Cannibal Apocalpyse (1980)Tackles the lesser known condition 'PTSDevour Everybody'.
Cheepshow:Spoiled brats are required to provide cake
Goosebumps (2015)Even PG ventriloquist dummies are creepy AF!
Ghost Story (1981)Chowder Society more about murder than chowder.
Poltergeist (2015)Gave it a shot; it's not good.
Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST (1983) in 35mm at Anthology Film Archives' 'The Genre Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective for the first time.Nymphomaniac Cobra Commander battles Mexican Christopher Lambert.
William Friedkin''s THE EXORCIST (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember.'Scarier than Pazuzu? Early 70's medical technology.
Tales From The Hood (1995)Maybe the real horror is SOCIETY, motherf'ers.
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Don't Breath (2016)Did he sterilise that turkey baster first?
Bride of Boogedy (1987)Boogedy!!! (Do the other words even matter?)
Creepers aka Phenomena 1985 Fuck Richard Wagner, Give us Richard Gere!
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002):Comfort food during a 14 hour flight.
UNDER THE SHADOWS (2016) at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time."The Babadook": Iran/Iraq 80's War Edition.
Neon Demon (2016)So beauty is only eye deep then.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)Finally showed this to my boyfriend, win!
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Roddy McDowall trash-talks ghost to death? WIN!
Edgar Ulmer's THE BLACK CAT (1934) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Satanic rituals and modern-day architecture don't mix.orThe "Freddy vs. Jason" of its day.
Stephen King's It (1990)Strong first half. Beep beep second half.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Awkward question, are you wearing my face?
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) with Wes Craven CommentaryI could listen to Professor Craven indefinitely
The Entity 1982 The scariest use of an Airhose ever!
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Flirts with Troma-like cheesiseness, but sticks landing.orLydia from "Beetlejuice's" busting out all over!
FUNERAL HOME (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.The slow, boring, dull side of Canucksploitation.
The Gallows (2015) Friends shouldn't let friends watch The Gallows.
Let The Right One In (2008)That's too many cats for one person.
The Blob(1988)Blub blub blub blub blub blub.....blub
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988):That's not how you use a shotgun.
The Neon Demon (2016)Proof Winding Refn doesn't give a shit
Don't Breath (2016)Wish I was blind after turkey baster
The Mist (2007)Extreme measures taken to avoid single parenthood
Rec 2007 Who said Subtitled films bite? No-one here
The Others (2001)Pale Nicole Kidman is just good casting.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Get the proper vaccinations before traveling abroad.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)Who doesn't enjoy some milk after sex?
When a Stranger Calls (1979)This guy is murdering my phone bill.
Event Horizon (1997)Not great as I remembered. Still, good.
Warm Bodies (2013)My tween daughter's pick. Actually pretty good.
Freddy vs. JasonThe horror equivalent of Tom and Jerry
Stephen King's ITThe reason I carry silver around clowns
Final Destination 3Death has a passion for "I Spy"
Cujo (1983)CUT! The dog just ate his makeup.
The Ghoul (1933)1930's horror is a many splendored thing.
Green Room (2015)Boy, that Trump rally escalated quickly...
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Dr. Clitorious set's up terrible blind date.
Pontypool (2008)It's fun. Fun. Fun...Fun...Fun, FUN...!
The Mutlilator God damn songs stuck in my head, Again
Cat People (1982)First hot Crazy Cat Lady. Okay, second.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)"We need windows to see.....watch TV!"
Event Horizon (1997)(As Dr Ian Malcom)"What kind of inter-dimensional spaceship is this"?
Daylight's End (2016) "Look how cool we are, shootin' zombies."
Bloodlust! (1961)So underwhelming I can't think of anything.
ChristineI think my expectations were too high.
SocietyWoke up confused to a giant butthead.
Street Trash (1987)Technicolor melting winos? Had me at "melting"
Apollo 18 (2011)Below average historical/found-footage/horror-in-space/monster movie
Halloween (1978)What makes this movie so goddamn perfect?
A New Nightmare (1994)Heather Langenkamp is terrible as Heather Langenkamp.
