Sunday, October 4, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 4)


139 comments:

  1. Frankenstein (1931)

    Stop! He's no monster! He's just stupid!

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  2. Deathgasm (2015)

    Wow! I really fucking hated this movie.

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  3. The Nightmare ( 2015)

    Spooky dreams by spooky people. Dont sleep!

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  4. Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Jesus, Sally...that time of the month?

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  5. Storm of the Century(1998)

    Population dropping even faster than the snow.

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  6. Let the Right One In (2008)

    I feel for that vicious murdering vampire.

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  7. V/H/S (2012)

    People still film onto VHS tapes? Huh.

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  8. Night of the Living Dead (1990)

    Tom Towles hairline makes bold acting choice.

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  9. Saw IV (2007)

    Dark twist on "Ice to see you"

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  10. Frankenstein's Army (2013)

    Surprisingly good midnight movie; lacks Udo Kier.

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  11. Poltergeist (2015)

    Bigger budget. Better technology. Doesn't hold up.

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  12. Clownhouse (1989): Parents abandon children: evil clowns step in

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  13. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Anti-Establishment Carpenter's point: Censorship is good!

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  14. creepshow (1982) - scary documentary about Stephen Kings' substance abuse

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  15. Backcountry (2014) - I don't think this is paddington, honey

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  16. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
    Freddy is Zuul the Gatekeeper when burned

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  17. It Follows (2015)

    It followed me once on Twitter @AdamR38

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  18. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    I want revenge for watching this again

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  19. Saw V (2008)

    Don't worry there's multiple "previously on Saw"

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  20. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

    Handless fights souless with chainsaw and boomstick.

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  21. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    So blatantly gay I`m ashamed being gay

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  22. The Descent (2005)

    Seeing this makes my claustrophobia even worse

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  23. House of Wax (1953)

    That fight scene came out of nowhere!

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  24. Interview With the Vampire (1994)

    Reminiscent of some job interviews I've had.

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  25. Creepshow (1982)

    Stephen King gets a lesson in meteorology.

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  26. The Nightmare (2015): These kooks have thoughts on "The Shining"?

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  27. Cooties (2015)

    As an antivaxxer, I don't get it

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  28. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Still, better Green Goblin mask than Dafoe's.

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  29. Re-Penetrator (2004)

    Isn't Re-Animator the pornographic spoof of Re-Animator?

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  30. Microwave Massacre (1983) Dir. Wayne Berwick

    Holds it's reputation as worst Horror ever!

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  31. Saw IV (2007)

    Over halfway there, guess I'll muddle through...

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  32. Basket Case

    Separate Siamese twins against will? Get murdered.

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  33. Burying the Ex (2014)

    Guess I should have watched Gremlins 2

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  34. A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  35. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

    "I just don't see it" Jack Sholder

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  36. Mangiati Vivi (1980)

    Neat! Mixes cannibals with Jonestown. Very sleazy!

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  37. You're Next (2011)
    Yuppie family reunions always end this way.

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  38. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Boobie-trapping a dog was never so intense.

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  39. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 4, 2015 at 11:33 AM

    Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Puberty turned you into a real bitch.

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  40. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) (with the commentary).

    Very good soundtrack, terrible lip sync though.

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  41. Arachnophobia (1990)

    Jeff Daniels killed a homeless guy once.

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  42. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999, Amazon Prime).

    The Pandora's Box of found-footage movies.

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  43. BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000, Amazon Prime).

    Seeing ghostly sausage getting made undermines prequel.

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  44. Nurse (2014)

    This seven word review ruined my career.

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  45. Basket Case (1982)

    Everyone is curious, "What's in the basket?"

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  46. Grabbers (2012)

    Monster movie or NAMBLA'S basketball team's name

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  47. The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

    Take a drink whenever someone says "Texarkana."

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  48. Saw V (2008)

    Getting curious how they're gonna end this...

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  49. Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Wilburs brain in Frankensteins body? That's scarier!

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  50. Scooby-Doo: The Adventure Begins (2009)

    Honestly, this movie kinda sucked. Asian Velma?

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  51. Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)

    Still think lead looks like Roger Daltrey.

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  52. Zombeavers (2014)
    Dag and Norb turn to human flesh!

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  53. Nightmare on elm st 2
    Seems like two competing movies, neither work

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  54. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Title equals misnomer, film equals classic gem

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  55. Friday the 13th (1980)

    This shitty movie spawned how many sequels?

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  56. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    All The Boys Haggle Mary Henry. (Horrifying!)

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  57. I Spit on Your Grave (1978)

    Steel wool wont scrap this movie off.

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  58. Island of Death (1976)

    Two words sum it up...goat fucking!

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  59. Last House on the Left (1972)

    Where's Cobra Kai when you need them?

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  60. Love Camp 7 (1969)

    Never thought I'd miss Ilsa so much.

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  61. Day Of The Dead (1985)

    My favorite zombie movie of all time

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  62. Madhouse (1981)

    I thought this starred Larroquette and Alley.

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  63. Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)

    See the previous review for Blood Feast.

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  64. Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

    A rallying cry in favor of infanticide.

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  65. Triangle (2009)

    Great and disturbing variation on Groundhog day.

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    Liam Hemsworth´s head on a hook - surprising.

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  66. The Tingler (1959)

    Sends a tingle to my special places

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  67. Santa's Slay (2005)
    Santa is murderous and probably anti-Semitic.

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  68. The Tingler (1959)

    Sends tingles to all my special places

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  69. Sorority House Massacre (1986)

    Why's this sorority slasher all about reincarnation?

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  70. Ghostwatch (1992)
    The British do everything first and better.

