Wednesday, October 11, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 11


102 comments:

  1. Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

    Henry is right. We need a plague.

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  2. Hollow Man II (2006, dir. Claudio Faeh)
    Hollow-rious! Naked Christian Slater vs. Naked Facinelli. ��

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  3. Alien (1979)

    Crew should've done more routine cat scans.

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  4. Sinister 2 (2015, dir. CiarĂ¡n Foy)
    Originally, intended vehicle for Deputy Andy Brennan.

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  5. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

    I wish I hadn't done Father Meathead.

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  6. Christmas Evil (1980)
    Edit out 2 scenes, becomes family classic

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  7. MAD LOVE (1935)

    Never receive the hands of a murderer.

    Or

    Don't let love drive you mad, Doctor.

    Or

    Here is a wonderful Peter Lorre performance.

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  8. The Last Exorcism Part II (2013, dir. Ed Gass-Donnelly)
    Moral of the story: Just be yourself.

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  9. Ghost Ship (2002, Dir: Steve Beck)

    Way to half ass a dance, folks.

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  10. Holidays (2015)
    "Lorenza Izzo can chop me up anytime!"

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  11. Night Train to Terror (1985)

    Fix it with claymation. Nobody will notice.

    or

    Mesmerizing, inconsistent, weird. Nothing but bad decisions.

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  12. Scream 2 (1997)

    Movie reveals true power of Diane Sawyer

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  13. Fender Bender (2016)

    Could you slurp that wine any louder?

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  14. Housebound (2014)

    Tv episode hiding in walls of movie.

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  15. No Tell Motel (2012)

    Maybe sleep in the car next time.

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  16. Lifeforce (1985)

    Climax of Lifeforce is a literal climax.

    or

    Houston we have a problem. What? Boobs!

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  17. The Fly (1986)

    I'd give anything to meld with Goldblum.

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  18. You're Next (2011)
    Dinner. Murder. Survival.
    Your typical family gathering.

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  19. Candyman (1992)

    Daily Herald didn't report any of this

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  20. The Iron Rose (1973)

    Want to have a Rollin the grave?

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  21. Society 1989

    New meaning to Eddie Veder’s Song “Society”

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  22. Phantom of The Paradise (1974)

    Murder and Mayhem! Music and Maleviolence! BEEF!

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  23. THE DARK HALF (1993)

    Greatest name of all time-ALEXIS MACHINE!

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  24. AMONG THE LIVING (2014)

    The directors of INSIDE...you need more?

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  25. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    So it was all the dog's fault.

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  26. Scream (1996)

    Skeeter boys always make things so complicated

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  27. The Craft (1996)

    Magick is easier than trig class, apparently.

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  28. The Monster Squad (1987)

    The Dark Universe before Cruise and Crowe.

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  29. The American Scream (2012)
    Adorable Massachusetts people, but also very sick

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  30. Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)

    Still not sure this is a movie.

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  31. Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)

    Yellow slicker to Brooke Shields: Ya Burnt!

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  32. Always Shine (2016)

    Actresses compete as competing actresses. Meta murder?

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  33. Split (2017)

    110 minutes of twist prep - WORTH it

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  34. Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980, dir. Joe D'Amato)
    Eat brains? Give head? Why not both??

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    1. or
      Wanna see George Eastman's dick?? ...Too bad!

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  35. Society (1989):

    "It's a *belch* world of Cronenbergs, Morty!"

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  36. Shutter (2004)

    An Asian horror film about ghosts? Shocking!

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  37. Cursed Wes Craven

    Fat thighed Werewolf Bird flips the Bird

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  38. FEARdotCom (2002)

    What a fucking waste of Jeffrey Combs.

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  39. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Get bit by Busey, become a WereBusey.

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  40. SUBURBAN GOTHIC (2014)

    Just watch EXCISION or TRASH FIRE instead.

    or

    John Waters and Jeffrey Combs deserve better.

