The Miniskirt Murders (1968, dir. Antonio Marghereti) aka Naked You Die aka School Girl Killer aka The Young, the Evil and the Savage No gore/nudity... basically "Gidget Goes Giallo".
Urgggg. Hellraiser 9 (aka Revelations). Although I'm optimistic what the newest one might be. The director/writer had the story for a couple of years, and played hard-to-get with the studio until they green lighted the movie he wanted to make. We'll see.
I don’t mind people putting it into a sub genre called social thriller. I mean if we have a new sub genre that makes people make movies this good, I’m all for it. Called it whatever you want.
not trying to be funny, but watching this period piece(late 90s/early 00s?) struck me how the small wonders, eccentricities and charms of life we have lost by immediately zoning in on our phones during idle time. Providing us only with what we want to see, instead of being forced to actually absorb/live in the world around us.
on wow really? That website he was building looked archaic. I kept thinking how if I was working at that inn with all that time to kill, instead of taking in how awesome the quiet historical charm of the place was I'd be on my phone. I would not have even noticed it was haunted, ha!
I had never seen this before and I'm stunned by how great it is - nothing like what I was expecting (a low-budget, campy Alienesque space horror movie) - it maybe doesn't get off to a super-promising start but it doesn't take long to get rolling. There might be a couple iffy performances here and there (I'm not a huge fan of the lead guy) but this is overall quality stuff. I love it - a new favourite for sure.
Tonight I watched the original Wolf Man and 2008's The Strangers.
Last night I revisited the 80s version of the Blob. I'm glad its on Hulu as it can be hard to find a copy these days. 80s The Blob is exactly my speed for stretched latex and Magenta lighting. Great Fun. From Beyond also scratches that very particular itch.
Frontier(s) - (2007, Dir. Xavier Gens)
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Trump's America... I mean France.
Shakma (1990)
ReplyDeleteShakma was an inside job! Wake up!
Messiah Of Evil (1973)
ReplyDeletePoint Dune: Like a classy Santa Carla.
House of Dracula (1945)
ReplyDeleteThe Universal monsters explained away with midichlorians.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteHooper's BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Weirder and funny.
Stage Fright (2014)
ReplyDeleteOn scale of Doh to Tee? Fah
That one made me giggle
DeleteThe Miniskirt Murders (1968, dir. Antonio Marghereti)
ReplyDeleteaka Naked You Die aka School Girl Killer aka The Young, the Evil and the Savage
No gore/nudity... basically "Gidget Goes Giallo".
Oops, that's Margheriti, folks. My mistake.
DeleteReturn to House on Haunted Hill (2007, dir. Victor Garcia)
ReplyDelete"This place is ass-fucking my mind!"
also
Same director: Mirrors 2 and Hellraiser 9!
Urgggg. Hellraiser 9 (aka Revelations). Although I'm optimistic what the newest one might be. The director/writer had the story for a couple of years, and played hard-to-get with the studio until they green lighted the movie he wanted to make. We'll see.
DeleteLove that optimism! Why, just take a look at ol' Gary J.'s first directorial outing!!
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ReplyDeleteShot in Romania! ...always a good sign. (－‸ლ)
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteDr Whiskey fucks then saves the world.
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteVietnam soldier has silly saviour fantasy. Charlie!
House on Sorority Row (1983)
ReplyDeleteAs usual Doctor brings the good drugs
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
ReplyDeleteMasked vigilante fights back against home invaders.
It Comes at Night (2017)- No cupcakes or cake...that's real horror.
ReplyDeleteThe Amityville Horror (2005)
ReplyDeleteMore like George and Kathy Lolz amirite?
Ohhh!!! Yourite! Lol
DeleteRings (2017)
ReplyDeleteSeattle, hahaha stop it you're killing me.
"Kill... wealthy... dowager."
DeleteGet Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteThis IS horror you social thriller warriors!!
I don’t mind people putting it into a sub genre called social thriller. I mean if we have a new sub genre that makes people make movies this good, I’m all for it. Called it whatever you want.
DeleteHellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the chubby one wearing sunglasses?
Cat People (1982)
ReplyDeleteNastassja Kinski likes to undress, meow meow!
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteFewer endless hallways, more Bavarian slap dancing!
So happy to see you joining us sir.
DeleteProm Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteI Know What You Did That Summer
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend (1989)
ReplyDeleteOkay... this was a thing I watched.
