Thursday, October 26, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 26

99 comments:

  1. Resurrection (1999, Dir: Russel Mulcahy)

    Now you're against decapitation, Mr Hypocritical Highlander?

    ReplyDelete
  2. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE (1973)

    That shopkeeper is too lenient toward wrongdoers.

    And

    That door looked evil from the start.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lisa and The Devil (1973)

    Who let Kojack get a pilots license?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Saw 3 (2006)

    Jigsaw. America's greatest humanitarian rides out again.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Train to Busan (2016)

    Travelling by train, zombies fall like rain

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Fun to have wit, when zombies are legit.

      :)

      Delete
  6. HOUSE OF DRACULA (1945)

    Dracula, Wolf Man, Frankenstein: A plot needed?

    ReplyDelete
  7. The Babysitter (2017)

    Best violent death involving People's Choice award!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Amsterdamned (1988)
    It's a much better movie than Frankfucked

    ReplyDelete
  9. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    [Insert “has similarities to Jumanji” reference here]

    ReplyDelete
  10. Charlotte (2017)

    Not all evil dolls are created equal.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Bad Dreams (1988)

    Underrated eighties horror, favourite Elm Street rip-off!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Children of the Corn (1984)
    Further evidence that ginger's don't have souls.
    -or-
    Morbid take on the "No Parents!" premise.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Deathdream (1974)

    Eerie and unsettling but ultimately very sad.

    ReplyDelete
  14. The Hidden (1987)

    Twin Peaks Meets John Carpenter’s The Thing

    ReplyDelete
  15. The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

    Could it be the younger generations Scream?

    ReplyDelete
  16. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

    Brutal, but good, remake of brutal original.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I actually prefer the remake on this one....I shall go repent for my blasphemy.

      Delete
    2. Oh, The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)? I read it was bad, but will check it out.

      Delete
    3. Doubt you'll read this, but I meant the one you reviewed here. Saying I like the remake to the original. Wasn't a big fan of Craven's version.

      Delete
  17. Silver Bullet (1985)
    How do you explain the naked priest?

    OR
    No Motorbike. He'll crash and get para......

    ReplyDelete
  18. Carrie (1976)

    Nobody but Spacek could pull this off

    ReplyDelete
  19. The Craft (1996)

    Would pay Tunney money for better wig!!
    or
    Teen crush on Fairuza Balk, still valid!..
    or
    So Wish Upon, basically The Craft... Discus?

    ReplyDelete
  20. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
    80's garages only used for sick workouts

    ReplyDelete
  21. House of Wax (1953)

    That Price fellow knows how to fight.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Jaws The Revenge (1987)

    Sorry, Thought it was Shitty Movie Month.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Martin (1978)

    Alternate title: The Blood Red Shoe Diaries.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Society (1989)

    Prefer boobs or ass? Doesn't matter anymore!

    also as a 7 word aside
    Presenting the #fthismovie #scarymoviemonth movie du jour.

    ReplyDelete
  25. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
    These friends will protect Alice, and dead

    ReplyDelete
  26. Urban Legend (1998)

    Leto plays a (relatively) normal human being!

    ReplyDelete
  27. Terror on Tour (1980)

    Makes KISS's TV movie look like Amadeus.

    ReplyDelete
  28. The Covenant (2006)

    Nobody involved has even been to Massachusetts.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Hooper invents Choppped before the Food Network.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Tales of Halloween (2015)
    Some kids get revenge, others get tricked

    ReplyDelete
  31. GET OUT (2017)

    The sunken place isn't looking so bad.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Re-Animator (1985)

    Was doctor psychic? That isn't very realistic!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Or

      Finally, more naked dudes than naked girls

      Delete
  33. The Ruins (2008)

    This movie can really GROW on you!

    ReplyDelete
  34. Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh (1995)

    Can't help getting hooked by the candy.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Tremors (1990)

    B-pictures don't have to suck, fuuuuuuuck youuuuuu.

    ReplyDelete
  36. The Dark Half (1993)

    Want crossover movie: George, Tony, and Arya.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Saw V (2008)

    Better call Saw? Strahm's not Bob Odenkirk.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Also, Alien (1979)

    Used future leads to used, soiled kecks.

    ReplyDelete
  39. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
    Freddy gets wacky with Nickelodeon style comedy

    ReplyDelete
  40. Turbo Kid

    The art of Asskicking,

    Eyes, Nose, Genitals!

    ReplyDelete
  41. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
    *wink* I'll be back. Psych! Here's Jackie.

    ReplyDelete
  42. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Apparently Jason also entered the editing room.

    ReplyDelete
  43. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Maggot and Brains, Mangia che ti passa!

    ReplyDelete
  44. The Stay Awake (1988)

    My, what REALLY big eyes you have.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Videodrome (1983)

    James Woods can't stomach one Blondie video

    ReplyDelete
  46. Zombeavers (2015)

    Not as much nudity as you'd think.

