by Patrick Bromley
It's time again for the craziest 30 days of the year!
One of my favorite months of the year is June, but it has nothing to do with school letting out or big, expensive summer movies. It has everything to do with Junesploitation, the month-long celebration of exploitation and genre movies we've held on the site since 2013. At F This Movie!, we are (I am) obsessed with exploitation and love having the chance to watch and talk about a bunch of crazy movies with all of you. No joke, I've been looking forward to this month since last October ended. These days I can use having something to look forward to.
For those of you new to Junesploitation, here's how it works: each day of the month has its own theme, and you're supposed to watch a movie that ties into that theme. How you interpret the connection is entirely up to you, which means if you have no interest in exploitation or genre movies that's ok and you can still join in! If you're not into poliziotteschi movies, you can watch The French Connection or Police Academy 4: Citizen on Patrol or Miss Congeniality for "Cops!" day on June 8. If you could care less about William Girdler movies, go ahead and watch The Adventures of Milo & Otis or Hot to Trot or Seabiscuit or Operation Dumbo Drop for "Animals!" day June 11. This month is supposed to be fun -- an excuse to watch movies every day and talk about them with one another. There are no "right" movies to watch. It's participating that gets you in the spirit, not watching a bunch of cheap, violent sleaze.
But as a fan of cheap, violent sleaze, I can't wait to dive headfirst into the month. And now more than ever before, streaming services make it easy to participate in Junesploitation. Netflix isn't a ton of help, but Amazon Prime Video has a strong library of titles and there are a number of streaming platforms devoted to just these kinds of movies: Shudder, Full Moon Streaming, Exploitation.TV (too porn-y for my tastes) and Brown Sugar are some of the big ones. And while I rarely advocate watching movies on YouTube, there's a lot of cool and obscure stuff to be found there if you're willing to look. Stay tuned for our annual Junesploitation Primer and upcoming installments of I Stream, You Stream for help on where to find some good titles.
Here's the schedule for the month. Once again, we've tried to add a few new categories in addition to retaining many old favorites. We try to change it up a little every year, for what it's worth.
1 - Aliens!
2- '80s Action!
3 - Revenge!
4 - Cars!
5 - Burtsploitation!
6 - Free Space!
7 - Slashers!
8 - Cops!
9 - Blaxploitation!
10 - Kung Fu!
11 - Animals!
12 - Lethal Ladies!
13 - '80s Horror!
14 - Sybil Danning!
15 - Free Space!
16 - Westerns!
17 - Italian Horror!
18 - Code Red!
19 - Killer Kids!
20 - Sci Fi!
21 - Free Space!
22 - Video Nasties!
23 - Barbara Crampton!
24 - Zombies!
25 - Teenagers!
26 - '90s Action!
27 - New Horror!
28 - '80s Comedy!
29 - Free Space!
30 - Monsters!
Get ready.
#Junesploitation
Soooo ready! As promised, here's everything I saw at Exhumed's Ex-Fest last month in Philly. All 35mm plus trailers.
ReplyDeleteDynasty (1977, 3D)
Death Rides a Horse (1967)
The New Barbarians aka Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
Combat Cops aka The Zebra Killer (1974)
Street Asylum (1990)
Love Me Deadly (1973)
Pink Flamingos (1972, w/ John Waters intro in person!)
Ha ha ha, The Zebra Killer, awesome!!
DeleteI'm taking credit for Burtsploitation. #StrokerAce
ReplyDeleteI can only ever hear the title "Stroker Ace" in the voice of Robert Wuhl yelling it during his Robert Wuhl's World Tour stand-up special. I am the only person on earth who has this affliction.
DeleteAlso, SO EXCITED for Junesploitation!
You are not the only one! I can still remember that run of Burt titles he did. "The Man Who Loved Women. The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing. STROKER ACE!"
DeleteBrother! "STICK! STICK!!" ...which reminds me, I've never seen Stick.
DeleteStroker Ace will always be inextricably linked for me with the song of the same name by Lovage (one of the many groups Mike Patton has been involved with).
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uUvjdSHWeQ
Awesome new categories! Fired up as always!
ReplyDeleteHere's the plan...Patrick, tell me if I need to sub anything (i.e. what I picked is not good). These are all first time watches for me.
