Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010, Dir: Panos Cosmatos)Let's shoot, folks. The acid's kicking in.
Scream (1996)Real talk: It's my favorite horror film.
The Neon Demon (2016)Looks so shiny, yet feels so ugly.
A Ghost Story (2017)Is this horror? I am very confused.
I think so, though it’s arguable. It’s definitely one of my favorite movies of this month.
Split (2016)Boring movie. Can’t wait for the sequel!
Frankenstein (1931)Laboratory in a windmill? Is that wise?OrNo the girl isn't a floating device.
Boo (1932)Silly and weird Universal Monster clip show.
Monster House (2006)Unavoidable Harry / Ron / Hermione comparisons. Harmony ftw.
The Worst Witch (1986) An excellent cast somehow elevates discount Hogwarts.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Bride good. Fire not good. Movie good.
Killer Workout aka Aerobi-Cide (1987)Spandex slasher helps fitness fanatics cut weight.
The Last Slumber Party (1988) Ooh, that's why surgeons wear those masks.
The New York Ripper (1982)My favorite? Junior Mints. Fulci's...? Vagina stabs.
Ghosthouse (1988)Sure, Clowndoll's evil, but whatta catchy tune!
Lord Of Illusions (1995)Famke rides Bakula's midnight meat train...(I'msosorry)
Leprechaun: Origins (2014):Is it over? Please say it's over.
Blood and Black Lace (1964)Great album title for 80's rock band.
The Beyond (1981)I don't like eyeballs and spiders. FUCK.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)It's rude to mention woman's green face.
Rejected by a woman? Inflate blow-up doll.
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)Shaun of the Dead for dude bros?
Bettlejuice (1988)I love early Tim Burton so much.
Sole Survivor (1983)Slightly better than Michael Bolton's SOUL PROVIDER.
Disagree.
Wish Upon (2017)Add me to Riske's #BestOriginalScreenplay campaign team.
From Beyond (1986)Fantastic, Barbara as a scientist! Never mind...
The Mummy (1932)Hoped for more mummy, got fantastic Karloff.
Mirrors (2008)It's just that easy to watch Patrick.
Subspecies (1991)Dude's in grave need of a manicure.
SawDo these guys know how to catch?
Dracula (1931)Vi vant voo vuck vor vlood, sir.
THE FOG (1980)Those guys have been underwater too long.orA wonderful campfire story brought to life.
Nightmare City (1980) These zombies run, drive, know kung fu.
Are they zombies or contaminated people? Lenzi insisted on the latter, but the line in blurred in the film.
The Shining (1980).RADAR YM NO SAGAS REDRUM REDDER ON
An American Werewolf In London (1981)All because they upset the dart player.
Frankenstein (1931)Monster gives swimming lessons, John Wayne style.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Funding by Pocketknife Collectors of Central Texas.
John Carpenter's Vampires Fuck James Woods forever. Three more words.
Siskel and Ebert review XtroTwo horror haters hating on Horror!Sorry..........
The Prowler (1980)Savini serves up some satisfying splatter. Seriously.
Xtro Xposed with Harry Brommley (Patrick's Dad) "Most people think it's irreparable!There Right"
Diary of a Madman (1963)This “Wimpy Kid” prequel is, umm, different.
Mutant (1982) In space, nobody can hear you strip.
Horror of Dracula (1958)Christopher Lee AND Peter Cushing? Yes, please.
The Editor (2014) Where giving Paz wood means something different
The Nasties Review of Xtro by Lampyman Phone melts Homage E.T cant phone home!
Ain't it scary reviews Xtro Me and Zack Carlson feel the love
Beetlejuice (1988)Keaton goes full Robin Williams, still great.
Did this end up being for family feature?
Yes!
Awesome! I revisited it for the first time in years and loved it.
Sole Survivor (1983)Want to know what's in that coffee.
Wish Upon (2017)Yes, Virginia, I Do Dig On Multiverses.
Jigsaw (2017)Careful about getting excited. It's a trap.
Cat People (1942)Too short animated sequence is absolutely glorious.
Xtro reviewed by The Cinema Snob Reviewing film's isent just reiterating the plot!
Xtro reviewed by ScreamNTerror Damn! Some weak ass reviewers on Youtube
Better Watch Out (2017) dir. Chris PeckoverThis Elliot Rodger home movie is creepy.
Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain RoadA solid horror entry from Don Coscarelli.
Gravy (2015)Expected a charming horror comedy but...psych!
Teen Wolf Too (1987)College werewolf jockboy jams to Erasure montage.
GhouliesWho needs a plot?! We have PUPPETS!
