Monday, October 5, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 5)


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  1. Creep [2014]

    Mark Duplass kills it as creepy stalker.

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  2. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

    Miguel Nunez is my favorite scream queen.

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  3. The Deadly Spawn (1983)

    Dork slays spawn with Chekhov's flash powder.

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  4. Georges Franju's EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    'Avant garde.' French for 'Roger Corman-like.'

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  5. AFTER MIDNIGHT (1989, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Professor Derek, Dr. Giggles' favorite college roommate.

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  6. The Convent (2000)

    90s movie look - so much stupid fun.

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  7. The Ruins (2008)

    Plants imitating cell phones? Sounds environmentally compatible.

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  8. Oculus (2013)

    Starbuck killed Cylons, now mirror kills Starbuck.

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  9. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    #Scarymoviemonth is really giving me trust issues.

    (And no, I don't count that as cheating)

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  10. Psycho (1960)

    Yeah, it's as good as they said.

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  11. The Inkeepers (2011)

    I want to mate with Sara Paxton

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  12. Blade Trinity (2004) dir. David S Goyer

    "Dracula! How much ya bench? (Fist bump)"

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  13. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 5, 2015 at 6:39 AM

    Byzantium (2012)

    Vampiric euthanasia, now available on the NHS.

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  14. Frankenstein's Army (2013)

    Fancy a spot of tea, ey comrades?

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  15. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

    Stop (bitch) saying (bitch) bitch, Freddy! (bitch)

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  16. The Raven (2012)

    If Poe saw this he'd drink more.

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  17. The Human Centipede 2 (2011)

    Makes a statement. Smears it with shit.

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  18. The Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears (2013)


    so this is a Giallo film somehow ?

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  19. Lords of Salem 2012

    Half interesting movie shame about the end

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  20. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    If Freddy comes knockin', better call Dokken.

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  21. Night of the Demon (1957)

    Satanists with no plan B often fail.

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  22. Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

    You found gold? Get a golden tooth.

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  23. The Thing (1982)

    Not even diabeetus can beat the thing.

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  24. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    Please stop with the fucking remakes already.

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  25. The Mist (2007)

    You know, sometimes procrastination is a virtue

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  26. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Caroline Williams marry me? That's a Stretch.

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  27. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Corey Haim...Gary Busey...zero Oscar nominations

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  28. Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964)

    Whoa, the Mummy Curb-Stomped a guy!

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  29. Mama (2013)

    Atmospheric horror ruined by rubbish CGI climax.

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  30. Night of the Hunter (1955)

    Gotta love hate relationship with this movie.

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  31. Black Sunday (1960)

    non rivaleggiare con l'orrore di venerdì nero

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  32. Return of the living dead

    80s punky zombie party is funby stuff

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  33. Audition (1999)

    I should be more careful when flossing.

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  34. The Hills Have Eyes (Dir. Aja)

    Poor bastards obviously didn't know refrigerator trick.

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  35. Friday the 13th part 5 A new Beginning

    Patrick's right about those fucking chocolate stains

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  36. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Ironsides Junior Vs. The Ripping Render Reverend

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  37. House (1977)

    The most fever-est of all fever dreams.

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  38. Curse of Chucky (2013)
    Chucky remains terrible at "Hide the Soul."

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  39. Demonic Toys (1992)

    Tracey Scoggins? Foul-mouthed toys? I'm in!

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  40. Prom Night 2: Electric Boogaloo (1987)

    Turbo and Ozone breakdance on period blood.

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  41. Deathgasm (2015)

    Kimberley Crossman's performance stands out - fucking brutal.

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  42. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Jason Voorhees sleeps with the fishes...cannoli.

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  43. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Hope Peter Parker avoids Dr. Connors's house.

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  44. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Polanski explores violating a woman's body, ha

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  45. We Are What We Are (2013)

    Slow pace, huge payoff. Who wants stew?

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  46. Almost Human (2013)

    Where to begin...I know...alien rape!

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  47. The Howling (1981)

    When your peep show goes horribly wrong!

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  48. Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015)

    Here's what zombie video games hath wrought.

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  49. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Well, at least he didn't die first.

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  50. Oculus (2013)

    Granny Smith, Red Delicious or 60 watt?

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  51. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
    (Revised review)

    Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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  52. The Fly (1986)

    If David Cronenberg directed Inside Out... literally.

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  53. Starry Eyes (2014)

    Have ambition? Scientology seems a better choice.

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  54. Hell (2011)

    A seldom good gerne film from Germany.

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  55. Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

    Benny "The Jet" Urquidez wrestles with dysmorphia.

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  56. Night of the Demon (1980)

    Extra! Extra! Bigfoot rips off man's dick!

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  57. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 5, 2015 at 4:51 PM

    Nightbreed: The Directors Cut (1990/2014)
    (Happy birthday Mr. Barker)

    Cronenberg's even more terrifying then his films.

