Friday, October 9, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 9)


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  1. The Fly (1986)

    Never, ever, let Cronenberg deliver your baby.

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  2. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Maude is creepier without Cat Stevens music

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  3. The Birds (1963)

    Made me want to dropkick some seagulls.

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  4. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Light punishment Andy for Fuck You Bitch.

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  5. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    ♪ Hot air hangs like a dead man... ♪

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  6. Eraserhead (1977)

    The strangest safe sex advert ever made

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  7. The Black Cat (2007)

    This particular cat was a total asshole.

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  8. THE CHILL FACTOR, aka DEMON POSSESSED (1989/1993, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Nobody'll be seated during demonic snowmobile chase!

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  9. Jean Rollins' REQUIEM FOR A VAMPIRE (1971, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Drac's lieutenants blow wad making Skinemax flick.

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  10. Eden Log (2007)

    Surely not entertaining, but at least interesting.

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  11. David Cronenberg's THE BROOD (1979, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Seriously, David, what's your ex really like?

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  12. Eden Lake (2008)

    Kelly Reilly kicks white trash kids asses

    or

    Fassbender will never suffer like this again

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  13. Corpse Bride (2005)

    Finally a family friendly tale of necrophilia

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  14. 5 Dolls for an August Moon (1970)

    The case of Danger Five gets murdered.

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  15. Apollo 18 (2011)

    Spoiler: the Secretary of Defense did it.

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  16. Saint (2010)

    Dutch Santa is a real St. Dick.

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  17. Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

    Toby Jones becomes a cabbage serial murderer

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  18. Zombeavers (2014)

    Best beaver pun still goes to Nielsen.

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  19. Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

    Also known as: "Klaus Kinski's home movies"

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  20. Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

    Jamie Kennedy Experiment: Endure this movie. Couldn't.

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  21. The Blob (1988)

    That is one industrial strength garbage disposal!

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  22. 3-2-1 Contact: The Bloodhound Gang: The Case of the Cackling Ghost (1980 TV) Dir. Unknown

    Not enough ghost cackling for my taste.

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  23. a serbian movie (2010) - oh my! not visiting Serbia this year

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  24. Creep (2014) - an akward study in akwardness: akward result

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  25. Tales from the Crypt [S01E03] - Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone (1989)

    The lucrative deaths/resurrections of Joey Pants.

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  26. Hellraiser (1987)

    Pinhead perforates people particularly painfully. Perfectly putrid.

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  27. Dark Was The Night (2015)

    Brooding performances give way to bad CGI.

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  28. Let the right one in (2008)

    Let her in but let me OUT!

    Roger Cousineau
    Quebec, Canada

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  29. Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)

    Juwanna mann
    Enchilada man
    Diarrhea duet
    Fan

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  30. Knock Knock (2015)

    Knock knock. Who's there? Watch something else.

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  31. Child's Play 3 (1991)

    Satan Mountain is currently closed for refurbishments.

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  32. Grabbers (2012)

    Monster squids are allergic to Irish drunks

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  33. Triangle (2009)

    Good film aptly requires repeat...repeat viewings.

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  34. Pandorum (2009)

    There is nothing but darkness out here.

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  35. Exorcismus (2010)

    Being a teenager equals demonic possession? Ayuh.

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  36. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Just take a little off the top.

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  37. The Canal (2014)

    That car needed childproof locks me thinks!

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  38. ATM (2012)

    Just going to the bank is scarier.

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  39. Terrorvision (1986)

    I don't want to talk about it.

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  40. The Terminator (1984)

    Got me burnin' in the third degree.

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  41. The House of the Devil (2009)
    The Adventures of Babysitting with Ti West

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  42. He Knows You're Alone (1980)

    Just enough Turner, could have used Hooch.

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  43. Nurse 3D (2012)

    Paz heading into or emerging from stroke.

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  44. Unfriended (2015)

    The best theatrical horror movie of 2015.

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  45. Monkey Shines (1988)

    Title accurately evaluates all performances in film.

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  46. Wishmaster (1997)

    Wish this didn't stink. Genies are bullshit.

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  47. R.L. Stine's Monsterville: Cabinet of Souls (2015)

    Enjoyed it until the clown showed up.

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  48. Near Dark

    That's pretty tough talk for a bartender.

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  49. From Dusk till Dawn (1996)
    Decapitated bodies make for great electric guitars!

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  50. My scifi-horror instance for today ended with:

    Event Horizon (1997)

    Paul Anderson is still a trashy director.

