Luigi Cozzi's CONTAMINATION (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Outcome when Trump grabs ladies by their...
Mystics in Bali (1981) - All folklore is why the baby "disappeared".
Ghost of Guts Eater (1973)"I like the taste of baby hearts!"but also:Hey, Kathy! Penanggalan movies are my territory!
Old Dark House (1932)Why yes, I would like another potato.
The Burning 1981 4K new remaster on the big screen Burning,Big Screen = A dream full filled
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Worth it for the transformation scene alone
Sisters (1973)Look, someone's murdering that ma...ooooh cake!
The Mangler (1995)The pinnacle of what German Expressionism accomplished
The Midnight Hour (1985) Other people love this movie too? Yay!
Maniac Cop (1988)Disappointing lack of Z'Dong in shower scene.
The Stuff (1985)Chill kid, I can't find chocolate either.
Black SwanFive Words: Hold Me Closer, Whiny Dancer.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)Great! Never want to see it again.
Halloween (1978)It's totally awesome, it's totally great, totally.
Suicide Club (2001)Wait, what? Oh, I get it...Wait, what!?
8 words
Suicide Club (2001)What? Oh I get it...Wait, what?!
Don't Breath (2016)That blind guy is a real Baste-ard
The Mangler (1995)Antacids contain hallucinogenic belladonna? That explains everything!
Ava's Possessions (2015)What possessed me to watch this movie?
Demon Knight, in the voice of Gene Shalit (or Adam Riske): Zane-y day glo fun. It's terror-ific!
The Others(2001)A haunting movie, unseen twist at end.
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) w/ F This Movie! Commentary New Wave Horror? Watch THE HUNGER instead.
I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016):Great Scott! This movie's got heart, kid!
The Good Neighbor (2016)Cool idea crippled by lack of inventiveness.
Alligator (1980)I'll never loiter in the sewer again.
The Fog (1980)"Hi, I'm Jamie" - "Hi, I'm Tom" - Whoopee!
Tales from the Hood (1995) Stop motion killer dolls for the win!
The Mist(2007)Has there ever been a bleaker ending?
The Battery (2012)Indie zombie movie hits a home run.
Night Trap: The Movie (1992) Worst video game cutscene ever... or best?
Possession (1981)Who cleaned up that subway mess? Sheesh.
The Witch (2015)I can't believe Roald Dahl wrote this.
Candyman (1992)Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman oh shit!
Hocus Pocus (1993): Bette Midler's real life beauty regimen revealed.
Para Elisa (2012) All dolled up and nowhere to go.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (Le Notti del Terrore) (1981)This is not my child! Or anyone's!
The Devil Rides out (1968)I always prefer Lee as a villain!
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I have the Key (1972)Is it really horror? It's good though.
Doghouse (2009)Flesh eating feminists foil fellas fantastic fiesta.
Red Dragon (2002):Like Manhunter, but with fewer fluorescent lights.
TuskJohnny Depp's left eye-ball deserves an oscar.
City of the Living Dead 1980 Michele Soavi gets paid to grab boobs!
Chopping Mall (1986)Barbara Crampton: Appealing. Add pepperoni smell? IRRESISTIBLE.
Last Shift (2014) It's "Random Weird Stuff Happens: The Movie."
Dracula (1958)Adults play hide-and-seek, the stakes are high.(Appeal to the jury: Word told me "hide-and-seek" was one word...)
John Carpenter's VampiresMiddle level Carpenter is still pretty good.
Prom Night (1980)Nobody told these people that disco's dead?
The Honeymoon (2014)There's a lotion for that skin condition.
Final ExamWell, it was better than Prom Night
Demons 2Television: Never as good as the movies.
IT (1990)Nothing that the Night King can't tame.
Tales from the HoodLike Pac said, "some things never change"
Near Dark(1987)Boy likes girl.....becomes creature of night.
The Shining (1980) - Stephen King marathonYour novel's getting a bit repetitive, Jack.
The Good Neighbor (2016)Teens think they can spook James Caan?!
The Visit (2015)Shyamalan's implausibilities continue. White kid likes rap ;P
Deadly Blessing (1981)Rumspringa dub dub, thanks for the blood.
Murder Party (2007)Roadkill pumpkin bread doesn't impress bloodthirsty hipsters.
The Fly (1986)Thelma gives Brundlefly the long kiss goodnight
Favor (2013)Predictable. Twist. Predictable. Douchebag ending. No regrets.
Bad Moon (1996)Yeah I teared up. Dogs are family.
Martyrs (2008)No amount of cold showers will help.
Night of the Creeps (1986)Thrill me: Atkins' general philosophy on life
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986): This movie's not cursed; it's just bad.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)"Anagrams are better than puns." Dr. Lecter
The Fury (1978)John Cassavettes, He blows up real good!
Event Horizon (1997)Just about as average as I remember.
Paranormal Activity (2009)Because, even Invisible Demons HATE day traders.
PumpkinheadAh yes, desert towns with pumpkin witches
Phantasm II (1988)Mental note: don't booby trap cat flap.
