Night of the Comet (1984)How does comet work exactly? Dust, zombies?
The lady in White 1988Quite simply a god damn beautiful film
Basketcase extras Kevin still has his really big hair
The Beyond Extras The Guy eating crisps is really annoying
Alien Resurrection (1997)You just know Dourif fucked a xenomorph.
May (2002)Adored the way Bettis used her hands.
Inferno 1980Ron Howard going Giallo with Tom Hanks?
The Invisiable Man (1933)Oh Claude Rains, you magnificent beautiful bastard!
Horror of Dracula (1958)Christopher Lee smartly rocks his swanky cape.
Friday the 13th Part IIIAxe to head clearly only flesh wound.
Frankenhooker (1990Crack and pop rocks apparently don't mix.
Prince of Darkness (1987)Seriously folks this movie is so unhygienic.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Issues with ending, but still love it
Yellow fever, The rise and fall of Giallo I want to visit planet Richard Stanley
Astro Zombies (1968)Tura Satana and cool zombie get-up rock!
Dr. Pyckle & Mr. Pride (1925)How fun it is to be evil!
Cat People (1942)Unexpected feline surprise on a honeymoon night.
House of Frankenstein (1944)Dracula's in it for about twelve minutes.
Black Sunday (1960)Where can I buy that Satan mask?
Trilogy of Terror (1975)You think Amelia ever eats that steak?
Dracula's Daughter (1936)I want a man servant like hers.
The Faculty (1998)Brought to you by the pen industry.
Friday the 13th (1980)Pretty lengthy for a coffee making tutorial.
Tales of Halloween (Grim Grinning Ghost) Mary just pissed because TV so small
What We Do In The Shadows (2014)I really want to be a werewolf.
Wes Craven Presents Mind Ripper (1995)Wes Craven Presents Being A Supportive Father. Fender Bender (2016)Pavia learned nothing from Death Proof's ending.Stephen King's The Night Flyer (1997)Love his traditional night flying cape.
100 Bloody Acres (2012)He wants the potassium in my body
100 Bloody Acres (2012):I'll bet I'd have high potassium levels!
Murder Party (2007)Every Party needs some cake... and murder!
The Ninth Gate (1999)This movie makes me crave a cigarette.
Land of the Dead (2005)Traveling to Fiddler's Green for a bite.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)Wake up, it is time to party
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)Vampires riding the city bus...nuf said
What we do in the shadows (2014)Interpritve dance for your friends band always
What We Do In The Shadows (2014):Us pre-deceased get glimpse of undead world
Phantasm V: Ravager (2016)MIKE! I don't WANNA take a nap!
Whoa (above) - I think that's the first triple we've ever had!?
Wicker Man (2006)The scariest parts are Nicholas Cage's choices.
Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Finally did see, kill with Flying V
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Murder: second hardest activity in a waterbed.
The Addams Family Learned the proper age for human consumption
Tales of HalloweenLike my Halloween candy, a mixed bag.
Lake Fear a.k.a Cypress Creek (2014)Badly acted but surprisingly interesting and gory!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Atkins' stash confidently delivers Selleck-esque performance.
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)Wooden stakes, garlic, sunlight, crucifixes... cold water.
stetson melius. October 29, 2016 at 8:34 AM, put in the wrong column so I just copied across Eight Legged Freaks (2002)The title is ADR'ed into the movie!!
The Addams Family (1991):My kids will dig their own graves.
The Adams Family (1991)The story of a functional disfunctional family
Night of the Comet (1984)FEMA's response to comet less than optimal
Friday the 13th Part II (1981)No way that camp is ADA accessible.
The Dead Zone (1983)This movie feels oddly relevant right now....
I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957)There's lactose intolerance, then there's this guy.
The Beyond (1981)No one mutilates mannequins better than Fulci.
Night Train to Terror (1985)Makes What the Fuck say 'da fuq?'
Pieces (1982)Kendall just whistles and ladies come running"...
Fear Inc. (2016)30 minutes in...I can't unrent this.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)I definitely prefer Sutter Cane's early stuff.
Tales of Halloween with Fthismovie commentary More cameos than John Carpenters Body Bags
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)That would have been a fun weekend
Not what I was expecting, really funny!
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The Cabin In The Woods (2012):GROSS. You're getting blood on the joint.
Cabin in the WoodsTrust the stoner in times of crisis
Cabin in the WoodsNot what I was expecting, pretty funny!
Cabin in the WoodsWhy would you have a button that releases all the terrible things to a centralised point on the staff / unsecured side of your "habitat"? 3/10
Correction - Fivers!
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Kooky Klowns Kill Kitizens. Kause? Knot Known.
Stoker (2013)Screw the pianist! I’d be the piano!
The Exorcist (1973)Nothing pithy to say. Simply my fave.
Cheap Thrills (2013)1000 dollars to whoever reads this out
Don't Breathe (2016)Finally I get all the baster jokes.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Weird move going back to Michael Myers...
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)...when everyone knows Challis is the franchise.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992):Best scene transition following a decapitation ever.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Excited for the remake starring Mitt Romney.