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  71. Burying the Ex (2014)
    Most parts felt as cold as the Ex.

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  73. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Ruth Gordon is such a pleasant satanist.

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  74. Sorority babes: Slimeball bowl-o-rama

    only source of imp lore to date

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  75. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Dracula and God's relationship status: it's complicated.

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  76. Grabbers

    Imagine if the grabbers landed in Utah.

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  77. To All A Goodnight (1980) - At least THIS killer looks like Santa

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  78. Corpse Bride (2005)
    It's not forced necrophilia if you're married.

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  79. The ABCs of Death (2012)

    More like The ABCs of Complete Shit.

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  80. GRABBERS (2013) dir. Jon Wright

    "Edgar Wright presents TREMORS SIX: JAWSRACHNOPHOBIA'S ASHES."

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  81. Hostel pt 2 (2007) dir. Eli Roth.

    "WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE reaches logical conclusion."

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  82. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    You see it Akins probably Fuck it.

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  83. Halloween: H20 (1998)
    Michelle Williams in My Weekend with Michael.

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  84. Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood (1996)

    Dumb fun that's better than I remembered.

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  85. Dreamcatcher (2003)

    Aliens invade through our butts. Why not?

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  86. Black Eyed Children: Let Me In (2015)

    Beyond bargain basement. Lowest of the low.

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  87. Kids vs. Monsters (2015)

    This movie has no right to exist.

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  88. The Phantom Carriage (1921)

    The rumor is...a meatball directed this.

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  89. Hostel
    Lots of nice boobies and then.......ouchie!

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  90. It follows
    It is sexually frustrated, chill out It

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  91. 1408

    Made protagonist a writer again, that's novel.

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  92. The Wolfman (2010)

    There's a werewolf throw down! Enough said.

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  93. Dark Was The Night

    Tree creature experiences a slow growth cycle.

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  94. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Camp Crystal Lake needs some new counselors.

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  95. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    All of the adults need hearing aids.

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  96. Re-Animator (1985)

    There's nudity...but not the good kind.

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  97. The Haunting (1963)

    Shall I stay or shall I go!

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  98. Prom Night (1980)

    Kept expecting Nielsen to say something hilarious.

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  99. Re-Animator (1985)

    Worst security guard for the morgue possible.

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  100. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Goodnight, Wes. Thank you for the Nightmares.

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  101. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    You see my privates? I'm making noise.

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  102. What We Do in the Shadows (2015)

    Werewolves are quite polite, it turns out.

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  103. 1408 (2007)

    When Sam Jackson tells you something, listen.

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  104. Blood for Dracula (1974)

    Feminist or Misogynistic? Only the gays know.

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  105. Pernicious (2014)

    Horrible. BrentPeterson couldn't even masturbate to it.

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  106. Starry Eyes (2014)

    "Behind the Scenes: Rise of the Kardashians."

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  107. Deathgasm (2015)

    I don't know. It's fine I guess.

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  108. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Love knows no bounds (or manners, apparently)

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  109. True Nature (2010)

    Waiiiiiiit... What? Why'd she kiss her dad?

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  110. The Green Inferno:

    Girl must've had the rival's tribal tattoo

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  111. Re-Animator (1985)

    The best Frankenstein movie not called Frankenstein.

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  112. Monster Squad

    Forget the monsters. Beware the levitating dog.

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  113. Friday the 13th, Part V (1985)

    A parable about the dangers of vanchiladas.

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  114. Midnight Meat Train (2008)

    Really no cameras? Oh that's why, cool.

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  115. Contracted

    Ummmm....Excuse me while I wash everything

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  116. Pet Sematary (1989) First time

    Well Patrick, Aunt Zelda really doesn't disappoint.

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  117. The Reef (2010)

    This Australian tourism advertisement is very confusing.

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  118. Halloween (2007)

    Not great, but not half bad either

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  119. [REC] 3: Genesis (2012)

    Change in style, ramps up the carnage.

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  120. Lucky Bastard (2014)

    That title doesn't describe me watching this.

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  121. The Man in the Attic (1953): Owning black bags; left handedness; both suspect.

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  122. Monster Squad (1987)
    Goonies meets Sandlot with lots more Nards!

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  123. Halloween II (1985): Heat in the hospital: Ya Burnt Myers.

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  124. A Christmas Horror Story

    When did Santa turn into a badass?

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  125. Son of Dracula (1943)

    Did you know Alucard is Dracula backwards?

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  126. Cabin Fever (2003)

    Flesh eating virus? Pour Listerine on dick.

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  127. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    Devilishly dapper; disgustingly brutish. Quite the feat.

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  128. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Sarah Polley needs to do more horror.

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  129. Audition (1999)

    Fuck that! Fuck that!

    ...pretty good though.

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  130. Deer Women. Short film from Masters of Horror by John Landis.

    Deer lord! What a piece of shit.

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  131. The Guardian (1990)

    The unheralded classic movie monster: The Druid!

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  132. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) (With F This Movie! Commentary)

    I want an Official Tom Atkins Dickrag™!

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  133. A Nightmare on Elm street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Bending chair legs? That's my dream too!

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  134. The Descent (2005)

    Fuck caves. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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  135. Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Watched it because I love my son

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  136. We Are Still Here (2015)

    When I go blackface it's considered racist.

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  137. Castle Freak (1995)

    Alternate title: Gordon's Guide to Terrific Parenting.

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  138. Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster (2010)

    Horror-themed romcom for kids. Weird idea.

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  139. Tales From the Crypt the Movie (1990): Specials: Reading delay on oven baked child.

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