Friday 13th Part 7: The New BloodHe is really one wack Jason hereor Head placement is very important to Jason
Poltergeist (1982)Chairs on table. Torso bite. Clown. Creepy!
Joy Ride (2001, Dir: John Dahl)It puts the candycane in the basket.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Those last shots are just the greatest.
Army of Darkness (1992)When Raimi has fun, I have fun.
I miss fun Raimi
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)Imagine if Paul Thomas Anderson directed these.
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason takes Manhattan (1989)Jason rocked the boat, amiright or amiright?
The Witch (2016)Best family vacation I've been invited to.
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)Like The Lost World. With monster babies.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.
Cannibal! The Musical (1993)How *did* he make that tapping sound???
Diabolique (1955)Spoiling in 50s France was “being Diabolique”!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989): Michael's just humoring Loomis at this point.
Pieces (1982)That's not how you solve a puzzle.
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Child's Play (1988)Disney definitely stole concept for Toy Story
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)ET leaving really messed that kid up.
Blood Rage (1987)Old Style in Florida? Now THAT'S unbelievable.
Lifeforce (1985)Hottest space vampire ever (possessed Patrick Stewart).
Halloween 4,5,6 Documentary 2013 Michael driving cars after lessons with Adam
Cemetery Man (1994) Bizarre, confusing, nonsensical… and I loved it.
The fucking best! My very first Italian horror movie, back in high school.
We're all living in that snow globe
The Craft (1996)Studio paid Tunney Munney for Craft services
Ginger Snaps (2000)Did title or character name come first?
Devil in the Brain (1972, dir. Sergio Sollima)Not nearly cool as that title suggests.
Phantom of the Opera (1989)You are all my prima donnas now.
Bless the Child (2000) Another underrated horror from the early 2000s
Seoul Station (2016)Zombie apocalypse takes a rather dark turn.
The Devil’s Candy (2017) - Went in knowing nothing - hey, Ethan Embry!
Baskin (2016)Huh. Well, that happened. Need a shower.
Boys in the Trees (2016)Day of the Dead is Nov. 2. OrHow many endings are there to this?
Ice Cream Man (1995) The wrong Howard brother's making Han Solo.
Djinn (2013)Rubber baby buggy bumper smother mother lover.
Beyond the Gates (2016)Would a VHS rewinder save Dad's soul?
Halloween Documentary 25 years laterDisagree, Halloween 3 was never a mistake
Evil Dead 2 (1987) *first time viewing. thanks scarymoviemonth!Shayamalan LOVED the “plants that kill” premise.orPatrick pontificates sequels futility: Enter This Movie
The Exorcist (1973) Dir. William Friedkin2017 Title - Ouija: Origin of Evil: Origin.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)Get busy killing or get busy dying.
Satan's little helper Mum! They look like MelonsMMM Melons.....
Raw (2016) Don’t take your pets to these vets. OrVet school will fuck you up. Or What the fuck did I just watch. Or Well, there was that.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)Men's Rights Activists: "What, no John Doe?!"
The Mummy (1999)Total ripoff of the Allan Quatermain movies.
Cult Of Chucky (2017)Finally, something set in group therapy environment
The Conjuring 2 (2016)That cockney spirit sure likes to talk.
Saw VIJohn Kramer should have been a politician.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)For Sale. Country House. Once Occupied Seven.
Saw: The Final ChapterIs that Jigsaw or a little kid?
HALLOWEEN II (1981)Dr. Mixter has an eye for medicine.
THE RING (2002)Weirdo child doesn't like horses...oh well.
Annabelle Creation (2017)Girls opening doors and polio's fantastic voyage
The Blob (1988)DeMunn's death reveal elevates this to brilliance
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Everybody hates that fingernail noise. And pedophiles.
Friday the 13th Part 3Words cannot describe how annoying Shelly is.
Black Christmas (1974)Billy bothers boozy boarders before bagging broad.
Silver Bullet (1985)Gary Busey more lycanthropic than actual werewolf.
Burn Witch Burn (1962)Norman, you idiot, listen to your wife!
Jaws 3-D (1983)Delicious candy corn. Remade as Jurassic World.
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Super Dark Times (2017)The NRA warned us about Katana violence.
The House on Sorority Row (1983)Oh shit, that last scare was great!