The Wolf Man (1941)FTM community recommended and it totally delivered.
Under the shadow (2016) time to leave, ok leave, jesus leave
The Last Time I Saw Ricard (2014)If short films count, do for it.
Event Horizon (1997)My Sci-Fi itch has now been scratched.
Hellions (2015) (One of the best Horror movies, ever)Proof that Rotten Tomatoes' ratings are meaningless.
The Mind's Eye (dir. Joe Begos 2015)Scanners and The Fury have good company!!
Under The Shadow (dir. Babak Anvari 2016)Bed sheets are more scarier than bombs!!
El vampiro (1957)Did that woman just strangle a vampire?!?andEverything that Drácula (1931) should have been.
The Witch (2015)Having trouble relating to ultra-religious characters.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Good before it became a Chucky movie.
Goosebumps (2015)Waaaay better than I thought it'd be.
Ghose Story (1981)Compelled to look up sidewalks on Wikipedia.
Tales From The Hood (1995)*See my seven word Goosebumps review above*
Casper (1995)KIDS sequel had a surprisingly light tone.
Knock Knock (2015): Is Roth just screwing with us now?
The Grudge (2004)Still not sure how this "Grudge" operates.
The Blub (1988)Dude, that was a sweet jump. Blub
Gong Tau: An Oriental Black Magic (2007)Cheating husband contracts STC (Sexually Transmitted Centipedes.)
The Day Before Halloween (2016)Multiple movie ripoff. CGI flies. SyFy nonsense.
The Return of Dracula (1958)He's less Dracula, more a Eurotrash creep.
Young Frankenstein (1974)"Puttin' on the Ritz" totally owns me.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)I always wish I liked it more.
The Funhouse (1981)Feeling randy? Say no to the handie.
The Prophecy (1995):Definitely in my top 5 Walken performances.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)Holy crap! Didn't realize the double role!
Phantasm IV (1998)Reggie Bannister: Ball-buster and ball-busted.
Rec 2I've spent twenty bucks on worst things.
Fear, Inc. (2016)"The Tension Experience: The Movie" and cut
Vamp (1986)Jack Klompus has a hankering for cockroaches.
The Fog (1980)Atkins litters church and lays hitchhiker. Nice!!!
Frankenstein (1994) Frankenstines monster must really hate using tinder.
Cat's EyeMost heroic cat music in cinemas history.
Resurrection (1999):Mulcahy and Lambert reteam for Se7en ripoff.
The Witch (2015) Adding "goats" to my list of phobias.
The Shining (1980)What did Wendy think of the manuscript?
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)C'mon! Your basic human needs disgust me!
Poltergeist (1984)Ghosts apparently cool with first headstone move?
or 1982, even!
The Neon Demon (2016) It's America's Next Top Viciously Psychopathic Model.
Suspiria (1977)I wore out my remote's volume controls.
Mute witness 1994 I was screaming for her, very tense
Sleepy Hallow (1999)Listen Maggots! Ichabod Crane's rough necks. OORAH!
Trick r Treat (eternity)Everyone knows it's lightening in a bottle.So where do you put the hotdog?Want to learn about the nature special.Guess what shopping carts are very scary.Kid's killing other kids is very HALLOWEEN:)
Help me Rhonda help help me Rhonda
The Fly (1986)But wouldn't dustmites....ah, forget it - classic!
Exorcist II:The power of T3s compelled me.
The Brainiac (1962)Eating brains is creepiest with a spoon.
The Houses October Built:For real, can we just go home?
Cannibal Apocalpyse (1980)
ReplyDeleteTackles the lesser known condition 'PTSDevour Everybody'.
Cheepshow:
ReplyDeleteSpoiled brats are required to provide cake
Goosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteEven PG ventriloquist dummies are creepy AF!
Ghost Story (1981)
ReplyDeleteChowder Society more about murder than chowder.
Poltergeist (2015)
ReplyDeleteGave it a shot; it's not good.
Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST (1983) in 35mm at Anthology Film Archives' 'The Genre Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective for the first time.
ReplyDeleteNymphomaniac Cobra Commander battles Mexican Christopher Lambert.
