Saturday, October 3, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 3)


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  1. Cooties (2014)

    You will never eat chicken nuggets again.

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  2. Let the Right One In (2008)

    Cute tale of kids getting into mischief.

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  3. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Finally!! The black guy doesn't die first.

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  4. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    The planets did not align this Halloween.

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  5. Halloween H20

    Cafeteria food on the weekend, torture porn?

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  6. Musarañas [Shrew's Nest] (2014)

    Two girls, one apartment. One unlucky guy.

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  7. You're Next (2011)

    Australian final girls obviously do it better.

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  8. The Drownsman

    Water not safe. Girl needs new friends.

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  9. Halloween: Resurrection

    Michael Myers ain't no soundbite yo!..hi-ya!

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  10. My Soul To Take

    Thank you very much that felt wonderful.

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  11. The Thing (1982)

    If only more people labeled their underwear.

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  12. The Amityville Horror (2005)

    Amityville not as scary as The Proposal.

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  13. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    I enjoyed my time away from Haddonfield.

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  14. House (1986)

    You're sure it was your favorite aunt?

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  15. The thing (2012)

    Substituting Rob Bottin through CGI? Damn idiots.

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  16. Orphan (2009).

    Moral of the story: Do not adopt.

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  17. Carrie (1976)

    You coulda soaked anyone in pig's blood...

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  18. Michael Mann's THE KEEP (1983, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    'These wind/fog machines go to 11.'

    and/or

    "WWII": an MTV motion picture musical event.'

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  19. The Chiodo Brothers' KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Finally, likable survivors who don't act dumb.

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  20. George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: THEATRICAL VERSION (1978, DVD).

    Nuclear-powered malls have the best candy.

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  21. George A. Romero's DAY OF THE DEAD (1985, DVD).

    Imagine 'Frankenstein' running a real monkey farm.

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  22. George A. Romero's SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    The 'E' in Romero's directorial gas tank.

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  23. Cursed (2005)

    Freddy Krueger sure knows how to photobomb.

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  24. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 3, 2015 at 7:44 AM

    Damien: Omen II (1978)

    What is the Devils obsession with elevators.

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  25. The Man They Could Not Hang (1939)

    Home is where the mechanical heart is.

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  26. The Canal (2014) - whiney father has lead paint poisoning, boring

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  27. The Woman in Black (2012) - Stop! Hammer Time! surprisingly good, beautifully shot.

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  28. House of the Devil (2009)

    Babysitter story with twist. Sits old person.

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  29. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    More like Rocky Horror Chainsaw Massacre. 2.

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  30. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    I knew the twist but good.
    or
    Like Beetlejuice, but less Burtan/Elfmany.

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    2. Oh, poop! I kind of disagree with my second one at this point anyway.

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  31. The Green Inferno (2015)

    When in doubt, wip it out. Really?!

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  32. Deathgasm (2015)

    Best splatter metal movie ever. Hail satan! l__l

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  33. Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

    The one where Michael has mommy issues.

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  34. Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010)

    Six movies later, 'so there he is.'

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  35. May (2002)

    Common misconception, you can't live on Jujubes.

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  36. Rites of Spring (2011)

    Spring is not all "rite" with me.

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  37. The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)

    Surprisingly sleazy sixties schlock.
    Stripper scene startles.

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  38. A Bucket of Blood (1959)

    Funny film from fiscally frugal Foger Forman.

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  39. Tales from the Darkside: the Movie (1843)

    Oldest movie ever made...or is it?

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  40. Black Sheep (2006)

    Puts most killer sheep movies to shame.

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  41. The Gate (1987)

    Baby Stephen Dorff fights midget Abe Vigodas

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  42. Children of the Corn (1984)
    Blue Man Group is a police station.

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  43. The Frighteners (1996)

    Michael J. Fox fights ghost wall boners

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  44. Creep (2015)

    How could you stay with this guy?

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  45. DEATHGASM (2015)

    Nope, turns out it's a boner boner.

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  46. Friday the 13th part 3

    Your all Doomed! Eye did warn you.....

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  47. Saw III (2006)

    Four more of these? Oh hell no...

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  48. I Married a Monster From Outer Space (1958)

    Should've signed a prenup from outer space.

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  49. Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

    Christopher Lee lowers his standards for cash.

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  50. Pain Management (2007) Dir. Sam Vazquez (the pirate on stilts guy)

    Even IMDB wont acknowledge that this exists.

