Wake Wood (2010)Jud told you that dead is bettah.
Aliens (1986)Carter Burke is an asshole mostly...mostly.
Marc Forster's WORLD WAR Z: UNRATED (2013, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Wherever Brad Pitt flies, people "Die Harder."
Kimberly Peirce's CARRIE (2013, Amazon Prime) for the first time."Hit-Girl Snaps... Period." Rated 'R' for 'Redundant.'
Shocker (1989)Score: Heather Wixson 1, Patrick Bromley 0
Videodrome (1983):James Woods becomes a Blockbuster return slot
Devil (2010)80 minute runtime is still too long.
City of the Living Dead (1980) Dir. Lucio Fulci - 2nd viewing, 1st time in 7.1 on Blu-Ray Fulci: "Fuck it, just keep zooming in!"
Scream of Fear (1961)Think I'm choosing the wrong Hammer movies...
Halloween (2007 remake)You can stop casting your wife, Rob.
Hatchet II (2010)Danielle Harris just can't catch a break.
The Night Monster (1942)Harmless Universal horror featuring Lugosi and Atwill.
Creep (2014)There's nothing more relaxing than tubby time.
The Battery (2012)When the going gets tough...get drunk!
The Thing (1982)Without women men start seeing weird stuff.
Saw VI (2009)Eddie Winslow never had a f-ing chance
Seven (1995)You will accept my apology, won't you?
Shocker (1989)Channel surfing effect wasn't there yet guys
Brainscan (1994) One video game on multiple discs? Scary!
Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)This SUCKED way more than I expected.
The Cremator (1968)Rudolph Hrunsinsky outcreeps Laurence R. Harvey's ass.
White Zombie (1932)More boring than boring. Blunder miss 65.
Curse Of Chucky (2013)No more Charles Lee Ray backstory please.
Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday (1993)That's it. No more Fridays. Only Mondays.
I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance Is Mine (2015) Yes, a third one. Yes, it's awful.
The Apparition Terrible housekeeper and NOT good with pets.
The ConjuringLily,Lily, "Honey, you got reeeal ugly."
The InnkeepersKelly McGillis always finds the "Danger Zone".
World War ZNOTE: Brad Pitt form of zombie catnip
Xtro (1983) Dude, quit being such a big baby.
This is on my list too. Haven't watched it since it came out on VHS.
Willow Creek (2013)Bigfoot's dick has never smelled so good.
Lords of Salem (2012)I really wanted to like this movie.
CootiesExposé outshines Food, Inc. Your move Spurlock.
Pans Labrynth 2006Where the fuck are David Bowie's tights?
May (2002)I like weird too; but holy shit...
Seven (1995)Guess, what's in the box...my dick
Saw 3D aka Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)Unsatisfying ending to franchise of diminishing returns.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Michael's rampage continues...with adorable barn kittens!
The Nightmare (2015)Supernatural? Not sure. It's definitely super scary.
Almost Human (2013) Another reason to stay out of Maine.
Jaws 2 (1978)(As Larry Vaughan) A shark in Amity? That's ridiculous Brody!
The Visit (2015)Most people's grandparents are very caring. Depends.
"Depends". I see what you did there.
The Visit (2015, M. Night Shyamalan)Funnier than scary. More Annoying than funny.
Piranha (1978)More Piranhas and less driving cars please.
Lake Mungo (2009)"It's my future self! Wait...uh oh."
Asmodexia (2015)Incest and possession: apparently super boring topics.
Intruder (1989)Clean up on aisle 3... it's blood
Friday the 13th Part VII Bernie spends the Weekend at Camp Blood
Carrie (1976)Ok, he's saying Cassie to be dickish
Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Stays upstairs for the windows...watches TV
The Visit(2015) 2nd ViewingA killer week ahead at Grandparents.
Eaten Alive (1976)Starlight Motel: Guest today, crocodile shit tomorrowOrMorticia, not as hot when in color.OrConcierge had several attempted rapes. Zero stars.
Number 3 is one of the best so far this year.
Psycho II (1983) Norman Bates' new sitcom: My Two Moms.
Werewolf and the Yeti (1975)Is that the yeti? No it's Naschy.
Zombie Flesh Eaters aka Zombie (1979)Hey, is there something in my eye?
Now that I'm at the end of the DDP section 1 list, I realize I left 2 off.Cannibal Man (1973)Spanish remake of Criminally Insane I guess.
Eden Lake (2008)BRB checking I've booked my tetanus booster.
Faces of Death (1978)Dr. Francis B. Gross? Super classy guys.
DDP list section 2The Beyond (1981)Warbeck's a pimp. Shit for aim though.
The Boogeyman (1980)It's a shame. He went full retard.
Cannibal Terror (1981)Beatle wigs are cheap in the Amazon.
The Shining (1980)Stanley Kubrick proudly presents: Steadicam the movie!
Silver Bullet (1985)"moon gets fuller..""...the guy gets wolfier"
Dead and Buried (1981)It's always a needle to the eye
The Innocents (1961)Seven words can't describe how great this...
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)New meaning to "life of the party."-or-Most intense kebab scene outside Iron Chef.
The Babadook (2014)Marketing propaganda film, from makers of Kindle.
Carrie (2013) - Who still makes glass water fountain bottles?Or..Text from the prom? Chris doesn't learn.
Jaws The RevengeBruce uses GPS to find Last Starfighter
A nightmare on elm street (2010 remake)Molester Freddy fairs poorly vs. Lisbeth/fans
Burying The Ex (2014 dir. Joe Dante)THE sexiest corpse outside of Jordana Brewster.
April Fools Day, "Yeahhhh, let's go with the De Palma ending."
Night Warning a.k.a Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1982) Dir. William AsherProgressive for '82 addressing incest and homophobia.
The Last House on the Left (1972):Ew...gross...that pond probably has leeches...
Halloween II (2009)Scout's Laurie. Like Annie, "I'm not Impressed."
Howling 2: Your Sister Is A WerewolfRevised score is: Patrick 1, Heather 1
What We Do In The Shadows (2014)I'll fondly remember New Zealand for mockumentaries
Christine Heterosexualest man on man dick grab ever.
Demons (1985)Coked up punks come to the rescue.
House of the Long Shadows (1983)One of these cast members doesn't belong.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)Spaceships everywhere! But only invade Cemeterysburg, California.
Terror Train (1980)It is way too cold for Halloween.
Creep (2014)Can't pick between TLC or Radiohead joke.
Nightbreed: Director's Cut (1990)Fun fact: Sheffer's face required no prosthetics. -or-This is a bizarre sequel to "Babycakes."
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Creepshow ripoff from the creator of Creepshow.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)Stupid Sam and Frodo makin' me cry...
The Mist (2007)Toby Jones should be the next Bond
Let the Right One In (2008)"I'm not a girl" - don't overlook that. Alternately, Shouldn't have listened to the podcast first.
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Come and knock on our wall... BOO!!!
Night Train To Terror (1985)Anthology film for insane folks like us.
The Mist (2007)How I hate this religious bigot bitch.
Lifeforce (1985)Tobe Hooper snorted insane amounts of cocaine.
Funny Games (1997)Real Life: Anna, Georg, Peter - all dead.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)This franchise is rough on Final Girls.
Stake Land (2010)What's worse: bloodsucking vampires or religious fanaticism?
Manhunter (1986, Michael Mann)Brian Cox over Anthony Hopkins. Forever ever.