Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 7)


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  1. Audition (1999)

    A solid argument to not date actors.

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  2. PARANORMAN 3D (2012, Blu-ray 3D) for the first time.

    Angry Aggie hates burning in hell with...

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  3. Brian De Palma's CARRIE (1976, DVD).

    ... crazy chick who won't stop throwing rocks!

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  4. WOLFCOP (2014, Netflix Instant) for the first time.

    'You have the right to remain furry.'

    and/or

    SMOKING after sex with werewolf? You're nuts!

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  5. Mulberry St (2006)

    Artsy for a rat people horror movie.

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  6. Witching and Bitching (2013)

    Spongebob's fate alone makes this one great

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  7. Scream 4

    Shriekuel, screamake or otherwise, I liked it.

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  8. Teeth 2007

    every single man on earth is a rapist

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  9. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    Experience Shelly's wallet in the THIRD DIMENSION!

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  10. Jason X (2001)

    The letter X suggests eroticism never delivered.

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  11. Nightbreed (1990)
    Directors Cut
    I'll definently come back now, you hear.

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  12. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    Uncle Freddys Childcare and Nightmare Development School.

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  13. The Hunger (1983)

    The smoke bill must have been outrageous.

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  14. Insidious Chapter 3 (2015)

    Invisible ghosts more convincing than Dermot Mulroney

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  15. Saw II (2005)

    Just follow the rules, Wahlberg. COME ON!

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  16. Spider Baby... or The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)

    Groundbreaking horror still has token black guy... or This movie's definition of vegetarianism is strange

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  17. The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

    Stylistic dread. Holy shit! She's not dead!

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  18. TEETH (2008) dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein

    "Conservatives defund planned parenthood; human evolution responds."

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  19. Creep (2005)

    Lola's still running. Nursery/surgery creates c.h.u.d.

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  20. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    Ben Foster is scarier than any vampire.

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  21. Blood Diner (1987)

    The living definition of "totally bonkers crazy."

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  22. I Spit On Your Grave (1978)

    "You call this a date movie?" - ex-girlfriend

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  23. Intruders (2011)

    Clive totally wants to bang his daughter.

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  24. Shocker (1989) - Wes Craven Wednesdays

    Two in the pink, one in the...

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  25. Dracula 3D (2012) dir. Dario Argento

    "Want to see my daughter naked? Again?"

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  26. Phenomena (Creepers) 1985

    "Eeeeek!!" *translation from chimpanzee* "Ass to ass!!"

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  27. Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

    Lacked the quiet dignity of Leprechaun 3.

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  28. Saw III (2005)

    Still better than Jigsaw's SAT prep course

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  29. Creep (2014, dir. by Patrick Brice)

    Psycopath x Lonely spineless idiot x critical mass = Peachfuzz.

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  30. Wat we do in the shadows (2014)

    Needs little less improv, lot more Nosferatu!

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  31. Found (2012) - older brother teaches how to give head

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  32. Silent Night (2012) - pretty colours, good exposition, lousy third act

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  33. Dark Country (2009, dir. Thomas Jane)

    Read the graphic novel. Skip the film.

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  34. Wir sind die Nacht - We are the night (2010)

    We germans also can do stylish horror.

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  35. Braindead (1992)

    Sumatran Rat-monkeys lasting legacy? Damn fine custard.

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  36. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    Funny, you don't look like Patricia Arquette?

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  37. The Fly (1986)
    Do you love arm wrestling? Not anymore!

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  38. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
    So, we'll scare Jessica next movie then?

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  39. We Are Still Here.
    I now understand the smokey KFC smell.

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  40. What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

    A genuinely funny mockumentary? Must be supernatural.

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  41. La Meute (2012)

    When everyone's gone who will feed us?

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  42. Pet Sematary (1989)

    An utterly fencless film about killer trucks

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  43. Re-animator (1985)
    Jeffrey Combs is a real pussy slayer!

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  44. Vampires (1998)

    Possibly controversial opinion: Carpenter's score kinda sucks

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  45. The Blob (1958)

    The best global warming PSA ever made.

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  46. Starry Eyes (2014)

    This is what they call "young Hollywood?"

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  47. Halloween 4: The return of Michael Myers (1988)

    House invaded, still not putting on pants.

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  48. Honeymoon 2014

    new meaning to the phrase "honeymoon period"

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  49. Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (1981)

    Anyone not liking this is BEYOND me.

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  50. Why don't you play in hell (2013)

    Kill Bill - behind the scenes, director's cut.

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  51. Basket Case 2 (1990)

    Belial has a taste for sleazy journalists.

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  52. Alone With Her (2006)

    Found footage? I only found lazy filmmaking.

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  53. The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

    Mankind should never tamper with Marlon Brando.