The Ghost And The Darkness (1996):
ReplyDeleteCouldn't the lions eat both these doofuses?
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteScariest animatronics gang not named "Rockafire Explosion."
Gerald's Game (2017) - I love this song! Oh...never mind
ReplyDeleteThinner (1996)
ReplyDeleteAdam Riske recommends (I think), I revisit...
I do
DeleteAnd for that I thank you as i'm glad I did!! :) Still to watch this scary movie month: The Bye Bye Man & Wish Upon...
DeleteSo you'd recommend it?
Delete10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteGoodman, most underrated actor of his generation?
He must have the best agent to put him in exclusive 10/10 films
DeleteHe’s good in everything.
DeleteEvil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteAll of this seems familiar to me
Nice
DeleteBlood Rage
ReplyDeleteResidents perplexed by elusive ability of automobiles.
Night of the Living Dead (1990): “Shoot that piece of…thank you, Barbara.”
ReplyDeletePrince of Darkness (1985): “Minion has better chemistry with the mirror…”
ReplyDeleteSlither (2007): “Hardest thing to believe? Banks married Rooker."
ReplyDeleteHouse II: The Second Story (1987)
ReplyDeleteJim Henson's Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteDracula literally/figuratively falls off the wagon.
XX (2017):
ReplyDeleteLynskey VS Panda stare-down for the win!
MELISSA!!
DeleteThe Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteWait, Russell Crowe isn't in this one?
Children of the Corn (1984)
ReplyDelete1984: Linda Hamilton battles machines and kids.
Mission to Mars (2000)
ReplyDeleteWhoops. Thought this was a horror movie.
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDelete..."as God can grow it, my hair!"
Hellhole (1985)
ReplyDeleteZappa doppelgänger has a thing for silk.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDelete"Coolest cocaine fueled sequel ever to exist."
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteNever knew lipstick could psychologically scar me.
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeletePractical gore instead of CGI? *single tear*
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteBlaming multiple personality disorder after sex, Classic.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteRogue! This is a strange marvel movie.
Martin (1978)
ReplyDeleteMoody, morose Martin maliciously manages monochrome murders.
Wild Beasts - Belve Feroci (1984)- Amazing zoologist or 70s pornstar? You decide.
ReplyDeleteSplit (2016)
ReplyDeleteBoy, the Philadelphia Zoo has substantial storerooms.
Do you mean substantial Jawns?
DeleteConfirmed. That zoo is filled with jawns.
DeleteI thought the same thing.
DeleteThe Last Exorcism (2010)
ReplyDeleteI still think it was just indigestion.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
ReplyDeleteAlice Johnson is an underrated final girl.
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteYOUR gold? You were on a break!
Horror Rises from the Tomb (1973)
ReplyDelete"Come to the country, have some laughs..."
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteFalse advertising: Good guy dolls my ass.
The White Reindeer (1952)
ReplyDeleteFinnish film about a Santa Claus reject
The Monster (2016)
ReplyDeleteNice to see Zuul getting more work.
Species (1995)
ReplyDeleteOscar winners make Oscar winning movies, right?
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
ReplyDelete"Legal Pads?" "GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!"
Gerald's Game (2017)
ReplyDeleteSometimes you need a little helping hand.
Night Train to Terror (1985)
ReplyDeleteMade from film scraps, you don't say.
Little Shop of Horror's (1986 Director's Cut)
ReplyDeleteAudrey and Seymour still end up together.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not a STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
Torso (1973)
ReplyDeleteKiller supports scarf economy. Friend of Desoto?
Innkeepers (2011)
ReplyDeleteHow I long for world without smart phones.
not trying to be funny, but watching this period piece(late 90s/early 00s?) struck me how the small wonders, eccentricities and charms of life we have lost by immediately zoning in on our phones during idle time. Providing us only with what we want to see, instead of being forced to actually absorb/live in the world around us.
I believe Innkeepers is set within the present time (2011/12). Ti West is just savvy enough to not have incorporated cell phones into this script.
Deleteon wow really?
DeleteThat website he was building looked archaic. I kept thinking how if I was working at that inn with all that time to kill, instead of taking in how awesome the quiet historical charm of the place was I'd be on my phone. I would not have even noticed it was haunted, ha!
Ricky Ooh
ReplyDeleteThe story of Ricky
Makes my brain hurt and head spin
Like being strangled by your own intestines? :P
DeleteWhite Zombie (1932)
ReplyDeleteSurrender to the hypnotic eyebrows of Lugosi!
