Sunday, October 9, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 9)


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  1. THE GHOUL (1933) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Lunkhead makes afterlife plans, screws up... BOO!

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  2. PHANTASM: RAVAGER (2016) at NYC's IFC Center for the first time.

    Reggie looking better now than in '79.

    or

    "Tenebre" 35mm screening sold out. I lose.

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  3. STRANGLER Of THE SWAMP (1946) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Pray, pray the evil menace away. LAME!

    or

    57 minutes? SMMC final day back-up ace.

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  4. The Thing (1982)

    That dog was acting so casual, though.

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  5. You're Next (2013)
    JB's tattoo: "Felix you fucking low life!"

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  6. Michael GiammarinoOctober 9, 2016 at 3:40 AM

    Darling (2015)

    I'm convinced Larry Fessenden is in everything.

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  7. The Cabin in the Woods (2013)

    We are the sleeping creatures being appeased.

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  8. Demon Knight (1995)

    Billy Zane's a magnificent snake oil Salesman.

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  9. The Medusa Touch (1978)

    Will somebody pull the goddamn plug, already?

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  10. The Hole (2009)

    Minor Joe Dante? I’ll still take it!

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  11. Detention (2011)

    This movie makes me feel so basic.

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  12. Priest (2011)

    Vampires ride the train. It kinda blows.

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  13. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Ash:
    Sharp jaw.
    Big mouth.
    Punchable face.

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  14. The Black Cat (1934)

    Hey Dracula is taller than Frankenstien's Monster



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  15. The Dead Zone (1983):

    Baby shield now quaint political career ender.

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  16. The Mummy's Hand (1940):

    Hopefully Mummy (2017) fixes confusing Mummy continuity.

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  17. Scream 3 (2000?)

    "I can't stop rolling down the hill!"

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  18. Motel Hell (1980)
    It has preservatives! SOYLENT GREEN HAS PRESERVATIVES!

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  19. Mad Love (1935) hands with a mind of their own.

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  20. War of the Collosal Beast (1958)
    Climax at Griffith Observatory... just like Bowfinger!

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  21. Pieces (1982, w/ F This Movie! Commentary)

    Lynda George remained faithful to The Cigarette.

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  22. Killer Klowns From Outer Space 1988

    The reason I can't eat Candy Floss

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  23. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
    (modern equivalents)

    Harold And Kumar Meet The Unfriended Man

    Jay And Silent Bob Meet The Forest

    Rizzoli And Isles Meet The Purge Posse

    Franklin And Bash Meet Mike And Molly

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  24. Jason X (2001)

    Hodder's exit; a mess adrift in space.

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  25. Evil Dead II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi

    Even Bruce Campbell's severed hand is charming.

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  26. Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988)

    5 min. of werewolves is not enough.

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  27. Howling VI: The Freaks (1991)

    Werewolf before 60 min. in! Still sucks.

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  28. Goodnight, Godbless a.k.a Lucifer (1987)

    Need a nap? This is your movie.

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  29. Nightbreed (1990)

    Cronenberg, great director, though a terrible psychotherapist.

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  30. The Exorcism of Anna Ecklund (2016)

    Possessed girl. Priest. You know the drill.

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  31. Pieces 1982 with commentary

    Cher's album "Doors" releases single "Dick Shadows"

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  32. Re-Animator (1985)

    West was later relegated to adjunct positions.

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  33. Don't Breathe (2016) My first review of the Challenge. Yeah I know.

    Blind veteran sauce. One drop does it.

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  34. We Are What We Are (2013)

    Proof's in the pudding. So to speak.

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  35. Head Games (1996)

    Makes Pieces look like The King's Speech.

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  36. Argento's Dracula (2013)

    Surprisingly this film simultaneously sucks and blows

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  37. The Haunting (1963)

    Crazy lady stays in perfectly lovely mansion.

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  38. The Mutilator 1984

    2 Disc Special edition,

    Unbelievable but true!

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  39. Cub (2014)

    Rub a dub dub. Cub's a flub.

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  40. Predator 2 (1990)

    Glover's tougher than Schwarzenegger, Weathers, Ventura combined.

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  41. Pet Sematary (1989)
    Wait, why is the pet cemetery important?

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  42. Misery (1990)
    Why I gave up my writing career.

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  43. The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971)
    I feel like rewatching The Editor now!

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  44. Magic (1978)

    Did the dummy move? Who fucking cares?

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  45. The Exorcism of Emily Rose(2005)

    Possessed? Demonic screams? Ancient tongues? No brainer.

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  46. Final Exam (1981)

    Now to reveal the killer! No? Okay.

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  47. Black Sabbath (1963)
    An Italian anthology worth watching. Simply great.

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  48. The Houses October Built (2014)

    Rednecks pursue an epileptic camera. Hilarity ensues.

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  49. The Ring (2002)

    Poor Samara. Digital media's killed her again.

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  50. Phantasm (1979)

    Keep your eyes on the fast ball.

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  51. Whishmaster (1997)

    bloody yet surprisingly tidy Djinn party massacre

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  52. Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)

    Like Porky's, but evil. Or... more evil.

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  53. The Invitation (2015)

    Bet he's glad he brought cheap wine.

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  54. Dracula 2000 (2000 you may have guessed)

    Terrible, but got my daily vitamin C.

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  55. Cell (2016):

    Dammit Cusack. Why did you sign up?

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  56. THEY LIVE (1988)

    Scariest Eighties movie of 2016 for sure.

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  57. The Burning (1981, w/ F This Movie! Commentary)

    "Let's see you top that, [Paul] Schrader!"

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  58. Invitation to Hell (1984)
    Why isn't there a movie called HellSpa?

