Audition (1999)A solid argument to not date actors.
PARANORMAN 3D (2012, Blu-ray 3D) for the first time.Angry Aggie hates burning in hell with...
Brian De Palma's CARRIE (1976, DVD).... crazy chick who won't stop throwing rocks!
WOLFCOP (2014, Netflix Instant) for the first time.'You have the right to remain furry.'and/orSMOKING after sex with werewolf? You're nuts!
Mulberry St (2006)Artsy for a rat people horror movie.
Witching and Bitching (2013)Spongebob's fate alone makes this one great
Scream 4Shriekuel, screamake or otherwise, I liked it.
Teeth 2007every single man on earth is a rapist
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)Experience Shelly's wallet in the THIRD DIMENSION!
Jason X (2001)The letter X suggests eroticism never delivered.
Nightbreed (1990) Directors CutI'll definently come back now, you hear.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Uncle Freddys Childcare and Nightmare Development School.
The Hunger (1983)The smoke bill must have been outrageous.
Insidious Chapter 3 (2015)Invisible ghosts more convincing than Dermot Mulroney
Saw II (2005)Just follow the rules, Wahlberg. COME ON!
Spider Baby... or The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)Groundbreaking horror still has token black guy... or This movie's definition of vegetarianism is strange
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)Stylistic dread. Holy shit! She's not dead!
TEETH (2008) dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein"Conservatives defund planned parenthood; human evolution responds."
Creep (2005)Lola's still running. Nursery/surgery creates c.h.u.d.
30 Days of Night (2007) Ben Foster is scarier than any vampire.
Blood Diner (1987) The living definition of "totally bonkers crazy."
I Spit On Your Grave (1978)"You call this a date movie?" - ex-girlfriend
Intruders (2011)Clive totally wants to bang his daughter.
Shocker (1989) - Wes Craven WednesdaysTwo in the pink, one in the...
Dracula 3D (2012) dir. Dario Argento"Want to see my daughter naked? Again?"
Phenomena (Creepers) 1985"Eeeeek!!" *translation from chimpanzee* "Ass to ass!!"
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)Lacked the quiet dignity of Leprechaun 3.
Saw III (2005)Still better than Jigsaw's SAT prep course
Creep (2014, dir. by Patrick Brice)Psycopath x Lonely spineless idiot x critical mass = Peachfuzz.
Wat we do in the shadows (2014)Needs little less improv, lot more Nosferatu!
Found (2012) - older brother teaches how to give head
Silent Night (2012) - pretty colours, good exposition, lousy third act
Dark Country (2009, dir. Thomas Jane)Read the graphic novel. Skip the film.
Wir sind die Nacht - We are the night (2010)We germans also can do stylish horror.
Braindead (1992)Sumatran Rat-monkeys lasting legacy? Damn fine custard.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterFunny, you don't look like Patricia Arquette?
The Fly (1986)Do you love arm wrestling? Not anymore!
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)So, we'll scare Jessica next movie then?
We Are Still Here.I now understand the smokey KFC smell.
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) A genuinely funny mockumentary? Must be supernatural.
La Meute (2012)When everyone's gone who will feed us?
Pet Sematary (1989)An utterly fencless film about killer trucks
Re-animator (1985)Jeffrey Combs is a real pussy slayer!
Vampires (1998)Possibly controversial opinion: Carpenter's score kinda sucks
The Blob (1958)The best global warming PSA ever made.
Starry Eyes (2014) This is what they call "young Hollywood?"
Halloween 4: The return of Michael Myers (1988)House invaded, still not putting on pants.
Honeymoon 2014 new meaning to the phrase "honeymoon period"
Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (1981)Anyone not liking this is BEYOND me.
Why don't you play in hell (2013)Kill Bill - behind the scenes, director's cut.
Basket Case 2 (1990)Belial has a taste for sleazy journalists.
Alone With Her (2006) Found footage? I only found lazy filmmaking.
