Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)Henry is right. We need a plague.
Best. Review. In. History.
Hollow Man II (2006, dir. Claudio Faeh)Hollow-rious! Naked Christian Slater vs. Naked Facinelli. ��
I have to see this!
And there's the rub! You can't "see" anything.
Alien (1979)Crew should've done more routine cat scans.
You guys need to read his one on air.
Sinister 2 (2015, dir. Ciarán Foy)Originally, intended vehicle for Deputy Andy Brennan.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)I wish I hadn't done Father Meathead.
Christmas Evil (1980)Edit out 2 scenes, becomes family classic
MAD LOVE (1935)Never receive the hands of a murderer.OrDon't let love drive you mad, Doctor.OrHere is a wonderful Peter Lorre performance.
I love this movie so very very much!
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013, dir. Ed Gass-Donnelly)Moral of the story: Just be yourself.
Ghost Ship (2002, Dir: Steve Beck)Way to half ass a dance, folks.
Holidays (2015)"Lorenza Izzo can chop me up anytime!"
Night Train to Terror (1985)Fix it with claymation. Nobody will notice.orMesmerizing, inconsistent, weird. Nothing but bad decisions.
Scream 2 (1997)Movie reveals true power of Diane Sawyer
Fender Bender (2016)Could you slurp that wine any louder?
Housebound (2014)Tv episode hiding in walls of movie.
No Tell Motel (2012) Maybe sleep in the car next time.
Lifeforce (1985)Climax of Lifeforce is a literal climax.orHouston we have a problem. What? Boobs!
The Fly (1986)I'd give anything to meld with Goldblum.
You're Next (2011)Dinner. Murder. Survival.Your typical family gathering.
That should have been the tagline.
Candyman (1992)Daily Herald didn't report any of this
The Iron Rose (1973)Want to have a Rollin the grave?
Society 1989New meaning to Eddie Veder’s Song “Society”
Phantom of The Paradise (1974)Murder and Mayhem! Music and Maleviolence! BEEF!
THE DARK HALF (1993)Greatest name of all time-ALEXIS MACHINE!
AMONG THE LIVING (2014)The directors of INSIDE...you need more?
Nope. All I need. Totally gonna watch.
Pumpkinhead (1988)So it was all the dog's fault.
Scream (1996)Skeeter boys always make things so complicated
The Craft (1996)Magick is easier than trig class, apparently.
The Monster Squad (1987)The Dark Universe before Cruise and Crowe.
The American Scream (2012)Adorable Massachusetts people, but also very sick
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)Still not sure this is a movie.
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)Yellow slicker to Brooke Shields: Ya Burnt!
Always Shine (2016)Actresses compete as competing actresses. Meta murder?
Love this.
Split (2017)110 minutes of twist prep - WORTH it
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980, dir. Joe D'Amato)Eat brains? Give head? Why not both??
orWanna see George Eastman's dick?? ...Too bad!
Society (1989): "It's a *belch* world of Cronenbergs, Morty!"
Shutter (2004)An Asian horror film about ghosts? Shocking!
Cursed Wes CravenFat thighed Werewolf Bird flips the Bird
FEARdotCom (2002)What a fucking waste of Jeffrey Combs.
Silver Bullet (1985) Get bit by Busey, become a WereBusey.
Brilliant!
SUBURBAN GOTHIC (2014)Just watch EXCISION or TRASH FIRE instead.orJohn Waters and Jeffrey Combs deserve better.
House on Haunted Holl (1959)Officers, arrest Carol Ohmart! She's slaying looks!
*Hill
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)When scares stopping working, lean into schlock.
Friday the 13th (1980)Senior citizen somehow overpowers healthy teen councelors.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)And the Creature will return in Thunderball.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Now Alice Cooper's stuck in my head.
Last Shift (2014)"Cults, Hell, and psychological madness....fuck yea."
Last Man in Earth (1964)Rules of apocalypse, vampires not totally clear.
Humongous (1982)I cannot see most of this movie.
Gerald's Game (2017)Gotta Hand it to Gugino, well done.
The Shining (1980)The Academy Award goes to...Nicholson's brows.
Now starting for the Mets, Shelley Duvall.
Child's Play (1988)This caused a phobia of My Buddy.
Doll Graveyard (2005)Doll found buried in backyard, kills many.
Splinter (2008) Dir. Toby WilkinsNot one mutated rat appears. Zero stars.
Frogs (1972)Sam Elliott just wants to save you!
Premature Burial (1962)Imagine the tales from that swinging crypt!
Blood Rage (1987) (With FTM commentary): Wait. Can we back up 82 minutes?
Future Shock (1994)Middle to low rate anthology. Great Paxton
Psycho Cop (1989)Bob Vance was Crazy before finding refrigeration.
