Tuesday, October 10, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 10


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  1. The Witch (2015, Dir: Robert Eggers)

    Holy shit, was this the first smoothie?

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  2. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Decent movie. Why are there seven more?

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    1. Honestly, I had more fun with my foray through the Hellraiser series last year, than I am with Nightmare on Elm Street this year.

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  3. The Descent: Part 2 (2009, dir. Jon Harris)
    Uh-oh... liked this more than the original. ( ゚ Д゚)

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  4. Horror of Dracula (1958)

    Mausoleums don’t require digging, make film shorter.

    Or:

    Really puts the hammer into Hammer films!

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  5. A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    "Needs more boner claws", P. Bones, Fthismovie

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  6. Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)

    Fuzzy Paramount mountain is new comfort movie.

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  7. Hellraiser II: Hellbound (1988)
    Origin story of both Pinhead and Penishead

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  8. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    Some sugar darling? One lump or two?

    or

    Beware old ladies bearing chocolate chip scones.

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  9. Don't Kill It (2016)

    Modern demon hunters take no shit, vape.

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  10. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    I got another one : Tentacle porn Satan dwarfs moody witchy movie.

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  11. Warlock (1989)

    Traveling far without a car? Fly Grymoir!

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  12. 247F (2011)

    There is no horror greater than clumsiness.

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  13. SPECIES (1995)

    Death by beautiful foreigner...here for it.

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  14. She Creature (2001)

    Pretty much Gerald's Game on a ship.

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  15. SPECIES II (1998)

    Phallic asphyxiation...not the way to go.

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  16. Signs (2002)
    "No Mel Gibson they're ALIENS not Jews!"
    Or
    "BREAKING NEWS: Mel Gibson calls alien Sugar-tits."

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  17. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Fighting family falls foul of feral fantoccini.

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  18. Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

    Most clueless teens outside of 98° concert.

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  19. Daybreakers (2009)

    Eerie early premonition of the Trump administration...

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  20. The Crazies (2010)
    Mayor from Jaws would love this Mayor.

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  21. Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

    Bloodline will be re-evaluated as a masterpiece

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    1. It was directed by the renowned director, Alan Smithee! But, seriously, it's my favorite after the original. Love the way it's a prequel and sequel, and brings the franchise to a satisfying ending.

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    2. I agree, I actually really enjoyed Bloodline

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  22. THE FACULTY (1998)

    Smoking while playing football seems perfectly legit.

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  23. RAW (2017)

    A whole new meaning to finger foods.

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  24. The Bye Bye Man (2017)

    Oops. Should I not have written that?

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  25. Rubber (2010)

    It benefits greatly from a self-imposed intermission

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  26. Satan's School for Girls (1973)

    As boring as actually going to school.

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  27. Cannibal Ferox (1981)
    That doesn't seem like a hygienic piercing

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  28. The Funhouse (1981)

    Hooper sets atmosphere, crazy characters, intense finale.

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  29. The Howling
    Repression, Fake News werewolves take a knee!

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  30. The Skin I Live In (2011)

    Tops Old Boy for best revenge plot.

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  31. Re-Animator (1985) (The Integral Version)

    Didn't need the extra scenes. Already perfect.

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  32. Raw (2016)

    She and Contracted girl should be BFFs.

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  33. The Vampire Bat (1933)

    Lionel Atwill is always up to SOMETHING

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  34. Halloween II (2009)

    In hostage situations, shoot anyone who exits.

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  35. EVIL DEAD 2 (1987)

    What can I say...who's laughing now?!?

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  36. CULT OF CHUCKY

    Will the real chucky please stand up?

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  37. Eyes Without A Face (1960)

    French morgues run first come, first served?

    Or

    Ride or die secretary has Elfman-esque score

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  38. Cult of Chucky (2017)

    When one Dourif closes, another one opens.

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    1. I'm not much of a Chucky guy, but I liked the world-building in these last two movies.

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  39. The Devil's Rejetcts (2005)

    I'm suppose to root for these people!?

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    1. No, but you kind of do, by the end, no? Maybe I've just watched the helicopter ending shots way too many times.