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! Invaders from Mars (50s)
2- '80s Action! The Running Man
3 - Revenge! J.D.’s Revenge
4 - Cars! Used Cars
5 - Burtsploitation! Smokey and the Bandit
6 - Free Space! The House That Dripped Blood
7 - Slashers! Alice Sweet Alice
8 - Cops! Across 110th Street
9 - Blaxploitation! Dolemite
10 - Kung Fu! Five Fingers of Death
11 - Animals! Willard
12 - Lethal Ladies! Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
13 - '80s Horror! The Hunger
14 - Sybil Danning! Chained Heat
15 - Free Space! I Wanna Hold Your Hand
16 - Westerns! The Wild Bunch
17 - Italian Horror! Phenomena
18 - Code Red! Evilspeak
19 - Killer Kids! Village of the Damned (old version)
20 - Sci Fi! The Abyss
21 - Free Space! Master of the Flying Guillotine
22 - Video Nasties! Xtro
23 - Barbara Crampton! Chopping Mall
24 - Zombies! Day of the Dead
25 - Teenagers! Better Off Dead
26 - '90s Action! Hard Boiled
27 - New Horror! The Belko Experiment
28 - '80s Comedy! Vampire’s Kiss
29 - Free Space! Kentucky Fried Movie
30 - Monsters! The Thing From Another World
You are going to win Junesploitation. What a lineup! I have seen about 2/3 of them and I don't think you have a dud in the bunch. Hard Boiled is in my personal top 5, inarguably the greatest action movie ever made.
DeleteThe original Invaders From Mars is a favorite of mine. My personal favorite of the 'body snatcher' type movies (The Thing not included).
DeleteThere are a few in there I've never seen before but a whole bunch that I'm super excited for you to see for the first time!
DeleteTHIS IS A GLORIOUS 6 DAY STRETCH!
Delete21 - Free Space! Master of the Flying Guillotine
22 - Video Nasties! Xtro
23 - Barbara Crampton! Chopping Mall
24 - Zombies! Day of the Dead
25 - Teenagers! Better Off Dead
26 - '90s Action! Hard Boiled
Sweet!
DeleteI was checking for Xtro, you did not let me down, ;) prepare for the unpreparable! Life and movies will not be the same afterwards
DeleteI am primed and ready.
DeleteDaaamn what a month you're gonna have Adam. I totally agree with Chaybee kicking off that week with Masters of the Flying Guillotine is the best choice ever. That movie is the greatest.
Delete"Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" (1976). Lynda Carter. See it.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the recommendation of a certain agent of SHIELD, Chopping Mall is definitely on my list.
ReplyDeletePut a list together and I have at least something for every category (a lot for some categories, some tough choices will have to be made). Is it seriously still a week away? I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteFacebook reminded me that I posted the announcement on this day last year and I was thinkin' "wonder if the schedule will come out today..." :-))))))))
ReplyDeleteThis is my favourite time of year! Bring it on!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey I just wanted to check if Savage Streets was a code red release?
DeleteIt is!
DeleteThat's the one I'm not sure about. What is code red?
DeleteAwesome, thanks! My copy should be arriving soon. That movie sounds bonkers!
DeletePaul, Code Red is a label that publishes Blu-rays. Here is a list of their releases.
DeleteI don't own any Code Red discs, but I do own some of those movies as European released, and plan to watch those on Day 18.
They look brilliant
DeleteThanks Mikko!
DeleteLoving it
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited! It's going to be a great month.
ReplyDeleteI've been looking forward to this for so long. I'm so excited. Great line up.
ReplyDeleteI think we all really needed this, and it will be good to have a full month of distracting ourselves with exploitation flicks.
ReplyDeleteHere's my tentative list. Like Adam, these are all first-time viewings:
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! - The Thing From Another World
2- '80s Action! - Cobra
3 - Revenge! - I Saw the Devil
4 - Cars! - Vanishing Point
5 - Burtsploitation! - Sharky’s Machine
6 - Free Space! - Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
7 - Slashers! - Maniac
8 - Cops! - Stray Dog
9 - Blaxploitation! - Truck Turner
10 - Kung Fu! - The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
11 - Animals! - Shakma
12 - Lethal Ladies! - Ginger Snaps
13 - '80s Horror! - Night of the Creeps
14 - Sybil Danning! - Battle Beyond the Stars
15 - Free Space! - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
16 - Westerns! - El Topo
17 - Italian Horror! - Suspiria
18 - Code Red! - Nail Gun Massacre
19 - Killer Kids! - The Bad Seed
20 - Sci Fi! - Solaris (1972)
21 - Free Space! - Frankenhooker
22 - Video Nasties! - Love Camp 7
23 - Barbara Crampton! - From Beyond
24 - Zombies! - The Serpent and the Rainbow
25 - Teenagers! - The Last Picture Show
26 - '90s Action! - The Long Kiss Goodnight
27 - New Horror! - Raw
28 - '80s Comedy! - Fletch
29 - Free Space! - The Big Bird Cage
30 - Monsters! - The Blob
Some great ones on here! Which Blob (blub) are you watching? Also, be sure to watch the Shakma trailer...life changing.
Delete#blub
DeleteSolaris followed by Frankenhooker made me laugh out loud.
DeleteHaven't seen either Blobs, but I'm going with '88. #blub
DeleteYou are going to have an awesome month!