William Friedkin''s THE EXORCIST (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember.'
ReplyDeleteScarier than Pazuzu? Early 70's medical technology.
Tales From The Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteMaybe the real horror is SOCIETY, motherf'ers.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDon't Breath (2016)
ReplyDeleteDid he sterilise that turkey baster first?
Bride of Boogedy (1987)
ReplyDeleteBoogedy!!! (Do the other words even matter?)
Creepers aka Phenomena 1985
ReplyDeleteFuck Richard Wagner, Give us Richard Gere!
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002):
ReplyDeleteComfort food during a 14 hour flight.
UNDER THE SHADOWS (2016) at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.
ReplyDelete"The Babadook": Iran/Iraq 80's War Edition.
Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteSo beauty is only eye deep then.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteFinally showed this to my boyfriend, win!
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.
ReplyDeleteRoddy McDowall trash-talks ghost to death? WIN!
Edgar Ulmer's THE BLACK CAT (1934) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSatanic rituals and modern-day architecture don't mix.
or
The "Freddy vs. Jason" of its day.
Stephen King's It (1990)
ReplyDeleteStrong first half. Beep beep second half.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteAwkward question, are you wearing my face?
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) with Wes Craven Commentary
ReplyDeleteI could listen to Professor Craven indefinitely
The Entity 1982
ReplyDeleteThe scariest use of an Airhose ever!
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.
ReplyDeleteFlirts with Troma-like cheesiseness, but sticks landing.
or
Lydia from "Beetlejuice's" busting out all over!
FUNERAL HOME (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteThe slow, boring, dull side of Canucksploitation.
The Gallows (2015)
ReplyDeleteFriends shouldn't let friends watch The Gallows.
Let The Right One In (2008)
ReplyDeleteThat's too many cats for one person.
The Blob(1988)
ReplyDeleteBlub blub blub blub blub blub.....blub
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988):
ReplyDeleteThat's not how you use a shotgun.
The Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteProof Winding Refn doesn't give a shit
Don't Breath (2016)
ReplyDeleteWish I was blind after turkey baster
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteExtreme measures taken to avoid single parenthood
Rec 2007
ReplyDeleteWho said Subtitled films bite? No-one here
The Others (2001)
ReplyDeletePale Nicole Kidman is just good casting.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteGet the proper vaccinations before traveling abroad.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't enjoy some milk after sex?
When a Stranger Calls (1979)
ReplyDeleteThis guy is murdering my phone bill.
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteNot great as I remembered. Still, good.
Warm Bodies (2013)
ReplyDeleteMy tween daughter's pick. Actually pretty good.
Freddy vs. Jason
ReplyDeleteThe horror equivalent of Tom and Jerry
Stephen King's IT
ReplyDeleteThe reason I carry silver around clowns
Final Destination 3
ReplyDeleteDeath has a passion for "I Spy"
Cujo (1983)
ReplyDeleteCUT! The dog just ate his makeup.
The Ghoul (1933)
ReplyDelete1930's horror is a many splendored thing.
Green Room (2015)
ReplyDeleteBoy, that Trump rally escalated quickly...
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteDr. Clitorious set's up terrible blind date.
Pontypool (2008)
ReplyDeleteIt's fun. Fun. Fun...Fun...Fun, FUN...!
The Mutlilator
ReplyDeleteGod damn songs stuck in my head, Again
Cat People (1982)
ReplyDeleteFirst hot Crazy Cat Lady. Okay, second.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDelete"We need windows to see.....watch TV!"
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDelete(As Dr Ian Malcom)
"What kind of inter-dimensional spaceship is this"?
Daylight's End (2016)
ReplyDelete"Look how cool we are, shootin' zombies."
Bloodlust! (1961)
ReplyDeleteSo underwhelming I can't think of anything.
Christine
ReplyDeleteI think my expectations were too high.
Society
ReplyDeleteWoke up confused to a giant butthead.
Street Trash (1987)
ReplyDeleteTechnicolor melting winos? Had me at "melting"
Apollo 18 (2011)
ReplyDeleteBelow average historical/found-footage/horror-in-space/monster movie
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhat makes this movie so goddamn perfect?
