Friday, October 13, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 13


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  1. Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008, dir. Eric Bross)
    Same screenwriter: The Revenant and Martyrs 2015.

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  2. The Understudy: Graveyard Shift II (1988, dir. Jerry Ciccoritti)
    Got bamboozled!! Graveyard Shift came out 1990.

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  3. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

    Miguel Núñez Jr.: So many thankless roles.

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  4. Showbox provides the option of downloading the contents offline so that you may watch it later at a more convenient time. To enjoy all these just download Showbox a

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    1. I heard that Showbox spams beloved movie podcasting websites. If you can demonstrate that this isn't true and is yet another instance of so-called fake news, I promise to subscribe to Fuckbo... I beg your pardon... Showbox at the earliest opportunity.

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    2. Showbox (2017)

      “Showbox a”?! Don’t leave me hanging, dude!

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  5. Nightwatch (1997, Dir: Ole Borendal)

    Off to commit necrophilia. You-In McGregor?

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  6. Julia (2014, dir. Matthew A. Brown)
    Intense, unique, good-looking rape/revenge. Recommended!

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  7. Friday The 13th (1980)

    Kinda want the sweater Pamela was wearing

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  8. Train to Busan (2016)

    Sequels:
    Plane to Busan
    Automobile to Busan

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  9. Jason Goes To Hell (1993)

    Watch the first eight minutes. Turn off.

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  10. Beyond Evil (1980)

    Atmospheric haunted house story. Suddenly, laser beams!

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  11. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    Make a supersonic man out of you.

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  12. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.

    Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001) -- Wishmaster, WTF? Please bring back the Divoff!

    Wishmaster 4: Prophecy Fulfilled (2002) -- Marathon Complete: Sippin' on Djinn and juice...

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  13. The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)

    Frankenstein movie without monsters? Bold move, Cotton.

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  14. The Mangler (1995)

    Hooper to Levine: "You're being too subtle."

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  15. The Invitation (2016)

    Not the WORST dinner with ex imaginable...

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  16. Jason X (2001)
    Jason.
    Space.
    Hate me, but hell yes!

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  17. Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

    Probably the finest cast in the series.

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  18. Clownhouse (1989)
    Overshadowed by directors crime...he made Powder.

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  19. Red Christmas (2016, dir. Craig Anderson)
    Crazy!! Further polished, this would've been classic!

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  20. John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)

    Who goes there? "Nobody..." says the Thing

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  21. The Babysitter (2017, dir. McG)
    FUCK, Leslie Bibb is in this? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    1. I hate Billy Jack, but that Billy Jack scene was romantic as shit.

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    2. And, btw, this movie is fuckin' awesome. I've been a Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle fan for well over a decade now, and finally feel totally vindicated. McG needs to stick with horror from now on. Even Bella Thorne comes out looking good from this one.

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  22. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

    How's this not directed by Rob Zombie?

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  23. Tales Of Halloween (2015)

    When Kimmel’s Halloween candy prank goes wrong.

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  24. Dr. Giggles (1992)

    The worst Halloween episode of L.A. Law.

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  25. Contracted 2013
    Never trust a stranger with red-solo cup!

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  26. Halloween 2 (1981)

    At least no innocent trick-r-treaters got hurt.....

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  27. The Mutilator (1984)
    I understand why they had to die.

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  28. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    That Jason guy really caught her eye.

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  29. Fright Night (2011)

    Tennant: better Chris Angel than Chris Angel.

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  30. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Hottest Brady incest since Carol and Greg

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  31. Quatermass and the Pit (1967)

    Even in crisis, British stop for pint.

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  32. Society

    Dammit, I wanted the "HOOPS" vanity plate.

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  33. Nekromantik (1987)

    Perfect date movie...as in court date.

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  34. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

    I'm kinda intrigued how there's a sequel.

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    1. This is a strangely beautiful film. Price brought a lot pathos to Dr. Phibes. You are not missing anything by not seeing the sequel.

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  35. Morgan (2016)

    From visionary director Rid... Ton... Luke Scott?

