The Invisible Man (1933)First superpower Invisbility, Second being an asshole.
Stephen King's It (1990)Watch Tim Curry clips, skip everything else.
HELL HOUSE LLC. (2016)Mannequin clowns moving around by themselves...NOPE!!!!!!
The Monster Squad (1987)Surely love for this movie is Universal
Hehe. Great pun.
The Gate (1987)Fun and games until someone loses eyeball
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)Think that's impressive? My beach has arseholes.
Halloween II (1981)In which Loomis is crazier than Myers
The Beyond (1981)Toy tarantulas on strings cured my arachnophobia
Blood Diner (1987)Insulting, inept, infantile, incoherent and incredibly inspiring
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)An important element's missing here... Busta Rhymes
Hellraiser (1987)Escaping from hell's easier than solving puzzle
Inside (2007, Dirs: Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury)Batshit Betty Blue busts beaucoup baby balls.
A Lizard In A Woman's Skin (1971)Best giallo I've seen or delusionally tired?
I love it and Morricone's score is one of the best.
You might also enjoy Fulci's 1977 film THE PSYCHIC. It relies on an intricate plot and disorienting imagery as well.
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)That swamp holds infinite amounts of cars.
Effects (1978)Glad they had fun cause I didn't
Brain Damage (1988)Anyone eager for alleyway blowjobs deserves brainslug
I have a friend called Elmer which sounds the same as Ahlmer and I have stuck it to him all his life that one line"Elmer! You fucking named him Elmer!"
Wait Brain Damage was the other secret showing at the Astor?!? Oh man!
The Demolitionist (1995)Counts as horror because of unexplained demons
Mimic (1997)Best possible version of giant cockroach movie.
The Frighteners (1996)Also could be called: Jeffrey Combs Unchained
Asylum (72)Much like Tarantino, love me some portmanteaus!
The Mutilator (1984)So Sorry, Dad, but I killed Mom.
The Worm Eaters (1977)Written by a lunatic, performed by idiots
Seed of Chucky (2004)Glen or Glenda? I like Shitface better.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Are you telling me the doll's alive?
Cult of Chucky (2017)What kind of Chucky doll are you?
Happy Death Day (2017)What should we call her? Ummmmmm, Tree?
Cheerleader Camp (1988)Pimpin Ain't Easy - The Leif Garrett story
Bride of Frankenstein (1935) So great, it totally deserves an eighth word.
Leprechaun In The Hood (2000)I had very low expectations, still disappointed -or-Somehow, still more racially sensitive than Trump
HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH (1992)Last night a Cenobite saved my life.
Saw VI (2009)So many dark and unused warehouse spaces
Wicked Stepmother (1989)Like Troll 2, and by Larry Cohen.
Freddy Vs Jason (2003): Saw it in a cornfield with glowsticks.
Backcountry (2014)I could bear-ly watch that scene.
Hour of the Wolf (1968)Came for Wolfman, got creepy aristocratic cult.
Spookers (2017)New Zealanders are mental for haunted houses.
Saw (2004)Terrible acting competition is the real torture.
Children of the corn (1984)One Atari and this scenario doesn't happen
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Freddy was drunk and has no recollection.
This is amazing.
I was at a convention over the weekend with a panel of Nightmare 3 cast members (minus Mr. Englund). It struck me that actors are sometimes not the best people to comment on a film. Heather Langenkamp was the only one who seemed to have some perspective about it.
Trilogy of Terror (1975)Boy did Chad roofie the wrong woman.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)Group of unlikable people attacking unlikable people.
Knock Knock (2015)A Nicolas Cage level human being impression
Get Out (2017)Finally some good press for the T.S.A.
The Mutilator (1985)Deadly daddy dashes dummie’s downbeach dancing dinner.
Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1974)One way to keep using carpool lane.
It is always nice to have a private killing room, particularly one full of eerie mannequins. Definitely one of my favorite Bava films.
Inferno (1980)Only four more years of underwater training.
Halloween II (1981)JLC's wig aside, love it. JLC. JLC.
We Are Not Alone (No Estamos Solos) (2016)An unremarkable ghost story. Short runtime though.
Prince of Darkness (1987)How'd they fit Cheney in that cylinder?
In The Mouth of Madness (1994)Introducing John Carpenter as a creepier Jigsaw.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)I spotted a robotic scorpion this time.
The Tenderness of Wolves (1973)Criminal mastermind Felonious Gru doing early work.
Patchwork (2015)Different patchwork than expected. Mom is disappointed.
Digging Up the Marrow (2014)Monsters love pancakes. See? Everybody loves pancakes.
BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006)As far as remakes go...pretty bad!!
Dig Two Graves (2014) In movies, nothing good happens in quarries.
The Midnight Hour (1985)Oh my god! Geordi has been assimilated!
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Best performance ever by pair of shorts.
Scream (1996)Oh my God! The popcorn is burning!
The Thing (1982)Could have been avoided with Google Translate.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)How long was Ali waiting in barn?
Hellraiser (1987)That's disgusting and I can't look away.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)No skin seems like it would hurt.
