Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 6)


100 comments:

  1. Wake Wood (2010)

    Jud told you that dead is bettah.

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  2. Aliens (1986)

    Carter Burke is an asshole mostly...mostly.

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  3. Marc Forster's WORLD WAR Z: UNRATED (2013, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Wherever Brad Pitt flies, people "Die Harder."

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  4. Kimberly Peirce's CARRIE (2013, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    "Hit-Girl Snaps... Period." Rated 'R' for 'Redundant.'

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  5. Shocker (1989)

    Score: Heather Wixson 1, Patrick Bromley 0

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  6. Videodrome (1983):

    James Woods becomes a Blockbuster return slot

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  7. Devil (2010)

    80 minute runtime is still too long.

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  8. City of the Living Dead (1980) Dir. Lucio Fulci - 2nd viewing, 1st time in 7.1 on Blu-Ray

    Fulci: "Fuck it, just keep zooming in!"

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  9. Scream of Fear (1961)

    Think I'm choosing the wrong Hammer movies...

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  10. Halloween (2007 remake)

    You can stop casting your wife, Rob.

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  11. Hatchet II (2010)

    Danielle Harris just can't catch a break.

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  12. The Night Monster (1942)

    Harmless Universal horror featuring Lugosi and Atwill.

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  13. Creep (2014)

    There's nothing more relaxing than tubby time.

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  14. The Battery (2012)

    When the going gets tough...get drunk!

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  15. The Thing (1982)

    Without women men start seeing weird stuff.

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  16. Saw VI (2009)

    Eddie Winslow never had a f-ing chance

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  17. Seven (1995)

    You will accept my apology, won't you?

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  18. Shocker (1989)

    Channel surfing effect wasn't there yet guys

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  19. Brainscan (1994)

    One video game on multiple discs? Scary!

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  20. Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

    This SUCKED way more than I expected.

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  21. The Cremator (1968)

    Rudolph Hrunsinsky outcreeps Laurence R. Harvey's ass.

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  22. White Zombie (1932)

    More boring than boring. Blunder miss 65.

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  23. Curse Of Chucky (2013)

    No more Charles Lee Ray backstory please.

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  24. Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday (1993)

    That's it. No more Fridays. Only Mondays.

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  25. I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance Is Mine (2015)

    Yes, a third one. Yes, it's awful.

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  26. The Apparition

    Terrible housekeeper and NOT good with pets.

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  27. The Conjuring

    Lily,Lily, "Honey, you got reeeal ugly."

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  28. The Innkeepers

    Kelly McGillis always finds the "Danger Zone".

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  29. World War Z

    NOTE: Brad Pitt form of zombie catnip

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  30. Xtro (1983)

    Dude, quit being such a big baby.

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    1. This is on my list too. Haven't watched it since it came out on VHS.

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  31. Willow Creek (2013)

    Bigfoot's dick has never smelled so good.

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  32. Lords of Salem (2012)

    I really wanted to like this movie.

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  33. Cooties

    Exposé outshines Food, Inc. Your move Spurlock.

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  34. Pans Labrynth 2006
    Where the fuck are David Bowie's tights?

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  35. Pans Labrynth 2006
    Where the fuck are David Bowie's tights?

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  36. May (2002)

    I like weird too; but holy shit...

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  37. Seven (1995)

    Guess, what's in the box...my dick

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  38. Saw 3D aka Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)

    Unsatisfying ending to franchise of diminishing returns.

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  39. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Michael's rampage continues...with adorable barn kittens!

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  40. The Nightmare (2015)

    Supernatural? Not sure. It's definitely super scary.

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  41. Almost Human (2013)

    Another reason to stay out of Maine.

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  42. Jaws 2 (1978)
    (As Larry Vaughan) A shark in Amity? That's ridiculous Brody!

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  43. The Visit (2015)

    Most people's grandparents are very caring. Depends.

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    1. "Depends". I see what you did there.

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  44. The Visit (2015, M. Night Shyamalan)

    Funnier than scary. More Annoying than funny.

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  45. Piranha (1978)

    More Piranhas and less driving cars please.

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  46. Lake Mungo (2009)
    "It's my future self! Wait...uh oh."

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  47. Asmodexia (2015)
    Incest and possession: apparently super boring topics.

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  48. Intruder (1989)

    Clean up on aisle 3... it's blood

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  49. Friday the 13th Part VII

    Bernie spends the Weekend at Camp Blood

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  50. Carrie (1976)
    Ok, he's saying Cassie to be dickish

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  51. Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Stays upstairs for the windows...watches TV

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  52. The Visit(2015) 2nd Viewing

    A killer week ahead at Grandparents.

