So I don't know how many people are aware if this little film but i cant recommend it enough. Just found out today that Jeremy Saulnier (Blue Ruin, Green Room) made it, and couldn't be more excited to revisit it. Seems I found it on some film message board almost a decade ago and haven't heard anyone talk about it since.
Friday 13th Part 7: The New Blood
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Poltergeist (1982)
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Joy Ride (2001, Dir: John Dahl)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
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Army of Darkness (1992)
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The Witch (2016)
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It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
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Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.
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Diabolique (1955)
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Pieces (1982)
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Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
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Blood Rage (1987)
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Lifeforce (1985)
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Halloween 4,5,6 Documentary 2013
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Cemetery Man (1994)
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The fucking best! My very first Italian horror movie, back in high school.
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Devil in the Brain (1972, dir. Sergio Sollima)
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Phantom of the Opera (1989)
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Bless the Child (2000)
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Seoul Station (2016)
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The Devil’s Candy (2017) - Went in knowing nothing - hey, Ethan Embry!
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How many endings are there to this?
Ice Cream Man (1995)
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Djinn (2013)
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Beyond the Gates (2016)
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Evil Dead 2 (1987) *first time viewing. thanks scarymoviemonth!
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Satan's little helper
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MMM Melons.....
Raw (2016)
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What the fuck did I just watch.
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Well, there was that.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
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The Mummy (1999)
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Cult Of Chucky (2017)
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Night of the Living Dead (1968)
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Saw: The Final Chapter
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HALLOWEEN II (1981)
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THE RING (2002)
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Annabelle Creation (2017)
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The Blob (1988)
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Black Christmas (1974)
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Silver Bullet (1985)
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Burn Witch Burn (1962)
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
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The House on Sorority Row (1983)
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Sorority Row (2009)
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You’re Next (2011)
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She’s in House on Willow Lane.
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Halloween (1978)
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How to Make a Monster (1958)
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Cult of Chucky (2017)
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Raw (2017)
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Black Water Wilderness (2015)
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The Dark Tower (2017)
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Ted Turner is gonna love this movie.
The Maze (1953)
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The Devil's Candy (2017)
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The Lure (2015, dir. Agnieszka Smoczynska)
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Final Destination 2
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The Thing (1982)
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They're Watching (2016)
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Re-Animator (1985)
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Quite possibly the greatest splatter movie ever.
The Raven (1935)
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Cult of Chucky
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a nightmare on elm street (1984)
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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
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Time Crimes (2007)
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Murder Party (2007)
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So I don't know how many people are aware if this little film but i cant recommend it enough. Just found out today that Jeremy Saulnier (Blue Ruin, Green Room) made it, and couldn't be more excited to revisit it. Seems I found it on some film message board almost a decade ago and haven't heard anyone talk about it since.
Patrick's championed this movie for a good while now, as well!
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Don’t Kill It (2016)
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Seoul Station (2016)
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Attack of the Eye Creatures (1965)
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The Tingler (1959)
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Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)
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Raw (2016)
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The Funhouse (1981)
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Spring (2014)
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
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Bra, thanks for making my commission...and the chick pit. (with English accent)
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The Ghoul (1933)
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The Brood (1979)
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The Visitor (1979)
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Let's scare Jessica to Death 1971
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Jennifer's Body (2009)
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Something Evil (1972)
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(Btw, it's a TV movie directed by Spielberg, his second one after Duel. And it's on YouTube.)
Halloween Resurrection (2002)
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Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
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Cult of Chucky (2017)
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Scream (1996) Final Scary Movie this time around #65
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