Monday, October 31, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 31)



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  1. William Peter Blatty's THE EXORCIST III on DVD.

    Say, "The Fly's" my favorite movie too!

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    More confusing final act than "Fantastic Four."

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  2. Troma's GRADUATION DAY (1981) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Last third, killer reveal, music genuinely good.

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    Troma: showcasing worst in humanity since 1974.

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  3. Edward L. Cahn's CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN (1958) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Shot around Italy's picturesque Southern California region.

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    Oscar Goldman wishing Steve Austin was around.

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  4. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Atkins like, "dicks out for robot chicks."

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  5. Hotel Inferno (2013)
    Absurd POV gore from Adam Chaplin director.
    or as Chaybee put it:
    "Makes Hardcore Henry look like Softcore Larry!"

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  6. The Last Frankenstein (1991)
    Combines Suicide Club, Warhol's Frankenstein, and... Bliss?

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  7. It Follows (2014)

    Ah damn. Not even "dip the tip"?

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  8. The Ring (2002)

    Goddamnit Katie, get out of the closet.

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  9. Lego Scooby-Doo: Haunted Hollywood (2016)
    Dookie, but it isn't Halloween without Scooby-Doo!

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  10. Body Parts (1991):

    Good finale to my Scary Movie Month.

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  11. Teeth (2007)
    Should have locked the dog's cage better

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  12. Halloween (1978)

    Scariest moment ever, Michael Myers sits up.

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  13. Hellions (2015)
    70% fuckin great and 30% fuckin purple

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  14. The Hitcher (1986)
    Always truly terrifies me. HAUER about you?

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  15. Night Of The Hunter (1956)
    Not quite horror but my Dad's favorite.

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  16. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Shoot him six times, you didn't say.....

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    1. I mean

      Shot him six times, you didn't say ...

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  17. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

    Ten years later, still a good time

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  18. Jack Attack (2013)
    9 minutes. Last Day. Do for it.

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  19. Blood Rage (1987)
    Blood's not the only thing that's raging.

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  20. American Psycho (2001)

    Is this what got Bale Batman? WTF

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  21. Friday the 13th (1980)

    This movie can be soooooooooooooooo dammmmmmmn borrinnnnnnggggg.

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  22. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Liberal propaganda from the anti-bedtime movement.

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  23. I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The Walls (2016)

    Review shorter than the title of movie.

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  24. Deep Rising (1998)

    So, that's where Dr Chilton ended up.

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  25. Jaws (1975)

    Anyone see the baby shark swim out?

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  26. Halloween (1978)

    Was much worse when dad came home

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  27. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

    I say more retarded people the better

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  28. Goosebumps (2015)

    Wait, so this isn't porno for birds?

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  29. I Am the Pretty Things That Lives in the House (2016)

    Jittery nurse chokes to death on atmosphere.

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  30. So these are mine for the last 2 weeks

    The Doll Master (2004)

    Creepy ass Dolls are actually only sad.

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  31. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)

    I always knew my sister was evil.

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  32. The Wailing (2016)

    Maybe it WAS some bad (good?) mushrooms.

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  33. The Uninvited (2009)

    The step mom killed the wait whaa??

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  34. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Kid loves Satan. Mom isn't worried. Oups!

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  35. Hatchet II (2010)

    Surprise! Unkillable monster was not really dead.

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  36. Nekromantik (1988)

    Not nearly as sexy as title suggests.

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  37. The Lords Of Salem (2012)

    Never trust a coven of musical witches.

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  38. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

    Headless Horseman more handsome without Ichabod's head.

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  39. Black Christmas (2006)

    Great but not enough sexy 70's gals.

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  40. Bride of the Monster (1955)

    2016, and there's still no atomic supermen.

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  41. Re-Animator (1985)

    Always play fast and loose when reanimating.

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  42. Firestarter (1984)

    George C. Scott give off paedo vibes.

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  43. Pieces (1982)

    Sophisticated murder mystery featuring poetic door metaphors

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  44. I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House (2016)
    Beautifully shot and directed, story is meh.

