THE NEON DEAD (2015) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Not bottom of zombie barrel, but close.
NATURAL BURIALS (20??) on Amazon Prime for the first time."The Happening," South Korean style. 1,597,236% improvement.
The Hills Run Red (2009)If the Sawyers were filmmakers: CHOP! PRINT!
Document of the Dead (1985)The Calgon Story: best movie this month!
The Creeping Flesh (1972)Clearly not enough creature in this feature.
Pumpkinhead (1989)No, Linus, that isn't the Great Pumpkin.
Buried Alive (2007)When compared to 80s sorority horror, fine.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)“Daddy, are you there?” “Sorry, wrong planchette.”
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Got me harder than post-Alexandrian pictogram porn
Bordello of Blood (1996)Miller killed this movie before staking vampires.
The Purge 2: Anarchy (2014)The Surge: Uber prices during purge night
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)Ossie Davies will make America decadent again
The Brides of Dracula (1960)Cushing doing his own stunts. No union?
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)90s horror: it's better than you remembered
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)Unconventional, ribald adaptation must have shocked audiences.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part 2 (1986)Also known as, Rob Zombie's idea factory
Ghosthouse (1988):Ham operators, ham acting, ham slaughter sandwich.
Halloween II (1981):Sister leaves house with hair on crooked.
The Purge 3: Election YearChocolate is your right on Purge Night
Sugar Skull Girls (2016) What the heck am I even watching???
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Best horror comedy of the 2000s? Yarp.
Curtains (1983)John Vernon's character can't get dead enough
The Ruins (2008)Never leave this country. Never ever ever.
Neon Demon:Don't know about you but I'm hungry😋
Strangeland (1998)Dee Snider could be himself for Halloween.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)The best movie of next year. Period.
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011):Awaiting beneath, beyond reach;Seeking childrens teeth.
Phantom of the Opera (1925)Way to screw up your free rent.
The Houses October Built (2014)Cool it with the scary clowns already!
Halloween 3 Seaon of the VVitchSNS, Tom Atkins is best man Material
Or Holy Fuck, Gas price at $1.35
Shelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016) (streaming for free today on Vimeo - support indie!)Well shot, scripted, acted. Local VA filmmakers!
The Burning (1981)I'll have my slasher villain well done!
The Exorcist (1973)Why did you show me this, Mom?
Carnival of Souls (1962)Sanka presents "Drag Race Me To Hell"
Lisa and the Devil (1972)I brought you your favourite... with sprinkles!
The Howling (1981)My favorite werewolf sex-scene produced by Hanna-Barbera.
The Boy (2016)Clumsy writing makes this a dull Boy.
Ouiji: Origin of Evil (2016)Liars, demons, and prayers... oh my God.
Flatliners (1990)I'm running out of things to write.
Tales From The Darkside (1990)I forgot about the gargoyle kids. Fuuuuuuuuck!
Friday the 13th 4: The Final ChapterSometimes I'd kill for a banana too
House of Wax (2005)A magical world where wax doesn't smell
The Omen (1976)Have to dispose of jackal? Full burial!
Amityville 3D (1983)They thought about the 3D at least...orYeah...lean over the basement pit, Geniuses.
Fear, Inc. (2016)This movie loves Horror movies. Liked it!
Addams Family Values (1993) Best Joan Cusack performance? A favorite, anyway.
Room 237 (2012)Even Kubrick would think they're too obsessive.
Land of the Dead (2005)"You can call me Motown." Fuck that.
Aliens (1986) "Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski!"
Lol
The Dark Stranger (2015)Interesting topics tackled but ultimately not great.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream WarriorJoey died doing what he loved: waterbedding
Halloween (2007)Big Joe Grizzly couldn't tame the beast
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Odd request. Don't see why. But ok.
Deliverance (1972)Horny hillbillies scarier than any blair witch
Sinister 2 (2015)Kodak must really appreciate Baghul's continued business. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Tsuru Nyōbō with Gargoyles? Someone update Wikipedia. John Carpenter Present Body Bags (1993)Hearing "Haddonfield" makes my heart pitter-patter. The Amityville Horror (1979)Solely responsible for the "creative nonfiction" genre.
Scream 4Sydney, just buy a damn uzi already!
The Visit (2015)I truly, madly, honestly, deeply hate this.
