Friday, October 21, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 21)


89 comments:

  1. THE NEON DEAD (2015) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Not bottom of zombie barrel, but close.

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  2. NATURAL BURIALS (20??) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    "The Happening," South Korean style. 1,597,236% improvement.

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  3. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 2:30 AM

    The Hills Run Red (2009)

    If the Sawyers were filmmakers: CHOP! PRINT!

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  4. Document of the Dead (1985)

    The Calgon Story: best movie this month!

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  5. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 2:36 AM

    The Creeping Flesh (1972)

    Clearly not enough creature in this feature.

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  6. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 2:45 AM

    Pumpkinhead (1989)

    No, Linus, that isn't the Great Pumpkin.

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  7. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 2:51 AM

    Buried Alive (2007)

    When compared to 80s sorority horror, fine.

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  8. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 3:06 AM

    Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    “Daddy, are you there?” “Sorry, wrong planchette.”

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  9. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Got me harder than post-Alexandrian pictogram porn

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  10. Michael GiammarinoOctober 21, 2016 at 3:48 AM

    Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Miller killed this movie before staking vampires.

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  11. The Purge 2: Anarchy (2014)
    The Surge: Uber prices during purge night

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  12. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

    Ossie Davies will make America decadent again

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  13. The Brides of Dracula (1960)

    Cushing doing his own stunts. No union?

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  14. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    90s horror: it's better than you remembered

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  15. The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)

    Unconventional, ribald adaptation must have shocked audiences.

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  16. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part 2 (1986)
    Also known as, Rob Zombie's idea factory

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  17. Ghosthouse (1988):
    Ham operators, ham acting, ham slaughter sandwich.

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  18. Halloween II (1981):
    Sister leaves house with hair on crooked.

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  19. The Purge 3: Election Year
    Chocolate is your right on Purge Night

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  20. Sugar Skull Girls (2016)

    What the heck am I even watching???

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  21. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    Best horror comedy of the 2000s? Yarp.

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  22. Curtains (1983)
    John Vernon's character can't get dead enough

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  23. The Ruins (2008)

    Never leave this country. Never ever ever.

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  24. Neon Demon:
    Don't know about you but I'm hungry😋

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  25. Strangeland (1998)

    Dee Snider could be himself for Halloween.

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  26. The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)

    The best movie of next year. Period.

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  27. Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011):
    Awaiting beneath, beyond reach;
    Seeking childrens teeth.

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  28. Phantom of the Opera (1925)

    Way to screw up your free rent.

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  29. The Houses October Built (2014)

    Cool it with the scary clowns already!

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  30. Halloween 3 Seaon of the VVitch


    SNS, Tom Atkins is best man Material

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  31. Shelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016) (streaming for free today on Vimeo - support indie!)

    Well shot, scripted, acted. Local VA filmmakers!

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  32. The Burning (1981)

    I'll have my slasher villain well done!

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  33. The Exorcist (1973)
    Why did you show me this, Mom?

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  34. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    Sanka presents "Drag Race Me To Hell"

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  35. Lisa and the Devil (1972)

    I brought you your favourite... with sprinkles!

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  36. The Howling (1981)

    My favorite werewolf sex-scene produced by Hanna-Barbera.

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  37. The Boy (2016)

    Clumsy writing makes this a dull Boy.

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  38. Ouiji: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Liars, demons, and prayers... oh my God.

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  39. Flatliners (1990)

    I'm running out of things to write.

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  40. Tales From The Darkside (1990)

    I forgot about the gargoyle kids. Fuuuuuuuuck!

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  41. Friday the 13th 4: The Final Chapter

    Sometimes I'd kill for a banana too

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  42. House of Wax (2005)

    A magical world where wax doesn't smell

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  43. The Omen (1976)

    Have to dispose of jackal? Full burial!

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  44. Amityville 3D (1983)

    They thought about the 3D at least...

    or

    Yeah...lean over the basement pit, Geniuses.

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  45. Fear, Inc. (2016)

    This movie loves Horror movies. Liked it!

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  46. Addams Family Values (1993)

    Best Joan Cusack performance? A favorite, anyway.

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  47. Room 237 (2012)

    Even Kubrick would think they're too obsessive.

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  48. Land of the Dead (2005)

    "You can call me Motown." Fuck that.

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  49. Aliens (1986)

    "Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski!"

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  50. The Dark Stranger (2015)

    Interesting topics tackled but ultimately not great.

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  51. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Warrior
    Joey died doing what he loved: waterbedding

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  52. Halloween (2007)

    Big Joe Grizzly couldn't tame the beast

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  53. Drag Me to Hell (2009)

    Odd request. Don't see why. But ok.

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  54. Deliverance (1972)
    Horny hillbillies scarier than any blair witch

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  55. Sinister 2 (2015)

    Kodak must really appreciate Baghul's continued business.

    Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Tsuru Nyōbō with Gargoyles? Someone update Wikipedia.

    John Carpenter Present Body Bags (1993)

    Hearing "Haddonfield" makes my heart pitter-patter.

    The Amityville Horror (1979)

    Solely responsible for the "creative nonfiction" genre.

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  56. Scream 4

    Sydney, just buy a damn uzi already!

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  57. The Visit (2015)

    I truly, madly, honestly, deeply hate this.

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  58. I,Madman (1989)

    I,Kindle I,Nook I,Super Crown

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  59. Bride of Chucky (1998)

    More like Fiance of Chucky, but whatever.

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  60. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Thankful Kane Hodder isn't in this mess.

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  61. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    Surprise! Tyler Labine in a good movie!

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  62. Carrie (1976)

    Ahh high school. Bloodier than I remember...

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  63. Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)

    That's one way to help the homeless.

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  64. Carrie (1976)

    Cautionary tale about woman on her period.

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  65. We Are Still Here (2015)

    Gets better every time I see it.

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  66. The Blob (1988)
    C'mon! Don't poke weird stuff with sticks!

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  67. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Flawed. Still can't help but love it.

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  68. The Exorcist (1973)

    Over 40 years old, still feels dangerous.

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  69. Shelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016)
    Takes a while, but gets there eventually.

    (Thanks Chaybee for the heads up!)

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  70. Creepshow 3 (2006)
    This movie must never stop fucking off.

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  71. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

    Bet the ladies loved them long fingers.

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  72. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    I think this doll's up to something...

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  73. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Totally forgot about the fucked up ending

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  74. Applesauce (2015):

    Always check Chinese food for severed dick!

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  75. Donkey Punch (2008):

    Replay first half twice for happy ending.

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  76. The Fog (1980)

    Watching in black/white was a mistake.

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  77. April Fool's Day (1986)
    Everyone's dying! Never mind. FUCK! Never mind.

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  78. Dead Girl (2008):

    My teens: Played vids, not zombie rape!

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  79. The Birds (1963)

    I'm gonna call fowl on the ending.

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  80. Night of the Creeps (1986)

    Horror is Tom Atkins doesn't get laid.

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  81. Starry Eyes (2014)

    Biopic of *insert name of random star*

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  82. Big Ass Spider - No lie! There's a big ass spider!

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  83. Para Elisa (2012)

    The ending. Lost in translation I presume?

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  84. Return of the Living Dead

    I think this movie lied up front.

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