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    2. I agree. I mean you know they're the worst people on Earth but you can't deny that they're great characters as well.

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  40. Wish Upon (2017)

    Another movie I willed into cult status.

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  41. Dale & Tucker vs. Evil (2010)

    Shaky cam from the trees! THE TREES!

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  42. The Being 1983

    In Toxic Idaho Kong is definetly King!

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  43. Zombi 2 ( 1979)

    I heard a zombie fights a shark?

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  44. Jason Goes to Hell (1993)

    Easiest way to see boobs back then.

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  45. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    Everybody's brother has that one goddamn friend.

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  46. The Driller Killer (1979)

    Dude should've just moved to the country.

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  47. Army of Darkness (1992) first viewing, completing the evil dead trilogy.

    "Escaping Execution grants you position of General."
    or
    "Hero strangely well-versed in Medieval Military Tactics."
    or
    "What happened to the topless slave girls?"

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  48. Torso (1973)

    Boobs can be found on the torso.

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  49. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

    1% completely out of control, Bernie 2020!

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  50. Wicked City (1987)

    That's it. No more anime this October.

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  51. Wish Upon (2017)

    Yes we need Philippe getting saxy scene

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  52. Pulgasari (1985)

    Healthy monsters need iron in their diet.

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  53. The Thing (2011)

    Hey, I know this. Wait a minute!

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  54. The Thing (1982)

    It's the best...uh...bone claws, Bromley??

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  55. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    When there's no more room in Westfield...

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  56. Dementia 13 (2017)

    Really liked this nasty, unpredictable, messy remake.

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    1. (nasty is a misleading choice of words. It's not a gorefest or gross out film)

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  57. Wishmaster (1997)

    Djinn: How many essezz are in "wishezzz"?

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  58. 28 Days Later (2002)

    15 years later: it's fine, I guess

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  59. Dead Snow (2009)

    We're in Richard Spencer wet dream territory.

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  60. Elves (1989)

    Christmas? Halloween? This movie works for neither.

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  61. Tales of Halloween (2015)
    "Feels like attempt at Trick'r Treat success."

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  62. House by the Cemetery (1981)

    It's Fulci's world. We just live here.

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  63. Once Bitten (1985): Don't come knocking when the coffin rockin.

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  64. Blood Rage (w/ F This Movie commentary)

    Floor corn tastes great with cranberry sauce!

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  65. Driller Killer (1979)

    In his defense, everyone is being annoying.

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  66. Pumpkinhead (1988) Dir. Stan Winston

    Monster looks remarkably just like James Carville.

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  67. Bride of Re-Animator

    Love this movie like a dead girlfriend

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  68. The Void (2016)

    The KKK transformed into a death cult.

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  69. Bad Taste (1987)

    What other things will Dereks not do?

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  70. Torso (1973)

    How do you say boobs in Italian?

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  71. The Ambulance (1990)

    Great film. Had a blast with this.

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  72. Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961)

    Think Re-Animator subtract humor, gore, and fun.

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  73. Jigoku

    Apparently hell is a low-budget haunted house

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  74. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    "I'm gaga for Bava!" - Mike Pomaro, FTM

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  75. A Field in England (2013)

    My Review: Obligatory joke about British cooking!

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  76. Voodoo Man (1944)

    Predator surrounds self with silent woman *sigh*

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  77. The Lost World (1925)

    Weren’t real dinosaurs still around in 1925?

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  78. Re-Animator (1985)
    There's oral sex then there's getting head.

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  79. Unfriended (2014) - Laura Barnes did us all a favor.

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  80. Blair Witch (2016)

    The drone pulled it all together nicely.

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  81. End of Days (1999)

    Good thing Tunny’s character wasn’t a maid.

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  82. Halloween (1978)

    Loomis: the best psychiatrist or WORST psychiatrist?

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  83. The Dark Half (1993)

    Thanks Patrick, now I'm afraid of sparrows.

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  84. A Dark Song (2016)

    Rise up, Ladies! Pee in his cup!

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