DeleteSuper excited as this is my first year doing this and these are all first-time watches for me!
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! - Mars Attacks!
2 - 80s Action! - First Blood
3 - Revenge! - Straw Dogs
4 - Cars! - Vanishing Point
5 - Burtsploitation! - Smokey and the Bandit
6 - Free Space! - Predator 2
7 - Slashers! - A Nightmare on Elm Street
8 - Cops! - The Last Boy Scout
9 - Blaxploitation! - Truck Turner
10 - Kung Fu! - The Way of the Dragon
11 - Animals! - Arachnophobia
12 - Lethal Ladies! - The Long Kiss Goodnight
13 - 80s Horror! - The Fly
14 - Sybil Danning! - They're Playing With Fire
15 - Free Space! - Jaws 2
16 - Westerns! - Extreme Prejudice
17 - Italian Horror! - Tenebre
18 - Code Red! - Truck Stop Women
19 - Killer Kids! - The Brood
20 - Sci Fi! - Seconds
21 - Free Space! - Die Hard 2
22 - Video Nasties! - The Last House on the Left
23 - Barbara Crampton! - Body Double
24 - Zombies! - The Evil Dead
25 - Teenagers! - Wild Things
26 - 90s Action! - Speed
27 - New Horror! - The Guest
28 - 80s Comedy! - Bachelor Party
29 - Free Space! - T2: Judgment Day
30 - Monsters! - King Kong (1933)
There are so many of my favourites on here it's not even funny. I so wish I was in your shoes!
DeleteSuper list. I also like the fact that all of your free spaces are second installments.
DeleteFantastic list!
DeleteI'm so excited, this list is perfect because you can start and finish with Xtro
ReplyDeleteHave fun everyone, Sybil and Barbara getting love makes me very happy
You can also finish with two days of xtro/
DeleteThis is my list, for anyone who's interested. I've tried to select movies that I haven't seen before or in a long time. I'm super-excited for my first Junesploitation, and not just because several of my picks are stuff I've recorded on my DVR but haven't got around to watching and don't want to delete until I do. As God is my witness, by the beginning of July the available space on that thing will have risen above 20%.
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! — Evil Aliens (2005)
2- '80s Action! — Big Trouble in Little China
3 - Revenge! — Thriller - A Cruel Picture
4 - Cars! — Dead End (2003)
5 - Burtsploitation! — Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
6 - Free Space! — Eaten Alive
7 - Slashers! — Prom Night (1980)
8 - Cops! — Baskin
9 - Blaxploitation! — Blacula
10 - Kung Fu! — Drunken Master
11 - Animals! — Eaten Alive
12 - Lethal Ladies! — Sexy Killer (2008)
13 - '80s Horror! — Maniac Cop
14 - Sybil Danning! — Amazon Women on the Moon
15 - Free Space! — Empire of the Ants
16 - Westerns! — Ravenous
17 - Italian Horror! — Suspiria
18 - Code Red! — Carrie (2013)
19 - Killer Kids! — Home Movie (2008)
20 - Sci Fi! — Phase IV
21 - Free Space! — Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
22 - Video Nasties! — The Driller Killer (1979)
23 - Barbara Crampton! — Chopping Mall
24 - Zombies! — Night of the Living Deb (2015)
25 - Teenagers! — Night of the Comet
26 - '90s Action! — Executive Decision
27 - New Horror! — Wild Tales (2014)
28 - '80s Comedy! — Victor/Victoria
29 - Free Space! — Nurse 3D
30 - Monsters! — The Thing from Another World
Oops, I have Eaten Alive down twice. That won't do. Motel Hell for June 6th. That's better.
DeleteJust watch the other Eaten Alive!
DeleteI didn't know there were two movies with that title. I'll be sure to check out the non-crocodile one, Brent. Thanks.
DeleteWow, these lists have increased the length of my Junesploitation boner by a whole 20%
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Oscar will thank you for using your own account to post this comment, Paul.
DeleteThis is mine. These are the ones I really want to get to this month.
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! - They Live
2- '80s Action! - Blue Thunder
3 - Revenge! - Foxy Brown
4 - Cars! - Crash
5 - Burtsploitation! - Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
6 - Free Space! - Return to Oz
7 - Slashers! -Torso
8 - Cops! - Maniac Cop
9 - Blaxploitation! - Truck Turner
10 - Kung Fu! Kid With the Golden Arm
11 - Animals! - Grizzly
12 - Lethal Ladies! - Switchblade Sisters
13 - '80s Horror! - Dead and Buried
14 - Sybil Danning! - Battle Beyond the Stars
15 - Free Space! - Man from Hong Kong
16 - Westerns! - Longriders
17 - Italian Horror! - Phenomena
18 - Code Red! - Savage Streets
19 - Killer Kids! - Bloody Birthday
20 - Sci Fi! - Outland
21 - Free Space! - Creature From The Haunted Sea
22 - Video Nasties! - House by the Cemetery
23 - Barbara Crampton! - Beyond the Gates
24 - Zombies! - Return of the Living Dead
25 - Teenagers! - Idle Hands
26 - '90s Action! - Cliffhanger
27 - New Horror! - Conjuring 2
28 - '80s Comedy! - The Burbs
29 - Free Space! - Jekyll and Hyde 1931
30 - Monsters! - A Godzilla movie
There are so many movies on this list that I deeply love that I'm jealous of the month you will have.
