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I heard that Showbox spams beloved movie podcasting websites. If you can demonstrate that this isn't true and is yet another instance of so-called fake news, I promise to subscribe to Fuckbo... I beg your pardon... Showbox at the earliest opportunity.
And, btw, this movie is fuckin' awesome. I've been a Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle fan for well over a decade now, and finally feel totally vindicated. McG needs to stick with horror from now on. Even Bella Thorne comes out looking good from this one.
Thanks guys! It was just a small courthouse ceremony (we've been together 13 (yep) years - we're too old for that big wedding shit) and when I was booking a time slot and Friday the 13th was the next available date I was so happy about it.
Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008, dir. Eric Bross)
ReplyDeleteSame screenwriter: The Revenant and Martyrs 2015.
The Understudy: Graveyard Shift II (1988, dir. Jerry Ciccoritti)
ReplyDeleteGot bamboozled!! Graveyard Shift came out 1990.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteMiguel Núñez Jr.: So many thankless roles.
Showbox provides the option of downloading the contents offline so that you may watch it later at a more convenient time. To enjoy all these just download Showbox a
ReplyDeleteI heard that Showbox spams beloved movie podcasting websites. If you can demonstrate that this isn't true and is yet another instance of so-called fake news, I promise to subscribe to Fuckbo... I beg your pardon... Showbox at the earliest opportunity.
DeleteShowbox (2017)
Delete“Showbox a”?! Don’t leave me hanging, dude!
Nightwatch (1997, Dir: Ole Borendal)
ReplyDeleteOff to commit necrophilia. You-In McGregor?
Julia (2014, dir. Matthew A. Brown)
ReplyDeleteIntense, unique, good-looking rape/revenge. Recommended!
Friday The 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteKinda want the sweater Pamela was wearing
Train to Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteSequels:
Plane to Busan
Automobile to Busan
Jason Goes To Hell (1993)
ReplyDeleteWatch the first eight minutes. Turn off.
Beyond Evil (1980)
ReplyDeleteAtmospheric haunted house story. Suddenly, laser beams!
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteMake a supersonic man out of you.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.
ReplyDeleteWishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001) -- Wishmaster, WTF? Please bring back the Divoff!
Wishmaster 4: Prophecy Fulfilled (2002) -- Marathon Complete: Sippin' on Djinn and juice...
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein movie without monsters? Bold move, Cotton.
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteHooper to Levine: "You're being too subtle."
The Invitation (2016)
ReplyDeleteNot the WORST dinner with ex imaginable...
Jason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteJason.
Space.
Hate me, but hell yes!
Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteProbably the finest cast in the series.
Clownhouse (1989)
ReplyDeleteOvershadowed by directors crime...he made Powder.
Red Christmas (2016, dir. Craig Anderson)
ReplyDeleteCrazy!! Further polished, this would've been classic!
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWho goes there? "Nobody..." says the Thing
The Babysitter (2017, dir. McG)
ReplyDeleteFUCK, Leslie Bibb is in this? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate Billy Jack, but that Billy Jack scene was romantic as shit.
DeleteAnd, btw, this movie is fuckin' awesome. I've been a Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle fan for well over a decade now, and finally feel totally vindicated. McG needs to stick with horror from now on. Even Bella Thorne comes out looking good from this one.
DeleteThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteHow's this not directed by Rob Zombie?
Tales Of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhen Kimmel’s Halloween candy prank goes wrong.
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteThe worst Halloween episode of L.A. Law.
Contracted 2013
ReplyDeleteNever trust a stranger with red-solo cup!
Halloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteAt least no innocent trick-r-treaters got hurt.....
The Mutilator (1984)
ReplyDeleteI understand why they had to die.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
ReplyDeleteThat Jason guy really caught her eye.
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteTennant: better Chris Angel than Chris Angel.
Sleepwalkers (1992)
ReplyDeleteHottest Brady incest since Carol and Greg
Quatermass and the Pit (1967)
ReplyDeleteEven in crisis, British stop for pint.
Society
ReplyDeleteDammit, I wanted the "HOOPS" vanity plate.
Nekromantik (1987)
ReplyDeletePerfect date movie...as in court date.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda intrigued how there's a sequel.
