THE RETURN (1973)Do you want to see that ghost?A beautifully shot short film worth watching.
The Midnight Hour (1985)Better family Halloween movie than Fun Size.
I don't see why we have to take shots at Fun Size...
Patrick, just so I'm not rocking the boat too much, what qualifies as a scary movie for scary movie month? Does it need to be a horror movie or can it simply be a movie that uses horror movie conventions?
Not entirely sure what an example would be, but I would go with your gut in most cases. I just want everyone to have fun doing it.
Along with The Shining, Trick R Treat and most recently, Hellions, The Midnight Hour is a staple of October viewing for my wife and I. I think it's the best Halloween TV Movie ever.
American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002, dir. Morgan J. Freeman)An unparalleled achievement in getting things wrong.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006, dir. Sylvain White)So stupid that it eventually becomes amazing
Carrie (1976, Dir: Brian De Palma)Hands down scariest shower scene ever. Period.
Yep. That's good
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)I think I prefer the first half.
The Omen (1976)Drink every time there's an awkward pause
Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night (2010, dir. Toshikazu Nagae)Authorized sequel actually slightly better than original.
Wishmaster (1997)The jump scares in this are hilarious!
Don't look now (1973)Weren't you in the time bandits.....shit
I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)Panda mask is creepier than you think
Don't Kill It (2017)Dolph plays a better Ash than Cruise
The Descent (2005)When cavin' gal left bloody and ravin'
And Then There Were None (1945)Anticipating sequel "And Then There Was One"
Alien (1979)In space, everyone screams, except for Jones.
Phantasm (1979): Want to play with my balls boy?
Phantasm (1979)Wait... Huh... What? So it was aliens?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)'90s horror love for '90s horror lovers.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) :Higher budget, cool cinematography, less soul, meh
Don't Breathe (2016)Bet these kids are gonna get it.
Dracula 2000 (2000)" VAMPIRES! TONIGHT WE DINE IN New Orleans!"
The Faculty (1998)Opening Night Selection! Pre Comb Hartnett Festival!"
THIRST (1979)Just a tad long in the tooth.
WHAT LIES BENEATH (2000)Wait...is this a prequel to MIRRORS!
Alien (1979)Everybody gets a full share in heaven.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)Definitely dressing up as Fazio for Wishachaun.
Wechaun passes are almost sold out!
Contamination .7 aka The Crawlers (1993)Terrible acting actually makes it strangely watchable.
don't forget aka Troll 3! (as is one of the Ators, I think.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Rob Zombie must have watched on repeat.
Gerald's GameThat's gambling with skin in the game!orThat dog is thinking "BEST WEEKEND EVER!"
The Sacrament (2013)I don't think it is Kool-Aid, RUN!
Wrong Turn (2003) Don’t panic. It’s just Tucker and Dale.
mother!The unofficial sequel to Welcome to Me
Cult of Chucky (2017)Even more effed up than Part 5
Victor FrankensteinIgor has never been quite this sexy.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)What happens in Nicholson's HotTub, stays there????
Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)Ha ha, anal rape is so funny!
It Follows (2014)The reason millenials stick to online porn.
Cult of Chucky (2017)Fiona Dourif's impression of Dad, Weirdest boner!!
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)"Here comes the girl with the exposition!"
Monster House (2006)My Wife's as big as a HOUSE.
Don't Sleep (2017) Impossible to care about these generic characters.
Suspiria (1977)This ruined dogs for me. Thanks Suspiria
Mother! (2017)Get it??? It's the bible! Get it!?!
31 (2016)31 Must Stand For Rob Zombies IQ
Tales of Halloween (2015)Come for Tales, stay for the cameos
Flatliners (1990)Yeah Billy Mahoney died, but how's Champ?
Suspiria (1977)It's Black Swan plus millions of maggots.
Road Games 1981 Stacy Keach & Jamie Lee Curtis - first time viewing
Pit and the Pendulum (1961): Sociopaths manipulate Price into post traumatic delusions.
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)Bonkers ending makes up for otherwise shit
Escape Room (2017) Sorry, Skeet Ulrich, but you're no Jigsaw.
Joy Ride (2001)Duel meets The Hitcher, brings pink champagne.
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Innocent Blood (1992)Loggia recalls his toaster oven salesman days.
Halloween (1978) Dir. John CarpenterI wonder how many shots Loomis fired?
Halloween II (1981) Dir. Rick RosenthalOhhhh six. He shot him six tiiiimes.
Those are perfect!
The Devil's Candy (2015)Last scene? Definitely not how fire works.
Army of Darkness (1992)Ready or not here comes the boomstick.
The Runestone (1991) The Relic, but campy. Beautifully, gloriously campy.