Burning Bright (2010)Could things get worse? Add a tiger.
Cat's Eye (1985)Good! Downside: Indirectly responsible for Maximum Overdrive
Suburban Gothic (2014)This explains why I am on Atenolol.
The Body Snatcher (1945)A polite parlour drama with strong suspence
Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)Ha! Just kiddin' about anal raping you.
Yoga Hosers (2016)Undeserving of all the hate, it's fine
Cabin Fever (2002) In all fairness nougat is worth stealing
The Others (2001)Still not as scary as Going Clear
Scanners (1981)Now with less talk and more synthesizer
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Don't waste "I love you" on werewolves
The Lords of Salem (2012)Hipster witches only release music on vinyl
You're Next (2013)No, you're next. And you. And you...
Hausu [House] (1977)What the hell did I just watch?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)"Only Marcus Nispel movie that doesn't blow."
Frankenstein (1910)A chore, even at only ten minutes.The Haunted House (1921)Could've easily just been called The Bank.The Fall of the House of Usher (1928) [dir. Watson/Webber]Amazing! Fifty years ahead of its time.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)Thematically interesting, great performance, but too long.
The Blob (1988)Did anyone think to play Jackie Wilson?
Demonoid: Messenger of Death (1981)Uhm...awesome poster images should've been filmed!
Witchfinder General (1968)Strangely, a Western disguised as British Horror!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. No one bleeds when stabbed. Cleanup easy.
The Green Inferno (2013)Wins award for worst post credit stinger.
Dog Soldiers (2002)Neil Marshall makes Davos the Bad Seed.
The House on Sorority Row (1983)Harley Jane Kozak crush made this watchable.
The AwakeningWhy didn't he just shoot her immediately?
NightbreedThat dude had storage for his Betamax.
Wishmaster 2 (1999)Most unrealistic self-fucking scene ever filmed.
Blood and Black Lace A giallo that makes sense? Ecchhhh-boring!!
The Shallows (2016)Sexpot fights to survive vs bad CG
Luigi Cozzi's CONTAMINATION (1980) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteOutcome when Trump grabs ladies by their...
Mystics in Bali (1981) - All folklore is why the baby "disappeared".
ReplyDeleteGhost of Guts Eater (1973)
ReplyDelete"I like the taste of baby hearts!"
but also:
Hey, Kathy! Penanggalan movies are my territory!
Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, I would like another potato.
The Burning 1981 4K new remaster on the big screen
ReplyDeleteBurning,Big Screen = A dream full filled
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteWorth it for the transformation scene alone
Sisters (1973)
ReplyDeleteLook, someone's murdering that ma...ooooh cake!
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteThe pinnacle of what German Expressionism accomplished
The Midnight Hour (1985)
ReplyDeleteOther people love this movie too? Yay!
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDeleteDisappointing lack of Z'Dong in shower scene.
The Stuff (1985)
ReplyDeleteChill kid, I can't find chocolate either.
Black Swan
ReplyDeleteFive Words: Hold Me Closer, Whiny Dancer.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteGreat! Never want to see it again.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteIt's totally awesome, it's totally great, totally.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteWait, what? Oh, I get it...Wait, what!?
8 words
DeleteSuicide Club (2001)
DeleteWhat? Oh I get it...Wait, what?!
Don't Breath (2016)
ReplyDeleteThat blind guy is a real Baste-ard
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteAntacids contain hallucinogenic belladonna? That explains everything!
Ava's Possessions (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhat possessed me to watch this movie?
Demon Knight, in the voice of Gene Shalit (or Adam Riske):
ReplyDeleteZane-y day glo fun. It's terror-ific!
The Others(2001)
ReplyDeleteA haunting movie, unseen twist at end.
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) w/ F This Movie! Commentary
ReplyDeleteNew Wave Horror? Watch THE HUNGER instead.
I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016):
ReplyDeleteGreat Scott! This movie's got heart, kid!
The Good Neighbor (2016)
ReplyDeleteCool idea crippled by lack of inventiveness.
Alligator (1980)
ReplyDeleteI'll never loiter in the sewer again.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm Jamie" - "Hi, I'm Tom" - Whoopee!
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteStop motion killer dolls for the win!
The Mist(2007)
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a bleaker ending?
The Battery (2012)
ReplyDeleteIndie zombie movie hits a home run.
Night Trap: The Movie (1992)
ReplyDeleteWorst video game cutscene ever... or best?
Possession (1981)
ReplyDeleteWho cleaned up that subway mess? Sheesh.
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Roald Dahl wrote this.
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteCandyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman oh shit!
Hocus Pocus (1993): Bette Midler's real life beauty regimen revealed.
ReplyDeletePara Elisa (2012)
ReplyDeleteAll dolled up and nowhere to go.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (Le Notti del Terrore) (1981)
ReplyDeleteThis is not my child! Or anyone's!
The Devil Rides out (1968)
ReplyDeleteI always prefer Lee as a villain!
