Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 19)


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  1. PLUTONIUM BABY (1987) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    'A Troma Team Release'? Oh, fuck me.

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  2. DEATHGASM (2015) on Netflix Instant for the first time.

    Playing song backwards saves the day? Genius!

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  3. THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT (1986) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    "Dallas" plus "Stepfather" plus ""Burning" equals ZZZzzz...

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    'Thou shalt not waste vote on Trump.'

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  4. The Hoarder (2015)
    So that's what's in those storage units.

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  5. The Witch (2015 or 2016?)

    New England tween signs goat devil yearbook.

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  6. A Bell from Hell (1973)
    Extremely underappreciated; Mondo Macabro should re-release this!

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  7. Day of the Dead (1985)

    That's a pretty... brain you've got there.

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  8. Maniac Cop (1988)

    A lot of cops, not much maniac.

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  9. Pieces (1982)

    Guess who's coming out of the closet!

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  10. Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)

    Mom?! It's an art film, I swear!

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  11. Nighbreed (1990)

    Full of freaks, Cronenberg's still the creepiest.

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  12. Tenebrae (1982)

    Maybe don't ask a dog for directions.

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  13. Island Claws (1980)
    Me? I'd serve giant, killer crab legs.

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  14. What We Do In The Shadows (2014)
    Just made me feel happy all over.

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  15. The Pit (1981)

    I wish my childhood was this cool.

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  16. Nightmare (1964, Hammer)

    Smart, noirish chiller that progressivly unnerves audience.

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  17. Night Creatures, AKA Captain Clegg (1962)

    Pirates, Marsh Phantoms, living scarecrows. Plus Cushing!

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  18. Amityville 3-D (1983) in 2-D

    "For God's Sake, Don't Watch This Shit!"

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  19. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

    Busta! The hero we need now. #Bustaforpresident2016

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  20. What We Become (2015)

    True evil is family. Nope, it's zombies!

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  21. The Purge: Election Year (2016)
    Well I'm voting for Frank Grillo - Independent

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  22. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)
    Cabin + book + demons + Bruce - hand + chainsaw = Awesome

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    1. Judges... do '+,' '=,' etc. count as words? I hope they don't, but as of right now I think they do count as words. Appeal?

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    2. If they do count, then I'll have to re-do my Greasy Strangler review from a few days ago

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    3. I hope they don't or my math is all wrong ;)

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  23. Wyrmwood (2014):
    in Australia everything wants to kill you

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  24. Spirit Camp (2009)

    It's the worst. No, really. The WORST.

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  25. Dawn of the Dead (1980)

    Shop till you drop! Then shop again!

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  26. April Fool's Day (1986)

    Didn't see the ending coming. No fooling.

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  27. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    The dog's the movie's real hero, right?

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  28. Knock Knock (2015)

    Lost everything he had. Totally worth it.

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  29. Nightbreed (1990)

    Shame on me for expecting Hellraiser quality.

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  30. Let the right one in 2008

    Nah fuck that, get the Hell out!

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  31. 1408

    Not one damn Shining theory! Oh wait...

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  32. Dead of Night AKA Deathdream (1972)

    Everyone is oblivious to laconic zombie veteran.

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  33. Salem's Lot (1979)

    Questionable acting, flat aesthetics, fantastic head vampire.

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  34. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Just waiting around until the factory scene...

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  35. SHRIEK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH(2000)

    So many late '90s references. So... many...

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  36. Phenomena (1985)

    Came for Connelly, stayed for the monkey.

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  37. Re-Animator (1985)

    Worst security guard in the entire world

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  38. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

    Flowers with faces? Market as "Vanity Chia-Pets"!

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  39. Tales from the Hood

    Not convinced that mortician didn't have drugs

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  40. The Greasy Strangler (2016):

    "The Wetlands" starring old man's Giant Penis.

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  41. Cujo(1983)

    Damn, Beethoven has gone bat shit crazy!

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  42. Neon Demon (2016):

    Hollywood taught me: The prettier, the tastier.

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  43. To All A Goodnight (1980)

    Bummed the thespian, singing, dancing, girl lived.

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  44. American Psycho (2000)

    Higher moral standard than our presidential debate.

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  45. Se7en (1995)

    This was made for se7en word reviews.

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  46. Body Parts

    So...what happened to Charley Fletcher's dick?

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  47. The Hidden (1987)

    MacLachlan should just join the feds already!

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  48. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    Nope, pretty sure this is the end.

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  49. Not exactly a scary movie, but here it is

    Shin Godzilla (2016)

    God(zilla)damn it's awesome


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  50. Friday the 13th

    Put On A Bikini For Your Killer

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  51. Burial Ground

    You can end a movie like that?

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  52. The Invitation (2015)

    I have been to worse dinner parties.

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  53. The Skin I Live In (2011)

    Pedro Almodovar? More like Pedro Almo-Too-Far! Amirite?

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  54. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Aliens invade to work boring desk jobs.

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  55. Troll 2 (1990)

    Am I allowed to like this unironically?

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  56. Jaws 2 (1978)

    Pro: Brody's legs / Con: Mayor's son lives

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  57. Black Sheep (2006)

    I just kept waiting for Chris Farley...

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  58. The Cabin in the Woods (2012):

    I still wish they'd chosen sexy witches.

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  59. Child's Play 3 (1991)

    Hold the door, Jack Bender directed this??

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  60. Hush (2016)
    Interesting concept, nicely shot, lacks execution, shhhh.

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  61. Altered (2006)

    There aren't enough alien abduction horror movies.

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  62. The Collection (2012)

    This series has great cliffhangers... and cojones.

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  63. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Wonderfully weird. More than a jump scare.

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  64. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

    Monsters eat children's eyeballs. It counts, folks.

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  65. Evil Dead II (1987)
    That Kandarian demon sounded like angry chimpanzees.

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  66. Silence of the Lambs: there weren't even any lambs to silence...

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  67. Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)

    Purchasing error. The spice does not flow.

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  68. Them (2006)

    Go toward the light...or maybe don't.

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  69. The Invitation

    My dinner parties always end that way!

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