The Witch (2015, Dir: Robert Eggers)Holy shit, was this the first smoothie?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Decent movie. Why are there seven more?
Honestly, I had more fun with my foray through the Hellraiser series last year, than I am with Nightmare on Elm Street this year.
The Descent: Part 2 (2009, dir. Jon Harris)Uh-oh... liked this more than the original. （ ﾟ Дﾟ)
Horror of Dracula (1958)Mausoleums don’t require digging, make film shorter. Or:Really puts the hammer into Hammer films!
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)"Needs more boner claws", P. Bones, Fthismovie
Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)Fuzzy Paramount mountain is new comfort movie.
I have been honestly been thinking the same thing
Hellraiser II: Hellbound (1988)Origin story of both Pinhead and Penishead
The Lords of Salem (2012)Some sugar darling? One lump or two?orBeware old ladies bearing chocolate chip scones.
Don't Kill It (2016)Modern demon hunters take no shit, vape.
The Lords of Salem (2012)I got another one : Tentacle porn Satan dwarfs moody witchy movie.
Warlock (1989)Traveling far without a car? Fly Grymoir!
247F (2011) There is no horror greater than clumsiness.
SPECIES (1995)Death by beautiful foreigner...here for it.
She Creature (2001)Pretty much Gerald's Game on a ship.
SPECIES II (1998)Phallic asphyxiation...not the way to go.
Signs (2002)"No Mel Gibson they're ALIENS not Jews!"Or"BREAKING NEWS: Mel Gibson calls alien Sugar-tits."
Curse of Chucky (2013)Fighting family falls foul of feral fantoccini.
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)Most clueless teens outside of 98° concert.
Daybreakers (2009)Eerie early premonition of the Trump administration...
The Crazies (2010)Mayor from Jaws would love this Mayor.
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)Bloodline will be re-evaluated as a masterpiece
Can't tell if joking....
It was directed by the renowned director, Alan Smithee! But, seriously, it's my favorite after the original. Love the way it's a prequel and sequel, and brings the franchise to a satisfying ending.
I agree, I actually really enjoyed Bloodline
THE FACULTY (1998)Smoking while playing football seems perfectly legit.
RAW (2017)A whole new meaning to finger foods.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)Oops. Should I not have written that?
AAAGH, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! (／°ロ°)／
Rubber (2010)It benefits greatly from a self-imposed intermission
Satan's School for Girls (1973) As boring as actually going to school.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)That doesn't seem like a hygienic piercing
The Funhouse (1981)Hooper sets atmosphere, crazy characters, intense finale.
The HowlingRepression, Fake News werewolves take a knee!
The Skin I Live In (2011)Tops Old Boy for best revenge plot.
Re-Animator (1985) (The Integral Version)Didn't need the extra scenes. Already perfect.
Raw (2016) She and Contracted girl should be BFFs.
The Vampire Bat (1933)Lionel Atwill is always up to SOMETHING
Halloween II (2009)In hostage situations, shoot anyone who exits.
EVIL DEAD 2 (1987)What can I say...who's laughing now?!?
CULT OF CHUCKYWill the real chucky please stand up?
Eyes Without A Face (1960)French morgues run first come, first served?OrRide or die secretary has Elfman-esque score
Cult of Chucky (2017)When one Dourif closes, another one opens.
I'm not much of a Chucky guy, but I liked the world-building in these last two movies.
The Devil's Rejetcts (2005)I'm suppose to root for these people!?
No, but you kind of do, by the end, no? Maybe I've just watched the helicopter ending shots way too many times.
I agree. I mean you know they're the worst people on Earth but you can't deny that they're great characters as well.
Wish Upon (2017)Another movie I willed into cult status.
Dale & Tucker vs. Evil (2010)Shaky cam from the trees! THE TREES!
The Being 1983In Toxic Idaho Kong is definetly King!
Zombi 2 ( 1979) I heard a zombie fights a shark?
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)Easiest way to see boobs back then.
Beyond the Gates (2016)Everybody's brother has that one goddamn friend.
The Driller Killer (1979)Dude should've just moved to the country.
Army of Darkness (1992) first viewing, completing the evil dead trilogy."Escaping Execution grants you position of General."or"Hero strangely well-versed in Medieval Military Tactics."or"What happened to the topless slave girls?"
Torso (1973)Boobs can be found on the torso.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)1% completely out of control, Bernie 2020!
Wicked City (1987) That's it. No more anime this October.
Wish Upon (2017)Yes we need Philippe getting saxy scene
Pulgasari (1985)Healthy monsters need iron in their diet.
The Thing (2011)Hey, I know this. Wait a minute!
The Thing (1982)It's the best...uh...bone claws, Bromley??
Dawn of the Dead (1978)When there's no more room in Westfield...
Dementia 13 (2017)Really liked this nasty, unpredictable, messy remake.
(nasty is a misleading choice of words. It's not a gorefest or gross out film)
Wishmaster (1997)Djinn: How many essezz are in "wishezzz"?
28 Days Later (2002)15 years later: it's fine, I guess
Dead Snow (2009)We're in Richard Spencer wet dream territory.
Elves (1989)Christmas? Halloween? This movie works for neither.
Tales of Halloween (2015)"Feels like attempt at Trick'r Treat success."
House by the Cemetery (1981) It's Fulci's world. We just live here.
Once Bitten (1985): Don't come knocking when the coffin rockin.
Blood Rage (w/ F This Movie commentary)Floor corn tastes great with cranberry sauce!
Driller Killer (1979)In his defense, everyone is being annoying.
Pumpkinhead (1988) Dir. Stan WinstonMonster looks remarkably just like James Carville.
Bride of Re-Animator Love this movie like a dead girlfriend
The Void (2016)The KKK transformed into a death cult.
Bad Taste (1987)What other things will Dereks not do?
Torso (1973)How do you say boobs in Italian?
The Ambulance (1990)Great film. Had a blast with this.
Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961)Think Re-Animator subtract humor, gore, and fun.
JigokuApparently hell is a low-budget haunted house
A Bay of Blood (1971)"I'm gaga for Bava!" - Mike Pomaro, FTM
A Field in England (2013)My Review: Obligatory joke about British cooking!
Voodoo Man (1944)Predator surrounds self with silent woman *sigh*
The Lost World (1925)Weren’t real dinosaurs still around in 1925?
Re-Animator (1985)There's oral sex then there's getting head.
Unfriended (2014) - Laura Barnes did us all a favor.
Blair Witch (2016)The drone pulled it all together nicely.
End of Days (1999)Good thing Tunny’s character wasn’t a maid.
Halloween (1978)Loomis: the best psychiatrist or WORST psychiatrist?
The Dark Half (1993)Thanks Patrick, now I'm afraid of sparrows.
A Dark Song (2016)Rise up, Ladies! Pee in his cup!