House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)Dr Satan- A hat wearing a hat
The Haunting (1963)The perils and maddness of home ownership.
Slugs (1988 - from the director of Pieces)Also exactly what you think it is
Son of Frankenstein (1939):Committing crimes against nature: a hereditary condition.
John Carpenter's The Ward (2010)Puts me In The Mouth Of Sadness
Halloween: Resurection (2008)Wu-tang maybe, but Kung-fu Busta? Come On!
The Phantom of the ParadiseGreat movie ruined by weird floating birds.
Birdemic- Shock and terrorTerrible movie, ruined by weird floating birds.
Pieces (1982)This movie is... exactly what I wanted.
SleepwalkersCats: the cute and furry bad asses
The Thing (1982)Earliest example - paranoia and mistrust of Windows
Ginger Snaps (2001):But if I associated menstruation with lycanthropy...
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Ah screw it, I like this movie
The Vault of Horror (1973)Office building basement cemetaries are sooooo '70s.
'A Nightmare on Elm St 2: Freddy's Revenge' (1985)Alternative title: Freddy and the Blue Oyster
Tales of Terror (1962)Poe fans will see the endings Corman'.
Under The Skin (2013)Evidently Michael Myers taught her to drive
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Just what the original lacked: exploding parakeets.
Candyman (1992)Movie hooks you right from the beginning
Devils Rejects (2005)Family enjoys murder and tootie fuckin frutie
Cobra (1986)Night Slasher wields the best knife ever.
also:George P. Cosmatos trope: cold-cocking authority figures
The Funhouse (1981)Weird kid from 'Phenomena'? How you've grown!
IT (1990)Does Pennywise poop his parachute pants? Depends.
I, Madman (1989)Too much flesh cut from the script.
Lawnmower Man (1992)VR Frankenstein's Monster sez "RRRRRRRR... Firewalls BAD!!!"
Creep (2014)Mark Duplass is why I avoid hugs
Gaslight (1944)IMDb says Thriller but really stealth Gothic
Watchers (1988)Schlock monster stalks genius dog. Two stars
Ouija Experiment 2: Theater of Death (2015) The purest expression of unnecessary meta sequel.
Night Train to Terror (1984)I assume the dancers came with satan
Before I Wake (2016) :still less scary than the 2016 elections
The purge: Election year (2016)Why aren't people stealing stuff, i would
V/H/S (2012)Surprisingly good use of found footage (occasionally).
The Golem (1920)Why waste clay on a stupid dreidel?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Dr.Frankenstein shoots his fiancé in the boob!
When Animals Dream (2014)Small town. Big secret. Things get hairy.
Phantasm Ravager (2016)The balls on this fuckin' guy, huh?
The Invitation (2015) Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf's death cult?
The ShallowsBlake's wonderful tiny bikini and a shark.
Halloween (2007)full frontals, rape, RZ magic getting R?
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)That was really funny and surprisingly sweet.
The Number 23 (2007)This Michael Jordan gambling biopic is weird.
Sleepwalkers (1992) - Stephen King MarathonWerecats, that classic monster from the 90's.
Freddy Return: A Nightmare Reborn (2009)Creative, if professionally undernourished, Freddy fan film.
The Dead Zone (1983)Walken with limp defeats Evil Jed Bartlet.
Deathdream (1974)Folks sure love killing John Marley's pets.
I Bury the Living (1958)No "Mr. Potter"s in town for experimenting?
Bleed (2016)Another regrettable choice made while browsing Netflix.
Braindead aka DeadAlive 1992 Best Zombie killing kick ass priest ever
Creep (2014)Hello? 24hr engraving? I need another one.
Green Room (2015)Imogen Poots, missing Anton, Stewart can walk?!?
Mirrors(2008)Patrick's go to movie practically every October.
A Horrible Way to Die (2010)Having your dick shoved down your throat.
Child's Play (1988)Drive faster..away from the back seat.
Darling (2015) Greatest horror of all: Cleaning the bathroom.