DeleteI am very excited for June :)
DeleteMaybe a perfect list! Can't wait to hear your thoughts!
DeleteThere are some inspired choices there, Return to Oz in particular.
DeleteThe Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is worth it just for Charles Durning's musical turn.
DeleteI picked up Blue Thunder on VHS not long ago. I think I'll slot it in as well.
DeleteGreat picks! Truck Turner's the only crossover on my partial list but I might steal a couple more of these.
DeleteI watched Blue Thunder a few months ago (pretty good blu-ray actually) and it was a lot of fun - uses a lot of 80s action/cop movie tropes so a nice representation of the genre/era.
I've been diving deep into the catalogs of the various streaming services I'm signed up to (if I'm going to be signed up to Showtime for Twin Peaks I might as well see what else is on there). Overall I've already come with a ton of options for each catagory and it's gotten a little overwhelming even restricting myself to first time viewings. Right now I'm looking at giving myself a little bit more structure this year and just choosing movies with a female lead. I'll post my final list here later if I can put a good one together.
ReplyDeleteSo I've got a mix of unwatched classics, what's on Netflix, and things currently rented on Itunes that I don't want to expire.
ReplyDeleteAliens - Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
80's action - To Live and Die in L.A.
Revenge - Charley Varrick
Cars - American Graffiti
Burtsploitation - The Cannonball Run
Free Space - Blue Collar
Slashers - Blood Rage
Cops - Heat (Directors Cut)
Blaxploitation - The Mack
Kung Fu - Crippled Avengers
Animals - The WOLF of Wall Street (Is this cheating?)
Lethal Ladies - Julie Darling (Thanks for the rec Patrick!)
80's Horror - Near Dark
Sybil Danning - No idea! Recs please!
Free Space - The Searchers
Westerns - 7 Men from Now
Italian Horror - Kill, Baby, Kill!
Code Red - I'm in Australia so no awesome Blu-Rays for me! But I might chuck on Savage Streets.
Killer Kids - The Brood
Sci-Fi - Seconds
Free Space - Crooklyn
Video Nasties - The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (Getting a classic Aussie film in there!)
Barbara Crampton - If I can find a legal version of From Beyond I'll get that but if not I'll watch Beyond the Gates.
Zombies - Train to Busan
Teenagers - Almost Famous
90's Action - Leon The Professional
New Horror - The Babadook
80's Comedy - The Burbs (I'm stealing that one Lindsay)
Free Space - His Girl Friday
Monsters - Xtro (For Dennis!)
Jimmie Blacksmith was a video nasty?!? Aussie oi oi. If it helps you can grab a $7 copy of Frpm Beyond (DVD) from JB Hifi.
DeleteOr just pay extra for the scream factory blu ray. It's a great release, and the movie is worth it. It's one of my all time favorites!
DeleteThis is what I've come up with so far (plus I have a number of extras already lined up as well). Mostly first time views, but I had to slip Cherry 2000 in there since it takes place in 2017:
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! - Alien 3 (Assembly Cut)
2- '80s Action! - Yes Madam!
3 - Revenge! - Avenging Quartet
4 - Cars! - Flatbed Annie and Sweetie Pie
5 - Burtsploitation! - Citizen Ruth
6 - Free Space! - Queen of the High Seas
7 - Slashers! - Black Christmas (2006)
8 - Cops! - Blue Steel
9 - Blaxploitation! - Get Christie Love
10 - Kung Fu! - Against the Drunken Cat Paws
11 - Animals! - Link
12 - Lethal Ladies! - The Love Witch
13 - '80s Horror! - Sleepaway Camp
14 - Sybil Danning! - Daughter of Death
15 - Free Space! - Cherry 2000
16 - Westerns! - Hannie Caulder
17 - Italian Horror! - Black Sunday
18 - Code Red! - Last House on the Left
19 - Killer Kids! - Bloody Birthday
20 - Sci Fi! - Doomsday
21 - Free Space! - Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
22 - Video Nasties! - The Beyond
23 - Barbara Crampton! - From Beyond
24 - Zombies! - The Girl With All the Gifts
25 - Teenagers! - Where the Boys Are
26 - '90s Action! - Point of No Return
27 - New Horror! - The Final Girls
28 - '80s Comedy! - Working Girl
29 - Free Space! - The Devil’s Three
30 - Monsters! - The Howling
Oh man. From Beyond, The Love Witch, Sleepaway Camp, The Howling, The Beyond. You've got some of my favorite movies in there! Prepare for an awesome month.