Le nécrophile (2004)This some French-ass Addams Family shit.
Devil (2010)I can hear the elevator pitch now...
Late Phases (2014)Some side effects of Cialis may include...
Don't Breathe (2016)Great... can't baste the turkey this year. #MaybeEverAgain
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)Wait, what would the film reels summon!?
Son of Frankenstein (1939)Long shadows. German expressionism. Ygor. Weeeeelllll heeeellllooooo!!!
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)Imagine if they had a ceiling fan.
God told me to 1976 Casting failure, Harold was no way 21
Toolbox Murders (dir. Tobe Hooper 2004)Remake better than original!! Tobe you cad...
Almost human (dir. Joe Begos 2013)Carpenter fonts, John Carpenter fonts for everyone!!
The Final Girls (2015)Makes me scared to show my bits
The final girls (2015)My bone is split into 3 parts...
The Final Girls (2015)Small boobed, adderall fueled, slumber party striptease
The Final Girls (2015):Bette Davis Eyes: right in the feels!
Slither (2006)Hallmark romance escalates to all-out slugfest.
Casper (1995)Friends with kids over. This will do.
On behalf of Stacey H. ('Cause her phone's being a Dick):The Final Girls (2015)She's got Betty Davis eyes.Cha-Cha-Cha!! Ah-Ah-Ah!!
Goosebumps (2015)Gets better each time I watch it
Deadgirl (2008)So, Contracted's a sequel to this, right?
Tales of Halloween (2015) Pure insanity... in the absolute best way.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Problems? Sure! Still has cool effects, deaths
28 Days Later (2002)Alternate Title Time (yaaay!): Mailer Unchained.
Insidious (2010):Hello ghosts? It's me, human. ...I'm blending!
For Stacey H. (Her phone is still a dick):Insidious (2010)But wait. There's more dream walker shit
Insidings (2010)Oh hell no! I hate scary movies.
For Whitney F (this whole signing in to post is difficult!)The Final Girls (2015):Eighties flashback awesomeness: camp slasher, striptease, croptops.
Bad Moon (1996)Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Dog's are the best.
Poltergeist (2015) Do hi-def TVs produce static? Do iPhones?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream ChildCreepy concept, gothic imagery, don't blame Hopkins
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Creepy concept, gothic imagery, don't blame Hopkins
Halloween(1978)Movie that shapes the things to come.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)Just here to complicate things even further
The Visit(2015)Your average murderous elderly couple story....hugs
Poltergeist(1982) Tobe Spielberg directed the shit outta this!
Hellraiser (1987)Everyone in this film looks really sweaty.
Friday the 13th Part IV (1984)I get it. They're ALL dead fucks.
Silent Night, Deadly NightI, too, struggle with Santa Clause desensitization.
The Last House on the Left (2009)That dude looks like a meth dealer.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Misses the point. Jessica Biel is Gorgeous.
The Devil's BackboneThat sighing kid just wants to hug!
Crimson Peak (2015)Ghost Mom scares/helps her daughter?? Red.
American Psycho (2000)Not bad but tame compared to book.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Zack Snyder is such a promising director......
Sleepaway CampI'd thought her brother was killing. Well …
Tales of Halloween Pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving will be challenging.
Naked Lunch (1991)Don't touch me. I need a shower.
CronosThat surname of his was quite apropos.
Overboard (1987)"So, I don't need any legal documentation?"
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)The title is ADR'ed into the movie!!
Night of The Living Dead (1968) Man tries to save everyone by himself.
Diary of the Dead(2007)Found footage that should have stayed undiscovered
The Cottage (2008)Strangers don't fare well in these parts.
Cabin Fever(2002)Eli Roths best movie since Cabin Fever
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)John Kerr squints his way through movie.
Practical Magic (1998)9 movies fighting to escape this movie.
Jason X (2001)A seamless segue to space. Fuck yeah.
The Ruins (2008)Killer plants less menacing than I'd hoped.
Halloweentown (1998)Not just nostalgia. Solid family friendly flick.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Bun in oven terrifying on multiple levels.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Wes Craven was a genius, miss him
Dracula (1931) Best enjoyed with handfuls of Count Chocula.
Lovely Molly (2011)Old house addiction leads to bad memories.
Halloween (1978)Michael Myers can control doors with magic.
High Tension (2003)Headless head's the best kind of head.
The Devil's Rejects (2005):Not sure who I should root for.
Day of the Dead (1985)My favorite of the Living Dead series.
Shaun of the Dead (2004):Bill Nighy MVP despite limited screen time.
Ghost Story (1981)Ghost Krige equally scary as Normal Krige
The Exorcist (1973)Badass, boozey, priests... Only in the 70's.
Tales from the Hood (1995)You'll be knee-deep in the shit!
Creepshow (1982)Implausibly, crate creature crunched through Barbeau fro.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Seems like he SHOULD give a fuck.
Goosebumps (2015)Jack Black's "accent" aside, movie is good!
Ghost Story (1980)Fake Bill Maher, wang, plunge to death.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Could only be improved by adding Dokken.