Creep Mark Duplass kills it as creepy stalker.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)Miguel Nunez is my favorite scream queen.
The Deadly Spawn (1983)Dork slays spawn with Chekhov's flash powder.
Georges Franju's EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.'Avant garde.' French for 'Roger Corman-like.'
AFTER MIDNIGHT (1989, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Professor Derek, Dr. Giggles' favorite college roommate.
The Convent (2000)90s movie look - so much stupid fun.
The Ruins (2008)Plants imitating cell phones? Sounds environmentally compatible.
Oculus (2013)Starbuck killed Cylons, now mirror kills Starbuck.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)#Scarymoviemonth is really giving me trust issues.(And no, I don't count that as cheating)
Psycho (1960)Yeah, it's as good as they said.
The Inkeepers (2011)I want to mate with Sara Paxton
Blade Trinity (2004) dir. David S Goyer"Dracula! How much ya bench? (Fist bump)"
Byzantium (2012)Vampiric euthanasia, now available on the NHS.
Frankenstein's Army (2013)Fancy a spot of tea, ey comrades?
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)Stop (bitch) saying (bitch) bitch, Freddy! (bitch)
The Raven (2012)If Poe saw this he'd drink more.
The Human Centipede 2 (2011)Makes a statement. Smears it with shit.
The Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears (2013)so this is a Giallo film somehow ?
Lords of Salem 2012Half interesting movie shame about the end
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsIf Freddy comes knockin', better call Dokken.
Night of the Demon (1957)Satanists with no plan B often fail.
Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood (2003)You found gold? Get a golden tooth.
The Thing (1982)Not even diabeetus can beat the thing.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Please stop with the fucking remakes already.
The Mist (2007)You know, sometimes procrastination is a virtue
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Caroline Williams marry me? That's a Stretch.
Silver Bullet (1985)Corey Haim...Gary Busey...zero Oscar nominations
Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964)Whoa, the Mummy Curb-Stomped a guy!
Mama (2013)Atmospheric horror ruined by rubbish CGI climax.
Night of the Hunter (1955)Gotta love hate relationship with this movie.
Black Sunday (1960)non rivaleggiare con l'orrore di venerdì nero
Return of the living dead80s punky zombie party is funby stuff
Audition (1999)I should be more careful when flossing.
The Hills Have Eyes (Dir. Aja) Poor bastards obviously didn't know refrigerator trick.
Friday the 13th part 5 A new BeginningPatrick's right about those fucking chocolate stains
Silver Bullet (1985)Ironsides Junior Vs. The Ripping Render Reverend
House (1977)The most fever-est of all fever dreams.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Chucky remains terrible at "Hide the Soul."
Demonic Toys (1992)Tracey Scoggins? Foul-mouthed toys? I'm in!
Prom Night 2: Electric Boogaloo (1987)Turbo and Ozone breakdance on period blood.
Deathgasm (2015) Kimberley Crossman's performance stands out - fucking brutal.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason LivesJason Voorhees sleeps with the fishes...cannoli.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Hope Peter Parker avoids Dr. Connors's house.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Polanski explores violating a woman's body, ha
We Are What We Are (2013) Slow pace, huge payoff. Who wants stew?
Almost Human (2013)Where to begin...I know...alien rape!
The Howling (1981)When your peep show goes horribly wrong!
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015) Here's what zombie video games hath wrought.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Well, at least he didn't die first.
Oculus (2013)Granny Smith, Red Delicious or 60 watt?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)(Revised review)Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
The Fly (1986)If David Cronenberg directed Inside Out... literally.
Starry Eyes (2014)Have ambition? Scientology seems a better choice.
Hell (2011)A seldom good gerne film from Germany.
Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)Benny "The Jet" Urquidez wrestles with dysmorphia.
Night of the Demon (1980)Extra! Extra! Bigfoot rips off man's dick!
Nightbreed: The Directors Cut (1990/2014)(Happy birthday Mr. Barker)Cronenberg's even more terrifying then his films.
Snuff (1979)Filmed in Argentina where film stock's cheap.
SS Experiment Camp (1976)Well I'm just going straight to hell.
