Splice (2010)First, create life, then...you fuck it!
Tales of Halloween (2015)These horror movie references are killing me!
Psycho (1960)Almost perfect. Too much exposition at end.
The Fog (1980)Perfect for oddly freezing Melbourne October night
Child's Play (1988)Good guy on TV is Oogielove reject
Hush (2016)Leave the mask on kid. Much scarier.
Casper (1995)I like this movie more than E.T.
House of Wax (2005) Looks more like House of Kitchen Grease.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)This Bad Santa sequel gets really dark.
Child's Play (1988):I possess the doll, then Humperdinck suffers?
The Wailing (2016)I'm not sure I know what happened.
The Mind's Eye (2015)I think Joe Begos must've liked Scanners.
Deadgirl (2008)After all that's happened, a bathroom scene?
Jason X (2001)Best of the killer in space movies
Hocus Pocus (1993)(A 7-Word-Review written by C. C. Jackson)Fuck: Jessica Parker,Marry: Midler,Murder: Najimy.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Key to any woman's heart? Crispin's dance
The Fog (1980)Wanna get laid? Just be Tom Atkins
Pieces (1982)Took awile, but I got'em all together
Dreamcatcher (2003)Shit-weasels? You've got to be kidding me.
The Witches (1990)One of the best kids movies ever.
Don't Go Into The Woods (1981)(Increasing) Tnk Tnk-Tnk-Tnk-Tnk-tnk
The Descent (2005)And I thought spelunking couldn't get scarier
Shelter for the Bloostained Soul (2016)Worth a watch. Interesting stuff in there.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Scrotum piercing merely a threat in Haiti.
Shock Treatment (1981) (with a live shadowcast)Look what I did to my id.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)Man's best friend goes full Beast Mode.
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)Monsters are scary but stepdad is worse.
Satan's Little Helper (2004)As a nail biter, I can relate.orIf that kid's in hell, I'm out.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Well there certainly are people under there.
They Live (1988)Fighting... still fighting... and... nope... more fighting.
Creature of the Black Lagoon (1954) Creature looks like a surprised Michael Chiklis...
Re-Animator (1985)Spoiler: Tits get groped by headless sicko.
The Lady In White (1988)Oddly Spielbergian yarn of child rape murder
Prom Night (1980)Alternate ending : 40 minute dance off scene.
Pontypool (2008):This a movie or a graduate thesis?
House of the Devil$8 is very reasonable for pepperoni pizza
Maximum Overdrive (1986) (w/ commentary)Zeke's dead JB, Zeke's dead. More trucks!
Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde (1931)Mr Hyde has surprisingly rad parkour skillz.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Nobody expects The Pit and the Pendulum!
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Creepy clowns terrorize the neighborhood. Prescient movie.
SleepwalkersThought I had King all figured out...
Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell...why am I thinking about Harvest Lake?
The Amityville HorrorI'm glad I'm not a fly wrangler
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) But they probably do know the Madison.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)This movie was made for horror marathons.
The Thing (1982)This is my third favorite Carpenter film.
Fido (2007)Tim Blake Nelson. What the actual fuck?
House of Purgatory (2014)Super annoying people but good Halloween vibe.
Night of the Demons (1988)Rough night for a basket of deplorables.
Pet Sematary (1989)I have PZSD. Post Zelda Stress Disorder
Carrie (1976)Brian de Palma? Steven King? I'm in!Carrie (remake)Chloe Grace Moretz?. Bad Cg? I'm out
The Devil's RejectsWhat is wrong with Tutti Frutti, Otis?
Cat People (1942)"Grab 'em by the pussy" = new meaning.
Christine (1983)Car has more personality than Alexandra Paul.
The WailingExorcism almost gave me an anxiety attack.
Fear, Inc. (2016)Had me up until the garbage ending.
WishmasterWhy aren't people wishing for infinity wishes?
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Goo goo goo gaa gaa gaa braaiinnnsss!!
It Follows (2014)Leave the state! That gives more time!
The Dead Zone (1983)Get him to shake Trump's tiny hand.
Under the Shadow (2016)Hmmmm...not sure why all the hype.
Eden Lake(2008)Michael Fassbender, more like Michael fast burner.
The Toolbox Murders (1978)There's a toolbox with tools for murder.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)Somehow more mouth gaping than POV porn.
In The Mouth of Madness (1994)Seems like John Carpenter hates Stephen King
Shaun of the Dead(2004)Zombies do make the best of friends
Christine(1983)Bumper to bumper insurance cover pure evil?
Maximum Overdrive(1986)Coke plus comets equals whatever this is
Halloween (1978): Nobody's home? Let's fuck on their couch.
The Faculty (1998) Not buying Hartnett as the bad boy.
The Pit (1981)It's every crazy idea in one movie.
Army of Darkness (1992): Someone get Ash a notebook . . . neck tie?
The Shallows (2016)I'd stalk Blake Lively like that too.
Horror of Dracula (1958)The perfect sleepy Saturday afternoon movie, right?
The Guest (2014);Maika Marple is sniffing out this nemesis.
You're Next (2011);They just don't make good blenders anymore.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial KillerHe's a hero! Wait--still serial killer...
PumpkinheadGood title, terrible name for non-pumpkinheaded demon.
The Babadook (2014)Kevin McCallister raised by a Psycho Mom.
Dracula's Daughter (1936)Being undead is just mind over matter?orWhere's Seward and Harker to help Van Helsing?
Sinister 2 (2015)Haunted camera never needs to be reloaded.
The Thing (1982)Saw a new light in their eye's.
Tales of Halloween (2015)What the fuck! Was that L.A. Doug?
Some Kind of Hate (2015)Great idea for a new slasher wasted.
Event HorizonMorpheus was a different kind of bossy.
Salem's Lot Why does water only glow in bottles?
Re-AnimatorSideshow David Byrne is a real creep.
The Wailing (2016)... again:If drumming could exorcise the demons within.