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)Mankind should never tamper with Marlon Brando.
The Devil's Pass (2013)When true story is spookier than movie....
Friday the 13th part 8 I ♡ NY, Best banned poster ever
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Life, rounded with a sleep... and warriors.
Honeyspider (2014) Dir. Josh HastyTiring of shitty movies disguised as retro.andThe title card gave the best performance.
The Houses October Built (2014)Found footage film surprisingly watchable, until ending.
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)Love conquers all, renders interesting premise comical.
Contamination (1980)Suddenly hungry for Jimmy Dean link sausages.
Dead & Buried (1981)Making that lifetime supply of chocolate last.
Death Trap/Eaten Alive (1977)Like T.C.M. only much higher on cocaine.
Deep River Savages (1972)Lenzi, the Marcus Nispel of Italian directors.
Delirium (1979)Could be wrong. Think that's Rob Halford.
MimicF Murray Abraham dissects bug, cashes check
Fist Of Jesus (2012)Take that bible - This version I believe.
Sometimes they come back(1991)Sometimes they come back....without a pulse.
The Nightmare (2015)Watching this sort of felt like one.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Stop being a bitch Rosemary, Hail Satan!
Cursed (2005) Biggest "I recognize that actor" cast ever?
Friday the 13th (1980)Next time they should try strip Scrabble.
My Soul To Take (2010)To enjoy Shocker more, watch this first.
The Fly (1986)Advice: Don't watch this before cooking meat.
Death Game (1977)This started out as a porn, right?
Saw IV (2007)Feel the way I feel: confused
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)A marketing douchebag decided on that spelling.
The Monster Squad (1987)Calling little girls bitch, not cool Dracula.
Lights Out (2013)I will not go to sleep tonight...
Phenomena (1985)Travel Switzerland proudly presents Dario Argento's Phenomena.
Tales from the crypt presents: Demon KnightSadler as kickass demon knight Damn right!!
The Thing (1982)Not the best I've seen... For nothin'
Scream (1996)Drew Barrymore's got guts. I've seen 'em.
13 Ghosts (1960)Half horror. Half Leave It to Beaver.
Basket Case 3: the Progeny (1991)Belial becomes Krang in the final act.
Sorority House Massacre II (1990)YES!!!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!
The Visit (2015)Apparently someone's never heard of granny panties.
Trick or Treat (1986)Evilspeak meets Shocker. That's all I got.
After.life (2009)Choosing good scripts, not Neeson's particular skill.
I Spit On Your Grave 3 (2015)Trilogy completed in time for awards season.
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Jason finally masters the perfect triple decap.
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)Romero hace pelicula supremo para nada dinero.
Almost Human (2014) Boring, bearded, being bemoans beaming by butchering.
The Wicker Man (1973)Pagan cookouts make for terrible surprise parties.
Graveyard Shift (1990)Macht gives Dourif run for mugging money.
The Fog (1980)Don't open door during weather anomaly, dumbass!
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)Becomes the Indy 4 of the series.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Talk about unwrapping a pleasant Netflix surprise.&Supermodel babysitter less hot than supermodel cripple.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)I dont remember camp being this fun.
Final destination 2 (2003)Best freaking car accident chain reaction ever.
The Fly (1986)Where can I get some pet baboons?
Scream (1996)Drew's fine, E.T. just playing practical jokes
Saw 3D the Final Chapter (2010)Every trap is 60 seconds, Jigsaw's A.D.D.
Child's Play (1988)Andy can hold this over Mom forever!
Hellboy (2004)Benicio owes quite a bit to Lovecraft.
The Brood (1979)That's the worst case of eczema ever.
Bride of the Monster (1955)Classic Wood. "Home? I have no home."
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Perfect. May they never make a sequel.
John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)Funny, Carpenter asking can he get paid.
Maniac (2012)Wait a second... Am I the maniac?
Halloween (1978, John Carpenter)Better than Elm Street in every way.