Cannibal Apocalpyse (1980)Tackles the lesser known condition 'PTSDevour Everybody'.
Cheepshow:Spoiled brats are required to provide cake
Goosebumps (2015)Even PG ventriloquist dummies are creepy AF!
Ghost Story (1981)Chowder Society more about murder than chowder.
Poltergeist (2015)Gave it a shot; it's not good.
Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST (1983) in 35mm at Anthology Film Archives' 'The Genre Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective for the first time.Nymphomaniac Cobra Commander battles Mexican Christopher Lambert.
William Friedkin''s THE EXORCIST (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember.'Scarier than Pazuzu? Early 70's medical technology.
Tales From The Hood (1995)Maybe the real horror is SOCIETY, motherf'ers.
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Don't Breath (2016)Did he sterilise that turkey baster first?
Bride of Boogedy (1987)Boogedy!!! (Do the other words even matter?)
Creepers aka Phenomena 1985 Fuck Richard Wagner, Give us Richard Gere!
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002):Comfort food during a 14 hour flight.
UNDER THE SHADOWS (2016) at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time."The Babadook": Iran/Iraq 80's War Edition.
Neon Demon (2016)So beauty is only eye deep then.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)Finally showed this to my boyfriend, win!
THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Roddy McDowall trash-talks ghost to death? WIN!
Edgar Ulmer's THE BLACK CAT (1934) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Satanic rituals and modern-day architecture don't mix.orThe "Freddy vs. Jason" of its day.
Stephen King's It (1990)Strong first half. Beep beep second half.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Awkward question, are you wearing my face?
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) with Wes Craven CommentaryI could listen to Professor Craven indefinitely
The Entity 1982 The scariest use of an Airhose ever!
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) in 35mm at Brooklyn Nitehawk Cinema's 'A Nite to Dismember' for the first time.Flirts with Troma-like cheesiseness, but sticks landing.orLydia from "Beetlejuice's" busting out all over!
FUNERAL HOME (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.The slow, boring, dull side of Canucksploitation.
The Gallows (2015) Friends shouldn't let friends watch The Gallows.
Let The Right One In (2008)That's too many cats for one person.
The Blob(1988)Blub blub blub blub blub blub.....blub
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988):That's not how you use a shotgun.
The Neon Demon (2016)Proof Winding Refn doesn't give a shit
Don't Breath (2016)Wish I was blind after turkey baster
The Mist (2007)Extreme measures taken to avoid single parenthood
Rec 2007 Who said Subtitled films bite? No-one here
The Others (2001)Pale Nicole Kidman is just good casting.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Get the proper vaccinations before traveling abroad.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)Who doesn't enjoy some milk after sex?
When a Stranger Calls (1979)This guy is murdering my phone bill.
Event Horizon (1997)Not great as I remembered. Still, good.
Warm Bodies (2013)My tween daughter's pick. Actually pretty good.
Freddy vs. JasonThe horror equivalent of Tom and Jerry
Stephen King's ITThe reason I carry silver around clowns
Final Destination 3Death has a passion for "I Spy"
Cujo (1983)CUT! The dog just ate his makeup.
The Ghoul (1933)1930's horror is a many splendored thing.
Green Room (2015)Boy, that Trump rally escalated quickly...
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Dr. Clitorious set's up terrible blind date.
Pontypool (2008)It's fun. Fun. Fun...Fun...Fun, FUN...!
The Mutlilator God damn songs stuck in my head, Again
Cat People (1982)First hot Crazy Cat Lady. Okay, second.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)"We need windows to see.....watch TV!"
Event Horizon (1997)(As Dr Ian Malcom)"What kind of inter-dimensional spaceship is this"?
Daylight's End (2016) "Look how cool we are, shootin' zombies."
Bloodlust! (1961)So underwhelming I can't think of anything.
ChristineI think my expectations were too high.
SocietyWoke up confused to a giant butthead.
Street Trash (1987)Technicolor melting winos? Had me at "melting"
Apollo 18 (2011)Below average historical/found-footage/horror-in-space/monster movie
Halloween (1978)What makes this movie so goddamn perfect?
A New Nightmare (1994)Heather Langenkamp is terrible as Heather Langenkamp.
The Wolf Man (1941)FTM community recommended and it totally delivered.
Under the shadow (2016) time to leave, ok leave, jesus leave
The Last Time I Saw Ricard (2014)If short films count, do for it.
Event Horizon (1997)My Sci-Fi itch has now been scratched.
Hellions (2015) (One of the best Horror movies, ever)Proof that Rotten Tomatoes' ratings are meaningless.
The Mind's Eye (dir. Joe Begos 2015)Scanners and The Fury have good company!!
Under The Shadow (dir. Babak Anvari 2016)Bed sheets are more scarier than bombs!!
El vampiro (1957)Did that woman just strangle a vampire?!?andEverything that Drácula (1931) should have been.
The Witch (2015)Having trouble relating to ultra-religious characters.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Good before it became a Chucky movie.
Goosebumps (2015)Waaaay better than I thought it'd be.
Ghose Story (1981)Compelled to look up sidewalks on Wikipedia.
Tales From The Hood (1995)*See my seven word Goosebumps review above*
Casper (1995)KIDS sequel had a surprisingly light tone.
Knock Knock (2015): Is Roth just screwing with us now?
The Grudge (2004)Still not sure how this "Grudge" operates.
The Blub (1988)Dude, that was a sweet jump. Blub
Gong Tau: An Oriental Black Magic (2007)Cheating husband contracts STC (Sexually Transmitted Centipedes.)
The Day Before Halloween (2016)Multiple movie ripoff. CGI flies. SyFy nonsense.
The Return of Dracula (1958)He's less Dracula, more a Eurotrash creep.
Young Frankenstein (1974)"Puttin' on the Ritz" totally owns me.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)I always wish I liked it more.
The Funhouse (1981)Feeling randy? Say no to the handie.
The Prophecy (1995):Definitely in my top 5 Walken performances.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)Holy crap! Didn't realize the double role!
Phantasm IV (1998)Reggie Bannister: Ball-buster and ball-busted.
Rec 2I've spent twenty bucks on worst things.
Fear, Inc. (2016)"The Tension Experience: The Movie" and cut
Vamp (1986)Jack Klompus has a hankering for cockroaches.
The Fog (1980)Atkins litters church and lays hitchhiker. Nice!!!
Frankenstein (1994) Frankenstines monster must really hate using tinder.
Cat's EyeMost heroic cat music in cinemas history.
Resurrection (1999):Mulcahy and Lambert reteam for Se7en ripoff.
The Witch (2015) Adding "goats" to my list of phobias.
The Shining (1980)What did Wendy think of the manuscript?
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)C'mon! Your basic human needs disgust me!
Poltergeist (1984)Ghosts apparently cool with first headstone move?
or 1982, even!
The Neon Demon (2016) It's America's Next Top Viciously Psychopathic Model.
Suspiria (1977)I wore out my remote's volume controls.
Mute witness 1994 I was screaming for her, very tense
Sleepy Hallow (1999)Listen Maggots! Ichabod Crane's rough necks. OORAH!
Trick r Treat (eternity)Everyone knows it's lightening in a bottle.So where do you put the hotdog?Want to learn about the nature special.Guess what shopping carts are very scary.Kid's killing other kids is very HALLOWEEN:)
Help me Rhonda help help me Rhonda
The Fly (1986)But wouldn't dustmites....ah, forget it - classic!
Exorcist II:The power of T3s compelled me.
The Brainiac (1962)Eating brains is creepiest with a spoon.
The Houses October Built:For real, can we just go home?