Satánico pandemonium (1975)The 666th movie I've watched this year!but reallyEmbarrassingly, thought it was actually kinda scary.
The Frighteners (1996)That Jake Busey kid is going places.
Re-Animator (1985)You can't exactly blame the decapitated head.
Let The Right One In (2008)Not sure she was the right one.
The Thing (1982)That Norwegian sure is a crack shot...
God’s Left Hand, Devil’s Right Hand (2006)Another disappointing Umezu adaptation. Shoulda been terrifying!
The War of the Worlds (1953)Wha--? Turns out it's a religious movie? ��
Final Exam (1981)School is for fools! Look at me!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Mark Patton is a true scream queen
Krampus (2015)I like my gingerbread men well done
Halloween 2 (1981)Laurie Strode does nothing for 90 minutes.
The Prowler (1981)Spoiler alert! Same ending as The Fury!
Maniac Cop (1988)Lustig! Cohen! Campbell! Atkins! Exploitation cinema gold!
Murder Rock (1984)Like Flash Dance with more boob stabbing.
Creepshow 2Another Hollywood dream ended by anthropomorphic statue
Last Shift (2014)CSI: OVERLOOK, Tuesdays this Fall on CBS
Habit (1995)Human blood...it's a helluva drug! ZING!
Southbound (2015) A better Silent Hill than Silent Hill.
Vault of Horror (1973)Callow and crotchety cronies cantankerously conjuring kumuppins.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1979)So that's what's happened to Clint Eastwood.
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The Curse of The Mummy's Tomb (1964)Sir Charles in charge of mummies, me.
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)Most boring Hammer film I've ever seen.
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)Good? Well, not really. Dangerous? Absolutely not.
The BeyondAcid jars belong on the BOTTOM shelf.
Nina Forever (2016)Hold on, baby... that just isn't sexy.
From A Whisper To A Scream (1987)Greedy Stanley Burnside doesn't practic coitus interruptus.
Gremlins (1984)"Bye Billy" chokes me up every time.
Bruiser (2000) Conan O'Brien is paler than I thought.
House On Haunted Hill (1959)I wish I could scream like that!
The Thing (2011)Are flamethrowers standard issue for polar expeditions?
The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)The most accurate southern accents ever recorded.
Donkey Punch (2008)Fix your damn collar you fucking wanker.
Terror in the Aisles (1984)Horror flicks packaged in a greatest hits.
Pet Sematary (1989)Rachel's sister Zelda's sickness got me down.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2011)Fratty Chad wins for most plausible villain!
The Innkeepers (2011)Who wouldn't hang at the Yankee Pedlar?
The Beyond (1981):Why are Italians so afraid of ladders?
The Fury (1978)Carrie meets Scanners meets Firestarter meets short-shorts.
Tenebrae (1981)Foiled by the gag store switchblade again!
Rosemary's BabyThis justifies why I hide from neighbors
The Robot vs. the Aztec MummyThat's why you don't make cardboard robots
Child's Play 2 (1990)Foster family will be Running Scared soon.
Child's Play 3 (1991)Nostalgia marketing for profit? Get outta here.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014) The town sure doesn't dread Dutch angles.
The Dead ZoneChristopher, King, Cronenberg.. a horror hat trick.
The Beyond (1981)Lovecraft with less tentacles and more tarantulas!
Seed of Chucky (2004)Puppets and meta bullshit overstay their welcome.
Pieces (1982) (with F This Movie Commentary)That zombie turned Kendall into Ken Doll!
Pod (2015)Really does so little with so little
Darling (2015)Lauren Ashley Carter great. Forgot everything else.
The Exorcist IIII need more time to rehearse review.
Monster House (2006)Big as a house has new meaning.
Krampus (2015)Don't mistle Krampus. Yule regret it! (Gunshot)
Texas Chainsaw (2013)Incest ending would've felt right at home.
The Devil's Backbone (2001)Oh god, don't drink the fetus rum!
Sleepy Hollow (1999) Headless horseman is one vengeful corpse... man.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 remake)Barring Part 2, they are all remakes.
Frankenstein (1931)Mobs 101: Proper pitchfork to torch ratio
The Mummy (1932)Everyone is very nonchalant about meeting monsters.
The Shining (1980)No work, hardly dull... A dishonest writer.
The Whip and the BodyBrilliantly blue, Bava beats beautiful babes bloody.