Between Halloween and candyman, I've watched two dogs not make it through tonight! Sure is a treat when they not only survive, but are also totally badass.
Haha - not sure what kind of yikes that is! Wasn't sure if that was too bold of a statement but couldn't think of many found footage sequels let alone great ones...
Didn't get to watch anything today, long day at work, but did get a chance to catch up on all the reviews, and I have to say I think this has been the best day for reviews. Thanks guy. Gave me a good laugh at work.
Xtro 1982 82 mins only
ReplyDeleteWe need more comments
Everyone watch Xtro!
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteLarry's attempted flirting creepiest thing in movie.
haha I know. That's my favorite classic universal, but Larry is so terrible at flirting.
DeleteKill List (2011, Dir: Ben Wheatley)
ReplyDeleteThis movie made me Brexit my pants.
Monster Squad (87)
ReplyDeleteKill swamp thing with... I guess whatever.
(Rocking a 24 hour marathon at my place, will try to leave at least one per film!)
Halloween (78)
ReplyDeleteFuck that neighbour who just ignores Lori!
Candyman (92)
ReplyDeleteStill a better love story than twilight.
Puppetmaster (89)
ReplyDeleteNot one psychic saw this shit coming?
Hills Have Eyes (1977)
ReplyDeleteNice to see dog survive horror movie
Between Halloween and candyman, I've watched two dogs not make it through tonight! Sure is a treat when they not only survive, but are also totally badass.
DeleteBeast was totally badass!
DeleteCreepers (85)
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly even less narrative sense than Phenomena
Nosferatu (22)
ReplyDeleteCould marvel at German expressionism all night.
The Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteBeware wealthly uncles with lots of real-estate
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteGreat king anthology. Next time, less cocaine.
Messiah of Evil (73)
ReplyDeleteTwo all time great horror scenes, gorgeous.
Definitely one of my favourites!
DeleteHalloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteDidn't know they made scaples that strong
The Bermuda Triangle (1978)
ReplyDeleteVictorian doll is key to finding Atlantis?
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteCharlie Clouser's latest: "Hello Zepp, Goodbye Credibility"
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDelete"It's alive! It's alive! Wait! Oops, sorry."
Dead Body (2017)
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought Monopoly got bad.
Slaughter High (1986)
ReplyDeleteLess convincing high schoolers than Luke Perry.
Blood and Black Lace (1964)
ReplyDeleteYa burnt, diary. Ya burnt, Breathless Mahoney.
Which dub do you prefer: Italian or English?
DeleteThe Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteScariest part: maid puts hand in tub.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
ReplyDeleteA little anal rape threat between friends.
Crushin' it, PB!
Delete78/52 (2017)
ReplyDeleteVery good. Not great. Hitch is smiling.
I loved it!
DeleteWNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteFAKE NEWS! Disgusting, they should be ashamed.
Blood Diner (1987)
ReplyDelete12am was the perfect time for this
Shock 'em Dead (1991)
ReplyDeleteAnother Hollywood dreamer deals with the devil.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteMcGuffin? More like McPenis am I right?
So good...
DeleteHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteCan’t... stop... humming... song... brain... becoming... snakes....
Dudedudedudedudedu
DeleteHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Geralds Game (2017)
ReplyDeletemy eyes, my eyes… keeps looking at eclipse.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteBest watched while already in the shower.
Or
Hey, I finally found my dance twin!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteStretch doesn't like wet skinmasks. Who does?
Or
Hopper uncannily like my uncle. He's incarcerated.
Is your uncle the lord of the harvest?
DeleteSo he says, but it's more like lord of the opiates.
Deletetoolbox Murders (2004)
ReplyDeleteDisappointed no tape measure, caulking gun murders.
Or
Just needed two or three more endings.
May (2002)
ReplyDeleteA Lucky McKee Joint: Mo' Bettis Blues.
Or
You gotta give her determination a hand
Or
Doesn't every child play with broken glass?
Saw (2003)
ReplyDeleteClever whodunnit hiding in torture porn film.
Saw V(2008)
A giant turd hiding in plain sight.