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  36. Road Games (1981)

    Stacy Keach in Sad Max: Bacon Warrior

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  37. House of 1000 corpses (2003)
    Only counted 996, Where is the rest?

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  38. The Purge (2013)

    Just go to Mexico, dummies (or Canada).

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  39. Lord of Illusions (1995)

    Reincarnation? I’m not too worried about it.

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  40. Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010)

    I fucking love this score. Thats all.

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  41. Attack of the Killer Refrigerator (1990) w/ The Hook of Woodland Heights (1990)

    Eh, I've spent five dollars on worse.

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  42. Slash Dance (1989)

    Like a porn that never actually porns.

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  43. Don't Fall Asleep (2016)

    Every fan film has an Elm Street.

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  44. Corpse Bride (2005)
    Dead and rotting missing limbs morbid sweetness

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  45. Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)
    Monster Adam Sandler insists he sings again

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  46. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
    Jason workout:
    Face press.
    Cop back bends.

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  47. The Babysitter (2017)

    McG's latest Sugar Ray video, horror style.

    These kids listen to Roy Ayers!? NOPE!

    Horror comedy by McG - my two nightmares.

    Ranking untalented one-namers: Leon > McG.

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  48. The Incubus (1982)

    Killer rape monster likes to rape, kill.

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  49. The Babysitter (2017)

    Samara Weaving rules. McG is a hack.

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  50. Gerald's Game (2017)
    Ending exposition handcuffs an otherwise good movie.

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  51. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    Funky theme music wildly out of place.

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  52. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Dr.Loomis draws gun to win all arguments.

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  53. The Babysitter (2017)

    Coming soon, Data and Predator spin-off movie.

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  54. Dreamaniac (1986)

    Makes me want Freddy Krueger's reserved subtlety.

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  55. Inferno (1980):

    When drowning cat sack, watch for rats!

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  56. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999): So salvation is a forced birthing process?

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  57. Don't Kill It (2017)
    He pointed a net-gun at a truck!

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  58. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

    Classic twist: it’s supposed to be good...

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  59. Don't Breathe (2016)

    Semen is so cold in the D

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  60. The House of the Devil (2009)

    What’re you saying? That pizza looks delicious.

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  61. The Faculty (1998)

    The druggies always know best, lesson learned!

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  62. Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006):

    Every movie should end with "Psycho Killer".

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  63. Patchwork (2015)
    All dudes are jerks except Weasley twin

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  64. Stir of Echoes (1999):

    Will someone talk to that poor child?

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    1. In 1999 I thought my Chicago adult life was going to be exactly like this.

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  65. The Babysitter (2017)

    Oh, so that's a pocket knife. Thanks.

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  66. Hot Fuzz (2007)

    Heads start rolling for the greater good.

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  67. Cult of Chucky (2017)

    Out there, but in a good way

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  68. The Blob (1988)
    Underrated. Better than original. Ribbed or regular?

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  69. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
    Did I startle you with my... weapon?

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  70. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Discovered creepy doll? Yep, time to go!

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  71. The Babysitter

    Assaults your senses, for better or worse.

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  72. Black Christmas

    All phones are scary to me now

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  73. Friday the 13th (1980)
    Monopoly game ends without crying or screaming?

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  74. Jason X (2001)

    The "X" stands for... I got nothin'.

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  75. Cult of Chucky (2017)

    Fiona Dourif resembles an exasperated Emma Watson

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  76. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Best looking unmasked Jason in the series!

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  77. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Just what I wanted! Charming and fun.

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  78. Friday the 13th 4 - The Final Chapter (1984)

    Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration!

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  79. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

    Got married then watched this. Priorities: straight!

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    1. You got married on a Friday the 13th in October? That is truly epic. Congrats!

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    2. Thanks guys! It was just a small courthouse ceremony (we've been together 13 (yep) years - we're too old for that big wedding shit) and when I was booking a time slot and Friday the 13th was the next available date I was so happy about it.

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  80. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Does that mom only own track suits??

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  81. Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI (1986)

    What an random group of red shirts.

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  82. Killer Party (2016)

    Sometimes I ruin my Scary Movie Month.

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