Saturday, October 28, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 28


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  1. Xtro 1982 82 mins only


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    Everyone watch Xtro!

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  2. The Wolf Man (1941)

    Larry's attempted flirting creepiest thing in movie.

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    1. haha I know. That's my favorite classic universal, but Larry is so terrible at flirting.

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  3. Kill List (2011, Dir: Ben Wheatley)

    This movie made me Brexit my pants.

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  4. Monster Squad (87)
    Kill swamp thing with... I guess whatever.

    (Rocking a 24 hour marathon at my place, will try to leave at least one per film!)

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  5. Halloween (78)
    Fuck that neighbour who just ignores Lori!

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  6. Candyman (92)
    Still a better love story than twilight.

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  7. Puppetmaster (89)
    Not one psychic saw this shit coming?

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  8. Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    Nice to see dog survive horror movie

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    1. Between Halloween and candyman, I've watched two dogs not make it through tonight! Sure is a treat when they not only survive, but are also totally badass.

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  9. Creepers (85)
    Surprisingly even less narrative sense than Phenomena

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  10. Nosferatu (22)
    Could marvel at German expressionism all night.

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  11. The Beyond (1981)

    Beware wealthly uncles with lots of real-estate

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  12. Creepshow (1982)

    Great king anthology. Next time, less cocaine.

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  13. Messiah of Evil (73)
    Two all time great horror scenes, gorgeous.

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  14. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Didn't know they made scaples that strong

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  15. The Bermuda Triangle (1978)

    Victorian doll is key to finding Atlantis?

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  16. Jigsaw (2017)

    Charlie Clouser's latest: "Hello Zepp, Goodbye Credibility"

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  17. The Funhouse (1981)

    "It's alive! It's alive! Wait! Oops, sorry."

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  18. Dead Body (2017)

    And here I thought Monopoly got bad.

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  19. Slaughter High (1986)

    Less convincing high schoolers than Luke Perry.

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  20. Blood and Black Lace (1964)

    Ya burnt, diary. Ya burnt, Breathless Mahoney.

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    1. Which dub do you prefer: Italian or English?

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  21. The Beyond (1981)

    Scariest part: maid puts hand in tub.

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  22. Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

    A little anal rape threat between friends.

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  23. 78/52 (2017)

    Very good. Not great. Hitch is smiling.

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  24. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    FAKE NEWS! Disgusting, they should be ashamed.

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  25. Blood Diner (1987)

    12am was the perfect time for this

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  26. Shock 'em Dead (1991)

    Another Hollywood dreamer deals with the devil.

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  27. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    McGuffin? More like McPenis am I right?

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  28. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Can’t... stop... humming... song... brain... becoming... snakes....

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  29. Geralds Game (2017)

    my eyes, my eyes… keeps looking at eclipse.

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  30. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
    Best watched while already in the shower.

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    Hey, I finally found my dance twin!

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  31. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Stretch doesn't like wet skinmasks. Who does?

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    Hopper uncannily like my uncle. He's incarcerated.

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    1. Is your uncle the lord of the harvest?

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    2. So he says, but it's more like lord of the opiates.

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  32. toolbox Murders (2004)

    Disappointed no tape measure, caulking gun murders.

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    Just needed two or three more endings.

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  33. May (2002)

    A Lucky McKee Joint: Mo' Bettis Blues.

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    You gotta give her determination a hand

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    Doesn't every child play with broken glass?

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  34. Saw (2003)

    Clever whodunnit hiding in torture porn film.

    Saw V(2008)

    A giant turd hiding in plain sight.

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  35. Creep 2 (2017)

    Keep your towel on, Peachfuzz is shy

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  36. Kiss of the Damned (2012)

    Everybody sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Loved it.

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  37. The Night Flier (1997)

    Stephen King comfort blanket. RIP Miguel Ferrer.

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  38. Creep (2014)

    Note to Self: Nice guys finish axed?

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  39. The Transfiguration (2016)

    This is Twilight bashing at its finest.

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  40. Rings (2017)

    Blind-Guy with heightened senses, ring a well?