I,Madman (1989)I,Kindle I,Nook I,Super Crown
Bride of Chucky (1998)More like Fiance of Chucky, but whatever.
Friday the 13th (2009)Thankful Kane Hodder isn't in this mess.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)Surprise! Tyler Labine in a good movie!
Carrie (1976)Ahh high school. Bloodier than I remember...
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)That's one way to help the homeless.
Carrie (1976)Cautionary tale about woman on her period.
We Are Still Here (2015)Gets better every time I see it.
The Blob (1988)C'mon! Don't poke weird stuff with sticks!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Flawed. Still can't help but love it.
The Exorcist (1973)Over 40 years old, still feels dangerous.
Shelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016)Takes a while, but gets there eventually.(Thanks Chaybee for the heads up!)
Awesome. Good looking out for the support!
Creepshow 3 (2006)This movie must never stop fucking off.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)Bet the ladies loved them long fingers.
Curse of Chucky (2013)I think this doll's up to something...
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Totally forgot about the fucked up ending
Applesauce (2015):Always check Chinese food for severed dick!
Donkey Punch (2008):Replay first half twice for happy ending.
The Fog (1980) Watching in black/white was a mistake.
April Fool's Day (1986)Everyone's dying! Never mind. FUCK! Never mind.
Dead Girl (2008):My teens: Played vids, not zombie rape!
The Birds (1963)I'm gonna call fowl on the ending.
Night of the Creeps (1986)Horror is Tom Atkins doesn't get laid.
Starry Eyes (2014)Biopic of *insert name of random star*
Big Ass Spider - No lie! There's a big ass spider!
Para Elisa (2012)The ending. Lost in translation I presume?
Return of the Living DeadI think this movie lied up front.
THE NEON DEAD (2015) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteNot bottom of zombie barrel, but close.
NATURAL BURIALS (20??) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDelete"The Happening," South Korean style. 1,597,236% improvement.
The Hills Run Red (2009)
ReplyDeleteIf the Sawyers were filmmakers: CHOP! PRINT!
Document of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteThe Calgon Story: best movie this month!
The Creeping Flesh (1972)
ReplyDeleteClearly not enough creature in this feature.
Pumpkinhead (1989)
ReplyDeleteNo, Linus, that isn't the Great Pumpkin.
Buried Alive (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhen compared to 80s sorority horror, fine.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
ReplyDelete“Daddy, are you there?” “Sorry, wrong planchette.”
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteGot me harder than post-Alexandrian pictogram porn
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteMiller killed this movie before staking vampires.
The Purge 2: Anarchy (2014)
ReplyDeleteThe Surge: Uber prices during purge night
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteOssie Davies will make America decadent again
The Brides of Dracula (1960)
ReplyDeleteCushing doing his own stunts. No union?
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
ReplyDelete90s horror: it's better than you remembered
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)
ReplyDeleteUnconventional, ribald adaptation must have shocked audiences.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteAlso known as, Rob Zombie's idea factory
Ghosthouse (1988):
ReplyDeleteHam operators, ham acting, ham slaughter sandwich.
Halloween II (1981):
ReplyDeleteSister leaves house with hair on crooked.
The Purge 3: Election Year
ReplyDeleteChocolate is your right on Purge Night
Sugar Skull Girls (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck am I even watching???
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteBest horror comedy of the 2000s? Yarp.
Curtains (1983)
ReplyDeleteJohn Vernon's character can't get dead enough
The Ruins (2008)
ReplyDeleteNever leave this country. Never ever ever.
Neon Demon:
ReplyDeleteDon't know about you but I'm hungry😋
Strangeland (1998)
ReplyDeleteDee Snider could be himself for Halloween.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)
ReplyDeleteThe best movie of next year. Period.
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011):
ReplyDeleteAwaiting beneath, beyond reach;
Seeking childrens teeth.
Phantom of the Opera (1925)
ReplyDeleteWay to screw up your free rent.
The Houses October Built (2014)
ReplyDeleteCool it with the scary clowns already!
Halloween 3 Seaon of the VVitch
ReplyDeleteSNS, Tom Atkins is best man Material
Or Holy Fuck, Gas price at $1.35
DeleteShelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016) (streaming for free today on Vimeo - support indie!)