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  41. House on Haunted Holl (1959)

    Officers, arrest Carol Ohmart! She's slaying looks!

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  42. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    When scares stopping working, lean into schlock.

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  43. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Senior citizen somehow overpowers healthy teen councelors.

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  44. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

    And the Creature will return in Thunderball.

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  45. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

    Now Alice Cooper's stuck in my head.

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  46. Last Shift (2014)
    "Cults, Hell, and psychological madness....fuck yea."

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  47. Last Man in Earth (1964)

    Rules of apocalypse, vampires not totally clear.

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  48. Humongous (1982)

    I cannot see most of this movie.

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  49. Gerald's Game (2017)

    Gotta Hand it to Gugino, well done.

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  50. The Shining (1980)

    The Academy Award goes to...Nicholson's brows.

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  51. Child's Play (1988)

    This caused a phobia of My Buddy.

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  52. Doll Graveyard (2005)

    Doll found buried in backyard, kills many.

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  53. Splinter (2008) Dir. Toby Wilkins

    Not one mutated rat appears. Zero stars.

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  54. Frogs (1972)

    Sam Elliott just wants to save you!

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  55. PROM NIGHT (1980)

    not so upset about skipping prom anymore

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  56. Premature Burial (1962)

    Imagine the tales from that swinging crypt!

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  57. Blood Rage (1987) (With FTM commentary):

    Wait. Can we back up 82 minutes?

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  58. Future Shock (1994)

    Middle to low rate anthology. Great Paxton

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  59. Psycho Cop (1989)

    Bob Vance was Crazy before finding refrigeration.

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  60. Night of the Demon (1980)
    Makes bold choices for a Bigfoot movie.

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  61. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)

    The Lyin', The Bitch, and the Wardrobe.

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    1. I need to give this movie a rewatches but I just don't know that I'm up for it. Incredibly creepy.

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  62. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986)
    Tom Atkins plays Tom Atkins, once again

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  63. Duel (1971)

    Car. Man. Mountains. Car, truck, chase... Crash!

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  64. The Vampire Bat (1933)

    JB liked it. It's free on Prime.

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    1. I was touting the transfer. How is the version on Amazon?
      Did you like it?

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  65. Dearest Sister (2016)

    Better to be blind than win lottery.

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  66. Wacko (1982)

    Some movies are obscure for a reason.

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  67. The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)

    Is your family crypt wired with electricity?

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  68. Beetlejuice (1988)

    Imagine Vincent Price in the Otho role.

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  69. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    Afterlife Jumanji? But dice won't save you.

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  70. The Frighteners (1996)

    Nobody goes full Oldman like Jeffrey Combs!

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  71. House of Wax (1953)

    Suspense. Grotesquerie. Raimi influence. This has everything.

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  72. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Remember, they're sexy werewolves, not sexy swearwolves.

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  73. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Zombie saw, got all the wrong ideas.

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  74. Raw Force (1982)

    Weirdest episode of The Love Boat ever.

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  75. Leprechaun 2 (1994)

    I'll never forget my wife's third sneeze.

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  76. Zombieland (2009)

    *Spoiler Alert* Zombies are the bad guys!

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  77. The Void (2016)
    That’s the biggest baby I’ve ever seen.

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  78. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
    Crispin Glover: Dancing with slashers champ, 1984

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  79. Wishmaster (1997)

    Through Riske's eyes, a masterpiece is born!

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  80. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
    Blind people don't care about tie colors.

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  81. Carnival of Souls

    Kept waiting for Robert Blake to appear.

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  82. The Thing (1982)

    Strangely sexy after Childress shares pet theory...

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  83. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

    Just what?? They’re all on Burn Notice.

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  84. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    I’m still conflicted about the nurse seen.

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  85. The Fly (1986)

    Brundle's eating technique not for the squeamish

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  86. It (1990)

    Not as scary as 4th-grade friends said.

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