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The Wolf Man (1941)Larry's attempted flirting creepiest thing in movie.
haha I know. That's my favorite classic universal, but Larry is so terrible at flirting.
Kill List (2011, Dir: Ben Wheatley)This movie made me Brexit my pants.
Monster Squad (87)Kill swamp thing with... I guess whatever.(Rocking a 24 hour marathon at my place, will try to leave at least one per film!)
Halloween (78)Fuck that neighbour who just ignores Lori!
Candyman (92)Still a better love story than twilight.
Puppetmaster (89)Not one psychic saw this shit coming?
Hills Have Eyes (1977) Nice to see dog survive horror movie
Between Halloween and candyman, I've watched two dogs not make it through tonight! Sure is a treat when they not only survive, but are also totally badass.
Beast was totally badass!
Creepers (85)Surprisingly even less narrative sense than Phenomena
Nosferatu (22)Could marvel at German expressionism all night.
The Beyond (1981)Beware wealthly uncles with lots of real-estate
Creepshow (1982)Great king anthology. Next time, less cocaine.
Messiah of Evil (73)Two all time great horror scenes, gorgeous.
Definitely one of my favourites!
Halloween 2 (1981)Didn't know they made scaples that strong
The Bermuda Triangle (1978) Victorian doll is key to finding Atlantis?
Jigsaw (2017)Charlie Clouser's latest: "Hello Zepp, Goodbye Credibility"
The Funhouse (1981)"It's alive! It's alive! Wait! Oops, sorry."
Dead Body (2017)And here I thought Monopoly got bad.
Slaughter High (1986)Less convincing high schoolers than Luke Perry.
Blood and Black Lace (1964)Ya burnt, diary. Ya burnt, Breathless Mahoney.
Which dub do you prefer: Italian or English?
The Beyond (1981)Scariest part: maid puts hand in tub.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)A little anal rape threat between friends.
Crushin' it, PB!
78/52 (2017)Very good. Not great. Hitch is smiling.
I loved it!
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)FAKE NEWS! Disgusting, they should be ashamed.
Blood Diner (1987)12am was the perfect time for this
Shock 'em Dead (1991)Another Hollywood dreamer deals with the devil.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)McGuffin? More like McPenis am I right?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Can’t... stop... humming... song... brain... becoming... snakes....
DudedudedudedudeduHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Geralds Game (2017)my eyes, my eyes… keeps looking at eclipse.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Best watched while already in the shower.OrHey, I finally found my dance twin!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Stretch doesn't like wet skinmasks. Who does?OrHopper uncannily like my uncle. He's incarcerated.
Is your uncle the lord of the harvest?
So he says, but it's more like lord of the opiates.
toolbox Murders (2004)Disappointed no tape measure, caulking gun murders.OrJust needed two or three more endings.
May (2002)A Lucky McKee Joint: Mo' Bettis Blues.OrYou gotta give her determination a handOrDoesn't every child play with broken glass?
Saw (2003) Clever whodunnit hiding in torture porn film.Saw V(2008) A giant turd hiding in plain sight.
Creep 2 (2017)Keep your towel on, Peachfuzz is shy
Kiss of the Damned (2012)Everybody sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Loved it.
The Night Flier (1997)Stephen King comfort blanket. RIP Miguel Ferrer.
Creep (2014)Note to Self: Nice guys finish axed?
The Transfiguration (2016)This is Twilight bashing at its finest.
Rings (2017)Blind-Guy with heightened senses, ring a well?
Hellraiser (1987)It's 3am - I really like this movie
OrWe saw all the colours of Frank
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Fred Savage VS sibling slumlords’ labyrinthine home
Halloween Resurrection (2002) Dir. Rick RosenthalThe epic conclusion Carpenter had always envisioned.
The Conjuring (2013)Haunted house or devil doll? Pick one.
Rawhead Rex (1986)Penis monster will fuck anything that moves.
The Houses that October Built (2014)Scariest part is the real news footage!
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)Dude, he didn’t ax you for chocolate
78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene (2017)Bogdanovich needs to ditch this ascot fetish.
Tales from the Hood (95)Sometimes too relevant, but overall great fun
Cabin in the Woods (2012)All the nonsense spinoffs - need more merman
Halloween 3 (82)Atkins best Bond we never saw coming.
So very true
Trick R Treat (2007) Everyone’s a dick, everyone dies, happy ending!
Torture Garden (1967)Burgess Meridith instills SHEAR terror in tourists.
A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)Like...by the hands of AJ Bowen?
PROM NIGHT (1980)JLC's disco dance scene saves this movie.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Even psycho cannibal cavemen don't like racists
Fear in the dark 1991 DocThe Video Nasties are nastier than Nasty
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Makes original look like filmed first draft
Wolfcop (2014)The Dick-first werewolf transformation wins the day!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)I am convinced the Vorlon’s are responsible.
Just before Dawn Satan's Bigger helpers and it ain't Halloween
Tales of Terror (1962)Fuck the black cat...bring me wine!
The Blob (1988) Dir. Chuck RussellBut does it dance to Jackie Wilson?
La Región Salvaje a.k.a The Untamed (2016)Man that was hard to get through.
Just before dawn Doc Reminition of a Slasher Classic Some very nice Shorts for Patrick's list
The Thing (1982)Friend's first time reaction? What the fuck?!?!?!?!