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  54. The Devil's Pass (2013)
    When true story is spookier than movie....

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  55. Friday the 13th part 8

    I ♡ NY, Best banned poster ever

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  56. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
    Life, rounded with a sleep... and warriors.

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  57. Honeyspider (2014) Dir. Josh Hasty

    Tiring of shitty movies disguised as retro.

    and

    The title card gave the best performance.

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  58. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 7, 2015 at 6:57 PM

    The Houses October Built (2014)

    Found footage film surprisingly watchable, until ending.

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  59. The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)

    Love conquers all, renders interesting premise comical.

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  60. Contamination (1980)

    Suddenly hungry for Jimmy Dean link sausages.

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  61. Dead & Buried (1981)

    Making that lifetime supply of chocolate last.

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  62. Death Trap/Eaten Alive (1977)

    Like T.C.M. only much higher on cocaine.

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  63. Deep River Savages (1972)

    Lenzi, the Marcus Nispel of Italian directors.

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  64. Delirium (1979)

    Could be wrong. Think that's Rob Halford.

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  65. Mimic

    F Murray Abraham dissects bug, cashes check

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  66. Fist Of Jesus (2012)

    Take that bible - This version I believe.

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  67. Sometimes they come back(1991)

    Sometimes they come back....without a pulse.

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  68. The Nightmare (2015)

    Watching this sort of felt like one.

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  69. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
    Stop being a bitch Rosemary, Hail Satan!

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  70. Cursed (2005)

    Biggest "I recognize that actor" cast ever?

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  71. Friday the 13th (1980)
    Next time they should try strip Scrabble.

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  72. My Soul To Take (2010)
    To enjoy Shocker more, watch this first.

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  73. The Fly (1986)

    Advice: Don't watch this before cooking meat.

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  74. Death Game (1977)
    This started out as a porn, right?

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  75. Saw IV (2007)

    Feel the way I feel: confused

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  76. Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

    A marketing douchebag decided on that spelling.

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  77. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Calling little girls bitch, not cool Dracula.

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  78. Lights Out (2013)

    I will not go to sleep tonight...

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  79. Phenomena (1985)

    Travel Switzerland proudly presents Dario Argento's Phenomena.

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  80. Tales from the crypt presents: Demon Knight
    Sadler as kickass demon knight
    Damn right!!

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  81. The Thing (1982)

    Not the best I've seen... For nothin'

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  82. Scream (1996)

    Drew Barrymore's got guts. I've seen 'em.

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  83. 13 Ghosts (1960)
    Half horror. Half Leave It to Beaver.

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  84. Basket Case 3: the Progeny (1991)

    Belial becomes Krang in the final act.

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  85. Sorority House Massacre II (1990)

    YES!!!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!

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  86. The Visit (2015)

    Apparently someone's never heard of granny panties.

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  87. Trick or Treat (1986)

    Evilspeak meets Shocker. That's all I got.

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  88. After.life (2009)

    Choosing good scripts, not Neeson's particular skill.

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  89. I Spit On Your Grave 3 (2015)

    Trilogy completed in time for awards season.

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  90. Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

    Jason finally masters the perfect triple decap.

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  91. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

    Romero hace pelicula supremo para nada dinero.

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  92. Almost Human (2014)

    Boring, bearded, being bemoans beaming by butchering.

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  93. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Pagan cookouts make for terrible surprise parties.

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  94. Graveyard Shift (1990)

    Macht gives Dourif run for mugging money.

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  95. The Fog (1980)
    Don't open door during weather anomaly, dumbass!

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  96. Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

    Becomes the Indy 4 of the series.

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  97. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Talk about unwrapping a pleasant Netflix surprise.

    &

    Supermodel babysitter less hot than supermodel cripple.

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  98. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    I dont remember camp being this fun.

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  99. Final destination 2 (2003)

    Best freaking car accident chain reaction ever.

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  100. The Fly (1986)

    Where can I get some pet baboons?

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  101. Scream (1996)

    Drew's fine, E.T. just playing practical jokes

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  102. Saw 3D the Final Chapter (2010)

    Every trap is 60 seconds, Jigsaw's A.D.D.

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  103. Child's Play (1988)

    Andy can hold this over Mom forever!

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  104. Hellboy (2004)

    Benicio owes quite a bit to Lovecraft.

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  105. The Brood (1979)
    That's the worst case of eczema ever.

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  106. Bride of the Monster (1955)

    Classic Wood. "Home? I have no home."

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  107. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    Perfect. May they never make a sequel.

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  108. John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)

    Funny, Carpenter asking can he get paid.

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  109. Maniac (2012)

    Wait a second... Am I the maniac?

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  110. Halloween (1978, John Carpenter)

    Better than Elm Street in every way.

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