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  58. Snuff (1979)

    Filmed in Argentina where film stock's cheap.

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  59. SS Experiment Camp (1976)

    Well I'm just going straight to hell.

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  60. Cemetery Man (1996)

    Surely it can't get more twisted now...

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  61. Tenebrae (1982)

    Shyamalan is creaming his jeans right now.

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  62. Burying the Ex (2014)

    I wanted to like this, but... ehhh.

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  63. The Horde (2009)

    Classic zombie tropes. Classic French horror intensity.

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  64. Exeter (2015)
    Every horror cliche--in a jam jar.

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  65. THE FOREST (1982, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Tattletale ghosts blackmail cannibal George Lucas... REALLY!!!

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  66. CREATURE (1984, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Scarier than rubbery alien? Klaus Kinski exfoliating.

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  67. Friday the 13th part 6

    Jason Voorhees has Gills? What the Fuck!

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  68. Scanners (1981)

    Scanner, I hardly know her...

    *head explodes*

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  69. House of Wax (2005)

    Paris Hilton uses her head for entertainment

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  70. An American Werewolf In London (1981)

    This is a perfect movie, to me.

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  71. It Came! (1993) Dir. Bret Stern

    DTV oddity with a drinking game introduction.

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  72. Saw VI (2009)

    It's getting ridiculous. Just end it already!

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  73. John dies at the end

    Chad is very annoyed at the end

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  74. Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Demon Knight: Da Sweet Blood of Jesus.

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  75. Saw VI (2009)

    Zoo animals playing same game across town.

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  76. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

    I liked this before anyone else did.

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  77. Lords of Salem
    Good lord these witches need some clothes

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  78. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    This movie's ending gives me the creeps

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  79. An American Werewolf in London

    Watching teenage crush decompose. Still love him.

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  80. Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999)

    I'd come if D'Errico said my name.

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  82. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    Man receives ghost message, DIGS message

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  83. Stephen Kings IT (1990)

    Ending adds an SH to the title.

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  84. The Hitcher (1986)

    Jennifer Jason Leigh stretching her acting abilities

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  85. Army Of Darkness (1992)

    Ash should be on Game of Thrones

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  86. Creep (2014)

    Effective found footage. Safety definitely NOT guaranteed.

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  87. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Frankenstein (the monster) is the new Chunk.

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  88. Idle Hands (1999)

    Devons Sawa is the next big thing.

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  89. May (2002)

    McKee invents the Manic Pixie Dream Psychopath.

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  90. Would You Rather (2012)

    Cheap Thrills minus Koechner, Healy, Paxton, charm.

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  91. Saw (2004)

    How to Wan friends and exsanguinate people.

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  92. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

    Vampire drama with a touch of horror.

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  93. Abbott and Costello in Hold That Ghost (1941)

    Eccentric gay couple conquer a haunted house.

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  94. Scream (1996)

    Ulrich Skeets all over this movies ending

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  95. Scream 2 (1997)
    Making the camera man black changes everything.

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  96. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

    Spinning mirror ball scene for the win!

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  97. Aliens (Directors Cut) (1986)

    Cryostasis makes feminist action hero maternal, apparently

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    In space, everyone hears the alien scream

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  98. Snowbeast (1977)

    Ski poles: when six gunshots aren't enough.

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  99. Creepshow (1982)
    Stephen King the writer, not the actor

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  100. Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)

    Patrick :'(...Dad was on that paintball team...

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  101. Re-Animator (1985)

    Dr. Hill was creepy before being reanimated.

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  102. Amityville Death House (2015)

    "This pond hasn't been fished out yet!"

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  103. Deadly Friend (1986)

    This is why I don't make friends.

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  104. Phantoms (1998)

    Definitely inspired John Dies at the End.

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  105. Borderlands (2007)

    Don't pop your cherry down in Mexico.

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  106. Carrie (1976)

    Mom has a twisted view of Jesus.

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  107. The Ring (2002)
    Samara asks us to "Netflix and Chill."

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  109. The Devil's Rejects (2005)

    Devil is brutal. The devil is Zombie.

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  110. Halloween (1978)

    I really miss cars with bench seats...

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  111. Halloween (1978)

    Totally new appreciation for the awesome cinematography.

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  112. The Editor (2015)

    Blood, boobs, mustaches - a typical Italian Tuesday.

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  113. Halloween (2007)

    What year does this movie take place?

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  114. War Games (2011)

    New slasher franchise: PTSD psycho killers

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  115. As above, so below (2014)

    Volkswagen has more problems than manipulating Diesels

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  116. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    Prejudice and clichés are gonna kill you.

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  117. Inferno (1980)

    Beautiful colors. Fear of women and cats.

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  118. A Nightmare on Elmstreet 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    James Bond called, wants murder puns back.

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  119. Bucket of Blood (1959)

    I would've just spit in their coffee.

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  120. The Prophecy (1995)

    Walken googles eyes, Koteas polices, Viggo Satans.

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