The Witch (2015)Any more complaints about the New Testament?
Son of Dracula (1943)Everyone, stop complaining about modern horror sequels
The Car (1977)Stare at phone during all depressing parts
The Sound (2017) Quit it with the hashtags already! #scarymoviemonth
Hatchet (2006)Show us your boobs! And your intestines!
Hatchet II (2010)The human redneck body is surprisingly fragile.
Disturbing Behavior (1998)They botched the placement of Flagpole Sitta!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Is Dracula really a "boss-tard," Keanu Reeves?
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)How does Charley forget the previous movie?!
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010 Remake) So that's why Rorschach wore that mask
The Mist (Darabont, 2007)Thomas Jane. Why. Did. You. Do. That?
Species 3 (2004)"Horrible plot, horrible acting, but great boobs!"
Motel Hell (1980)I wonder if anybody harvested that alfalfa?
Saw (2004)Five minute movie had Jigsaw eaten chili.
SPIRITS OF THE DEAD (1968)AKA: SPIRITS OF THE BORING BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Whoa! "Toby Dammit" is Fellini's "Premonition Following An Evil Deed"
Perhaps the most horrific aspect of the film is Roger Vadim's ineptitude. Casting Jane and Peter Fonda as love interests? What about those costumes?
Worst story of the three, still, love it.
I'm glad I watched it because there are some very attractive people on display and Terence Stamp is great as always...but it just didn't really do much for me. You're right about the Jane and Peter Fonda thing. I literally started doubting everything I thought I knew and asked myself "Wait...were they husband and wife and NOT brother and sister?!?"
The Church (1989) Haunted church, and... OMG, it's Captain Panaka!
The Church did for me, what The New York Ripper did for Patrick. Italian horror suddenly made sense!
THE BLOB (1988)Reminder=Don't help Old Man Blob Hand
Evilspeak (1981) Why the hell give him a puppy?!
Last ShiftThat cult leader must give AMAZING speeches
After.Life (2009)Christina Ricci playing a living corpse. Again.
The Void (2017)"Are we doing eyeholes on these sheets?"
Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary (1975)Bisexual vampire stabs dates thanks to Cara-daddy.
Peeping Tom (1960)Movie watchers are peeping toms! Mind blown.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Wait, kids at summer camp? That's new.
Savage Intruder a.k.a Hollywood Horror House (the title in which Full Moon has distributed it as) (1970) Loved this! Horror Sunset Boulevard. Arty, exploitative. classy.
Shit, that's 8, my bad, here's 7.
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Iron Maiden presents: The Funky Don Medina.
What Have You Done to Solange? (1972) What have you done to my brain???
The Crazies (1973)The most blasé fire department in history.
Blood Rage (1987): Whatever Happened to Baby Jane's identical twins?
John Carpenter's The Fog: Lepers rent fog machine, masquerade as pirates
Blood Rage (1987) w/FTHISMOVIE Commentary: Moviefone needs a restraining order against Lassar.
Dog Soldiers (2002)Contains the Worst "The Matrix" reference ever.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Ving Rhames and gimps just can't coexist.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991): Seriously, did Yaphet Kotto lose a bet?
Triangle (2009): Better than The Circle, worse than Cube
Raw (2016):Suddenly I have a craving for Pocketburgers.
Scream (1996)A lack of pop culture knowledge kills.
The Lodger (1944)Jack the Ripper becomes Jack the Squatter.
Alien Resurrection (1997) Ellen Ripley mothers her child and grandchild
Countess Dracula (1971) Is this what they call "bodice ripper"?
Creepshow 2 (1987)Less creepy, more grope-y than number one.
Black Sunday (1960)Happy I finally saw this. It's stunning.
Dracula (1931)Beware of the dreaded blood thirsty armadillos!
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005, dir. Ana Clavell, James Dudelson)Oh good! Sequel coming this December. *shudder*
The New York RipperWhat the fuck did I just watch?
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)I’m green da ba die monster die.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Sid Haig: He's a national freaking treasure.
Coraline (2009)Other mother smothers then pothers. Oh brother!
The Shining (1980)Is this what started the furry fetish?
Gerald's Game (2017)Great ending.... then keeps going... keeps going....
The Beast within Practical effect love for Practical effects lovers
Hellraier (1987)Makes me miss my dead uncke Frank
V/H/SWant to live? Let her blow you!
Misery (1990)Bates perfect portrayal of most twitter users.
Monkey Shines (1988)The monkeys not really on his back.
Mama (2013)Why you so long in the face?
THE FUNHOUSE (1981)Final girl does nothing. Still is fine.
Magic (1978)A block of wood nails Burgess Meredith.