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  45. Xtro (1982)
    End SMM with a bang... or Xtro :)

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    1. Oh No! That sounds like the first negative review, I hope you enjoyed it really? With the smiley face I can't tell

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    2. Oh No! That sounds like the first negative review, I hope you enjoyed it really? With the smiley face I can't tell

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    3. haha, enjoy quite a bit. That review was just for you.

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    4. Alternate (real) review
      Legit way to end with a bang.

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    5. Still at 100% Fthismovie rating, this swells my heart ❤.

      Excellent

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  46. Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)

    This "Forest Green" shit isn't fooling anyone.

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  47. Pieces (1982)

    The ending is nuts. It took balls.

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  48. Shivers (1975)

    "Zombie Sex Slug" is my signature move.

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  49. Repossessed (1990)

    I'll just assume Blatty secretly co-wrote this.

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  50. The Mutilator (1984)

    In which every character's the wacky friend.

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  51. Exorcist III (1990)

    Brad Dourif out-nuances George C. Scott.

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  52. Jaws 2 (1978)

    Amnesia's a real problem on Amity Island.

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  53. [REC] 2 (2009)

    The sexiest nudity ever captured on tape.

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  54. Jeepers Creepers (2001)

    Creep got way too cocky dumping bodies

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  55. Red Eye (2005)

    At home tracheotomy kit delivered air mail.

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  56. Late Phases (2014)
    making old blind people cool again! fun!

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  57. The Witches (1990)

    Top of the hill. Perfect pram parking.

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  58. Splinter (2008)

    Great creature design obscured by low budget.

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  59. Let Us Prey (2014)

    Davos does Devil disservice despite dreary druthers.

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  60. Final Destination 5 (2011)

    The most consistent horror franchise. FD6 2018???

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  61. Pieces (1982)
    Who knew Horseshack was such a stud?

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  62. Halloween (2007)

    Just what evil incarnate needs; a backstory!

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  63. Chubbies (2014)

    Alien sex zombies shouldn't be this boring.

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  64. It Follows (2014)
    Too sexy for an after school special.

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  65. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    New meaning to cat's got your tongue.

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  66. Unhinged (1982)

    My nominee for Patrick's "Penis" commentary trilogy

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  67. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    The kid was really the scary one.

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  68. The Oblong Box (1969)
    10 minute brothel murder. Also Vincent Price!

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  69. Night of the Creeps (1986) Tom Atkins best functioning alcoholic in horror

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  70. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2011)

    Misleading propaganda film - remain wary of hillbillies!

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  71. Munster, Go Home! (1966)
    PERFECT 100th movie to end SMM 2016.

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  72. A Bay of Blood a.k.a. Blood Bath (Reazione a Catena) (1971)

    That ending had me in fucking stitches!

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  73. The Blood on Satan's Claw a.k.a. Satan's Skin (1971)

    Dick Shadow has a rival: Dick Bush.

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  74. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    The perfect end to an awesome month.

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  75. Scream (1996)

    Holy fucking shit Matthew Lillard, calm down.

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  76. The Monster squad. film number 49

    I'm in the God damn squad, Bitch


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    1. Or

      Perfect running time, like Xtro 82 minutes

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  77. Maniac (1934) rewatch
    Definitive achievement in batshit cinema. See it!

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  78. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Simply the best. What else to say?!

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  79. At the Devil's Door (2014)
    On while the trick or treaters play.

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  80. Night Of The Hunter (1955)

    another Halloween with no Harry Powell costume:-(

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  81. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    My So-Called Life Under the Stairs

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  82. Frankenstein (1931)

    Guy hatches crazy plan to delay wedding.

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  83. Pieces (1982) rewatch
    "I'll send you a case of lollipops."

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  84. Psycho (1960)
    Flushing toilets!? That's too much for me.

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  85. Day of the Dead (1985)

    January 20 could look much like this.

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  86. Jeepers Creepers (2001)
    most useless psychic in a movie ever

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  87. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    I'm guessing Freddy's favorite band is R.E.M..

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  88. Night of the Creeps (1986)
    Things from the past haunt his mind.

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  89. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Going as Tammy Faye Leatherface next Halloween.