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  59. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

    My first Hammer movie, I loved it.

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  60. Hard Candy (2005)

    The wolf got it in the balls.

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  61. Stake Land (2010)

    Purchasing a Fast Pass isn't worth it.

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  62. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 9, 2016 at 6:25 PM

    IT (1990) - Stephen King Marathon

    I'm glad they omitted the kid orgy.

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  63. A Serbian Film (2010)

    A horrific movie I will NEVER see.

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  64. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    You'll all stay for diner, won't you?

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  65. Night of the Comet(1984)

    Seven words? Here's three...Catherine Mary Stewart.

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  66. Human Centipede 3 (2015)

    Because Human Centipede 2 wasn't meta enough.

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  67. Primal (2010)

    That caesarian section's gonna leave a scar.

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  68. Manhunter (1986):

    Red Dragon, but with more florescent lights.

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  69. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Renny Harlin knows what the kids want.

    (Hat tip - Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy)

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  70. American Werewolf in London:

    Penis in a wolf cage. I mean....

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  71. Cronos (1993)

    Can this be screened in philosophy classes?

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  72. Yoga Hosers (2016):

    Never said "ABOOT" in my life... Fuck.

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  73. Girls Nite Out (1982)

    Had me at "Killer wearing bear suit"

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  74. "Brainscan" - Trickster = Howards Stern & Howie Mandel's love child

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  75. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
    Charmingly lo-fi psychological thriller despite being boring.

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  76. "Pet Semetary Two" - Long scarves and dirt bikes don't mix

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  77. Thankskilling (2009)

    Turkie - Master of disguise, gobble gobble motherfucker

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  78. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    Though we'd get more water based kills.

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  79. Hellraiser

    Drank a martini while watching. Felt weird

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  80. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
    Magic must require a really big hat.

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  81. Carrie (1978)

    Marketing department: "Let's merchandize pig blood shampoo."

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  82. Creep (2014)
    Mark Duplass needs to get a dog.

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  83. Return of the Living Dead

    Do we normally point nukes at Kentucky?

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  84. All Through the House (2016)

    Santa killing people with hedge clippers. Great!

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  85. Pieces

    Watched alongside "The Blob", this one's slimier

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  86. Final Girl (2015)

    Watched this. Watched debate. Meet the Deplorables.

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  87. OCT 9 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE (2016)

    Fuck Martyrs...most depressing horror flick ever.

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  88. Hush (2016)

    It's not You're Next, but what is.

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  89. Second Presidential Debate (2016)

    Sophie lowers her head. She weeps deeply.

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  90. Thinner (1996)

    They teach gypsy curses in law school?

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  91. American Werewolf.in London:

    Don't ever leave the bar with five star

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  92. The Voices (2014):

    Vote for Ryan Reynolds as US PRESIDENT.

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  93. The Shallows:

    When on rock; Never trust a stranger

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  94. The Exorcist III (1990, Theatrical Cut)

    It's a wonderfull sequel despite obvious re-shoots.

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  95. Delirio caldo a.k.a Delirium (1972)

    Psychosexual lunacy. Crazy fuckin movie. Kinda frustrating.

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  96. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    My vacations are usually not this bloody

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  97. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1972)

    Lt. Trout needs spinoff with saucy dame

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  98. Idle Hands (1999)

    Wait... His non masturbation hand is evil?

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  99. Husk (2011)

    We need more scarecrow horror movies yesterday.

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  100. Frankenstien Meets The Wolf Man (1943)

    Chaney-Jr has the sweetest puppy dog eyes

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  101. I, Madman (1989)

    She should have read some porn instead.

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  102. Pet Sematary II (1992)
    It feels like this movie dislikes itself.

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  103. Michael GiammarinoOctober 9, 2016 at 11:34 PM

    Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

    Are all Frankensteins pressured into family practice?

    or

    So... no haunting by Frankenstein's ghost? Spoilers.

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  104. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

    Silver doesn't work. Wolfsbane doesn't work. Malpractice!

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  105. House of Frankenstein (1944)

    Frankenstein wrassles Karloff: out of body experience.

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  106. DEMON KNIGHT (1995)

    Sadler gives an honestly wonderful performance here.

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  107. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
    Deleted scene: Lecter designs artsier cell lighting.

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  108. Planet Terror (2007)

    Hague Brothers death scene wonderfully, unexpectedly emotional.

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  109. Charlie's Farm (2014)

    Ever wonder what your penis tastes like?

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  110. CHRISTINE (1983)

    This never leaves the Thorogood tour bus.

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  111. V/H/S/2 (2013)

    How'd all this end up on VHS's!?

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  112. Nightcrawler (2014)

    Am I watching the GTA V movie?

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  113. Piranha 3DD (2012)

    "Welcome to rock bottom." -Hasselhoff not acting

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  114. The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
    Outstanding!!! Wish this had become a franchise!

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  115. Jacob's Ladder (1990)

    Wow, this movie is extraordinary, loved it

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  116. Crimson Peak (2015)
    Casper isn't the only friendly ghost around

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  117. What We Do In The Shadows (2014)
    Always put down towels before you drink.

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  118. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
    I'm pretty sure that isn't blood, Miggs.

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  119. The Faculty (1998)

    Rodriguez imitates Williamson. Appropriately, it feels off.

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  121. Under the Skin

    How does this vagina thing work, anyway?

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  122. Under the Skin

    Coming to my tar pool, skin bag?

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  123. The Legend of Hell House (1973)

    It came up short in the end.

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  124. The Brood (1979)

    Gas sack deformed old man babies=bad!

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  125. Coraline (2009)

    Sewing on black buttons for eyeballs? brilliant!

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