Jigsaw (2017)Sawgy Sawry in the Sawso Saw Sawries
Train to Busan (2016)It’s motherfucking zombies on a motherfucking train!
Jigsaw (2017)It's profoundly stupid. I was thoroughly entertained.
[Rec] (2007)A rollercoaster ride, complete with motion sickness.
Comedy of Terrors (1963) Introduced world to the phrase "jiggery pokery."
Day of the Dead (1985)I have to admit, it's getting better
Land of the Dead (2005)Propane, propane, big daddy finished the game
Backcountry (2014)Have to Bear with this Campy thriller.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Bob Shaye's ending aside, it's pretty perfect
Antihuman (2017)Reluctant to recommend, but I loved it.
I think this means I'll love it.
Hmmm...maybe? Let me know if you watch it, man. I know noone else who has seen it.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)I'm copying. Angela? More like Mangela, right?
Friday the 13th part 5: A new beginning Well if that's the way you feel.
Kiss of the Damned (2012)Gothic vampires are always the evil ones.
Halloween II (1981) with Rick Rosenthal & Leo Rossi's commentaryStill chasing that Tom Atkins commentary dragon.
Creepshow (1982):Never EVER throw away your kids comics!
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Heather Langenkamp's a Volvo driving final girl
Unfriended (2014) - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Freaks (1932)Simplistic and sad. Still a seminal film.
Halloween (1978)Shatner's face, still one of the scariest
Godzilla vs DestroyahGodzilla is dead, long live Godzilla! Huzzah!
1922 (2017)Thomas Jane's jaw strikes fear in me
Get Out (2017)Well at least he quit smoking right?
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)Every vampire movie should have Sam Fuller.
Jigsaw (2017)By now, the gore's a comfort blanket.
Beetlejuice (1988)Winona super cute rocking the Basquiat hairdo.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Lighting during chase through branches...still amazes
Gremlins 2 (1990)How is THIS the bonkers-est movie ever!?
Night of the Demons (1988)Who says their sister has "bodacious boobies"?
Scream (1996):PUNCH COURTNEY COX IN DICK FOR ME!
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)They finally did it right! ...Sort of...
Return of the Living Dead (1985) Store sold this for $5... What dummies.
Pumpkinhead (88)Xenomorph throws on shoulder pads, throws yuppies.
Phantasm (79)Sex on a tombstone - standards rock bottom.
Cult of Chucky (17)That's... Not how any of this works?
Trick 'r Treat (07)Treat, always. All time favorite Halloween flick.
Halloween II (1981)Laurie Myers Strode past Michael a bunch.
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)During shooting, E.T. lived with Vince Vaughn
Sole Survivor (1983)My final destination? Annita Skinner's beau. Swooncast!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)The Sawyer's electric bill must be insane
Halloween (1978)Quick Casey Affleck "A Ghost Story" cameo.
Piranha (2010):BOOBIES! Only thing missing from today’s marathon.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 'Tis the season for the fishnet'd season.
Hellraiser (1987)Hollywood's response to the Rubik's Cube craze!
Halloween (1978)Just realized Loomis barely does anything useful.
Halloween II (1981)Never forget. #findjusticeforbentramer.
Blue Sunshine (1977)Disco makes me feel the same way!
Jason X (2001)Oh, this sucks on so many levels.
Like, it sucks so good, right?
Creep 2 (2017)Possibly the best found footage sequel ever.
Haha - not sure what kind of yikes that is! Wasn't sure if that was too bold of a statement but couldn't think of many found footage sequels let alone great ones...
Tales from the Hood (1995)So good I forgive bad CGI finale.
Wish Upon Directors Cut (2017)All must bow down before Sha Pon
Didn't get to watch anything today, long day at work, but did get a chance to catch up on all the reviews, and I have to say I think this has been the best day for reviews. Thanks guy. Gave me a good laugh at work.
Frankenstein (1931)The best tragic monster movie. Love Frankie!
The Funhouse (1981) with F This Movie Commentary (Patrick solo)Winslow fucking Leach! Full circle moment fulfilled!
The Invisible Man (1933)My Favorite classic Universal horror. Love Rains!
Hellraiser (1987)Fun filled coming of ages sex romp.
Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (1988)Ooops. I completely misread the first movie.
Bad Seed (1956)Kellyane Conway Bio pic pulls several punches.
The Conjuring: Lights Out, Clap Clap Clap Clap BOO
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)Wonder what pro-lifers think about this one.
Club Dread (2004)Slasher spoof somehow more scary than funny.
Happy Death Day (2017)No joke or pun. Just damn entertaining.
Agreed. I had a good time. A fun little flick
Yeah. It’s fun.
Teeth (2007)Strongest case for sex education ever made.
Alien vs. Predator (2004)Friendly rivalry blown way out of proportion.
30 Days of Night (2007)I can see vampires from my house.
That’s fucking hilarious.
Suspiria (1977) Dir. Dario ArgentoThese witches have, like, NO plan right?
Fright Night (1985)80’s vampires: stylish yet oh so douchey.
Dracula (1931)Renfield's laugh totally feaked out my cat
Poltergeist (1982)Great examples of typecasting, iconography...horror, too!
American History X (1998)Rob's right--it is a horror movie!