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  90. Tales From The Crypt (1972)

    Major Rogers just got a major rogering.

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  91. Alien (1979)

    In Space, everyone wears unflattering under clothes

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  92. Night of the Demons (1988):

    Stop running Judy and show your boobs!

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  93. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    Never ask what the star is about.

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  94. Scanners (1981)
    Aw, practical effects. I love practical effects.

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  95. We are Still Here: I wouldn't be. Don't tell me twice.

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  96. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Nothing beats the original.

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  97. The Shining : I'm painting my bathroom red!!!

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  98. Boo! A Madea Halloween: don't fuck with Madea. She doesn't play.

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  99. The Blob (1988)

    The 2000s blob would probably be terrorism.

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  100. The Thing (1982)

    Carpenter, Morricone, Cundey, Russell? Happy F'ing Halloween!

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  101. The Fly (1958)

    Forgot about epilogue. Climax is too good!

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  102. Murder Party (2007)

    My cat keeps me from leaving home

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  103. Scary Movie (2000)

    Love the material but not the spoof.

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  104. The Exorcist III (1990): Scott would for sure go to jail.

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  105. The Guest (2014)

    An instant classic. Revisit this year round.

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  106. The Thing (1982): A perfect close to a great month!

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  107. It Follows (2015)

    Yes Presilla, but what exactly is "it"?

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  108. The Funhouse (1981) (With Ftm commentary)
    And thus October ends like it began.

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  109. Hellraiser (1987): Julia is the real monster in this.

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  110. The Lost Boys (1987)

    Cry, little sister, because it must end.

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  111. The Cabin In The Woods

    Perfect way to end Scary Movie Month.

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  112. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    In love with Jenny Agutter. Happy Halloween!

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  113. Crimson peak (2015)
    Ghastly ghosties, sinister siblings, blood red snow.

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  114. Dead Silence (2007)
    Clown ventriloquist dummy, no, nope, I'm done.

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  115. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    Not many movies make me this happy.

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  116. Halloween (1978)

    "As a matter of fact... it was."

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  117. It's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

    There were a lot of average pumpkins.

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  118. The Ring

    Looks like Fincher color corrected this one.

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  119. Plan 9 From Outer Space

    Early movie experience with dad. Miss him.

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  120. Alucarda (1977) rewatch
    Bloody screaming naked Satanic Mexican girl heaven.

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  121. Tales of Halloween (2015)
    Love spotting all the references. Great closer.

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  122. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Watched with family, highlight of the marathon

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  123. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    That poor nun...no wait...poor Nancy!

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  124. The Strangers (2008)

    The D.E.N.N.I.S. System doesn't work on Strangers!

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    1. Awesome marathon! Happy Halloween

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    2. Thanks! Everyone tapped out a little earlier than expected, but we had a great night. Happy Halloween to you as well!

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  125. Fright Night (1985)

    A great end to a great SMM!

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  126. THE VAMPIRE'S COFFIN (1958) on Netflix Instant for the first time.

    Where's masked wrestler when you need him?

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    Yep, this year's Netflix horror offerings BITE!

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  127. TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE (1990) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Starts strong (Slater! Buscemi!), peters out (Remar?!).

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  128. I saw the devil (2010)

    My goodness that's a lot of blood.

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  129. And, last but not least (although it should!), my final #SMMC entry for 2016. Hooray! :-)

    Lucio Fulci's A CAT IN THE BRAIN at Anthology Film Archives' 'The Genre Terrorist: Lucio Fulci' Retrospective for the first time.

    The Slurpee of Fulci's filmography. Brain Freeze!

    And I'm spent. (drops dead)

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  130. The Fog (1980)
    Johnny Depp really wanted his treasure back!

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  131. Trick 'r Treat (2007)
    Sure hope Sam smells like pumpkin spice.

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  132. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    The most dysfunctional family in America. Amen.

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  133. Psycho -- might be best directed movie ever

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  134. The Shining (1980)

    This movie's all play and no work

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  135. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Scott really sticks it, to the ceiling.

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  136. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    It's the end of Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

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  137. last movie of the marathon, with the wife:

    The Witch (2015)
    the making of "the bible belt"

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