Xtro reviewed by DramphyrSraping the barrel trying to help Numbers
The Hunchback of the Morgue (1973)Naschy gets ladies even with a hunchback.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Rednecks walking around like “all lives matter”
Day of the Dead (1985) Dir. George A. RomeroWho knew John was really John Wick.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)I would go full robot for Atkins
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)The Bride. She is my only weakness.
Tales of Halloween (2015)It really does get better each year.
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)Makes me miss John Gatins’s leprechaun transformation
Dracula (1931)I do not say bla, bla, bla.
Butcher baker Nightmare makerThe Homophobic cop makes me really uncomfortable
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) - A little Chop-Top goes a long way.
Alternatively, - Leatherface's Chunk impersonation is pretty on point.
John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)The score makes this movie so good
That score is my alarm.
The cinematography is good, too. The shots at the lighthouse and along the coast are beautiful.
Scream 2 (1997)High water mark in David Arquette's career.
The Creeping Flesh (1973)Don't worry, titular flesh does indeed creep.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)In October it’s just really Van Tastic
Scanners (1981)Ironside has 'exploding your head' resting face
Death Note (2017)Might work better as 37 episode Anime.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)I elect Frankenstein new fire prevention mascot.
Boys in the Trees (2016)Let your imagination run wild and free.
Found Footage (2017)FearNet.com review: “really opens doors on ya’.”
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)I’m an Avenger now right? Guys? Guys?
Madman (1981)Campfire song that could win The Voice.
The Babadook (2014)Biggest takeaway? Reading to children is bad.
Candyman (1992)No one gets stabbed like Xander Berkeley.
Scream 4 (2011)He’s gonna have THE worst headache tomorrow.
1922 (2017)Rats! What’s real? What’s a dream?
Suspiria (1977)Unsettling, yet mesmerizing...probably need a rewatch
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)I've got a terrible idea! Do It!
Beetlejuice (1998)Keaton's craziness works; Geena's the prettiest ghost!
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)Hardware store montage: personal fantasy of mine.
Sinister (2012)Will someone please turn on a light?!?
1922 (2017)"Money wont fix that bit off nipple!"
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)I'm suddenly craving arcade games and meth.
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)I always peak at the DTS intro.
The Witches (1990)a little mouse just ruined my diner
Hocus Pocus (1993)Jack Noseworthy and Ice are very threatening.
Phenomena (1985)Jennifer in white. Bugs crawl. Chimps pimp.
Saw 2Reverse Beartrap was my nickname in college.
Saw 3Bad decision to watch this while sick.
Saw 4I can stomach anything except eye trauma.
Saw 5These movies are oddly comforting for me.
JigsawI’m also one of John Kramer’s apprentices.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)"Burton should have stopped right here."
Kill List (2011)Not the bees...wait bring the bees!
Beyond the Gates (2016)Did they make Lucius Needful a character?
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)Wilford Brimley without push broom mustache...weird
Shivers (1975) Dir. David CronenbergPresident Trump raves "Perfectly normal sexual behavior."
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)I’ve NEVER appreciated a reboot this much.
Scream (1996)Thought would launch Lillard to huge career
The Frighteners (1996)Darker than I remembered, but still fun.
1922 (2017) Like Gerald’s Game except he kills her!
The Brute Man (1946)Tor Johnson could have elevated the performances.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Trespassers vandalize home; take turns dying horrifically.
The Sacrament (2013)First sign of trouble commit mass suicide.
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)Damn, how will I sleep after this?
Lace Crater (2015)This is why you don't fuck ghosts.
The Nightmare Before Christmas. Takes place mostly in November.
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)I think I get Rob Zombie now?
Piranha 3D (2010)Richard Dreyfuss's best killer animal film yet!
Army of Darkness (1992)Don't for-get to e-nun-ci-ate when cast-ing spells.
Children of the Corn (1984)Now got a real problem with corn.
The Mummy (1932)Imhotep used pensieve before it was cool.
Straw Dogs (1971)Man, trapped, traps man in man trap.
Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010, Dir: Panos Cosmatos)
ReplyDeleteLet's shoot, folks. The acid's kicking in.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteReal talk: It's my favorite horror film.
The Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteLooks so shiny, yet feels so ugly.
A Ghost Story (2017)
ReplyDeleteIs this horror? I am very confused.
I think so, though it’s arguable. It’s definitely one of my favorite movies of this month.
DeleteSplit (2016)
ReplyDeleteBoring movie. Can’t wait for the sequel!
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteLaboratory in a windmill? Is that wise?
Or
No the girl isn't a floating device.
