Saturday, October 22, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 22)


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  1. Splice (2010)

    First, create life, then...you fuck it!

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  2. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    These horror movie references are killing me!

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  3. Psycho (1960)
    Almost perfect. Too much exposition at end.

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  4. The Fog (1980)

    Perfect for oddly freezing Melbourne October night

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  5. Child's Play (1988)

    Good guy on TV is Oogielove reject

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  6. Hush (2016)

    Leave the mask on kid. Much scarier.

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  7. Casper (1995)

    I like this movie more than E.T.

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  8. House of Wax (2005)

    Looks more like House of Kitchen Grease.

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  9. Trick 'r Treat (2007)
    This Bad Santa sequel gets really dark.

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  10. Child's Play (1988):

    I possess the doll, then Humperdinck suffers?

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  11. The Wailing (2016)
    I'm not sure I know what happened.

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  12. The Mind's Eye (2015)

    I think Joe Begos must've liked Scanners.

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  13. Deadgirl (2008)
    After all that's happened, a bathroom scene?

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  14. Jason X (2001)
    Best of the killer in space movies

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  15. Hocus Pocus (1993)
    (A 7-Word-Review written by C. C. Jackson)

    Fuck: Jessica Parker,
    Marry: Midler,
    Murder: Najimy.

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  16. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Key to any woman's heart? Crispin's dance

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  17. The Fog (1980)

    Wanna get laid? Just be Tom Atkins

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  18. Pieces (1982)

    Took awile, but I got'em all together

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  19. Dreamcatcher (2003)

    Shit-weasels? You've got to be kidding me.

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  20. The Witches (1990)

    One of the best kids movies ever.

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  21. Don't Go Into The Woods (1981)

    (Increasing) Tnk Tnk-Tnk-Tnk-Tnk-tnk

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  22. The Descent (2005)
    And I thought spelunking couldn't get scarier

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  23. Shelter for the Bloostained Soul (2016)
    Worth a watch. Interesting stuff in there.

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  24. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

    Scrotum piercing merely a threat in Haiti.

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  25. Shock Treatment (1981) (with a live shadowcast)

    Look what I did to my id.

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  26. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
    Man's best friend goes full Beast Mode.

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  27. Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
    Monsters are scary but stepdad is worse.

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  28. Satan's Little Helper (2004)
    As a nail biter, I can relate.

    or

    If that kid's in hell, I'm out.

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  29. The People Under the Stairs (1991)
    Well there certainly are people under there.

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  30. They Live (1988)
    Fighting... still fighting... and... nope... more fighting.

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  31. Creature of the Black Lagoon (1954)

    Creature looks like a surprised Michael Chiklis...

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  32. Re-Animator (1985)

    Spoiler: Tits get groped by headless sicko.

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  33. The Lady In White (1988)
    Oddly Spielbergian yarn of child rape murder

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  34. Prom Night (1980)
    Alternate ending : 40 minute dance off scene.

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  35. Pontypool (2008):

    This a movie or a graduate thesis?

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  36. House of the Devil

    $8 is very reasonable for pepperoni pizza

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  37. Maximum Overdrive (1986) (w/ commentary)
    Zeke's dead JB, Zeke's dead. More trucks!

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  38. Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde (1931)

    Mr Hyde has surprisingly rad parkour skillz.

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  39. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    Nobody expects The Pit and the Pendulum!

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  40. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    Creepy clowns terrorize the neighborhood. Prescient movie.

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  41. Sleepwalkers

    Thought I had King all figured out...

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  42. Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell

    ...why am I thinking about Harvest Lake?

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  43. The Amityville Horror

    I'm glad I'm not a fly wrangler

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  44. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    But they probably do know the Madison.

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  45. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    This movie was made for horror marathons.

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  46. The Thing (1982)

    This is my third favorite Carpenter film.

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  47. Fido (2007)

    Tim Blake Nelson. What the actual fuck?

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  48. House of Purgatory (2014)

    Super annoying people but good Halloween vibe.

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  49. Night of the Demons (1988)

    Rough night for a basket of deplorables.

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  50. Pet Sematary (1989)

    I have PZSD. Post Zelda Stress Disorder

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  51. Carrie (1976)

    Brian de Palma? Steven King? I'm in!

    Carrie (remake)

    Chloe Grace Moretz?. Bad Cg? I'm out

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  52. The Devil's Rejects

    What is wrong with Tutti Frutti, Otis?

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  53. Cat People (1942)
    "Grab 'em by the pussy" = new meaning.

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  54. Christine (1983)
    Car has more personality than Alexandra Paul.

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  55. The Wailing

    Exorcism almost gave me an anxiety attack.

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  56. Fear, Inc. (2016)
    Had me up until the garbage ending.

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  57. Wishmaster

    Why aren't people wishing for infinity wishes?

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  58. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Goo goo goo gaa gaa gaa braaiinnnsss!!

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  59. It Follows (2014)
    Leave the state! That gives more time!

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  60. The Dead Zone (1983)

    Get him to shake Trump's tiny hand.

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  61. Under the Shadow (2016)

    Hmmmm...not sure why all the hype.

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  62. Eden Lake(2008)
    Michael Fassbender, more like Michael fast burner.

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  63. The Toolbox Murders (1978)
    There's a toolbox with tools for murder.

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  64. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Somehow more mouth gaping than POV porn.

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  65. In The Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Seems like John Carpenter hates Stephen King

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  66. Shaun of the Dead(2004)

    Zombies do make the best of friends

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  67. Christine(1983)

    Bumper to bumper insurance cover pure evil?

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  68. Maximum Overdrive(1986)

    Coke plus comets equals whatever this is

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  69. Halloween (1978): Nobody's home? Let's fuck on their couch.

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  70. The Faculty (1998)

    Not buying Hartnett as the bad boy.

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  71. The Pit (1981)
    It's every crazy idea in one movie.

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  72. Army of Darkness (1992): Someone get Ash a notebook . . . neck tie?

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  73. The Shallows (2016)

    I'd stalk Blake Lively like that too.

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  74. Horror of Dracula (1958)

    The perfect sleepy Saturday afternoon movie, right?

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  75. The Guest (2014);

    Maika Marple is sniffing out this nemesis.

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  76. You're Next (2011);

    They just don't make good blenders anymore.

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  77. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

    He's a hero! Wait--still serial killer...

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  78. Pumpkinhead

    Good title, terrible name for non-pumpkinheaded demon.

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  79. The Babadook (2014)

    Kevin McCallister raised by a Psycho Mom.

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  80. Dracula's Daughter (1936)

    Being undead is just mind over matter?

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    Where's Seward and Harker to help Van Helsing?

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  81. Sinister 2 (2015)
    Haunted camera never needs to be reloaded.

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  82. The Thing (1982)

    Saw a new light in their eye's.

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  83. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    What the fuck! Was that L.A. Doug?

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  84. Some Kind of Hate (2015)
    Great idea for a new slasher wasted.

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  85. Event Horizon

    Morpheus was a different kind of bossy.

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  86. Salem's Lot

    Why does water only glow in bottles?

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  87. Re-Animator

    Sideshow David Byrne is a real creep.

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  88. The Wailing (2016)... again:

    If drumming could exorcise the demons within.

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