Super Dark Times (2017)
ReplyDeleteBegins great. Abruptly changes tone. Still processing.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteI guess Ted Danson called him Shirley.
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DeleteHaha Brilliant!
DeleteThe Lodger (1944)
ReplyDeleteLondon fog is the movie's best character.
Hatchet II (2010): Daddy started chopping. I wanna chop too.
ReplyDeleteFright Night (1985)
ReplyDelete"McDowall and Sarandon steal the whole film."
Cult of Chucky (2017) Dir. Don Mancini
ReplyDeleteLook what they did to my haaaand.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhy is the other realm so gooey?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988):
ReplyDeleteDid that girl just throw her superpowers?
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteDoctor throws dirt in Death's face. Symbolic?
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDeleteCampbell vs Z'Dar: Battle of the Chins
Nekromantik 2 (1991)
ReplyDeleteWhat? They're dead. They can't feel anything.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
ReplyDeleteVincent Price is in this? Who knew?
The Boogey Man (1980)
ReplyDeleteDad just wanted a Breathe-Right strip.
Eraserhead
ReplyDelete"Nightmare scene" is the least traumatic scene.
Nightmare on Elm St. 3 (1987)
ReplyDeleteDVD didn't include the Dokken video. Bogus.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteShouldn't it be Bride of Frankenstein's Monster?
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ReplyDeleteLifeforce (1985) (Director's Cut)
ReplyDeleteDeserves a Prince of Darkness-type reassessment.
I had never seen this before and I'm stunned by how great it is - nothing like what I was expecting (a low-budget, campy Alienesque space horror movie) - it maybe doesn't get off to a super-promising start but it doesn't take long to get rolling. There might be a couple iffy performances here and there (I'm not a huge fan of the lead guy) but this is overall quality stuff. I love it - a new favourite for sure.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteSometimes the Lord tells you to kill!
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe Riskmaster was right about this one.
Hoo-ah!
DeleteThe Pact II (2014, dir. Dallas Richard Hallam, Patrick Horvath)
ReplyDeleteOriginally, written as sequel to Ghost Dad.
Stake Land II (2016, dir. Dan Berk, Robert Olsen)
ReplyDeleteWhere stakehouses will only serve meat... bloody! (;￣_￣)
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteCall the sherriff? Nah. Use the radio.
The Hamiltons (2006)
ReplyDeleteHow do you make incestuous cannibals boring?
That's how I felt about The Bad Batch.
DeleteSuper Dark Times (2017)
ReplyDeleteNever befriend the kid who owns swords.
Scream 2 (1997) : Double the pleasure, double the screaming fun.
ReplyDeleteSleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
ReplyDeleteSpringsteen sis has a hungry heart, penis.
I met her in a Kingstown bar
DeleteSweet Sixteen (1983)
ReplyDeleteWe have very different definitions of "sweet".
Road Games (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhere's this movie been all my life??
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)
ReplyDeleteEmilio Estevez was just okay in this.
Who Saw Her Die? (1972)
ReplyDeleteDon't Look Now with more ping pong.
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ReplyDeleteTonight I watched the original Wolf Man and 2008's The Strangers.
ReplyDeleteLast night I revisited the 80s version of the Blob. I'm glad its on Hulu as it can be hard to find a copy these days. 80s The Blob is exactly my speed for stretched latex and Magenta lighting. Great Fun. From Beyond also scratches that very particular itch.
Little Evil (2017)
ReplyDeletePretty great, but where’s the giant Rottweiler?
Haunter (2013)
ReplyDeleteOne star deduction for excluding Punxsutawney Phil.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteI've never heard "brains" said so frequently.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
ReplyDeleteFirst instance of ghosts hacking email accounts?
The Ring (2002)
ReplyDeleteWait... when's the Naomi Watts masturbation scene????
Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968)
ReplyDeleteIt's Lee vs. Karloff in Competitive Explaining!
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteThat smell is none of your business.
The Devils Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteThey ain’t got friends. They got family.
The Living Skeleton (1968)
ReplyDeleteModern pirates inadvertently cause ghost ship scenario.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteMary Shelley accurately predicts fashion, sequel tropes.
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteWait? She's getting in the van? Really?
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ReplyDeleteEXCISION (2012)
ReplyDeleteGirls just wanna cut uh - up