DeleteLove Witch is fantastic! And love the female centric list!!!
DeleteYeah, I've been wanting to watch Love Witch for a while now but kept putting it off for various reasons. The female centric thing became an interesting game for me as there were some categories that were really hard.
DeletePsyched about Sybil Danning day, to be sure. Outstanding addition, although it does feel a tad like Bromley attempting to strong-arm his followers into finally watching Howling II if they hadn't already. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're confusing me with Heather Wixson. I would not encourage anyone to watch Howling II...except for maybe the end credits.
Deletelol Patrick just wants us to feel his pain. ;)
DeleteI'm definitely watching Howling II, just so I can listen to the commentary. Gotta watch The Howling first though.
DeleteMy tentative list, all first time viewings. Still exploring options available on various streaming services. Leaving the free spaces to be determined (tbd) for now plus recommendations needed for two categories:
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! – Forbidden World
2- '80s Action! – Red Heat
3 - Revenge! – Darkman
4 - Cars! – Duel
5 - Burtsploitation! – Gator
6 - Free Space! – tbd
7 - Slashers! – Amsterdamned
8 - Cops! – The Seven Ups
9 - Blaxploitation! – Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes
10 - Kung Fu! – The Five Venoms
11 - Animals! – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
12 - Lethal Ladies! –
13 - '80s Horror! – A Nightmare on Elm Street
14 - Sybil Danning! – Hercules (1983)
15 - Free Space! – tbd
16 - Westerns! – Quigley Down Under
17 - Italian Horror! – Tenebre
18 - Code Red! – Shakma
19 - Killer Kids! – The Omen
20 - Sci Fi! – Chronicles of Riddick
21 - Free Space! – tbd
22 - Video Nasties! – Nightmare
23 - Barbara Crampton! – Beyond the Gates
24 - Zombies! – Demons
25 - Teenagers! –
26 - '90s Action! – Sudden Death
27 - New Horror! – Ava’s Possessions
28 - '80s Comedy! – The Money Pit
29 - Free Space! – tbd
30 - Monsters! – The Brainiac
I'm taking this opportunity to keep championing a ridiculous movie I discovered this February in the lead-in to the Fest, 1987's The Order of the Black Eagle. It's got everything you could ever want in a movie (and some things you didn't even know you wanted), like Nazis, ninjas, Nazi ninjas, a baboon sidekick driving a tank, an Asian Q (Fu Man-Q if you will), a daring diamond heist, a speedboat chase, a Western shootout, jungle warfare, explosions, an Orson Welles lookalike villain, and of course cryogenically frozen Hitler.
ReplyDeleteI wholeheartedly recommend the movie to anyone who's taking part in Junesploitation, it's a nice fit for '80s Action! day or one of the free spaces. A physical copy seems hard to find, but it's available on YouTube.
Sweet! Thanks for the link. I had tried to watch it before when you recommended it, but only had found trailers on youtube?
DeleteAnyone who is looking for a Kung Fu entry, Eight Diagram Pole Fight is now on Amazon Prime. It was one of my favorite movies from last year, and is my top Shaw Brothers movie. (There is no Blu-ray, so is a good chance to watch in HD),
ReplyDeleteHey y'all! Just a random dude here, new to these parts. Really dig the idea and thought i'll through my hat in the ring. So exited actually that i'm going to go all in and have a double feature every day (except for free space days... i'm not crazy). So... this is my plan:
ReplyDelete1.Aliens - Zone Troopers / The Deadly Spawn
2.80s Action - Code of Silence / Above the Law
3.Revenge - Ms. 45 / Savage Streets
4.Cars - The Car / Black Moon Rising
5.Burtsploitation - Sharkys Machine / Smokey and the Bandit
6.Free Space - Bad Taste
7.Slashers - The Last Horror Film / Happy Birthday to Me
8.Cops - Cobra / Maniac Cop
9.Blaxploitation - Cleopatra Jones / Blacula
10.Kung Fu - Shaolin vs Lama / Five Element Ninjas
11.Animals - Food of the Gods / Tentacles
12.Lethal Ladies - Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! / Switchblade Sisters
13.'80s Horror - The Beast Within / The Stuff
14.Sybil Danning - They're Playing with Fire / Battle Beyond the Stars
15.Free Space - Lifeforce
16.Westerns - Cutthroats Nine / Red Sun
17.Italian Horror - Torso / Don't Torture a Duckling
18.Code Red - Evilspeak / Messiah of Evil
19.Killer Kids - The Bad Seed / It's Alive
20.Sci Fi - Planet of the Vampires / Galaxy of Terror
21.Free Space - The Iron Rose
22.Video Nasties - Nekromantik / Cannibal Ferox
23.Barbara Crampton - Robot Wars / From Beyond
24.Zombies - Zombie Lake / Night of the Creeps
25.Teenagers - Beach Party / Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
26.'90s Action - Police Story 3-Super Cop / The Long Kiss Goodnight
27.New Horror - Prevenge / 31
28.'80s Comedy - Zapped / Once Bitten
29.Free Space - Possession
30.Monsters - Prophecy / Humanoids from the Deep
Hope i'm doing it right
Don't Torture a Duckling
DeleteYou're not allowed to just make up movie titles, bruh.