Species (1995)Single alien looking for a good time.
Dolly Dearest (1991)Mexico steals our evil doll manufacturing jobs. -or-Mattel'll have a field day with this.
Tales from the darkside (1990)Cat got your tongue? And the rest!
The Thing (1982)The hateful great(est) monster movie ever
The Shallows (2016)It's called 'Murderer Shark Beach.' Happy now?!
Phantasm II (1988)I'll say it-- I like LeGros' Mike. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) Sure, a homicidal Kevin McCallister? Why not?
Hush (2016)Couldn't a crossbow bolt break a window?
The InvitationBetter sales pitch than most juice cleanses
Stage FrightWaiting for the sequel with Kabuki Hamilton
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Technically, delivered a nightmare on Elm Street.
PontypoolIt was really good for an hour. Too bad it was 93 minutes long.
III: The Ritual (2015) Freddy Krueger meets artsy European religious symbolism.
The Fly (1958)Learn to use that damn butterfly net!
Event Horizon 1997 Jason went to space! So did Hellraiser
The Cat and The Canary (1939):Never forget to check the secret passageways.
The Monster Squad (1987)Frankie! Why are we still standing here?
Tourist TrapMolly and I both have fake friends.
Young Frankenstein(1974)Eye-gor...Abby normal?!!! What the shit?!!!!!!
They (2002)A snoozer, you aughts not watch this.
Deathgasm (2016) Dir. Jason Lei HowdenNancy Reagan's worst fears come to life.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Well at least ... Yeah I got nothin'
Fright Night (2011) McLovin? Collette? Poots!? I think I like.
Wishing Stairs (2003)I'm lazy. Will wait for wishing elevator.
Just finished up the second time through Stranger Things since one of the kids wanted to watch it so I've got two, mostly because of the first …I'm not sure whether this counts. Shit. But just in case it does …The pollen from that monster is killer.
The Last Wave (1977)Not everything Criterion releases can be great.
Would You Rather (2012):James Wan's Clue remake is kinda lame.
Don't Breathe (2016)Thanksgiving will never be the same. #turkeybaster
Cursed (2005)I totally saw side boob on Greerwolf.
The Addams Family (1991)Hey And a Hey and a Hey
Theater of Blood (1973)Edward Lionheart would have hated Rotten Tomatoes.
The MutilatorBig Ed confuses vagina for a fish
Dead Silence (2006) Dir. James WanJust to steal Adam's "Wan direction" joke.
The Wicker Man (1973)I finally crossed this off the list.
VacancyNimrod Chekhoved up his Hitchcock real good.
Xtro (1982)Dennis Atherton's the architect of my pain.
Scream (1996)I see you Wes Craven, nice sweater
Devil (2010)Elevator should have been full of politicians.
The Aggression Scale (2012)We Need to Talk About Kevin McCallister
Sole SurvivorRemind me to never piss off Death.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)A wonderful performance by a question mark.
Phantasm: Oblivion (1998)More like Phantasm: Introspection am I right?Phantasm: Ravager (2016)Makeup by KNB. CGI by Mario Paint.
Blair Witch (2016)Wicked woodsy walkabout with wonky walkie talkies.
We Are Still Here (2015)At least the property taxes are low!
Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)How to cope with trauma: surprise anal
Vampire Academy (2014)Jesus wept as cinema hit its zenith
Psycho 2 (1983) You sure you won't have a sandwich?
We Are Still Here (2015)Barbara Crampton! Oh, and the movie's good.
Dressed to KillLove DePalma, wanted to love this more.
The Darkness (2016)A family is haunted by tedium. Likewise.
The Gorgon (1964)"Gorgon? Ha! More like BORE-gon!" Stone face.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)No thanks 1997...you keep the overalls!
Alexia (2013)Unfriended before Unfriended, but it's no Unfriended.
Most Likely To Die (2015)Gambling puns ahead! Best to fold now...
Housebound. How do you not know secret passages?