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  51. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
    Sing to severed head while naked. Same.

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  52. The Vatican Tapes (2015) Dir. Mark Neveldine

    Would have rather heard Pope Francis' mixtape.

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  53. Orca (1977)

    If Jaws and [Free] Willy had a baby.

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  54. Tourist Trap (1979)

    The reason that mannequins should terrify you.

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  55. Popcorn (1991)

    A movie made by people from Mars.

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  56. Blade: Trinity (2007, Dir. David Goyer)

    Also known as - Patton Oswald: Basketball Superstar

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  57. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 9, 2015 at 7:19 PM

    Spring (2014)

    This remake of Before Sunrise is strange!

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  58. Reel Horror (1985)

    Disparate SOV features cut together. Doesn't work.

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  59. Neon Maniacs (1986)

    Amazon Prime wins again! Great 80s flick.

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  60. It Follows (2014)

    Stalked and brutally killed? Totally worth it.

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  61. Ravenous(1999)

    One mans meal is, well, another man.

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  62. John Carpenter's Vampires (1998) dir. See Above

    John Carpenter imitates John Carpenter, nearly succeeds.

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  63. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

    Where Freddy joins the Planned Parenthood debate.

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  64. Last Shift (2014) Dir. Anthony DiBlasi

    Ignore artwork. Surprisingly good! 5.1 a must.

    and

    Tired of generic scenes cheapening good films.

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  65. Final Destination (2000):

    If only Eminem would've written back sooner.

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  66. Westworld (1973)

    The Gunslinger inspired slasher movie bad guys

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  67. The Funhouse (1981)

    So that kid definitely got diddled right?

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  68. Human Experiments (1979)

    Why didn't she just call Charles Raine?

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  69. I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (1978)

    Elke Sommer should've stuck with Mario Bava.

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  70. Inferno (1980)

    Mostly style. No substance. All Dario Argento.

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  71. Killer Nun (1979)

    Opening for Slipknot on the next tour.

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  72. Vampyr (1932)

    Not So Silent Cinema live accompaniment. Fantastic!

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  73. Tourist Trap (1979)

    How is something this creepy rated PG?

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  74. Exorcist III (1989/90) dir William Peter Blatty

    Exor---Holy shit, was that Patrick Ewing?

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  75. Halloween (1978 Dir. John Carpenter)

    What's the green mist in your cruiser?

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  76. Yakuza Apocalypse (2015) Dir. Takashi Miike

    Really?! Seven words for this Miike film?!

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  77. The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)

    Not quite horror. More like Lifetime Original.

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  78. Jason X
    Jason's look is a little Kane Hodder-ry

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  79. Knock Knock (2015)
    Did Eli Roth just go full DePalma?

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    Any movie playing Pixies songs gets points.

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  80. Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody (2011)

    The Gang got distracted alot this episode.

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  81. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
    Our dog was unimpressed by levitation scene.

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  82. The Monster Squad (1987)

    I need more monsters in my life.

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  83. Project Vampire (1993) Dir. Peter Flynn

    A perfect representation of early 90's b-movie.

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  84. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    Yeah, I think I'll go with Yvonne.

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  85. Deadly Friend (1986)

    Cute yellow robot named BB? Seems familiar...

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  86. Haxen: Witchcraft Throughout the Ages (1922)

    Not nearly enough Demon butter churning innuendos.

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  87. Teeth (2007, Dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein)

    Alternate Title: Fuuuuuuck that shit: The Movie.

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  88. Knock Knock (2015)

    A good Eli Roth movie! Welcome back!

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  89. The Howling (1981)

    Surprisingly clever and taut. Sweet werewolf effects!

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  90. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    Great cast, promising start, gets too Zane-y.

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  91. The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)

    Uses Nicholson's terrible acting to comic perfection.

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  92. Fright Night (1985)

    Give Evil Ed all the Oscars now

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  93. Fright Night (1985)

    Give Evil Ed all the Oscars now

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  94. Cursed (2005)

    Greerwolf kills girls. See you next, Wednesday.

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  95. The Stranger (2015)

    Eli Roth presents bad acting, boring vampires.

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  96. In the Dark (2015)

    Make my sacrifice matter. Don't watch this.

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  97. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

    Vampires, Jarmusch-style. They, like, drink people.

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  98. Tremors (1990)

    The plan worth making is watching this.

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  99. Housebound (2014)

    Both Eugene and Teddy Ruxpin are perverts

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