    ReplyDelete
  47. Bats (1999)

    Thinking bats? I find the idea O-ffensive!

    ReplyDelete
  48. Castle Freak (1995)

    More Freak dick than I had expected.

    ReplyDelete
  49. The Haunted Palace (1963)

    Price moves into haunted house on hill

    ReplyDelete
  50. Tower of London (1962)

    Sadistic Price becomes King, pulls a Tommen.

    ReplyDelete
  51. Rope (1948)

    Worlds worst friends host awkward dinner party

    ReplyDelete
  52. The VVitch (2015)

    VVorld-vveary VVilliam vvorries about a vvicked vvitch.

    ReplyDelete
  53. The Thing (1982).

    Man's best friend; often imitated, never duplicated.

    ReplyDelete
  54. The Dark (1979)

    More movie monsters should have laser eyes.

    ReplyDelete
  55. Little Monsters (1989)
    "Boy Meets Monster a.k.a The Savage Years."

    ReplyDelete
  56. Found Footage 3D (2017)

    So meta it even knows it sucks.

    ReplyDelete
  57. Will Vinton's Claymation Comedy of Horrors (1991)

    Who doesn't love a good homonym joke?

    ReplyDelete
  58. Pet Sematary (1983)

    Movie has the world's creepiest wall art

    ReplyDelete
  59. Night of The Demon (1957)

    Mother, please stop inviting my next victims.

    ReplyDelete
  60. War of the Worlds (2005)
    - Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.

    Cloverfield
    - Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.

    Super 8
    - Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.

    Aliens
    - "They're dead! Alright? Can I go now?"

    ReplyDelete
  61. The Keep (1983)

    Don't worry Mann, eventually you'll make Heat

    ReplyDelete
  62. Ginger Snaps

    I can't imagine what menopause looks like

    ReplyDelete
  63. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    In the dream world, you have glaucoma

    ReplyDelete
  64. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    It's like going to Macy's in September!

    ReplyDelete
  65. Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives

    Camp counselors finally have kids to counsel.

    ReplyDelete
  66. Happy Death Day

    After the eighth viewing, I liked it.

    ReplyDelete
  67. They Fly (1986)

    Brought a girl for a first date.

    ReplyDelete
  68. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    "Wait! I forgot my blood pressure meds..."

    ReplyDelete
  69. Victor Crowley

    My spoiler free review of Victor Cowley

    ReplyDelete
  70. The Purge (2013)
    A Delpyless horror version of "Before Sunrise".

    ReplyDelete
  71. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
    Society needs good scrubbing with a Grillo-pad

    ReplyDelete
  72. Pet Sematary (1989)

    The Legend of Zelda: Creepy Bed Lady

    ReplyDelete
  73. The Purge: Election Year (2016)
    Okay, yeah, that's enough for me, thanks.

    ReplyDelete
  74. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

    Hot southern girls sprayed with orange juice

    ReplyDelete
  75. Prince Of Darkness (1987)

    Satan helps Jameson Parker learn card tricks.

    ReplyDelete
  76. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931): Battle with your demons, and your dentist.

    ReplyDelete
  77. Satan's Blade (1984)

    Ski lodgers all eventually get the point.

    ReplyDelete
  78. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Honestly, Johnny Depp's performance is so underappreciated.

    ReplyDelete
  79. Vault of Horror (1973)

    I'm a 'House That Dripped Blood' guy.

    ReplyDelete
  80. Saw (2004) Dir. James Wan

    The saw can reach the phone......jackass.

    -OR-

    I remember this being better YOU BASTARD!

    ReplyDelete
  81. Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

    Ensign Hoshi would be more convincing here.

    ReplyDelete
  82. The Night Brings Charlie (1990)

    Only slasher completionists (hi Patrick!) should bother.

    ReplyDelete
  83. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Knife-hand isn't for slashing, but chalkboard!

    ReplyDelete
  84. House of Wax (2006)

    Wait, wax buildings are a BAD idea?!

    ReplyDelete
  85. Found Footage 3D (2016)

    Forgot one Found Footage Rule: didn't suck!

    ReplyDelete
  86. Deadly Presence (2012)

    Your haunted house isn’t all that haunted.

    ReplyDelete
  87. Abby (1974)

    Carol Speed's great but no Marki Bey.

    ReplyDelete
  88. The Mummy (1999)

    Rudimentary CGI didn't ruin it, thanks JB.

    ReplyDelete
  89. Dracula (1931)

    Frye overacts like he's starring in Wishmaster.

    ReplyDelete
  90. Creep (2014)
    Browser history full so internet is slow.

    ReplyDelete
  91. The Incubus

    Could have used more Incubus

    ReplyDelete
  92. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Crampton, why you no stop, drop, roll?

    ReplyDelete
  93. Saw (2004)

    The real torture's how Elwes says "Allie".

    ReplyDelete