Raw (2016, Dir: Julia Ducournau) Someone giving you the finger? Eat it.
LIFEFORCE (1985)Why Pence won't be alone with women.
The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue (1974)Crummy cops can't kill crop-corpse creeps
Night Creatures (1962)Less Creature Feature, more Tight Pantaloons Feature.
Lady in the Water (2006)Scrunts, Narfs, Paul Giamatti, and other disappointments.
BOOGEYMAN (2005)I'll never understand why I re-watched this.
Fright Night Part II (1989) Bowling with human heads? Still beats candlepin.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Wait! Bradley Cooper is in this one?
Gerald's Game (2017)Gives new meaning to "breakfast in bed"
Best review of this movie so far.
Frankenstein (1931)When Frankenstein splits, hanging up the Fritz!
The Void (2016)There were fine people...on both sides.
Nice. I feel like Trump's seven word reviews could be a worthy sidebar.
HOUSE (1986)Big Ben? No...it's your fairy godmother!
Christine (1983)By far Carpenter's worst opening credits music
orThat's how I feel about Plymouth Gin
Jeepers creepers (2001)Separating art from artist can be tough
Date of the Dead (2016)Indie anthology has appealing performances; surprisingly decent.
XX (2017) Birthday parties really suck in this universe.
Leatherface (2017)Feels like a Lifetime version of TCM.Or Poorly timed release for bastardizing of Hooperverse
Wish Upon (2017)Seriously, was this secretly made in 1997?orUnexpected Jerry O'Connell was very fucking unexpected!!orWish Upon saxophone Dad, Wishmaster... Buddy Cops!!(Sorry but there are way way too many seven word reviews out of this film... Adam Riske, once again you nail it with the recommendations!!)
Also even now after watching it i'm convinced that was Elisabeth Röhm playing Kate Hudson playing Joey King's mother(!)...
Or is that the other way around, have those two ever been seen in the same room?!
Don't Deliver Us From Evil (1971)These girls need a serious time out.
Rebellion against Catholicism takes a nasty turn.This modest film is surprisingly effect. The scene with the bird particularly lingers in my mind.
Amityville: The Awakening (2017, dir. Franck Khalfoun)"Looks haunted, lol." More Patrick than Amityville.
Boo (1932)Uses classic horror clips for good chuckles.
Bone Tomahawk (2015)Ha! Twas merely just a flesh wound.
The Prowler (1981)Shotgun, knife, pitchfork. A GI's best friends.
The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself (1998)"Third baseman, Roger Dorn, fails at dentistry."
Little Evil (2017) - Adam and Evangeline vs Little Evil - Awww!
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Get (your head) to the chopper (blade)!
Better Watch Out (2016, dir. Chris Peckover)Worthy successor to It's A Wonderful Life.
Seed of Chucky (2004)Directed by Tim Burton's scumbag twin brother?
Maniac Cop, Battle of the chins!
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)Most copyright infringement in a film ever.
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)Every good franchise goes to space eventually.
I think you mean "every franchise eventually goes to space and becomes good."
Yeah but that's two words too many.
The Curse of Sleeping Beauty (2016) What a beautifully filmed, very boring movie.
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)Whodunnit? No really. I'm not sure. Whodunnit?
Disturbing Behavior (1998)"So thats what happened to Tom Cruise!"
Little Evil (2017): I got insanely excited by Al's truck.
Cold Moon (2016, dir. Griff Furst)Watched for Tommy Wiseau's cameo. Don't bother.
The Craft (1996)So much '90s music. Goth girls unite.
When I was 8, we used to play The Craft...
I am very excited to revisit it at the MBOH. I already spent Tunney Money on a ticket!
April Fool's Day (1986) -- Finally, a time you could use dick-towel...
The Wizard of Gore (1970)Do people really have that much blood?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Dir. Tommy Lee WallaceYou could still keep her head, Atkins.
Dog Soldiers (2002)Who let the dog soldiers out?! Ahh-wooooooo!orCry Havoc! Let slip the dog soldiers.
Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (2003)Film adaptation of Winnipeg Ballet's Dracula interpretation.
you guys know anything about a Lucio Fulci movie called Manhattan Baby? any good?
Depends on who you ask. I think it's a lesser Fulci film, but that doesn't man I don't like it. Fans are generally divided on this one.
I'm totally with Chaybee. It has some really cool stuff but it's not one of his best. Giovanni Frezza, tho.
The blue underground blu-ray collector edition is available at the used dvd store. I’m thinking of picking it up if it’s still there tonight
I would get it just for the soundtrack CD, even if it does reuse music from THE BEYOND.
Damn, i waited too long. They sold it already
Better Watch Out (2017)Really fun Christmas horror. A nice surprise.