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  41. Hellraiser (1987)

    It's 3am - I really like this movie

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  42. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Fred Savage VS sibling slumlords’ labyrinthine home

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  43. Halloween Resurrection (2002) Dir. Rick Rosenthal

    The epic conclusion Carpenter had always envisioned.

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  44. The Conjuring (2013)

    Haunted house or devil doll? Pick one.

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  45. Rawhead Rex (1986)

    Penis monster will fuck anything that moves.

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  46. The Houses that October Built (2014)

    Scariest part is the real news footage!

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  47. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

    Dude, he didn’t ax you for chocolate

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  48. 78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene (2017)

    Bogdanovich needs to ditch this ascot fetish.

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  49. Tales from the Hood (95)
    Sometimes too relevant, but overall great fun

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  50. Cabin in the Woods (2012)
    All the nonsense spinoffs - need more merman

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  51. Halloween 3 (82)
    Atkins best Bond we never saw coming.

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  52. Trick R Treat (2007)

    Everyone’s a dick, everyone dies, happy ending!

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  53. Torture Garden (1967)

    Burgess Meridith instills SHEAR terror in tourists.

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  54. A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)

    Like...by the hands of AJ Bowen?

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  55. PROM NIGHT (1980)

    JLC's disco dance scene saves this movie.

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  56. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    Even psycho cannibal cavemen don't like racists

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  57. Fear in the dark 1991 Doc

    The Video Nasties are nastier than Nasty

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  58. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

    Makes original look like filmed first draft

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  59. Wolfcop (2014)

    The Dick-first werewolf transformation wins the day!

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  60. Night of the Living Dead (1990)

    I am convinced the Vorlon’s are responsible.

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  61. Just before Dawn

    Satan's Bigger helpers and it ain't Halloween

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  62. Tales of Terror (1962)

    Fuck the black cat...bring me wine!

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  63. The Blob (1988) Dir. Chuck Russell

    But does it dance to Jackie Wilson?

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  64. La Región Salvaje a.k.a The Untamed (2016)

    Man that was hard to get through.

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  65. Just before dawn Doc Reminition of a Slasher Classic

    Some very nice Shorts for Patrick's list


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  66. The Thing (1982)

    Friend's first time reaction? What the fuck?!?!?!?!

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  67. Jigsaw (2017)

    Sawgy Sawry in the Sawso Saw Sawries

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  68. Train to Busan (2016)

    It’s motherfucking zombies on a motherfucking train!

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  69. Jigsaw (2017)

    It's profoundly stupid. I was thoroughly entertained.

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  70. [Rec] (2007)

    A rollercoaster ride, complete with motion sickness.

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  71. Comedy of Terrors (1963)

    Introduced world to the phrase "jiggery pokery."

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  72. Day of the Dead (1985)

    I have to admit, it's getting better

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  73. Land of the Dead (2005)

    Propane, propane, big daddy finished the game

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  74. Backcountry (2014)
    Have to Bear with this Campy thriller.

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  75. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Bob Shaye's ending aside, it's pretty perfect

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  76. Antihuman (2017)

    Reluctant to recommend, but I loved it.

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    1. I think this means I'll love it.

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    2. Hmmm...maybe? Let me know if you watch it, man. I know noone else who has seen it.

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  77. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    I'm copying. Angela? More like Mangela, right?

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  78. Friday the 13th part 5: A new beginning

    Well if that's the way you feel.

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  79. Kiss of the Damned (2012)

    Gothic vampires are always the evil ones.

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  80. Halloween II (1981) with Rick Rosenthal & Leo Rossi's commentary

    Still chasing that Tom Atkins commentary dragon.

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  81. Creepshow (1982):

    Never EVER throw away your kids comics!

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  82. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Heather Langenkamp's a Volvo driving final girl

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  83. Unfriended (2014) - Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  84. Freaks (1932)

    Simplistic and sad. Still a seminal film.

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  85. Halloween (1978)

    Shatner's face, still one of the scariest

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  86. Godzilla vs Destroyah

    Godzilla is dead, long live Godzilla! Huzzah!

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  87. 1922 (2017)

    Thomas Jane's jaw strikes fear in me

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  88. Get Out (2017)

    Well at least he quit smoking right?