Boo (1932)
ReplyDeleteSilly and weird Universal Monster clip show.
Monster House (2006)
ReplyDeleteUnavoidable Harry / Ron / Hermione comparisons. Harmony ftw.
The Worst Witch (1986)
ReplyDeleteAn excellent cast somehow elevates discount Hogwarts.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteBride good. Fire not good. Movie good.
Killer Workout aka Aerobi-Cide (1987)
ReplyDeleteSpandex slasher helps fitness fanatics cut weight.
The Last Slumber Party (1988)
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's why surgeons wear those masks.
The New York Ripper (1982)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite? Junior Mints. Fulci's...? Vagina stabs.
Ghosthouse (1988)
ReplyDeleteSure, Clowndoll's evil, but whatta catchy tune!
Lord Of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteFamke rides Bakula's midnight meat train...(I'msosorry)
Leprechaun: Origins (2014):
ReplyDeleteIs it over? Please say it's over.
Blood and Black Lace (1964)
ReplyDeleteGreat album title for 80's rock band.
The Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteI don't like eyeballs and spiders. FUCK.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
ReplyDeleteIt's rude to mention woman's green face.
Rejected by a woman? Inflate blow-up doll.
DeleteScouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
ReplyDeleteShaun of the Dead for dude bros?
Bettlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteI love early Tim Burton so much.
Sole Survivor (1983)
ReplyDeleteSlightly better than Michael Bolton's SOUL PROVIDER.
Disagree.
DeleteWish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteAdd me to Riske's #BestOriginalScreenplay campaign team.
From Beyond (1986)
ReplyDeleteFantastic, Barbara as a scientist! Never mind...
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteHoped for more mummy, got fantastic Karloff.
Mirrors (2008)
ReplyDeleteIt's just that easy to watch Patrick.
Subspecies (1991)
ReplyDeleteDude's in grave need of a manicure.
Saw
ReplyDeleteDo these guys know how to catch?
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteVi vant voo vuck vor vlood, sir.
THE FOG (1980)
ReplyDeleteThose guys have been underwater too long.
or
A wonderful campfire story brought to life.
Nightmare City (1980)
ReplyDeleteThese zombies run, drive, know kung fu.
Are they zombies or contaminated people? Lenzi insisted on the latter, but the line in blurred in the film.
DeleteThe Shining (1980)
ReplyDelete.RADAR YM NO SAGAS REDRUM REDDER ON
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
ReplyDeleteAll because they upset the dart player.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteMonster gives swimming lessons, John Wayne style.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteFunding by Pocketknife Collectors of Central Texas.
John Carpenter's Vampires
ReplyDeleteFuck James Woods forever. Three more words.
Siskel and Ebert review Xtro
ReplyDeleteTwo horror haters hating on Horror!
Sorry..........
The Prowler (1980)
ReplyDeleteSavini serves up some satisfying splatter. Seriously.
Xtro Xposed with Harry Brommley (Patrick's Dad)
ReplyDelete"Most people think it's irreparable!
There Right"
Diary of a Madman (1963)
ReplyDeleteThis “Wimpy Kid” prequel is, umm, different.
Mutant (1982)
ReplyDeleteIn space, nobody can hear you strip.
Horror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteChristopher Lee AND Peter Cushing? Yes, please.
The Editor (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhere giving Paz wood means something different
The Nasties Review of Xtro by Lampyman
ReplyDeletePhone melts Homage E.T
cant phone home!
Ain't it scary reviews Xtro
ReplyDeleteMe and Zack Carlson feel the love
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteKeaton goes full Robin Williams, still great.
Did this end up being for family feature?
DeleteYes!
DeleteAwesome! I revisited it for the first time in years and loved it.
DeleteSole Survivor (1983)
ReplyDeleteWant to know what's in that coffee.
Wish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteYes, Virginia, I Do Dig On Multiverses.
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteCareful about getting excited. It's a trap.
Cat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteToo short animated sequence is absolutely glorious.
Xtro reviewed by The Cinema Snob
ReplyDeleteReviewing film's isent just reiterating the plot!
Xtro reviewed by ScreamNTerror
ReplyDeleteDamn! Some weak ass reviewers on Youtube
Better Watch Out (2017) dir. Chris Peckover
ReplyDeleteThis Elliot Rodger home movie is creepy.
Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road
ReplyDeleteA solid horror entry from Don Coscarelli.
Gravy (2015)
ReplyDeleteExpected a charming horror comedy but...psych!
Teen Wolf Too (1987)
ReplyDeleteCollege werewolf jockboy jams to Erasure montage.
Ghoulies
ReplyDeleteWho needs a plot?! We have PUPPETS!
