It was directed by the renowned director, Alan Smithee! But, seriously, it's my favorite after the original. Love the way it's a prequel and sequel, and brings the franchise to a satisfying ending.
Army of Darkness (1992) first viewing, completing the evil dead trilogy.
"Escaping Execution grants you position of General." or "Hero strangely well-versed in Medieval Military Tactics." or "What happened to the topless slave girls?"
The Witch (2015, Dir: Robert Eggers)
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, was this the first smoothie?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteDecent movie. Why are there seven more?
Honestly, I had more fun with my foray through the Hellraiser series last year, than I am with Nightmare on Elm Street this year.
DeleteThe Descent: Part 2 (2009, dir. Jon Harris)
ReplyDeleteUh-oh... liked this more than the original. ( ゚ Д゚)
Blasphemy!
DeleteHorror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteMausoleums don’t require digging, make film shorter.
Or:
Really puts the hammer into Hammer films!
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDelete"Needs more boner claws", P. Bones, Fthismovie
Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteFuzzy Paramount mountain is new comfort movie.
I have been honestly been thinking the same thing
DeleteHellraiser II: Hellbound (1988)
ReplyDeleteOrigin story of both Pinhead and Penishead
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteSome sugar darling? One lump or two?
or
Beware old ladies bearing chocolate chip scones.
Don't Kill It (2016)
ReplyDeleteModern demon hunters take no shit, vape.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteI got another one : Tentacle porn Satan dwarfs moody witchy movie.
Warlock (1989)
ReplyDeleteTraveling far without a car? Fly Grymoir!
247F (2011)
ReplyDeleteThere is no horror greater than clumsiness.
SPECIES (1995)
ReplyDeleteDeath by beautiful foreigner...here for it.
She Creature (2001)
ReplyDeletePretty much Gerald's Game on a ship.
SPECIES II (1998)
ReplyDeletePhallic asphyxiation...not the way to go.
Signs (2002)
ReplyDelete"No Mel Gibson they're ALIENS not Jews!"
Or
"BREAKING NEWS: Mel Gibson calls alien Sugar-tits."
Curse of Chucky (2013)
ReplyDeleteFighting family falls foul of feral fantoccini.
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)
ReplyDeleteMost clueless teens outside of 98° concert.
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteEerie early premonition of the Trump administration...
The Crazies (2010)
ReplyDeleteMayor from Jaws would love this Mayor.
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteBloodline will be re-evaluated as a masterpiece
Can't tell if joking....
DeleteIt was directed by the renowned director, Alan Smithee! But, seriously, it's my favorite after the original. Love the way it's a prequel and sequel, and brings the franchise to a satisfying ending.
DeleteI agree, I actually really enjoyed Bloodline
DeleteTHE FACULTY (1998)
ReplyDeleteSmoking while playing football seems perfectly legit.
RAW (2017)
ReplyDeleteA whole new meaning to finger foods.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
ReplyDeleteOops. Should I not have written that?
AAAGH, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! (/°ロ°)/
DeleteRubber (2010)
ReplyDeleteIt benefits greatly from a self-imposed intermission
Satan's School for Girls (1973)
ReplyDeleteAs boring as actually going to school.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't seem like a hygienic piercing
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteHooper sets atmosphere, crazy characters, intense finale.
The Howling
ReplyDeleteRepression, Fake News werewolves take a knee!
The Skin I Live In (2011)
ReplyDeleteTops Old Boy for best revenge plot.
Re-Animator (1985) (The Integral Version)
ReplyDeleteDidn't need the extra scenes. Already perfect.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteShe and Contracted girl should be BFFs.
The Vampire Bat (1933)
ReplyDeleteLionel Atwill is always up to SOMETHING
Halloween II (2009)
ReplyDeleteIn hostage situations, shoot anyone who exits.
EVIL DEAD 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say...who's laughing now?!?
CULT OF CHUCKY
ReplyDeleteWill the real chucky please stand up?
Eyes Without A Face (1960)
ReplyDeleteFrench morgues run first come, first served?
Or
Ride or die secretary has Elfman-esque score
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhen one Dourif closes, another one opens.