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I have the Key (1972)
ReplyDeleteIs it really horror? It's good though.
Doghouse (2009)
ReplyDeleteFlesh eating feminists foil fellas fantastic fiesta.
Red Dragon (2002):
ReplyDeleteLike Manhunter, but with fewer fluorescent lights.
Tusk
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp's left eye-ball deserves an oscar.
City of the Living Dead 1980
ReplyDeleteMichele Soavi gets paid to grab boobs!
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Crampton: Appealing. Add pepperoni smell? IRRESISTIBLE.
Last Shift (2014)
ReplyDeleteIt's "Random Weird Stuff Happens: The Movie."
Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteAdults play hide-and-seek, the stakes are high.
(Appeal to the jury: Word told me "hide-and-seek" was one word...)
John Carpenter's Vampires
ReplyDeleteMiddle level Carpenter is still pretty good.
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteNobody told these people that disco's dead?
The Honeymoon (2014)
ReplyDeleteThere's a lotion for that skin condition.
Final Exam
ReplyDeleteWell, it was better than Prom Night
Demons 2
ReplyDeleteTelevision: Never as good as the movies.
IT (1990)
ReplyDeleteNothing that the Night King can't tame.
Tales from the Hood
ReplyDeleteLike Pac said, "some things never change"
Near Dark(1987)
ReplyDeleteBoy likes girl.....becomes creature of night.
The Shining (1980) - Stephen King marathon
ReplyDeleteYour novel's getting a bit repetitive, Jack.
The Good Neighbor (2016)
ReplyDeleteTeens think they can spook James Caan?!
The Visit (2015)
ReplyDeleteShyamalan's implausibilities continue. White kid likes rap ;P
Deadly Blessing (1981)
ReplyDeleteRumspringa dub dub, thanks for the blood.
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteRoadkill pumpkin bread doesn't impress bloodthirsty hipsters.
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteThelma gives Brundlefly the long kiss goodnight
Favor (2013)
ReplyDeletePredictable. Twist. Predictable. Douchebag ending. No regrets.
Bad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteYeah I teared up. Dogs are family.
Martyrs (2008)
ReplyDeleteNo amount of cold showers will help.
Night of the Creeps (1986)
ReplyDeleteThrill me: Atkins' general philosophy on life
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986): This movie's not cursed; it's just bad.
ReplyDeleteThe Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDelete"Anagrams are better than puns." Dr. Lecter
The Fury (1978)
ReplyDeleteJohn Cassavettes, He blows up real good!
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteJust about as average as I remember.
Paranormal Activity (2009)
ReplyDeleteBecause, even Invisible Demons HATE day traders.
Pumpkinhead
ReplyDeleteAh yes, desert towns with pumpkin witches
Phantasm II (1988)
ReplyDeleteMental note: don't booby trap cat flap.
Burning Bright (2010)
ReplyDeleteCould things get worse? Add a tiger.
Cat's Eye (1985)
ReplyDeleteGood! Downside: Indirectly responsible for Maximum Overdrive
Suburban Gothic (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis explains why I am on Atenolol.
The Body Snatcher (1945)
ReplyDeleteA polite parlour drama with strong suspence
Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)
ReplyDeleteHa! Just kiddin' about anal raping you.
Yoga Hosers (2016)
ReplyDeleteUndeserving of all the hate, it's fine
Cabin Fever (2002)
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness nougat is worth stealing
The Others (2001)
ReplyDeleteStill not as scary as Going Clear
Scanners (1981)
ReplyDeleteNow with less talk and more synthesizer
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteDon't waste "I love you" on werewolves
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteHipster witches only release music on vinyl
You're Next (2013)
ReplyDeleteNo, you're next. And you. And you...
Hausu [House] (1977)
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I just watch?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDelete"Only Marcus Nispel movie that doesn't blow."
Frankenstein (1910)
ReplyDeleteA chore, even at only ten minutes.
The Haunted House (1921)
Could've easily just been called The Bank.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928) [dir. Watson/Webber]
Amazing! Fifty years ahead of its time.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
Thematically interesting, great performance, but too long.
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteDid anyone think to play Jackie Wilson?
Demonoid: Messenger of Death (1981)
ReplyDeleteUhm...awesome poster images should've been filmed!
Witchfinder General (1968)
ReplyDeleteStrangely, a Western disguised as British Horror!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. No one bleeds when stabbed. Cleanup easy.
ReplyDeleteThe Green Inferno (2013)
ReplyDeleteWins award for worst post credit stinger.
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteNeil Marshall makes Davos the Bad Seed.
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
ReplyDeleteHarley Jane Kozak crush made this watchable.
The Awakening
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he just shoot her immediately?
Nightbreed
ReplyDeleteThat dude had storage for his Betamax.
Wishmaster 2 (1999)
ReplyDeleteMost unrealistic self-fucking scene ever filmed.
Blood and Black Lace
ReplyDeleteA giallo that makes sense? Ecchhhh-boring!!
The Shallows (2016)
ReplyDeleteSexpot fights to survive vs bad CG