Resurrection (1999, Dir: Russel Mulcahy)Now you're against decapitation, Mr Hypocritical Highlander?
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE (1973)That shopkeeper is too lenient toward wrongdoers.AndThat door looked evil from the start.
Lisa and The Devil (1973)Who let Kojack get a pilots license?
Saw 3 (2006)Jigsaw. America's greatest humanitarian rides out again.
Train to Busan (2016)Travelling by train, zombies fall like rain
Fun to have wit, when zombies are legit.:)
HOUSE OF DRACULA (1945)Dracula, Wolf Man, Frankenstein: A plot needed?
The Babysitter (2017)Best violent death involving People's Choice award!
Amsterdamned (1988)It's a much better movie than Frankfucked
Beyond the Gates (2016)[Insert “has similarities to Jumanji” reference here]
Charlotte (2017) Not all evil dolls are created equal.
Bad Dreams (1988)Underrated eighties horror, favourite Elm Street rip-off!!
Children of the Corn (1984)Further evidence that ginger's don't have souls.-or-Morbid take on the "No Parents!" premise.
Deathdream (1974)Eerie and unsettling but ultimately very sad.
The Hidden (1987)Twin Peaks Meets John Carpenter’s The Thing
The Cabin In The Woods (2012)Could it be the younger generations Scream?
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)Brutal, but good, remake of brutal original.
I actually prefer the remake on this one....I shall go repent for my blasphemy.
Oh, The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)? I read it was bad, but will check it out.
Doubt you'll read this, but I meant the one you reviewed here. Saying I like the remake to the original. Wasn't a big fan of Craven's version.
Silver Bullet (1985)How do you explain the naked priest?ORNo Motorbike. He'll crash and get para......
Carrie (1976)Nobody but Spacek could pull this off
The Craft (1996)Would pay Tunney money for better wig!!orTeen crush on Fairuza Balk, still valid!..orSo Wish Upon, basically The Craft... Discus?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)80's garages only used for sick workouts
House of Wax (1953)That Price fellow knows how to fight.
Jaws The Revenge (1987)Sorry, Thought it was Shitty Movie Month.
Martin (1978)Alternate title: The Blood Red Shoe Diaries.
Society (1989)Prefer boobs or ass? Doesn't matter anymore!also as a 7 word asidePresenting the #fthismovie #scarymoviemonth movie du jour.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)These friends will protect Alice, and dead
Urban Legend (1998)Leto plays a (relatively) normal human being!
Terror on Tour (1980) Makes KISS's TV movie look like Amadeus.
The Covenant (2006)Nobody involved has even been to Massachusetts.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Hooper invents Choppped before the Food Network.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Some kids get revenge, others get tricked
GET OUT (2017)The sunken place isn't looking so bad.
Re-Animator (1985)Was doctor psychic? That isn't very realistic!
OrFinally, more naked dudes than naked girls
The Ruins (2008) This movie can really GROW on you!
Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh (1995)Can't help getting hooked by the candy.
Tremors (1990)B-pictures don't have to suck, fuuuuuuuck youuuuuu.
The Dark Half (1993) Want crossover movie: George, Tony, and Arya.
Saw V (2008)Better call Saw? Strahm's not Bob Odenkirk.
Also, Alien (1979)Used future leads to used, soiled kecks.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)Freddy gets wacky with Nickelodeon style comedy
Turbo KidThe art of Asskicking,Eyes, Nose, Genitals!
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)*wink* I'll be back. Psych! Here's Jackie.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)Apparently Jason also entered the editing room.
City of the Living Dead (1980)Maggot and Brains, Mangia che ti passa!
The Stay Awake (1988) My, what REALLY big eyes you have.
Videodrome (1983)James Woods can't stomach one Blondie video
Zombeavers (2015)Not as much nudity as you'd think.
Bats (1999)Thinking bats? I find the idea O-ffensive!
Castle Freak (1995)More Freak dick than I had expected.
The Haunted Palace (1963)Price moves into haunted house on hill
Tower of London (1962)Sadistic Price becomes King, pulls a Tommen.
Rope (1948)Worlds worst friends host awkward dinner party
The VVitch (2015)VVorld-vveary VVilliam vvorries about a vvicked vvitch.
The Thing (1982). Man's best friend; often imitated, never duplicated.
The Dark (1979) More movie monsters should have laser eyes.
Little Monsters (1989)"Boy Meets Monster a.k.a The Savage Years."
Found Footage 3D (2017)So meta it even knows it sucks.
Will Vinton's Claymation Comedy of Horrors (1991) Who doesn't love a good homonym joke?
Pet Sematary (1983)Movie has the world's creepiest wall art
Night of The Demon (1957)Mother, please stop inviting my next victims.
War of the Worlds (2005)- Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.Cloverfield- Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.Super 8- Entertaining monster movie ruminates on trauma, loss.Aliens- "They're dead! Alright? Can I go now?"
The Keep (1983) Don't worry Mann, eventually you'll make Heat
Ginger SnapsI can't imagine what menopause looks like
Freddy's Dead: The Final NightmareIn the dream world, you have glaucoma
Rare Exports: A Christmas TaleIt's like going to Macy's in September!
Friday the 13th VI: Jason LivesCamp counselors finally have kids to counsel.
Happy Death DayAfter the eighth viewing, I liked it.
They Fly (1986)Brought a girl for a first date.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)"Wait! I forgot my blood pressure meds..."
Victor CrowleyMy spoiler free review of Victor Cowley
The Purge (2013)A Delpyless horror version of "Before Sunrise".
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)Society needs good scrubbing with a Grillo-pad
Pet Sematary (1989)The Legend of Zelda: Creepy Bed Lady
The Purge: Election Year (2016)Okay, yeah, that's enough for me, thanks.
Evil Dead 2: Dead by DawnHot southern girls sprayed with orange juice
Prince Of Darkness (1987)Satan helps Jameson Parker learn card tricks.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931): Battle with your demons, and your dentist.
Satan's Blade (1984)Ski lodgers all eventually get the point.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Honestly, Johnny Depp's performance is so underappreciated.
Vault of Horror (1973)I'm a 'House That Dripped Blood' guy.
Saw (2004) Dir. James WanThe saw can reach the phone......jackass. -OR-I remember this being better YOU BASTARD!
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)Ensign Hoshi would be more convincing here.
The Night Brings Charlie (1990)Only slasher completionists (hi Patrick!) should bother.
Freddy's Dead: The Final NightmareKnife-hand isn't for slashing, but chalkboard!
House of Wax (2006)Wait, wax buildings are a BAD idea?!
Found Footage 3D (2016)Forgot one Found Footage Rule: didn't suck!
Deadly Presence (2012) Your haunted house isn’t all that haunted.
Abby (1974)Carol Speed's great but no Marki Bey.
The Mummy (1999)Rudimentary CGI didn't ruin it, thanks JB.
Dracula (1931)Frye overacts like he's starring in Wishmaster.
Creep (2014)Browser history full so internet is slow.
The Incubus Could have used more Incubus
The Mangler Cherry tomato?
Chopping Mall (1986)Crampton, why you no stop, drop, roll?
Saw (2004)The real torture's how Elwes says "Allie".