The Hidden (1987)Not gonna lie, that looks like fun.
Bride of Re-Animator (1989)More Gothic feel, fewer boobs than original.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Like original better, but still hella fun.
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)Makes me appreciate Chris Sarandon even more.
Vampyr (1932)It's ok to have a little substance.
Terror Train (1980)Copperfield & Cutris, costumes on New Years!
Prince of Darkness (1987)2017 synopsis: YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Richmond Mental Institute has exceptional medical care.
The Monster (2016)Call Uber and everything works out fine.
Session 9 (2001)So, asbestos + abandoned asylum? Sounds fun.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)Skin condition: get treatment? Nah, serial killing.
We Are What We Are (2013)Vampirism isn’t the disease, it’s the Kuru.
Ghostwatch (1992)Waniverse plus WNUF equals superior British original.
Event Horizon (1997)What's up with the slowly spinning chair?
It (2017)I kinda think clowns are charming still...
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Don’t be a sheriff's daughter in Haddonfield.
The Legend of Hell House (1973)The precise time indications seems very british.
Ghoulies (1985)THIS IS THE CHANT WHERE WE YELLLLLLL
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Should have gone for the sandwiches, kid.
Fright Night (1985)Movies of 1985 only grow in stature.
The New Daughter (2009) With Costner starring, should've called it "Daughterworld."
Halloween H20 (1998)There is a surprising lack of water.
The Tingler (1959)Vincent Price is tripping balls. Don't scream!
From a Whisper to a Scream (1987)Trashy anthology that entertains me like crazy
The Brood (1979): I've rage children brooding as I type.
Mad Monster Party? (1967)Rankin, Bass go big with this bash.
I Dismember Mama (1972)Marriage on the first date? That’s crazy
Day of the Triffids (1981)Blind leading the blind against killer plants
Zombi 3 (1988)Zombie Radio! Yea! Turn that shit up!
Halloween 5 (1989)When do they start Jamie’s driving lessons?
Terror in the Crypt (1964) All atmosphere, few scares... and that's great.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)Rate this film (with some fava beans)
The Dark Half (1993)Thad Beaumont, George Stark equally unbelievable names
Night of the Demons (1988)Half obnoxious nonsense, half pretty darn effective.
The Mummy (1932)She's Just Not That Into Your Tomb.
Slumber party massacre Killers drill, camera angle' straight from crotch
Evil Dead (2013) Who had the dirt on MPAA head?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) Dir. Philip KaufmanThe emotionless Vulcan was my first hint.
The Houses October Built (2014)"More like The Houses Douchebags Failed Building."
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)Horror movies are truly unfair to cornfields.
Freaks of Nature (2015)Zombie, Vampire and Human walk into bar.
Hush (2016): Memo to self: get a backup phone.
The Invisible Man (1933)Claude Rains' housecoat game is on point.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)Still a better love story than Twilight.
The Sacrament (2013)Siemetz, Bowen, Swanberg, I'd join that cult.
The Oblong Box (1969)Grave robbing seems like a profitable gig.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)She’s dead... now alive!...no wait, dead.
Trick r Treat (2008)Think my review barrel has run dry.
LOL! I know what you mean.
Cult of Chucky (2017)So, did this have a happy ending?
Grabbers (2012): Raise your tentacles and grab a drink!
Night of the Creeps (1986)It B everything, I love it all.
House on Haunted Hill (1959) I want one of those tiny coffins.
The Sentinel (1977) Dir. Michael WinnerPainfully dull movie with one great scene.
Wish Upon (2017)Ancient Chinese scholarship = discounts on blood prices.
Somebody say a prayer for her
The Craft (1996)I enjoyed it, except awful cover songs
Wish Upon (2017)"Wish I was in 'The Craft' remake..."
Teen Wolf (1985)Fox acts same no matter movie's gimmick.(and I love it!)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Frankenstein finishes off little girl's whole family.
The Dark Valley (2014)Revenge for primae noctis is served cold.
Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) I think Joey was axe-ing for it.
Prince of Darkness (1987)Come for horror, stay for theoretical physics!
Urban Legends: Final CutHow could a slasher be this boring?
1922 (2017)Sometimes They Come Back from the Semetary
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)I'm A-Pauled that they couldn't find Paul.
Tales From the Crypt (1972)Just want to hug poor old Cushing.
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It Follows (2014)Won't somebody please think of the prostitutes?!
<>Saw VI (2009)So literal with "pound of flesh" bit
Split (2016)Who knew suffering MPD made you unbreakable?
Poltergeist (1982)The precursor to Dancing on the Ceiling.
The Brood (1979)Those school kids gonna be messed up.
Noroi: The Curse (2005)Never investigate babies crying - demons soon follow.
Midnight Meat Train (2008)Can’t get dumber? Here, hold my tongue.
Night of the Demons (1988)North of the Wall isn’t always bad.orThat sweet lady made a mean pie.
The Amnityville Horror (1979)Don't be a Kidder, watch Suspiria instead