Bob Vance!! Lol
Night of the Demon (1980)Makes bold choices for a Bigfoot movie.
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)The Lyin', The Bitch, and the Wardrobe.
I need to give this movie a rewatches but I just don't know that I'm up for it. Incredibly creepy.
Duel (1971)Car. Man. Mountains. Car, truck, chase... Crash!
The Vampire Bat (1933)JB liked it. It's free on Prime.
I was touting the transfer. How is the version on Amazon?Did you like it?
Dearest Sister (2016)Better to be blind than win lottery.
Wacko (1982) Some movies are obscure for a reason.
The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)Is your family crypt wired with electricity?
Beetlejuice (1988)Imagine Vincent Price in the Otho role.
Beyond the Gates (2016)Afterlife Jumanji? But dice won't save you.
The Frighteners (1996)Nobody goes full Oldman like Jeffrey Combs!
House of Wax (1953)Suspense. Grotesquerie. Raimi influence. This has everything.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Remember, they're sexy werewolves, not sexy swearwolves.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Zombie saw, got all the wrong ideas.
Raw Force (1982)Weirdest episode of The Love Boat ever.
Leprechaun 2 (1994)I'll never forget my wife's third sneeze.
Zombieland (2009)*Spoiler Alert* Zombies are the bad guys!
The Void (2016)That’s the biggest baby I’ve ever seen.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Crispin Glover: Dancing with slashers champ, 1984
Wishmaster (1997)Through Riske's eyes, a masterpiece is born!
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Blind people don't care about tie colors.
Carnival of SoulsKept waiting for Robert Blake to appear.
The Thing (1982)Strangely sexy after Childress shares pet theory...
I wish I could've made it to the screening!
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)Just what?? They’re all on Burn Notice.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)I’m still conflicted about the nurse seen.
The Fly (1986)Brundle's eating technique not for the squeamish
It (1990)Not as scary as 4th-grade friends said.
Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)
ReplyDeleteHenry is right. We need a plague.
Best. Review. In. History.
DeleteHollow Man II (2006, dir. Claudio Faeh)
ReplyDeleteHollow-rious! Naked Christian Slater vs. Naked Facinelli. ��
I have to see this!
DeleteAnd there's the rub! You can't "see" anything.
DeleteAlien (1979)
ReplyDeleteCrew should've done more routine cat scans.
You guys need to read his one on air.
DeleteSinister 2 (2015, dir. Ciarán Foy)
ReplyDeleteOriginally, intended vehicle for Deputy Andy Brennan.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
ReplyDeleteI wish I hadn't done Father Meathead.
Christmas Evil (1980)
ReplyDeleteEdit out 2 scenes, becomes family classic
MAD LOVE (1935)
ReplyDeleteNever receive the hands of a murderer.
Or
Don't let love drive you mad, Doctor.
Or
Here is a wonderful Peter Lorre performance.
I love this movie so very very much!
DeleteThe Last Exorcism Part II (2013, dir. Ed Gass-Donnelly)
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story: Just be yourself.
Ghost Ship (2002, Dir: Steve Beck)
ReplyDeleteWay to half ass a dance, folks.
Holidays (2015)
ReplyDelete"Lorenza Izzo can chop me up anytime!"
Night Train to Terror (1985)
ReplyDeleteFix it with claymation. Nobody will notice.
or
Mesmerizing, inconsistent, weird. Nothing but bad decisions.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteMovie reveals true power of Diane Sawyer
Fender Bender (2016)
ReplyDeleteCould you slurp that wine any louder?
Housebound (2014)
ReplyDeleteTv episode hiding in walls of movie.
No Tell Motel (2012)
ReplyDeleteMaybe sleep in the car next time.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteClimax of Lifeforce is a literal climax.
or
Houston we have a problem. What? Boobs!
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteI'd give anything to meld with Goldblum.
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteDinner. Murder. Survival.
Your typical family gathering.
That should have been the tagline.
DeleteCandyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteDaily Herald didn't report any of this
The Iron Rose (1973)
ReplyDeleteWant to have a Rollin the grave?
Society 1989
ReplyDeleteNew meaning to Eddie Veder’s Song “Society”
Phantom of The Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteMurder and Mayhem! Music and Maleviolence! BEEF!
THE DARK HALF (1993)
ReplyDeleteGreatest name of all time-ALEXIS MACHINE!
AMONG THE LIVING (2014)
ReplyDeleteThe directors of INSIDE...you need more?
Nope. All I need. Totally gonna watch.
DeletePumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteSo it was all the dog's fault.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteSkeeter boys always make things so complicated
The Craft (1996)
ReplyDeleteMagick is easier than trig class, apparently.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Dark Universe before Cruise and Crowe.
