)

    I'll never watch ABC's of Death 3.

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  83. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    The one horror comedy that's Universally loved.

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  84. Halloween 2 Director's Cut (2009)

    Michael Myers should have killed Chris Hardwick.

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  85. The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)

    No rape this time? Oh wait! ....almost.

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  86. Damien: Omen II (1978)

    Military school aids the Antichrist - liberal propaganda.

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  87. One Missed Call (2008)

    Think this inspired much better ringtones, kudos.

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  88. Housebound (2014)

    This movie kicks five kinds of ass!

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  89. Scanners (1981)

    Ironside's body, Lack's charming personality. Win win.

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  90. The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)

    A whimsical tale of murder and cannibalism.

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  91. The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
    Wait, what film student pays the crew?

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  92. Two Evil Eyes (1990)

    Pussy, pussy, pussy causes problems for Keitel.

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