Creep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteKeep your towel on, Peachfuzz is shy
Kiss of the Damned (2012)
ReplyDeleteEverybody sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Loved it.
The Night Flier (1997)
ReplyDeleteStephen King comfort blanket. RIP Miguel Ferrer.
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteNote to Self: Nice guys finish axed?
The Transfiguration (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis is Twilight bashing at its finest.
Rings (2017)
ReplyDeleteBlind-Guy with heightened senses, ring a well?
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteIt's 3am - I really like this movie
Or
DeleteWe saw all the colours of Frank
The People Under the Stairs (1991)
ReplyDeleteFred Savage VS sibling slumlords’ labyrinthine home
Halloween Resurrection (2002) Dir. Rick Rosenthal
ReplyDeleteThe epic conclusion Carpenter had always envisioned.
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteHaunted house or devil doll? Pick one.
Rawhead Rex (1986)
ReplyDeletePenis monster will fuck anything that moves.
The Houses that October Built (2014)
ReplyDeleteScariest part is the real news footage!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteDude, he didn’t ax you for chocolate
78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene (2017)
ReplyDeleteBogdanovich needs to ditch this ascot fetish.
Tales from the Hood (95)
ReplyDeleteSometimes too relevant, but overall great fun
Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteAll the nonsense spinoffs - need more merman
Halloween 3 (82)
ReplyDeleteAtkins best Bond we never saw coming.
So very true
DeleteTrick R Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteEveryone’s a dick, everyone dies, happy ending!
Torture Garden (1967)
ReplyDeleteBurgess Meridith instills SHEAR terror in tourists.
A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)
ReplyDeleteLike...by the hands of AJ Bowen?
PROM NIGHT (1980)
ReplyDeleteJLC's disco dance scene saves this movie.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
ReplyDeleteEven psycho cannibal cavemen don't like racists
Fear in the dark 1991 Doc
ReplyDeleteThe Video Nasties are nastier than Nasty
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
ReplyDeleteMakes original look like filmed first draft
Wolfcop (2014)
ReplyDeleteThe Dick-first werewolf transformation wins the day!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteI am convinced the Vorlon’s are responsible.
Just before Dawn
ReplyDeleteSatan's Bigger helpers and it ain't Halloween
Tales of Terror (1962)
ReplyDeleteFuck the black cat...bring me wine!
The Blob (1988) Dir. Chuck Russell
ReplyDeleteBut does it dance to Jackie Wilson?
La Región Salvaje a.k.a The Untamed (2016)
ReplyDeleteMan that was hard to get through.
Just before dawn Doc Reminition of a Slasher Classic
ReplyDeleteSome very nice Shorts for Patrick's list
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteFriend's first time reaction? What the fuck?!?!?!?!
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteSawgy Sawry in the Sawso Saw Sawries
Train to Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteIt’s motherfucking zombies on a motherfucking train!
hehe!!
DeleteJigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteIt's profoundly stupid. I was thoroughly entertained.
[Rec] (2007)
ReplyDeleteA rollercoaster ride, complete with motion sickness.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)
ReplyDeleteIntroduced world to the phrase "jiggery pokery."
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, it's getting better
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeletePropane, propane, big daddy finished the game
Backcountry (2014)
ReplyDeleteHave to Bear with this Campy thriller.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteBob Shaye's ending aside, it's pretty perfect
Antihuman (2017)
ReplyDeleteReluctant to recommend, but I loved it.
I think this means I'll love it.
DeleteHmmm...maybe? Let me know if you watch it, man. I know noone else who has seen it.
DeleteSleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteI'm copying. Angela? More like Mangela, right?
Friday the 13th part 5: A new beginning
ReplyDeleteWell if that's the way you feel.
Kiss of the Damned (2012)
ReplyDeleteGothic vampires are always the evil ones.
Halloween II (1981) with Rick Rosenthal & Leo Rossi's commentary
ReplyDeleteStill chasing that Tom Atkins commentary dragon.
Creepshow (1982):
ReplyDeleteNever EVER throw away your kids comics!