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  89. A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)

    Every vampire movie should have Sam Fuller.

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  90. Jigsaw (2017)

    By now, the gore's a comfort blanket.

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  91. Beetlejuice (1988)

    Winona super cute rocking the Basquiat hairdo.

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  92. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Lighting during chase through branches...still amazes

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  93. Gremlins 2 (1990)
    How is THIS the bonkers-est movie ever!?

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  94. Night of the Demons (1988)

    Who says their sister has "bodacious boobies"?

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  95. Scream (1996):

    PUNCH COURTNEY COX IN DICK FOR ME!

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  96. Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

    They finally did it right! ...Sort of...

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  97. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Store sold this for $5... What dummies.

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  98. Pumpkinhead (88)
    Xenomorph throws on shoulder pads, throws yuppies.

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  99. Phantasm (79)
    Sex on a tombstone - standards rock bottom.

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  100. Cult of Chucky (17)
    That's... Not how any of this works?

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  101. Trick 'r Treat (07)
    Treat, always. All time favorite Halloween flick.

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  102. Halloween II (1981)

    Laurie Myers Strode past Michael a bunch.

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  103. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    During shooting, E.T. lived with Vince Vaughn

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  104. Sole Survivor (1983)

    My final destination? Annita Skinner's beau. Swooncast!

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  105. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    The Sawyer's electric bill must be insane

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  106. Halloween (1978)

    Quick Casey Affleck "A Ghost Story" cameo.

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  107. Piranha (2010):

    BOOBIES! Only thing missing from today’s marathon.

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  108. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    'Tis the season for the fishnet'd season.

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  109. Hellraiser (1987)

    Hollywood's response to the Rubik's Cube craze!

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  110. Halloween (1978)

    Just realized Loomis barely does anything useful.

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  111. Halloween II (1981)

    Never forget. #findjusticeforbentramer.

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  112. Blue Sunshine (1977)

    Disco makes me feel the same way!

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  113. Jason X (2001)
    Oh, this sucks on so many levels.

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  114. Creep 2 (2017)

    Possibly the best found footage sequel ever.

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    1. Haha - not sure what kind of yikes that is! Wasn't sure if that was too bold of a statement but couldn't think of many found footage sequels let alone great ones...

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  115. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    So good I forgive bad CGI finale.

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  116. Wish Upon Directors Cut (2017)

    All must bow down before Sha Pon

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  117. Didn't get to watch anything today, long day at work, but did get a chance to catch up on all the reviews, and I have to say I think this has been the best day for reviews. Thanks guy. Gave me a good laugh at work.

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  118. Frankenstein (1931)

    The best tragic monster movie. Love Frankie!

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  119. The Funhouse (1981) with F This Movie Commentary (Patrick solo)

    Winslow fucking Leach! Full circle moment fulfilled!

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  120. The Invisible Man (1933)

    My Favorite classic Universal horror. Love Rains!

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  121. Hellraiser (1987)
    Fun filled coming of ages sex romp.

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  122. Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (1988)
    Ooops. I completely misread the first movie.

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  123. Bad Seed (1956)
    Kellyane Conway Bio pic pulls several punches.

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  124. The Conjuring: Lights Out, Clap Clap Clap Clap BOO

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  125. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
    Wonder what pro-lifers think about this one.

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  126. Club Dread (2004)
    Slasher spoof somehow more scary than funny.

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  127. Happy Death Day (2017)

    No joke or pun. Just damn entertaining.

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  128. Teeth (2007)

    Strongest case for sex education ever made.

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  129. Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    Friendly rivalry blown way out of proportion.

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  130. 30 Days of Night (2007)
    I can see vampires from my house.

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  131. Suspiria (1977) Dir. Dario Argento

    These witches have, like, NO plan right?

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  132. Fright Night (1985)
    80’s vampires: stylish yet oh so douchey.

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  133. Dracula (1931)

    Renfield's laugh totally feaked out my cat

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  134. Poltergeist (1982)

    Great examples of typecasting, iconography...horror, too!

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  135. American History X (1998)

    Rob's right--it is a horror movie!

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