Luigi Cozzi's CONTAMINATION (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Outcome when Trump grabs ladies by their...
Mystics in Bali (1981) - All folklore is why the baby "disappeared".
Ghost of Guts Eater (1973)"I like the taste of baby hearts!"but also:Hey, Kathy! Penanggalan movies are my territory!
Old Dark House (1932)Why yes, I would like another potato.
The Burning 1981 4K new remaster on the big screen Burning,Big Screen = A dream full filled
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Worth it for the transformation scene alone
Sisters (1973)Look, someone's murdering that ma...ooooh cake!
The Mangler (1995)The pinnacle of what German Expressionism accomplished
The Midnight Hour (1985) Other people love this movie too? Yay!
Maniac Cop (1988)Disappointing lack of Z'Dong in shower scene.
The Stuff (1985)Chill kid, I can't find chocolate either.
Black SwanFive Words: Hold Me Closer, Whiny Dancer.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)Great! Never want to see it again.
Halloween (1978)It's totally awesome, it's totally great, totally.
Suicide Club (2001)Wait, what? Oh, I get it...Wait, what!?
Suicide Club (2001)What? Oh I get it...Wait, what?!
Don't Breath (2016)That blind guy is a real Baste-ard
The Mangler (1995)Antacids contain hallucinogenic belladonna? That explains everything!
Ava's Possessions (2015)What possessed me to watch this movie?
Demon Knight, in the voice of Gene Shalit (or Adam Riske): Zane-y day glo fun. It's terror-ific!
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) w/ F This Movie! Commentary New Wave Horror? Watch THE HUNGER instead.
The Good Neighbor (2016)Cool idea crippled by lack of inventiveness.
Alligator (1980)I'll never loiter in the sewer again.
The Fog (1980)"Hi, I'm Jamie" - "Hi, I'm Tom" - Whoopee!
Tales from the Hood (1995) Stop motion killer dolls for the win!
The Mist(2007)Has there ever been a bleaker ending?
The Battery (2012)Indie zombie movie hits a home run.
Night Trap: The Movie (1992) Worst video game cutscene ever... or best?
Possession (1981)Who cleaned up that subway mess? Sheesh.
The Witch (2015)I can't believe Roald Dahl wrote this.
Candyman (1992)Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman oh shit!
Hocus Pocus (1993): Bette Midler's real life beauty regimen revealed.
Para Elisa (2012) All dolled up and nowhere to go.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (Le Notti del Terrore) (1981)This is not my child! Or anyone's!
The Devil Rides out (1968)I always prefer Lee as a villain!
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I have the Key (1972)Is it really horror? It's good though.
Doghouse (2009)Flesh eating feminists foil fellas fantastic fiesta.
Red Dragon (2002):Like Manhunter, but with fewer fluorescent lights.
TuskJohnny Depp's left eye-ball deserves an oscar.
City of the Living Dead 1980 Michele Soavi gets paid to grab boobs!
Chopping Mall (1986)Barbara Crampton: Appealing. Add pepperoni smell? IRRESISTIBLE.
Last Shift (2014) It's "Random Weird Stuff Happens: The Movie."
Dracula (1958)Adults play hide-and-seek, the stakes are high.(Appeal to the jury: Word told me "hide-and-seek" was one word...)
John Carpenter's VampiresMiddle level Carpenter is still pretty good.
Prom Night (1980)Nobody told these people that disco's dead?
The Honeymoon (2014)There's a lotion for that skin condition.
Final ExamWell, it was better than Prom Night
Demons 2Television: Never as good as the movies.
IT (1990)Nothing that the Night King can't tame.
Tales from the HoodLike Pac said, "some things never change"
Near Dark(1987)Boy likes girl.....becomes creature of night.
The Shining (1980) - Stephen King marathonYour novel's getting a bit repetitive, Jack.
The Good Neighbor (2016)Teens think they can spook James Caan?!
The Visit (2015)Shyamalan's implausibilities continue. White kid likes rap ;P
Deadly Blessing (1981)Rumspringa dub dub, thanks for the blood.
Murder Party (2007)Roadkill pumpkin bread doesn't impress bloodthirsty hipsters.
The Fly (1986)Thelma gives Brundlefly the long kiss goodnight
Favor (2013)Predictable. Twist. Predictable. Douchebag ending. No regrets.
Bad Moon (1996)Yeah I teared up. Dogs are family.
Martyrs (2008)No amount of cold showers will help.
Night of the Creeps (1986)Thrill me: Atkins' general philosophy on life
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986): This movie's not cursed; it's just bad.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)"Anagrams are better than puns." Dr. Lecter
The Fury (1978)John Cassavettes, He blows up real good!
Event Horizon (1997)Just about as average as I remember.
Paranormal Activity (2009)Because, even Invisible Demons HATE day traders.
PumpkinheadAh yes, desert towns with pumpkin witches
Phantasm II (1988)Mental note: don't booby trap cat flap.
Burning Bright (2010)Could things get worse? Add a tiger.
Cat's Eye (1985)Good! Downside: Indirectly responsible for Maximum Overdrive
Suburban Gothic (2014)This explains why I am on Atenolol.
The Body Snatcher (1945)A polite parlour drama with strong suspence
Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)Ha! Just kiddin' about anal raping you.
Yoga Hosers (2016)Undeserving of all the hate, it's fine
Cabin Fever (2002) In all fairness nougat is worth stealing
The Others (2001)Still not as scary as Going Clear
Scanners (1981)Now with less talk and more synthesizer
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Don't waste "I love you" on werewolves
The Lords of Salem (2012)Hipster witches only release music on vinyl
You're Next (2013)No, you're next. And you. And you...
Hausu [House] (1977)What the hell did I just watch?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)"Only Marcus Nispel movie that doesn't blow."
Frankenstein (1910)A chore, even at only ten minutes.The Haunted House (1921)Could've easily just been called The Bank.The Fall of the House of Usher (1928) [dir. Watson/Webber]Amazing! Fifty years ahead of its time.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)Thematically interesting, great performance, but too long.
The Blob (1988)Did anyone think to play Jackie Wilson?
Demonoid: Messenger of Death (1981)Uhm...awesome poster images should've been filmed!
Witchfinder General (1968)Strangely, a Western disguised as British Horror!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. No one bleeds when stabbed. Cleanup easy.
The Green Inferno (2013)Wins award for worst post credit stinger.
Dog Soldiers (2002)Neil Marshall makes Davos the Bad Seed.
The House on Sorority Row (1983)Harley Jane Kozak crush made this watchable.
The AwakeningWhy didn't he just shoot her immediately?
NightbreedThat dude had storage for his Betamax.
Wishmaster 2 (1999)Most unrealistic self-fucking scene ever filmed.
Blood and Black Lace A giallo that makes sense? Ecchhhh-boring!!
The Shallows (2016)Sexpot fights to survive vs bad CG