ReplyDeleteWell shot, scripted, acted. Local VA filmmakers!
The Burning (1981)
ReplyDeleteI'll have my slasher villain well done!
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteWhy did you show me this, Mom?
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteSanka presents "Drag Race Me To Hell"
Lisa and the Devil (1972)
ReplyDeleteI brought you your favourite... with sprinkles!
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite werewolf sex-scene produced by Hanna-Barbera.
The Boy (2016)
ReplyDeleteClumsy writing makes this a dull Boy.
Ouiji: Origin of Evil (2016)
ReplyDeleteLiars, demons, and prayers... oh my God.
Flatliners (1990)
ReplyDeleteI'm running out of things to write.
Tales From The Darkside (1990)
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the gargoyle kids. Fuuuuuuuuck!
Friday the 13th 4: The Final Chapter
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'd kill for a banana too
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteA magical world where wax doesn't smell
The Omen (1976)
ReplyDeleteHave to dispose of jackal? Full burial!
Amityville 3D (1983)
ReplyDeleteThey thought about the 3D at least...
or
Yeah...lean over the basement pit, Geniuses.
Fear, Inc. (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis movie loves Horror movies. Liked it!
Addams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDeleteBest Joan Cusack performance? A favorite, anyway.
Room 237 (2012)
ReplyDeleteEven Kubrick would think they're too obsessive.
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDelete"You can call me Motown." Fuck that.
Aliens (1986)
ReplyDelete"Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski!"
Lol
DeleteLol
DeleteThe Dark Stranger (2015)
ReplyDeleteInteresting topics tackled but ultimately not great.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Warrior
ReplyDeleteJoey died doing what he loved: waterbedding
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteBig Joe Grizzly couldn't tame the beast
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteOdd request. Don't see why. But ok.
Deliverance (1972)
ReplyDeleteHorny hillbillies scarier than any blair witch
Sinister 2 (2015)
ReplyDeleteKodak must really appreciate Baghul's continued business.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
Tsuru Nyōbō with Gargoyles? Someone update Wikipedia.
John Carpenter Present Body Bags (1993)
Hearing "Haddonfield" makes my heart pitter-patter.
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Solely responsible for the "creative nonfiction" genre.
Scream 4
ReplyDeleteSydney, just buy a damn uzi already!
The Visit (2015)
ReplyDeleteI truly, madly, honestly, deeply hate this.
I,Madman (1989)
ReplyDeleteI,Kindle I,Nook I,Super Crown
Bride of Chucky (1998)
ReplyDeleteMore like Fiance of Chucky, but whatever.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteThankful Kane Hodder isn't in this mess.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteSurprise! Tyler Labine in a good movie!
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteAhh high school. Bloodier than I remember...
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to help the homeless.
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteCautionary tale about woman on her period.
We Are Still Here (2015)
ReplyDeleteGets better every time I see it.
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteC'mon! Don't poke weird stuff with sticks!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteFlawed. Still can't help but love it.
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteOver 40 years old, still feels dangerous.
Shelter for the Bloodstained Soul (2016)
ReplyDeleteTakes a while, but gets there eventually.
(Thanks Chaybee for the heads up!)
Awesome. Good looking out for the support!
DeleteCreepshow 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteThis movie must never stop fucking off.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
ReplyDeleteBet the ladies loved them long fingers.
Curse of Chucky (2013)
ReplyDeleteI think this doll's up to something...
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteTotally forgot about the fucked up ending
Applesauce (2015):
ReplyDeleteAlways check Chinese food for severed dick!
Donkey Punch (2008):
ReplyDeleteReplay first half twice for happy ending.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteWatching in black/white was a mistake.
April Fool's Day (1986)
ReplyDeleteEveryone's dying! Never mind. FUCK! Never mind.
Dead Girl (2008):
ReplyDeleteMy teens: Played vids, not zombie rape!
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna call fowl on the ending.
Night of the Creeps (1986)
ReplyDeleteHorror is Tom Atkins doesn't get laid.
Starry Eyes (2014)
ReplyDeleteBiopic of *insert name of random star*
Big Ass Spider - No lie! There's a big ass spider!
ReplyDeletePara Elisa (2012)
ReplyDeleteThe ending. Lost in translation I presume?
Return of the Living Dead
ReplyDeleteI think this movie lied up front.