Sorority Row (2009)Can’t get lug nuts off with that thing.
You’re Next (2011)I’d watch Erin murder fools all day.
She’s in House on Willow Lane.
Nice! It's now on the list. I hope she's murdering fools.
Territory (2016)Indie UK production. Drab but decently suspenseful.
Halloween (1978)Her ingenuity, not virginity, saves the day.
How to Make a Monster (1958) Mind control via makeup and Novocaine? Legit.
Cult of Chucky (2017)Gays, like virgins, are no longer safe.
Raw (2017)French girls french French meats. It's gross.
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) Dir. Patrick LussierTwist ending brought to you by dishonesty!
Jaws 2 (1978): Boat: Shark gnaws. Humans shake. Rocks brake.
Green Room (2015)Knives better than chokeholds, take note UFC.
Witchboard 3: The PossessionA perfectly adequate Masters of Horror episode
Black Water Wilderness (2015)Wait. Where’s the black water. OrOnly douches toss sticks in fishing holes.
The Dark Tower (2017)Went in blind, thought it was horror.Ted Turner is gonna love this movie.
The Maze (1953) Please, please let the Muppets remake this.
The Devil's Candy (2017)Guitar turns to literal axe. Exit Sandman.
The Lure (2015, dir. Agnieszka Smoczynska)Ginger Snaps x Repo! x Atomic Blonde
Island of Lost Souls (1932)Took me forever to recognize Bela Lugosi.
Final Destination 2Hope drowning isn’t my cause of death.
The Thing (1982)John Carpenter's "Beards of Ice and Fire."
Friday the 13th (1980)It really earns the Psycho score rip-off.
They're Watching (2016)House Hunters International found footage gets canceled.
The Black Hole 1979 Break on through to the Borgnine side!
Re-Animator (1985)Best detestable pest? *pencil snap* Mister West!OrNo no no no yes yes yes!Or Quite possibly the greatest splatter movie ever.
The Raven (1935)Nothing better than watching Lugosi chew scenery
Cult of Chucky Liked it, but where was the chili?
a nightmare on elm street (1984)i'm taking a bloodbath on the ceiling
orthe simpsons did it (only 4 words, i know)
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)The New Nightmare to Hocus Pocus' Scream.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)I'd pick the mermaid over the queen.
Time Crimes (2007)Marty McFly could have had it worse.
Murder Party (2007)Who brings raisin cake? Fine, murder him.So I don't know how many people are aware if this little film but i cant recommend it enough. Just found out today that Jeremy Saulnier (Blue Ruin, Green Room) made it, and couldn't be more excited to revisit it. Seems I found it on some film message board almost a decade ago and haven't heard anyone talk about it since.
Patrick's championed this movie for a good while now, as well!
Murder Party (2015)Man finally earns the respect of his cat.
Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)Just an extremely long L.A. Posse video.
Don’t Kill It (2016)He-Man and Evil Lynn? I’m in!
Seoul Station (2016)Zombie movie surprisingly ends well...sort of.
Attack of the Eye Creatures (1965) EYE really should've watched the MST3K version.
The Tingler (1959)Silly, creepy '50s meta horror, so great!
Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)Honestly the best Carrie movie since 1976
Raw (2016)Apparently, France needs some more sushi joints.
The Funhouse (1981)Sad truth, Gunther lasts longer than me
Spring (2014)Relationships are built on honesty. Never mind.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Crazy and flawed and I love it.
Bra, thanks for making my commission...and the chick pit. (with English accent)Also love it and need to watch soon.
The Ghoul (1933)Karloff and Egypt don't mix very well.
The Brood (1979)Mallets are midget clones' weapon of choice.
The Visitor (1979)Huh, cool...wait, what?...huh...oh cool.
Let's scare Jessica to Death 1971 Shame on you. I really liked Jessica
Jennifer's Body (2009)Not what I expected, so incredibly underrated.
Something Evil (1972)Aptly named. Dunno what, but there's something.(Btw, it's a TV movie directed by Spielberg, his second one after Duel. And it's on YouTube.)
Halloween Resurrection (2002)Not ready for the good ones yet.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Creature's claw appears to act as periscope.
Cult of Chucky (2017)My kid's toys drive me insane, too.