Xtro reviewed by Dramphyr
ReplyDeleteSraping the barrel trying to help Numbers
The Hunchback of the Morgue (1973)
ReplyDeleteNaschy gets ladies even with a hunchback.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteRednecks walking around like “all lives matter”
Day of the Dead (1985) Dir. George A. Romero
ReplyDeleteWho knew John was really John Wick.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteI would go full robot for Atkins
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteThe Bride. She is my only weakness.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteIt really does get better each year.
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
ReplyDeleteMakes me miss John Gatins’s leprechaun transformation
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteI do not say bla, bla, bla.
Butcher baker Nightmare maker
ReplyDeleteThe Homophobic cop makes me really uncomfortable
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) - A little Chop-Top goes a long way.
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, - Leatherface's Chunk impersonation is pretty on point.
DeleteJohn Carpenter's The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteThe score makes this movie so good
That score is my alarm.
DeleteThe cinematography is good, too. The shots at the lighthouse and along the coast are beautiful.
DeleteScream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteHigh water mark in David Arquette's career.
The Creeping Flesh (1973)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, titular flesh does indeed creep.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteIn October it’s just really Van Tastic
Scanners (1981)
ReplyDeleteIronside has 'exploding your head' resting face
Death Note (2017)
ReplyDeleteMight work better as 37 episode Anime.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteI elect Frankenstein new fire prevention mascot.
Boys in the Trees (2016)
ReplyDeleteLet your imagination run wild and free.
Found Footage (2017)
ReplyDeleteFearNet.com review: “really opens doors on ya’.”
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
ReplyDeleteI’m an Avenger now right? Guys? Guys?
Madman (1981)
ReplyDeleteCampfire song that could win The Voice.
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteBiggest takeaway? Reading to children is bad.
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteNo one gets stabbed like Xander Berkeley.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteHe’s gonna have THE worst headache tomorrow.
1922 (2017)
ReplyDeleteRats! What’s real? What’s a dream?
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteUnsettling, yet mesmerizing...probably need a rewatch
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
ReplyDeleteI've got a terrible idea! Do It!
Beetlejuice (1998)
ReplyDeleteKeaton's craziness works; Geena's the prettiest ghost!
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
ReplyDeleteHardware store montage: personal fantasy of mine.
Sinister (2012)
ReplyDeleteWill someone please turn on a light?!?
1922 (2017)
ReplyDelete"Money wont fix that bit off nipple!"
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteI'm suddenly craving arcade games and meth.
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
ReplyDeleteI always peak at the DTS intro.
The Witches (1990)
ReplyDeletea little mouse just ruined my diner
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteJack Noseworthy and Ice are very threatening.
Phenomena (1985)
ReplyDeleteJennifer in white. Bugs crawl. Chimps pimp.
Saw 2
ReplyDeleteReverse Beartrap was my nickname in college.
Saw 3
ReplyDeleteBad decision to watch this while sick.
Saw 4
ReplyDeleteI can stomach anything except eye trauma.
Saw 5
ReplyDeleteThese movies are oddly comforting for me.
Jigsaw
ReplyDeleteI’m also one of John Kramer’s apprentices.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDelete"Burton should have stopped right here."
Kill List (2011)
ReplyDeleteNot the bees...wait bring the bees!
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteDid they make Lucius Needful a character?
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWilford Brimley without push broom mustache...weird
Shivers (1975) Dir. David Cronenberg
ReplyDeletePresident Trump raves "Perfectly normal sexual behavior."
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
ReplyDeleteI’ve NEVER appreciated a reboot this much.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteThought would launch Lillard to huge career
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteDarker than I remembered, but still fun.
1922 (2017)
ReplyDeleteLike Gerald’s Game except he kills her!
The Brute Man (1946)
ReplyDeleteTor Johnson could have elevated the performances.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteTrespassers vandalize home; take turns dying horrifically.
The Sacrament (2013)
ReplyDeleteFirst sign of trouble commit mass suicide.
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteDamn, how will I sleep after this?
Lace Crater (2015)
ReplyDeleteThis is why you don't fuck ghosts.
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
ReplyDeleteTakes place mostly in November.
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteI think I get Rob Zombie now?
Piranha 3D (2010)
ReplyDeleteRichard Dreyfuss's best killer animal film yet!
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteDon't for-get to e-nun-ci-ate when cast-ing spells.
Children of the Corn (1984)
ReplyDeleteNow got a real problem with corn.
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteImhotep used pensieve before it was cool.
Straw Dogs (1971)
ReplyDeleteMan, trapped, traps man in man trap.