Sunday, October 8, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 8


123 comments:

  1. Friday 13th Part 7: The New Blood

    He is really one wack Jason here

    or

    Head placement is very important to Jason

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  2. Poltergeist (1982)

    Chairs on table. Torso bite. Clown. Creepy!

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  3. Joy Ride (2001, Dir: John Dahl)

    It puts the candycane in the basket.

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  4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Those last shots are just the greatest.

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  5. Army of Darkness (1992)

    When Raimi has fun, I have fun.

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  6. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

    Imagine if Paul Thomas Anderson directed these.

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  7. Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason takes Manhattan (1989)

    Jason rocked the boat, amiright or amiright?

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  8. The Witch (2016)

    Best family vacation I've been invited to.

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  9. It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)

    Like The Lost World. With monster babies.

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  10. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.

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  11. Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

    How *did* he make that tapping sound???

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  12. Diabolique (1955)

    Spoiling in 50s France was “being Diabolique”!

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  13. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989):

    Michael's just humoring Loomis at this point.

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  14. Pieces (1982)
    That's not how you solve a puzzle.

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  16. Child's Play (1988)
    Disney definitely stole concept for Toy Story

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  17. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    ET leaving really messed that kid up.

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  18. Blood Rage (1987)

    Old Style in Florida? Now THAT'S unbelievable.

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  19. Lifeforce (1985)

    Hottest space vampire ever (possessed Patrick Stewart).

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  20. Halloween 4,5,6 Documentary 2013

    Michael driving cars after lessons with Adam

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  21. Cemetery Man (1994)

    Bizarre, confusing, nonsensical… and I loved it.

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    1. The fucking best! My very first Italian horror movie, back in high school.

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    2. We're all living in that snow globe

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  22. The Craft (1996)

    Studio paid Tunney Munney for Craft services

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  23. Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Did title or character name come first?

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  24. Devil in the Brain (1972, dir. Sergio Sollima)
    Not nearly cool as that title suggests.

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  25. Phantom of the Opera (1989)

    You are all my prima donnas now.

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  26. Bless the Child (2000)

    Another underrated horror from the early 2000s

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  27. Seoul Station (2016)

    Zombie apocalypse takes a rather dark turn.

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  28. The Devil’s Candy (2017) - Went in knowing nothing - hey, Ethan Embry!

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  29. Baskin (2016)

    Huh. Well, that happened. Need a shower.

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  31. Boys in the Trees (2016)
    Day of the Dead is Nov. 2.

    Or
    How many endings are there to this?

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  32. Ice Cream Man (1995)

    The wrong Howard brother's making Han Solo.

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  33. Djinn (2013)

    Rubber baby buggy bumper smother mother lover.

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  34. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    Would a VHS rewinder save Dad's soul?

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  35. Halloween Documentary 25 years later

    Disagree, Halloween 3 was never a mistake

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  36. Evil Dead 2 (1987) *first time viewing. thanks scarymoviemonth!

    Shayamalan LOVED the “plants that kill” premise.

    or

    Patrick pontificates sequels futility: Enter This Movie

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  37. The Exorcist (1973) Dir. William Friedkin

    2017 Title - Ouija: Origin of Evil: Origin.

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  38. The Devil's Rejects (2005)

    Get busy killing or get busy dying.

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  39. Satan's little helper

    Mum! They look like Melons

    MMM Melons.....

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  40. Raw (2016)
    Don’t take your pets to these vets.
    Or
    Vet school will fuck you up.
    Or
    What the fuck did I just watch.
    Or
    Well, there was that.

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  41. The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

    Men's Rights Activists: "What, no John Doe?!"

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  42. The Mummy (1999)

    Total ripoff of the Allan Quatermain movies.

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  43. Cult Of Chucky (2017)

    Finally, something set in group therapy environment

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  44. The Conjuring 2 (2016)

    That cockney spirit sure likes to talk.

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  45. Saw VI

    John Kramer should have been a politician.

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  46. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    For Sale. Country House. Once Occupied Seven.

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  47. Saw: The Final Chapter

    Is that Jigsaw or a little kid?

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  48. HALLOWEEN II (1981)

    Dr. Mixter has an eye for medicine.

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  49. THE RING (2002)

    Weirdo child doesn't like horses...oh well.

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  50. Annabelle Creation (2017)

    Girls opening doors and polio's fantastic voyage

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  51. The Blob (1988)

    DeMunn's death reveal elevates this to brilliance

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  53. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Everybody hates that fingernail noise. And pedophiles.

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  54. Friday the 13th Part 3

    Words cannot describe how annoying Shelly is.

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  55. Black Christmas (1974)

    Billy bothers boozy boarders before bagging broad.