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2007)Not scary. Bed time......WHAT WAS THAT!
Devil (2010)How did they detect evil before toast?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Dir. Dwight H. LittleMichael Myers; great murderer, TERRIBLE at chicken.
Halloween (2007)This movie sucks...oh, hi Danielle Harris.
The Woods (2006)Bullied out of kindness, well that's different.
The Strangers (2008)Loonies let loose in Liv’s lover’s livingroom.
... livers lacerated; lots of liquid left lying.
The Green Inferno (2015)Equal to new coffee flavor: Blumpkin Spice.
Curse of Chucky (2013)But wait.... did they like the chili???
The House By The CemeteryArrow Video make the Reddest Reds Redder
It Comes at Night (2017)Let's just keep away from that door.
Audition (1999)There’s most definitely a mystery AFOOT here.
"Super Dark Times" (2017)Kid's got no game, despite Mom's efforts
Wish Upon (2017)I too am majoring in dumpster diving.
It Follows (2015)Fair warning, better wear a rubber dude
XX (2017): A killer good time by the ladies.
Black Sheep (2006)Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder is real, man.
Better Watch Out (2017)Pretty great combination of three horror sub-genres.
The Thing (1982)The best canine performance in film history
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It Comes At Night (2017)There's a "come" joke somewhere in here
Don't Kill It (2016)Could only afford that one sound effect.
Prince of Darkness Too bad Goo Gone wasn’t around then.
Halloween is Grinch Night (1977) Dr. Seuss, by way of R. Crumb.
Better Watch Out (2017)In comparison Laurie Strode had it easy.
Tonight She Comes (2016)Probably the worst I've seen this year.
Dang! I really wanted to see that. I've already listened to the score a lot on spotify, it's amazing.
Another reason why this movie totally doesn't work. The poster and the score are the only good things about it and thematically have nothing to do with the film. A MESS. Literally. There's a scene where they have to drink a tampon. That tells you everything you need to know.
The Conjuring 2 (2015)Not that scary, after listening to Skeptoid.
Horrors of Dracula (1958)Grand Moff Van Tarkin versus Count Dookula
Don't Look Now (1973)Confusion as a theme lost me early.
Amityville: The Awakening (2017)Teenager in 2017 with a Pixies poster?
In their defense, it was actually 2014. (wistfully)...It was a different time then...
My initial review alluded to this: (Amityville: The Awakening (1927) "took 90 years to appreciate The Pixies") but I'm awful at being clever so...
Me too. I wrote a comment saying that Frank Black had been a contestant on Dancing With the Stars that year and it had given the band a real shot in the arm with the millenial youth, but I scrapped it due to it sucking. :)
The Cult poster is inexplicable, though.
Reeeks of director taste. Movie also reeeeks of distaste.
It (2017)What? Was 99 Red Balloons too pricey?
The Grudge (2004)Never trust kids that meow like cats.
The Loved Ones (2010) Dir. Sean ByrneHot damn I love those Aussie women.
What We Do in the Shadows: "Christopher Guest" and vampires in New Zealand.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)Commissioner Gordon does big-budget community theater.
The Girl with All the Gifts (2017)Teachers are still underpaid in the apocalypse.
The Faculty (1998)Alien slug infestation still Knowles character boost.
XX (2017)Because traumatizing children is a Laugh riot.
47 Meters Down (2017)Good to see Private Joker find work.
Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)Scary when I was 6...It's horror.
Videodrome (1983) Dir. David CronenbergAnd the rewinder is in his ass.
Blood Rage (1987) with F This Movie CommentaryLouise Lasser is clearly Willem Dafoe's mother
Dear God now I can't unsee that...
Dead Alive (1992)Peter Jackson Pollock splatter paints with blood.
The Hidden (1987)Like Alien Nation with less sour milk.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)I miss this version of Zach Snyder.
Sleepaway Camp (1983) with F This Movie CommentaryHow do we transition...all male dogpile?
mother! (2017)The Money Pit, but with bible metaphors
Cult of Chucky (2017)Fiona looks like Brad now, thanks Chaybee.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Thought Freddy started out with Bone Claws.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)Even Freddy likes a good weenie roast.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Creature swims well. Julie Adams swims sexy.
Demonic (2015)So bland I can't make a joke.
Raw (2016)Hey, if it looks good, eat it!
Witchtrap (1989)Trying to imagine who didn't get cast.
Ghostkeeper (1981)Canada: cold, snow, remote, full of Windigos.
The Stepfather (1987)One of horror's most inappropriate nude scenes.
Inappropriate Schoelen nudity is an impossibility!
Mortuary (1983)Seriously, what happened with the basement cult?
Hack-O-Latern (1988)Hey... they stole that climax from Highlander!
Ooops, posts this in two days. Sorry Patrick!