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  51. Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Yeah, you and twenty million other guys.

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  52. Honeymoon (2014)

    Results are in. You're NOT the father.

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  53. It's Alive (1974)

    Suddenly, GOP thinks Planned Parenthood is great

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  54. Honeymoon

    Nothing good ever happens in a cabin.

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  55. Land of the Dead (2005)
    We're going to need a bigger truck

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  56. Wrong Turn (2003)

    Watch all the pretty people die slowly

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  57. Rabbit Hole (2015) 17 min. short Dirs. Rob Dimension, Mike O'Mahony

    If you're into shorts, check this out.

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  58. Friday the 13th part 4 The Final Chapter

    Crispin Glover dances better than Tony Manero!

    (For Adam Riske) ;)

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  59. Black Candles (1982)

    Goat sex, sword up ass; still boring.

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  60. Halloween II (1981)

    Not only teenagers, also story gets killed.

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  61. Sleep Hollow (1999)

    Johnny Rico battles the Headless Horseman, loses

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  62. Creep (2014)

    Pete wins Shiva Bowl, celebrates with murder.

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  63. Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

    Larry Drake leaves this off his resume.

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  64. The Woman In Black 2 - Angel Of Death (2015)

    Less Daniel Radcliffe, more lazy jump scares.

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  65. Alone in the Dark (1982)

    Smart slasher, still has boobs. Everyone wins!

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  66. Evilspeak (1981)

    Based on the book The Accidental Billionaires.

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  67. Frankenstein (1931)

    Children living near water should swim better.

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  68. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Old man should have called Jackson Galaxy.

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  69. Expose (1976)

    Part of the Udo bugs eyes series.

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  70. Fight for Your Life (1977)

    J.F. Sebastian has a racist disease too.

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  71. A Christmas Horror Story (2015) Dirs. Grant Harvey, Steven Hoban, Brett Sullivan

    Atmosphere - perfect, Horror - not. Still, liked it.

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  72. Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

    Dallessandro. My favorite German born in Brooklyn.

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  73. Forest of Fear (1980)

    The problem with most Kevin Smith films.

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  74. The Gestapo's Last Orgy (1977)

    I will never eat pot roast again.

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  75. House by the Cemetery (1981)

    Fuck Freudenstein, I'm scared of Giovanni Frezza.

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  76. House on the Edge of the Park (1980)

    I miss Hess. He's raping God now.

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  77. Evil Eye (1975)

    Exemplary giallo nonsense with absurdly hunky lead.

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  78. Ok, I'm not sure if Twilight could even be considered a scary movie, but I'll bent the rules anyway - here we go.

    Twilight (2008)
    Once I thought in scary movie month,

    New Moon (2009)
    I could enjoy everything – until this bunch.

    Eclipse (2010)
    Team Edward, Team Jacob – I don’t care,

    Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
    because their stories have nothing to share,

    Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
    a lesser pilot of SyFy channel flair.

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  79. Deathgasm (2015)

    Best film I have seen all month!

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  80. The Faculty (1998)

    Moral of the story: always carry drugs.

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  81. Waxwork (1988)

    Midget, Giant, Bobby from Twin Peaks...interesting

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  82. Dog Soldiers(2002)

    Family meal time consists of military personnel

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  83. Nothing but the Night (1973)

    More like Nothing Ever Happens, pretty boring.

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  84. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Necronomicon: still less dangerous than Atlas Shrugged

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  85. The Thing (1982)

    I now have some severe trust issues.

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  86. Scooby-Doo (2002)

    Somehow, even dumber than the TV show.

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  87. The Evil Dead (1981)

    San Raimi definitely had some lady issues.

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  88. The Exorcist (1973)

    Great, but don't understand the insane hype.

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  89. The Hive (2015) Dir. David Yarovesky

    It's really embarrassing, but I liked this.

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  90. The Fly (1958)

    Zut Alors, my atoms keep buzzing around.

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  91. The Faculty (1998)

    Only do some scat during alien invasions.

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  92. Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    It puts the pussy on the table.

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  93. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) - Gonna start sleeping more to get ESP!!!!

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  94. The Cabinet of Caligari (1962) - Dan O'Herlihy for the win once again.

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  95. Cat Girl (1957) - "Take this family curse and leopard. Bye!"

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  96. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Some deadites get grinded into Campbell soup

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  97. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    Chains, gore, head morphing and sweaty sex!