Come on, take this seriously.
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DeleteGreat googly moogly, that line-up almost looks too intense. I can't imagine if the first times I'd seen those movies were all during the same month! That said, my personal advice would be to skip Tentacles and to skip Prophecy. See if you can find Food of the Gods 2 instead.
DeleteI'm not sure what would go in Prophecy's place. They really haven't made the great killer bear movie yet, much less the great mutated killer bear movie.
Welcome to these parts Crisan! It's a fun month to be here. If you even watch half of those movies, it'll be a blast.
DeleteAnd Nonny is a silly person.
Torso is awesome. Good pick.
DeleteThanks! I was having doubts about Prophecy. Think I'll just watch Splinter instead (maybe stretching the definition a bit) but I haven't seen it for ages and really liked it. Quite a lot. Feel maybe it's a bit underated.
DeleteGnaw looks pretty awesome too.
I shall respond to that, Paul, by quoting Terry Thomas's reported final words to a rude waiter on the evening of the gap-toothed actor's death:
Delete"Fucking cheek!"
Thomas was in the 1973 anthology movie The Vault of Horror. Amicus made a bunch of pretty watchable scary films, any one of which would lend respectability to an F-head's Junesploitation lineup.
Yeah, Tentacles is pretty rough. I watched it last year and was barely able to get through it.
DeleteHi Crisan. I think you're definitely doing it right. Enjoy junesploitation!!
DeleteI put together a list of Alien! movies for day one if anyone is looking for an easy to get at list. Let me know if you watch one from the list!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/list/ls069814081/?publish=save
nice list. though it kind of spoil the ending of 10 cloverfield lane just by it being on the list
DeleteSo does the title that has the word 'Cloverfield'. ;)
Deleteyou're right, but that one is easy to not see if you don't pay attention
DeleteHere's a list for '80s Action!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/list/ls069814088/?publish=save
Acquired a copy of Tango & Cash (1989) earlier today - what Junesploitation! dreams are made of. :)
DeleteHey guys. Wanted to drop my list. About 80% new to me so let me know if I need to absolutely avoid anything. I'm throwing in a couple double features.
ReplyDelete1 - Aliens! Lifeforce/Under The Skin
2- '80s Action! Blue Thunder/Order Of The Black Eagle
3 - Revenge! Black Shampoo/Jackie Brown
4 - Cars! Gone In Sixty Seconds/ Vanishing Point
5 - Burstsploitation! Gator
6 - Free Space! The Harder They Come
7 - Slashers! The Mutilator
8 - Cops! Policewomen (every year)
9 - Blaxploitation! Coffy/Car Wash
10 - Kung Fu! The Five Venoms
11 - Animals! Slugs/Frogs
12 - Lethal Ladies! Prolly watch TNT Jackson so suggest something else! ;-)
13 - '80s Horror! Blood Rage
14 - Sybil Danning! Malibu Express
15 - Free Space! How To Make A Monster
16 - Westerns! Good The Bad.../Fistful
17 - Italian Horror! The Evil Eye
18 - Code Red! Messiah Of Evil
19 - Killer Kids! Kill Baby Kill
20 - Sci Fi! Ex Machina
21 - Free Space! Open
22 - Video Nasties! Don't Look In The Basement
23 - Barbara Crampton! Castle Freak
24 - Zombies! Dead & Buried
25 - Teenagers! Horror High
26 - '90s Action! Surviving The Game/Tango & Cash
27 - New Horror! 10 Cloverfield Lane
28 - '80s Comedy! The 'Burbs/(Im thinking double feature)
29 - Free Space! The Dirty Two
30 - Monsters! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
Really looking forward to everyone's reviews. Feel free to make any suggestions. Rock on.