Cemetery Man (1996)Surely it can't get more twisted now...
Tenebrae (1982)Shyamalan is creaming his jeans right now.
Burying the Ex (2014) I wanted to like this, but... ehhh.
The Horde (2009)Classic zombie tropes. Classic French horror intensity.
Exeter (2015)Every horror cliche--in a jam jar.
THE FOREST (1982, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Tattletale ghosts blackmail cannibal George Lucas... REALLY!!!
CREATURE (1984, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Scarier than rubbery alien? Klaus Kinski exfoliating.
Friday the 13th part 6Jason Voorhees has Gills? What the Fuck!
Scanners (1981)Scanner, I hardly know her...*head explodes*
House of Wax (2005)Paris Hilton uses her head for entertainment
An American Werewolf In London (1981)This is a perfect movie, to me.
It Came! (1993) Dir. Bret SternDTV oddity with a drinking game introduction.
Saw VI (2009)It's getting ridiculous. Just end it already!
John dies at the endChad is very annoyed at the end
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight Demon Knight: Da Sweet Blood of Jesus.
Saw VI (2009)Zoo animals playing same game across town.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)I liked this before anyone else did.
Lords of SalemGood lord these witches need some clothes
The Lords of Salem (2012)This movie's ending gives me the creeps
An American Werewolf in LondonWatching teenage crush decompose. Still love him.
Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999)I'd come if D'Errico said my name.
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Stir of Echoes (1999)Man receives ghost message, DIGS message
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Stephen Kings IT (1990)Ending adds an SH to the title.
The Hitcher (1986)Jennifer Jason Leigh stretching her acting abilities
Army Of Darkness (1992)Ash should be on Game of Thrones
Creep (2014)Effective found footage. Safety definitely NOT guaranteed.
The Monster Squad (1987)Frankenstein (the monster) is the new Chunk.
Idle Hands (1999)Devons Sawa is the next big thing.
May (2002)McKee invents the Manic Pixie Dream Psychopath.
Would You Rather (2012)Cheap Thrills minus Koechner, Healy, Paxton, charm.
Saw (2004)How to Wan friends and exsanguinate people.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)Vampire drama with a touch of horror.
Abbott and Costello in Hold That Ghost (1941)Eccentric gay couple conquer a haunted house.
Scream (1996)Ulrich Skeets all over this movies ending
Scream 2 (1997)Making the camera man black changes everything.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) Spinning mirror ball scene for the win!
Aliens (Directors Cut) (1986)Cryostasis makes feminist action hero maternal, apparentlyorIn space, everyone hears the alien scream
Snowbeast (1977)Ski poles: when six gunshots aren't enough.
Creepshow (1982)Stephen King the writer, not the actor
Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)Patrick :'(...Dad was on that paintball team...
Re-Animator (1985)Dr. Hill was creepy before being reanimated.
Amityville Death House (2015)"This pond hasn't been fished out yet!"
Deadly Friend (1986)This is why I don't make friends.
Phantoms (1998)Definitely inspired John Dies at the End.
Borderlands (2007)Don't pop your cherry down in Mexico.
Carrie (1976)Mom has a twisted view of Jesus.
The Ring (2002)Samara asks us to "Netflix and Chill."
The Devil's Rejects (2005)Devil is brutal. The devil is Zombie.
Halloween (1978)I really miss cars with bench seats...
Halloween (1978)Totally new appreciation for the awesome cinematography.
The Editor (2015)Blood, boobs, mustaches - a typical Italian Tuesday.
Halloween (2007)What year does this movie take place?
War Games (2011)New slasher franchise: PTSD psycho killers
As above, so below (2014)Volkswagen has more problems than manipulating Diesels
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)Prejudice and clichés are gonna kill you.
Inferno (1980)Beautiful colors. Fear of women and cats.
A Nightmare on Elmstreet 3: Dream Warriors (1987)James Bond called, wants murder puns back.
Bucket of Blood (1959)I would've just spit in their coffee.
The Prophecy (1995)Walken googles eyes, Koteas polices, Viggo Satans.