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteHeather Langenkamp's a Volvo driving final girl
Unfriended (2014) - Smells Like Teen Spirit
ReplyDeleteFreaks (1932)
ReplyDeleteSimplistic and sad. Still a seminal film.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteShatner's face, still one of the scariest
Godzilla vs Destroyah
ReplyDeleteGodzilla is dead, long live Godzilla! Huzzah!
1922 (2017)
ReplyDeleteThomas Jane's jaw strikes fear in me
Get Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteWell at least he quit smoking right?
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)
ReplyDeleteEvery vampire movie should have Sam Fuller.
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteBy now, the gore's a comfort blanket.
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteWinona super cute rocking the Basquiat hairdo.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteLighting during chase through branches...still amazes
Gremlins 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteHow is THIS the bonkers-est movie ever!?
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteWho says their sister has "bodacious boobies"?
Scream (1996):
ReplyDeletePUNCH COURTNEY COX IN DICK FOR ME!
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
ReplyDeleteThey finally did it right! ...Sort of...
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteStore sold this for $5... What dummies.
Pumpkinhead (88)
ReplyDeleteXenomorph throws on shoulder pads, throws yuppies.
Phantasm (79)
ReplyDeleteSex on a tombstone - standards rock bottom.
Cult of Chucky (17)
ReplyDeleteThat's... Not how any of this works?
Trick 'r Treat (07)
ReplyDeleteTreat, always. All time favorite Halloween flick.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteLaurie Myers Strode past Michael a bunch.
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
ReplyDeleteDuring shooting, E.T. lived with Vince Vaughn
Sole Survivor (1983)
ReplyDeleteMy final destination? Annita Skinner's beau. Swooncast!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteThe Sawyer's electric bill must be insane
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteQuick Casey Affleck "A Ghost Story" cameo.
Piranha (2010):
ReplyDeleteBOOBIES! Only thing missing from today’s marathon.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDelete'Tis the season for the fishnet'd season.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteHollywood's response to the Rubik's Cube craze!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteJust realized Loomis barely does anything useful.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteNever forget. #findjusticeforbentramer.
Blue Sunshine (1977)
ReplyDeleteDisco makes me feel the same way!
Jason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteOh, this sucks on so many levels.
Like, it sucks so good, right?
DeleteCreep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeletePossibly the best found footage sequel ever.
Yikes!
DeleteHaha - not sure what kind of yikes that is! Wasn't sure if that was too bold of a statement but couldn't think of many found footage sequels let alone great ones...
DeleteTales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteSo good I forgive bad CGI finale.
Wish Upon Directors Cut (2017)
ReplyDeleteAll must bow down before Sha Pon
Didn't get to watch anything today, long day at work, but did get a chance to catch up on all the reviews, and I have to say I think this has been the best day for reviews. Thanks guy. Gave me a good laugh at work.
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteThe best tragic monster movie. Love Frankie!
The Funhouse (1981) with F This Movie Commentary (Patrick solo)
ReplyDeleteWinslow fucking Leach! Full circle moment fulfilled!
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteMy Favorite classic Universal horror. Love Rains!
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteFun filled coming of ages sex romp.
Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (1988)
ReplyDeleteOoops. I completely misread the first movie.
Bad Seed (1956)
ReplyDeleteKellyane Conway Bio pic pulls several punches.
The Conjuring: Lights Out, Clap Clap Clap Clap BOO
ReplyDeleteRosemary’s Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteWonder what pro-lifers think about this one.
Club Dread (2004)
ReplyDeleteSlasher spoof somehow more scary than funny.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteNo joke or pun. Just damn entertaining.
Agreed. I had a good time. A fun little flick
DeleteYeah. It’s fun.
DeleteTeeth (2007)
ReplyDeleteStrongest case for sex education ever made.
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
ReplyDeleteFriendly rivalry blown way out of proportion.
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteI can see vampires from my house.
That’s fucking hilarious.
DeleteSuspiria (1977) Dir. Dario Argento
ReplyDeleteThese witches have, like, NO plan right?
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDelete80’s vampires: stylish yet oh so douchey.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteRenfield's laugh totally feaked out my cat
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteGreat examples of typecasting, iconography...horror, too!
American History X (1998)
ReplyDeleteRob's right--it is a horror movie!