Awesome list, man. Here's my re- re- revised schedule:
Delete1 - Aliens! – Oblivion
2- '80s Action! – Tango & Cash
3 - Revenge! – Death Force
4 - Cars! – Duel
5 - Burtsploitation! – Malone
6 - Free Space! – Ninja III: The Domination
7 - Slashers! – Amsterdamned
8 - Cops! – The Golden Child
9 - Blaxploitation! – Slaughter/Slaughter’s Big Rip Off
10 - Kung Fu! – Eight Diagram Pole Fighter
11 - Animals! – Rats: Night of Terror
12 - Lethal Ladies! – So I Married An Axe Murderer
13 - '80s Horror! – The Midnight Hour/Prince of Darkness
14 - Sybil Danning! – They’re Playing With Fire/Jungle Warriors
15 - Free Space! – Puppet Master III
16 - Westerns! – Death Rides A Horse
17 - Italian Horror! – Tenebre/Phenomena
18 - Code Red! – Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes
19 - Killer Kids! – The Good Son
20 - Sci Fi! – Chronicles of Riddick
21 - Free Space! – Maniac Cop 3
22 - Video Nasties! – Nightmare
23 - Barbara Crampton! – We Are Still Here
24 - Zombies! – White Zombie
25 - Teenagers! – Heathers
26 - '90s Action! – Rapid Fire/Hot Shots: Part Deux
27 - New Horror! – (what’s on Netflix)
28 - '80s Comedy! – The Money Pit
29 - Free Space! – Howling 3: The Marsupials
30 - Monsters! – (something big)
Props to Mark for giving me the idea of how to occupy my Free Spaces this month.
Rapid Fire and Hot Shots Part Deaux is an inspired left field double feature.
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Little late with my list because I was out of town. All of these except the two I noted are first time viewings. I just really want to watch those two, and maybe I'll find something new for those days too. Free spaces I usually leave blank for random stuff I'm interested in based on everyone's reviews on the site.
ReplyDeleteI welcome suggestions or clarifications on incorrect genre picks.
1 - Aliens - Contamination
2 - 80’s Action - The Executioner, Part 2
3 - Revenge - Blood Rage
4 - Cars - Vanishing Point
5 - Burtsploitation - Gator
6 - Free Space - Tales of Halloween
7 - Slashers - Texas Chain Saw Massacre
8 - Cops - Robocop 2
9 - Blaxsploitation - Velvet Smooth
10 - Kung Fu - Master of the Flying Guillotine (Thanks Adam)
11 - Animals - Day of the Animals / Uninvited
12 - Lethal Ladies - Big Doll House
13 - 80’s Horror - The Mutilator
14 - Sybil Danning - The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
15 - Free Space - Love Witch
16 - Westerns - Death Rides a Horse / Slow West
17 - Italian Horror - The Black Cat
18 - Code Red - Don't Go In The House
19 - Killer Kids - Battle Royale
20 - Sci-Fi - Bad Taste
21- Free Space - Black Christmas
22 - Video Nasties - Driller Killer / Night of the Demon
23 - Barbara Crampton - Beyond The Gates
24 - Zombies - Return of the Living Dead / Rabid
25 - Teenagers - Cabin Fever
26 - 90’s Action - The Fugitive (Not first time)
27 - New Horror - Blackcoat’s Daughter / The Invitation
28 - 80’s Comedy - Breakfast Club (Not first time)
29 - Free Space - The Hills Have Eyes
30 - Monsters - Street Trash
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DeleteI don't know what right I have to do this, or if anyone needs to know, but just in case anybody's wondering, the movies on the official calendar above are:
ReplyDelete1 - Zone Troopers (1985)
2 - Code of Silence (1985)
3 - Vendetta (1986)
4 - Crash! (1977)
5 - Sharky's Machine (1981)
6 - Super Dude (1974)
7 - The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
8 - Fearless (1978)
9 - The Candy Tangerine Man (1975)
10 - The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978)
11 - Wild Beasts (1984)
12 - The Doll Squad (1973)
13 - Slaughter High (1986)
14 - They're Playing With Fire (1984)
15 - Delirium (1979)
16 - Massacre Time (1966)
17 - A Bay of Blood (1971)
18 - The Redeemer (1978)
19 - Bloody Birthday (1981)
20 - Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987)
21 - Gas Pump Girls (1979)
22 - The Driller Killer (1979)
23 - Beyond the Gates (2016)
24 - Zombie Lake (1981)
25 - Malibu High (1979)
26 - Kill Crazy (1990)
27 - The Barn (2016)
28 - Joysticks (1983)
29 - Blackenstein (1973)
30 - Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
Blackenstein is an actual movie? I thought it was something made up by writers on The Simpsons. Is The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame real as well?
DeleteTBoBB remains merely an urban legend, but both Blaculas, Dr. Black and Mr. Hyde, and Black Werewolf (the U.S. VHS title for The Beast Must Die!) are all legit.
DeleteI'm watching Blackenstein for Blaxploitation! I'm pretty excited!
DeleteI'm watching Blackenstein for Blaxploitation! I'm pretty excited!