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  53. Eaten Alive (1976)

    Starlight Motel: Guest today, crocodile shit tomorrow

    Or

    Morticia, not as hot when in color.

    Or

    Concierge had several attempted rapes. Zero stars.

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    1. Number 3 is one of the best so far this year.

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  54. Psycho II (1983)

    Norman Bates' new sitcom: My Two Moms.

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  55. Werewolf and the Yeti (1975)

    Is that the yeti? No it's Naschy.

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  56. Zombie Flesh Eaters aka Zombie (1979)

    Hey, is there something in my eye?

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  57. Now that I'm at the end of the DDP section 1 list, I realize I left 2 off.

    Cannibal Man (1973)

    Spanish remake of Criminally Insane I guess.

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  58. Eden Lake (2008)

    BRB checking I've booked my tetanus booster.

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  59. Faces of Death (1978)

    Dr. Francis B. Gross? Super classy guys.

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  60. DDP list section 2

    The Beyond (1981)

    Warbeck's a pimp. Shit for aim though.

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  61. The Boogeyman (1980)

    It's a shame. He went full retard.

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  62. Cannibal Terror (1981)

    Beatle wigs are cheap in the Amazon.

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  63. The Shining (1980)

    Stanley Kubrick proudly presents: Steadicam the movie!

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  64. Silver Bullet (1985)

    "moon gets fuller.."
    "...the guy gets wolfier"

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  65. Dead and Buried (1981)


    It's always a needle to the eye

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  66. The Innocents (1961)

    Seven words can't describe how great this...

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  67. Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
    New meaning to "life of the party."
    -or-
    Most intense kebab scene outside Iron Chef.

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  68. The Babadook (2014)

    Marketing propaganda film, from makers of Kindle.

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  69. Carrie (2013) - Who still makes glass water fountain bottles?

    Or..

    Text from the prom? Chris doesn't learn.

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  70. Jaws The Revenge

    Bruce uses GPS to find Last Starfighter

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  71. A nightmare on elm street (2010 remake)

    Molester Freddy fairs poorly vs. Lisbeth/fans

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  72. Burying The Ex (2014 dir. Joe Dante)

    THE sexiest corpse outside of Jordana Brewster.

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  73. April Fools Day,

    "Yeahhhh, let's go with the De Palma ending."

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  74. Night Warning a.k.a Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1982) Dir. William Asher

    Progressive for '82 addressing incest and homophobia.

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  75. The Last House on the Left (1972):

    Ew...gross...that pond probably has leeches...

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  76. Halloween II (2009)

    Scout's Laurie. Like Annie, "I'm not Impressed."

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  77. Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf

    Revised score is: Patrick 1, Heather 1

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  78. What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

    I'll fondly remember New Zealand for mockumentaries

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  79. Christine

    Heterosexualest man on man dick grab ever.

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  80. Demons (1985)

    Coked up punks come to the rescue.

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  81. House of the Long Shadows (1983)

    One of these cast members doesn't belong.

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  82. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

    Spaceships everywhere! But only invade Cemeterysburg, California.

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  83. Terror Train (1980)
    It is way too cold for Halloween.

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  84. Creep (2014)

    Can't pick between TLC or Radiohead joke.

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  85. Nightbreed: Director's Cut (1990)

    Fun fact: Sheffer's face required no prosthetics.
    -or-
    This is a bizarre sequel to "Babycakes."

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  86. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Creepshow ripoff from the creator of Creepshow.

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  87. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

    Stupid Sam and Frodo makin' me cry...

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  88. The Mist (2007)

    Toby Jones should be the next Bond

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  89. Let the Right One In (2008)

    "I'm not a girl" - don't overlook that.

    Alternately,
    Shouldn't have listened to the podcast first.

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  90. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Come and knock on our wall... BOO!!!

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  91. Night Train To Terror (1985)

    Anthology film for insane folks like us.

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  92. The Mist (2007)

    How I hate this religious bigot bitch.

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  93. Lifeforce (1985)

    Tobe Hooper snorted insane amounts of cocaine.

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  94. Funny Games (1997)

    Real Life: Anna, Georg, Peter - all dead.

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  95. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    This franchise is rough on Final Girls.

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  96. Stake Land (2010)

    What's worse: bloodsucking vampires or religious fanaticism?

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  97. Manhunter (1986, Michael Mann)

    Brian Cox over Anthony Hopkins. Forever ever.

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