A New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteHeather Langenkamp is terrible as Heather Langenkamp.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteFTM community recommended and it totally delivered.
Under the shadow (2016) time to leave, ok leave, jesus leave
ReplyDeleteThe Last Time I Saw Ricard (2014)
ReplyDeleteIf short films count, do for it.
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteMy Sci-Fi itch has now been scratched.
Hellions (2015) (One of the best Horror movies, ever)
ReplyDeleteProof that Rotten Tomatoes' ratings are meaningless.
The Mind's Eye (dir. Joe Begos 2015)
ReplyDeleteScanners and The Fury have good company!!
Under The Shadow (dir. Babak Anvari 2016)
ReplyDeleteBed sheets are more scarier than bombs!!
El vampiro (1957)
ReplyDeleteDid that woman just strangle a vampire?!?
and
Everything that Drácula (1931) should have been.
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteHaving trouble relating to ultra-religious characters.
Curse of Chucky (2013)
ReplyDeleteGood before it became a Chucky movie.
Goosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteWaaaay better than I thought it'd be.
Ghose Story (1981)
ReplyDeleteCompelled to look up sidewalks on Wikipedia.
Tales From The Hood (1995)
ReplyDelete*See my seven word Goosebumps review above*
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteKIDS sequel had a surprisingly light tone.
Knock Knock (2015):
ReplyDeleteIs Roth just screwing with us now?
The Grudge (2004)
ReplyDeleteStill not sure how this "Grudge" operates.
The Blub (1988)
ReplyDeleteDude, that was a sweet jump. Blub
Gong Tau: An Oriental Black Magic (2007)
ReplyDeleteCheating husband contracts STC (Sexually Transmitted Centipedes.)
The Day Before Halloween (2016)
ReplyDeleteMultiple movie ripoff. CGI flies. SyFy nonsense.
The Return of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteHe's less Dracula, more a Eurotrash creep.
Young Frankenstein (1974)
ReplyDelete"Puttin' on the Ritz" totally owns me.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
ReplyDeleteI always wish I liked it more.
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteFeeling randy? Say no to the handie.
The Prophecy (1995):
ReplyDeleteDefinitely in my top 5 Walken performances.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! Didn't realize the double role!
Phantasm IV (1998)
ReplyDeleteReggie Bannister: Ball-buster and ball-busted.
Rec 2
ReplyDeleteI've spent twenty bucks on worst things.
Fear, Inc. (2016)
ReplyDelete"The Tension Experience: The Movie" and cut
Vamp (1986)
ReplyDeleteJack Klompus has a hankering for cockroaches.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteAtkins litters church and lays hitchhiker. Nice!!!
Frankenstein (1994)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstines monster must really hate using tinder.
Cat's Eye
ReplyDeleteMost heroic cat music in cinemas history.
Resurrection (1999):
ReplyDeleteMulcahy and Lambert reteam for Se7en ripoff.
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteAdding "goats" to my list of phobias.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhat did Wendy think of the manuscript?
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteC'mon! Your basic human needs disgust me!
Poltergeist (1984)
ReplyDeleteGhosts apparently cool with first headstone move?
or 1982, even!
DeleteThe Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteIt's America's Next Top Viciously Psychopathic Model.
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteI wore out my remote's volume controls.
Mute witness 1994
ReplyDeleteI was screaming for her, very tense
Sleepy Hallow (1999)
ReplyDeleteListen Maggots! Ichabod Crane's rough necks. OORAH!
Trick r Treat (eternity)
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows it's lightening in a bottle.
So where do you put the hotdog?
Want to learn about the nature special.
Guess what shopping carts are very scary.
Kid's killing other kids is very HALLOWEEN
:)
Help me Rhonda help help me Rhonda
DeleteThe Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteBut wouldn't dustmites....ah, forget it - classic!
Exorcist II:
ReplyDeleteThe power of T3s compelled me.
The Brainiac (1962)
ReplyDeleteEating brains is creepiest with a spoon.
The Houses October Built:
ReplyDeleteFor real, can we just go home?