Thursday, July 20, 2017

No Apologies: The Waterboy

by Rob DiCristino
Yup. Come at me.

There’s a big old elephant in this room, and there’s no sense in moving forward until it’s addressed: In 1998’s The Waterboy, Adam Sandler plays Bobby Boucher, an intellectually disabled man-child with a Cajun accent and an unreasonable fixation on the proper maintenance, conditioning, and delivery of water. There is no denying, changing, or circumventing that fact. The film is full of jokes made at Bobby’s expense and at that of several other characters embodying embarrassing and outmoded cultural stereotypes ranging from crass and immature to homophobic and racist. The Waterboy could not be made today, nor should it be. It’s an Adam Sandler vehicle, after all, and (with the exception of The Wedding Singer and Punch-Drunk Love) most seem to prefer that we leave this stretch of his career in our collective rear view. With all that said — and with allowances made for the nearly twenty years that have passed since its release — there is a worthwhile argument to be made that The Waterboy is actually a well-constructed comedy that understands exactly how to bend its potentially offensive premise into something warm, offbeat, and deserving of more than its lukewarm reputation.
Despite its off-putting lead performance and, again, super juvenile sensibility, The Waterboy succeeds as a comedy primarily through its story structure and execution. While lesser DudeBro comedies simply introduce schlubby goofballs struggling with a rocky transition into adulthood, this one instead spends its first act setting up a bizarre set of colorful characters in a fantasy world and the quirks and complications that guide their behavior. Bobby Boucher is a 31-year-old waterboy for the prestigious University of Louisiana Cougars football team. He’s courteous, conscientious, and committed to the seemingly-mundane task of water distribution engineering. It’s a laughable job, and he’s predictably treated like shit by the players and their cruel Coach Beaulieu (Jerry Reed). When he’s suddenly fired from the job he cherished for years, he returns to his dilapidated swamp house and the Mama (Kathy Bates) we quickly realize is the primary cause of his arrested development. While Bobby loves his overbearing mother, he also craves independence, so he accepts a non-paying waterboy position with the far less prestigious South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs, led by the mentally-imbalanced Coach Klein (Henry Winkler).

But we’re not laughing at Bobby’s weakness or his misfortune. In fact, the most admirable thing about The Waterboy — the factor that elevates it above other comedies of its kind — is that he’s almost never the low-status character. Even in situations where he’s derided and abused, those abusing him are always portrayed as ignorant, barbaric, and unenlightened. Bobby has standards and goals. He has passion, benign and useless as it may seem to the rest of us. He takes pride in his abilities and demonstrates expertise in situations where others fall short. He carries bottles of specially-treated water and teaches fellow players (including The Wire’s Larry Gillard, Jr.) about proper methods for preparation and delivery. It’s dumb — so dumb — but it’s how the movie lets us know that we’re on his side, that he’s more than just a punching bag. While he lacks intelligence, he demonstrates a ton of wisdom, and that gives us insight into his point of view. He’s sympathetic to Coach Klein and his losing team. He’s got his eye on the insane and sexy recidivist Vicki Vallencourt (Fairuza Balk), who encourages him to man up and overcome his insecurities. He makes personal sacrifices to appease his Mama. Because Bobby accepts people for who they are and refuses to treat anyone with disrespect, we’re laughing with him instead of at him.
Then again, Bobby does have pent-up rage, and when it earns him a spot on the team, we see a literal example of a character’s interior struggle influencing their outward behavior and directly driving the story. While balancing college courses, football practice, and his shaky courtship with Vicki (and keeping all three a secret from Mama), he becomes the unifying force for a team of misfits to whom opportunity so rarely comes. Bobby’s moral fortitude inspires Coach Klein to look past his nervous breakdown and find his lost potential as a master strategist. His earnest enthusiasm provokes his teammates and fans (most of them weirdos and underdogs) to see themselves in a better light. All the while, Bobby channels his anger at his bullies into a remarkable physical force that earns him attention in the highest circles of college athletics. But Bobby’s goals never deviate; he isn’t gradually corrupted by his success or exploited by more intelligent higher-ups. He’s never driven by anger, nor do his emotions compromise his personality. All he wants is to be a good son and play football. It’s such a small thing, but it’s a significant testament to the film’s ethos. The great irony is that Bobby is almost always the smartest, most conscientious guy in the room.
Despite all of this, The Waterboy still features Adam Sandler talking like a baby and screaming at people. It’s crass and lazy as often as it is creative and interesting. That’s going to be more than enough for most people to forgo a rewatch. Hell, Rob Schneider is in it, which more or less disqualifies most things from serious consideration. There will be no nostalgia-fueled critical reexamination of this film anytime soon, but viewers able and willing to see past the surface will find that even the dumbest of jokes at least comes with a set-up and a pay-off (a cornerstone of comedy writing that the Apatow imitators have largely discarded in favor of improv). They’ll find that Bobby’s impaired speech doesn’t affect his wit or grace. They’ll find an underdog story that, while certainly lacking their nuance and dramatic prestige, shares more than a few sensibilities with the classics of the genre. It’s even got a pretty fun Championship Game sequence in which Bobby magically learns to throw a football with perfect accuracy to a receiver eighty yards away. Most important of all, it’s a legitimate step up from the Grown Ups and Jack and Jills of Sandler’s career, an artifact from a time when he didn’t seem so bored. It’s a low bar, sure, but it’s something.


  1. There's a solid argument that the weak point of most Adam Sandler films is Adam Sandler.

  2. When Rob first mentioned he was going to write this column I have to admit I was a bit surprised that Waterboy was a movie that apparently needed defending. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but if I came across it on TV I'd usually at least watch a bit of it.

    1. I decided that this would be my last No Apologies column because it seems like the last few have been movies more people like than I thought. I think I was just limited by my own perspective and memory of how certain films are received.

    2. Your columns are well written anyway, and I think due to the generally positive nature of the community here more people are likely to post saying that they kinda like the movie as opposed to people coming in here to shit on it.

      Certainly I don't think too many people are going to champion your selections as being the best movies ever, and there's something to be said for choosing movies that may be slightly underrated and explaining why you think they have merit. Going too far down the spectrum of disliked movies would risk selecting ones that most people think are terrible and then trying to play devil's advocate even when you don't actually like the movie.

      But regardless of the name or theme of the column, if you feel like you have something you want to say about a movie I'll read it.

    3. Ross is right. I think the argument you make in the column is ridiculous, but it's not worth saying anything because it's just going to cause a pointless argument. I disagree with writers/podcast guests on the site a good 90% of the time, and that's why I don't post as much as some of the other commenters here.

    4. Even if you disagree I think it's reasonable to be polite. Telling someone their article argument is ridiculous without a counter point or perspective on your own makes it seem like you're trying to start a pointless argument.

  3. Bobby isn't evenmentally disabled,he's just ignorant.Bobby was never given a chance to learn. It was shown when taking the college courses he was fully capable of learning. I enjoyed this movie. :D

  4. I have Autism and I absolutely hate this movie, and frankly do not respect Sandler as an actor because of it After all he did help write it and star in it. I find it extremely offensive for myself and anyone with disabilities like mine, and although I tolerate it and understand that other comedies are often offensive racially and things like that. The reason I feel the need to speak out on this one is because no one wants to acknowledge how offensive it is.

  5. Well this movie is imperfect but their are also many disabilities. In the end he also overcomes by kicking the jerks but on the field.