This is a strangely beautiful film. Price brought a lot pathos to Dr. Phibes. You are not missing anything by not seeing the sequel.
DeleteMorgan (2016)
ReplyDeleteFrom visionary director Rid... Ton... Luke Scott?
Road Games (1981)
ReplyDeleteStacy Keach in Sad Max: Bacon Warrior
House of 1000 corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteOnly counted 996, Where is the rest?
The Purge (2013)
ReplyDeleteJust go to Mexico, dummies (or Canada).
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteReincarnation? I’m not too worried about it.
Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010)
ReplyDeleteI fucking love this score. Thats all.
There's a mind fuck.
DeleteAttack of the Killer Refrigerator (1990) w/ The Hook of Woodland Heights (1990)
ReplyDeleteEh, I've spent five dollars on worse.
Slash Dance (1989)
ReplyDeleteLike a porn that never actually porns.
Don't Fall Asleep (2016)
ReplyDeleteEvery fan film has an Elm Street.
Corpse Bride (2005)
ReplyDeleteDead and rotting missing limbs morbid sweetness
Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)
ReplyDeleteMonster Adam Sandler insists he sings again
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteJason workout:
Face press.
Cop back bends.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteMcG's latest Sugar Ray video, horror style.
These kids listen to Roy Ayers!? NOPE!
Horror comedy by McG - my two nightmares.
Ranking untalented one-namers: Leon > McG.
The Incubus (1982)
ReplyDeleteKiller rape monster likes to rape, kill.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteSamara Weaving rules. McG is a hack.
Gerald's Game (2017)
ReplyDeleteEnding exposition handcuffs an otherwise good movie.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
ReplyDeleteFunky theme music wildly out of place.
Halloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteDr.Loomis draws gun to win all arguments.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteComing soon, Data and Predator spin-off movie.
Dreamaniac (1986)
ReplyDeleteMakes me want Freddy Krueger's reserved subtlety.
Inferno (1980):
ReplyDeleteWhen drowning cat sack, watch for rats!
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999): So salvation is a forced birthing process?
ReplyDeleteDon't Kill It (2017)
ReplyDeleteHe pointed a net-gun at a truck!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
ReplyDeleteClassic twist: it’s supposed to be good...
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteSemen is so cold in the D
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteWhat’re you saying? That pizza looks delicious.
The Faculty (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe druggies always know best, lesson learned!
Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006):
ReplyDeleteEvery movie should end with "Psycho Killer".
Yes! Agreed!
DeletePatchwork (2015)
ReplyDeleteAll dudes are jerks except Weasley twin
Stir of Echoes (1999):
ReplyDeleteWill someone talk to that poor child?
In 1999 I thought my Chicago adult life was going to be exactly like this.
DeleteThe Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteOh, so that's a pocket knife. Thanks.
Exactly
DeleteHot Fuzz (2007)
ReplyDeleteHeads start rolling for the greater good.
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteOut there, but in a good way
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteDid I startle you with my... weapon?
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteDiscovered creepy doll? Yep, time to go!
The Babysitter
ReplyDeleteAssaults your senses, for better or worse.
Black Christmas
ReplyDeleteAll phones are scary to me now
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteMonopoly game ends without crying or screaming?
Jason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteThe "X" stands for... I got nothin'.
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteFiona Dourif resembles an exasperated Emma Watson
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteBest looking unmasked Jason in the series!
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteJust what I wanted! Charming and fun.
Friday the 13th 4 - The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteDefenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration! Defenestration!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteGot married then watched this. Priorities: straight!
Congratulations!
DeleteCongrats, Sol!
DeleteYou got married on a Friday the 13th in October? That is truly epic. Congrats!
DeleteThanks guys! It was just a small courthouse ceremony (we've been together 13 (yep) years - we're too old for that big wedding shit) and when I was booking a time slot and Friday the 13th was the next available date I was so happy about it.
DeleteCongratulations Sol!
DeleteFriday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteDoes that mom only own track suits??
Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI (1986)
ReplyDeleteWhat an random group of red shirts.
Killer Party (2016)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I ruin my Scary Movie Month.