The American Scream (2012)
ReplyDeleteAdorable Massachusetts people, but also very sick
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)
ReplyDeleteStill not sure this is a movie.
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)
ReplyDeleteYellow slicker to Brooke Shields: Ya Burnt!
Always Shine (2016)
ReplyDeleteActresses compete as competing actresses. Meta murder?
Love this.
DeleteSplit (2017)
ReplyDelete110 minutes of twist prep - WORTH it
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980, dir. Joe D'Amato)
ReplyDeleteEat brains? Give head? Why not both??
or
DeleteWanna see George Eastman's dick?? ...Too bad!
Society (1989):
ReplyDelete"It's a *belch* world of Cronenbergs, Morty!"
Shutter (2004)
ReplyDeleteAn Asian horror film about ghosts? Shocking!
Cursed Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteFat thighed Werewolf Bird flips the Bird
FEARdotCom (2002)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking waste of Jeffrey Combs.
Silver Bullet (1985)
ReplyDeleteGet bit by Busey, become a WereBusey.
Brilliant!
DeleteSUBURBAN GOTHIC (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust watch EXCISION or TRASH FIRE instead.
or
John Waters and Jeffrey Combs deserve better.
House on Haunted Holl (1959)
ReplyDeleteOfficers, arrest Carol Ohmart! She's slaying looks!
*Hill
DeleteFreddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
ReplyDeleteWhen scares stopping working, lean into schlock.
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteSenior citizen somehow overpowers healthy teen councelors.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteAnd the Creature will return in Thunderball.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
ReplyDeleteNow Alice Cooper's stuck in my head.
Last Shift (2014)
ReplyDelete"Cults, Hell, and psychological madness....fuck yea."
Last Man in Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteRules of apocalypse, vampires not totally clear.
Humongous (1982)
ReplyDeleteI cannot see most of this movie.
Gerald's Game (2017)
ReplyDeleteGotta Hand it to Gugino, well done.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteThe Academy Award goes to...Nicholson's brows.
Now starting for the Mets, Shelley Duvall.
DeleteChild's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteThis caused a phobia of My Buddy.
Doll Graveyard (2005)
ReplyDeleteDoll found buried in backyard, kills many.
Splinter (2008) Dir. Toby Wilkins
ReplyDeleteNot one mutated rat appears. Zero stars.
Frogs (1972)
ReplyDeleteSam Elliott just wants to save you!
Premature Burial (1962)
ReplyDeleteImagine the tales from that swinging crypt!
Blood Rage (1987) (With FTM commentary):
ReplyDeleteWait. Can we back up 82 minutes?
Future Shock (1994)
ReplyDeleteMiddle to low rate anthology. Great Paxton
Psycho Cop (1989)
ReplyDeleteBob Vance was Crazy before finding refrigeration.
Bob Vance!! Lol
DeleteNight of the Demon (1980)
ReplyDeleteMakes bold choices for a Bigfoot movie.
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)
ReplyDeleteThe Lyin', The Bitch, and the Wardrobe.
I need to give this movie a rewatches but I just don't know that I'm up for it. Incredibly creepy.
DeleteDuel (1971)
ReplyDeleteCar. Man. Mountains. Car, truck, chase... Crash!
The Vampire Bat (1933)
ReplyDeleteJB liked it. It's free on Prime.
I was touting the transfer. How is the version on Amazon?
DeleteDid you like it?
Dearest Sister (2016)
ReplyDeleteBetter to be blind than win lottery.
Wacko (1982)
ReplyDeleteSome movies are obscure for a reason.
The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)
ReplyDeleteIs your family crypt wired with electricity?
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteImagine Vincent Price in the Otho role.
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteAfterlife Jumanji? But dice won't save you.
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteNobody goes full Oldman like Jeffrey Combs!
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteSuspense. Grotesquerie. Raimi influence. This has everything.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteRemember, they're sexy werewolves, not sexy swearwolves.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteZombie saw, got all the wrong ideas.
Raw Force (1982)
ReplyDeleteWeirdest episode of The Love Boat ever.
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget my wife's third sneeze.
Zombieland (2009)
ReplyDelete*Spoiler Alert* Zombies are the bad guys!
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteThat’s the biggest baby I’ve ever seen.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteCrispin Glover: Dancing with slashers champ, 1984
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteThrough Riske's eyes, a masterpiece is born!
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteBlind people don't care about tie colors.
Carnival of Souls
ReplyDeleteKept waiting for Robert Blake to appear.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteStrangely sexy after Childress shares pet theory...
I wish I could've made it to the screening!
DeleteBook of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
ReplyDeleteJust what?? They’re all on Burn Notice.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteI’m still conflicted about the nurse seen.
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteBrundle's eating technique not for the squeamish
It (1990)
ReplyDeleteNot as scary as 4th-grade friends said.