Nice.
DeleteI'm not much of a Chucky guy, but I liked the world-building in these last two movies.
DeleteThe Devil's Rejetcts (2005)
ReplyDeleteI'm suppose to root for these people!?
No, but you kind of do, by the end, no? Maybe I've just watched the helicopter ending shots way too many times.
DeleteI agree. I mean you know they're the worst people on Earth but you can't deny that they're great characters as well.
DeleteWish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteAnother movie I willed into cult status.
Dale & Tucker vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteShaky cam from the trees! THE TREES!
The Being 1983
ReplyDeleteIn Toxic Idaho Kong is definetly King!
Zombi 2 ( 1979)
ReplyDeleteI heard a zombie fights a shark?
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)
ReplyDeleteEasiest way to see boobs back then.
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteEverybody's brother has that one goddamn friend.
The Driller Killer (1979)
ReplyDeleteDude should've just moved to the country.
Army of Darkness (1992) first viewing, completing the evil dead trilogy.
ReplyDelete"Escaping Execution grants you position of General."
or
"Hero strangely well-versed in Medieval Military Tactics."
or
"What happened to the topless slave girls?"
Torso (1973)
ReplyDeleteBoobs can be found on the torso.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
ReplyDelete1% completely out of control, Bernie 2020!
Wicked City (1987)
ReplyDeleteThat's it. No more anime this October.
Wish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteYes we need Philippe getting saxy scene
Pulgasari (1985)
ReplyDeleteHealthy monsters need iron in their diet.
The Thing (2011)
ReplyDeleteHey, I know this. Wait a minute!
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteIt's the best...uh...bone claws, Bromley??
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhen there's no more room in Westfield...
Dementia 13 (2017)
ReplyDeleteReally liked this nasty, unpredictable, messy remake.
(nasty is a misleading choice of words. It's not a gorefest or gross out film)
DeleteWishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteDjinn: How many essezz are in "wishezzz"?
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDelete15 years later: it's fine, I guess
Dead Snow (2009)
ReplyDeleteWe're in Richard Spencer wet dream territory.
Elves (1989)
ReplyDeleteChristmas? Halloween? This movie works for neither.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDelete"Feels like attempt at Trick'r Treat success."
House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeleteIt's Fulci's world. We just live here.
Once Bitten (1985): Don't come knocking when the coffin rockin.
ReplyDeleteBlood Rage (w/ F This Movie commentary)
ReplyDeleteFloor corn tastes great with cranberry sauce!
Driller Killer (1979)
ReplyDeleteIn his defense, everyone is being annoying.
Pumpkinhead (1988) Dir. Stan Winston
ReplyDeleteMonster looks remarkably just like James Carville.
Bride of Re-Animator
ReplyDeleteLove this movie like a dead girlfriend
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe KKK transformed into a death cult.
Bad Taste (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat other things will Dereks not do?
Torso (1973)
ReplyDeleteHow do you say boobs in Italian?
The Ambulance (1990)
ReplyDeleteGreat film. Had a blast with this.
Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961)
ReplyDeleteThink Re-Animator subtract humor, gore, and fun.
Jigoku
ReplyDeleteApparently hell is a low-budget haunted house
A Bay of Blood (1971)
ReplyDelete"I'm gaga for Bava!" - Mike Pomaro, FTM
A Field in England (2013)
ReplyDeleteMy Review: Obligatory joke about British cooking!
Voodoo Man (1944)
ReplyDeletePredator surrounds self with silent woman *sigh*
The Lost World (1925)
ReplyDeleteWeren’t real dinosaurs still around in 1925?
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteThere's oral sex then there's getting head.
Unfriended (2014) - Laura Barnes did us all a favor.
ReplyDeleteBlair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe drone pulled it all together nicely.
End of Days (1999)
ReplyDeleteGood thing Tunny’s character wasn’t a maid.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteLoomis: the best psychiatrist or WORST psychiatrist?
The Dark Half (1993)
ReplyDeleteThanks Patrick, now I'm afraid of sparrows.
A Dark Song (2016)
ReplyDeleteRise up, Ladies! Pee in his cup!