DeleteI love The Beast Must Die, although it's yonks since I saw it. That's the one that stops for a minute so the viewer has time to guess who the werewolf is, if memory serves. I did not the first time I watched it, and I'm not sure I remember who it is now. Please, no spoilers. It's Ten Little Indians/The Most Dangerous Game with a horror twist. Plus, you get Peter Cushing, a young Michael Gambon, and Charles Grey. Fun on a bun.
DeleteI've got Blacula down for blaxploitation day. If Blackenstein is readily available and not too pricey, I might have a double bill.
I don't think I've ever seen a blaxploitation movie, so I'm pretty excited for Friday after next. There's a scene in Love at First Bite (definitely not a film in that genre; Susan Saint James is really white and George Hamilton was a brave pioneer in the orange power movement. Who could have known that would one day lead to the country having its first orange president? You have to dare to dream, people) where Dracula in his bat form flies into the home of an African-American family and they mistake him for a "black chicken." That's probably the closest I've come.
Oh, and I've seen Jackie Brown.
And Live and Let Die and Tales from the Hood.
DeleteHa ha ha! I remember that scene from Love at First Bite; the only thing about that is that the family wasn't black, they were Puerto Rican!! Ha ha! As a Puerto Rican myself, I take grave umbrage at not getting due credit over this proud moment in my cinematic heritage.
DeleteAnd watch out, people, you should still watch it, but Blackenstein is terrible.
Oh god, sorry. I was inadvertently racist. When I'm racist it's usually deliberate and concerns the Jews (they control Hollywood and Wall Street, and lest we forget, they killed Jesus. Ain't no coming back from that). The clip I linked to wasn't of great quality, but I've just watched it again and, yeah, it's not a black family.
DeleteI am a stupid, bigoted mouse.
Seriously, though, we need to do something about these Jews. #Trump2020
Hi! Brand new here, stumbled across the #Junesploitation hashtag on my Twitter line and, even though I'm already four days behind, I'd love to join in if I may (I'll make up the missed days). I love challenges like these. I instigated a 30-day movie challenge on a football (UK) forum of all places to a fair bit of enthusiasm, and I instigated another one at the Spaghetti Western Database last year to a stony silence! :D Ah well, can't win 'em all, eh? Still, I managed to get some of the regulars there into "SpagvemberFest": Basically, watching a spag western every day in November. We've done that for the last two years now.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I wanted to present you ladies and gentlemen with my list, just in case I've done something wrong so's I can make corrections. Since this is my first Junesploitation I've limited myself as far as possible to movies I own and with which I'm therefore fairly familiar. Ease myself in gently, like (the only exceptions were New Horror day and Code Red day).
So, here goes:
1 - Aliens! ALTERED (Sánchez, 2006)
2- '80s Action! COMMANDO (Lester, 1985)
3 - Revenge! DEATH SENTENCE (Lanfranchi, 1968)
4 - Cars! THE CAR (Silverstone, 1977)
5 - Burtsploitation! NAVAJO JOE (Corbucci, 1966)
6 - Free Space! GODZILLA, MOTHRA & KING GHIDORAH: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK (Kaneko, 2001)
7 - Slashers! FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL Chapter (Zito, 1984)
8 - Cops! HOT FUZZ (Wright, 2007)
9 - Blaxploitation! COFFY (Hill, 1973)
10 - Kung Fu! SHOGUN ASSASSIN (Houston/Misumi, 1980)
11 - Animals! BAIT (Rendall, 2013)
12 - Lethal Ladies! LADY SNOWBLOOD (Fujita, 1973)
13 - '80s Horror! NEAR DARK (Bigelow, 1987)
14 - Sybil Danning! GOD'S GUN (Parolini, 1976)
15 - Free Space! NINJA SCROLL (Kawajiri, 1993)
16 - Westerns! DJANGO KILL... IF YOU LIVE, SHOOT! (Questi, 1967)
17 - Italian Horror! ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS (Fulci, 1979)
18 - Code Red! CUT-THROATS NINE (Marchent, 1972)
19 - Killer Kids! THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS (McCarthy, 2016)
20 - Sci Fi! HARDWARE (Stanley, 1990)
21 - Free Space! SUPERVIXENS (Meyer, 1975)
22 - Video Nasties! THE EVIL DEAD (Raimi, 1981)
23 - Barbara Crampton! THE LORDS OF SALEM (Zombie, 2012)
24 - Zombies! NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (Romero, 1968)
25 - Teenagers! WEIRD SCIENCE (Hughes, 1985)
26 - '90s Action! DESPERADO (Rodriguez, 1995)
27 - New Horror! THE DARK TAPES (Guastini/McQuown, 2017)
28 - '80s Comedy! THIS IS SPINAL TAP (Reiner, 1984)
29 - Free Space! DAY OF ANGER (Valerii, 1967)
30 - Monsters! GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (Kitamura, 2004)
There. Is that acceptable, more-or-less?
Welcome! Enjoy JUNESPLOITATION!
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