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  98. Corridors of Blood (1963)
    Christopher Lee's first appearance as The Babadook.

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  99. Housebound (2014)

    Your new horror icons: Teddy bear, Eugene.

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  100. A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

    Pointless. Maybe would've worked as a miniseries.

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  101. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Arbor Day Foundation advises against hugging trees

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  102. Deathgasm (2015) Dir. Jason Lei Howden

    I dug it. Wright, Raimi NZ style.

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  103. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Know who loves Dennis Miller? Dennis Miller

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  104. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Zombie justice proves to be quite satisfying.

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  105. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    So many years wasted before watching this.

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  106. The Unborn (1991)
    You're having a killer super fetus too?!

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  107. Tusk (2014)

    Another Kevin Smith hate crime against humanity

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  108. Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch (1982)

    Atkins, ask her age BEFORE you fuck

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  109. Halloween (1978)

    Mike Myers isn't a love guru here.

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  110. Urban Legend

    Robbed student pulitzer on E. Coli article

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  111. Urban Legends: Final Cut

    If only they had included urban legends.

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  112. Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

    Wish this movie was an urban legend.

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  113. The Babadook (2014)

    This fucking movie hits all the spots

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  114. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Arbor Day Foundation advises against hugging trees

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  115. Shock a.k.a Beyond the Door II (1977) Dir. Mario Bava (his last film)

    Bava turns mundane into style showcase masterpieces.

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  116. Final Girl (2015) Hope this one counts, first post for Scary Movie Month!!

    Wes Bentley always seems to creep me out.

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  117. Horns (2013)

    Churchies warned Harry Potter is the devil.

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  118. Hotel Transylvania 2

    The things we do for our kids...

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  119. Unfriended (2014)

    Laura and Horace Pinker should team up.

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  120. Scream

    Spoiling another horror movie's twist
    Not cool Williamson

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  121. We Are Still Here (2015)

    Ya need some ice for that BURRNNN!?!

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  122. Horrors of the Black Museum (1959)

    Michael Gough and killer binoculars...in HYPNO-VISTA!

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  123. Wolf Creek 2

    "Crocodile Dundee ain't got shit on me!"

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  124. Dismembering Christmas (2015) Dir. Austin Bosley

    Typical low budget slasher. The right length.

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  125. Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)

    Best movie featuring puppet cunnilingus I've seen

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  126. Scooby-Doo 2 (2004)

    Oh Lord, when'll I find my Velma?

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  127. Halloween (1978)

    Michael Myers will return in... Halloween Harder

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  128. Blue Ruin (2013)

    Next 2 sequels: Yellow Destroy, Magenta Sabotage

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  129. The Wolf Man (1941)

    This whole movie makes my heart sing.

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  130. 28 Days Later... (2002)

    When zombies run fast, I shit pants.

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  131. A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

    Wants to be Trick 'r Treat. Isn't.

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  132. Re-Animator (1985)

    I'd give my head for Barbara Crampton.

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  133. What We Do in the Shadows (2015)

    These chips didn't agree with my stomach.

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  134. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    I'd give Angela's dick for Barbara Crampton.

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  135. Shock Treatment (1981)

    Live in D.C. with a shadowcast. Bizarre.

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  136. The Curse of Frankenstein

    The curse: Victor would rather screw cousin.

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  137. Scream (1996)

    Horror love for horror lovers. RIP Wes.

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  138. House of Usher (1960)

    A lush introduction to Vincent Price's eyebrows.

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  139. The Den (2013)
    Delivers in the sledgehammer to face department.

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  140. Devil's Rejects
    Who wins? Awful people or awful people

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  141. Return of the Living Dead 2 (1988)
    I'll take an order of brains, spicy!

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  142. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Freddy, um, gets inside confused teenage boy.

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  143. 1408 (2007)

    John Cusack vs. "an evil fucking room."

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  144. Daybreakers (2009)

    Ethan Hawke vs. Patrick's futuristic evil family.

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  145. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Cornell vs. my heart: I lose (win?)...

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  146. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    So much staring directly at the camera.

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  147. Come back to me (2014)

    Only take road trips with real people

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  148. Come Back to Me (2014):

    Alive, rape, stab, kill, breathe, alive, repeat.

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  149. Dawn of the Dead (1978, George Romero)

    Roger's a real smug piece of garbage.

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