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  56. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Gary Busey more lycanthropic than actual werewolf.

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  57. Burn Witch Burn (1962)

    Norman, you idiot, listen to your wife!

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  58. Jaws 3-D (1983)

    Delicious candy corn. Remade as Jurassic World.

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    1. Tube integrity has been compromised.

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  59. Super Dark Times (2017)

    The NRA warned us about Katana violence.

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  60. The House on Sorority Row (1983)

    Oh shit, that last scare was great!

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  61. Sorority Row (2009)

    Can’t get lug nuts off with that thing.

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  62. You’re Next (2011)

    I’d watch Erin murder fools all day.

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    1. She’s in House on Willow Lane.

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    2. Nice! It's now on the list. I hope she's murdering fools.

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  63. Territory (2016)

    Indie UK production. Drab but decently suspenseful.

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  64. Halloween (1978)

    Her ingenuity, not virginity, saves the day.

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  65. How to Make a Monster (1958)

    Mind control via makeup and Novocaine? Legit.

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  66. Cult of Chucky (2017)
    Gays, like virgins, are no longer safe.

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  67. BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloOctober 8, 2017 at 6:53 PM

    Raw (2017)

    French girls french French meats. It's gross.

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  68. My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) Dir. Patrick Lussier

    Twist ending brought to you by dishonesty!

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  69. Jaws 2 (1978): Boat: Shark gnaws. Humans shake. Rocks brake.

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  70. Green Room (2015)

    Knives better than chokeholds, take note UFC.

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  71. Witchboard 3: The Possession

    A perfectly adequate Masters of Horror episode

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  72. Black Water Wilderness (2015)
    Wait. Where’s the black water.
    Or
    Only douches toss sticks in fishing holes.

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  73. The Dark Tower (2017)

    Went in blind, thought it was horror.

    Ted Turner is gonna love this movie.

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  74. The Maze (1953)

    Please, please let the Muppets remake this.

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  75. The Devil's Candy (2017)

    Guitar turns to literal axe. Exit Sandman.

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  76. The Lure (2015, dir. Agnieszka Smoczynska)
    Ginger Snaps x Repo! x Atomic Blonde

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  77. Island of Lost Souls (1932)

    Took me forever to recognize Bela Lugosi.

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  78. Final Destination 2

    Hope drowning isn’t my cause of death.

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  79. The Thing (1982)

    John Carpenter's "Beards of Ice and Fire."

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  80. Friday the 13th (1980)

    It really earns the Psycho score rip-off.

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  81. They're Watching (2016)

    House Hunters International found footage gets canceled.

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  82. The Black Hole 1979
    Break on through to the Borgnine side!

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  83. Re-Animator (1985)

    Best detestable pest? *pencil snap* Mister West!

    Or

    No no no no yes yes yes!

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    Quite possibly the greatest splatter movie ever.

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  84. The Raven (1935)

    Nothing better than watching Lugosi chew scenery

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  85. Cult of Chucky

    Liked it, but where was the chili?

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  86. a nightmare on elm street (1984)

    i'm taking a bloodbath on the ceiling

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    1. or

      the simpsons did it (only 4 words, i know)

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  87. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

    The New Nightmare to Hocus Pocus' Scream.

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  88. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    I'd pick the mermaid over the queen.

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  89. Time Crimes (2007)

    Marty McFly could have had it worse.

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  90. Murder Party (2007)

    Who brings raisin cake? Fine, murder him.

    So I don't know how many people are aware if this little film but i cant recommend it enough. Just found out today that Jeremy Saulnier (Blue Ruin, Green Room) made it, and couldn't be more excited to revisit it. Seems I found it on some film message board almost a decade ago and haven't heard anyone talk about it since.

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    1. Patrick's championed this movie for a good while now, as well!

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    2. Murder Party (2015)

      Man finally earns the respect of his cat.

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  91. Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)
    Just an extremely long L.A. Posse video.

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  92. Don’t Kill It (2016)
    He-Man and Evil Lynn? I’m in!

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  93. Seoul Station (2016)

    Zombie movie surprisingly ends well...sort of.

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  94. Attack of the Eye Creatures (1965)

    EYE really should've watched the MST3K version.

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  95. The Tingler (1959)

    Silly, creepy '50s meta horror, so great!

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  96. Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)

    Honestly the best Carrie movie since 1976

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  97. Raw (2016)

    Apparently, France needs some more sushi joints.

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  98. The Funhouse (1981)

    Sad truth, Gunther lasts longer than me

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  99. Spring (2014)

    Relationships are built on honesty. Never mind.

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  100. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Crazy and flawed and I love it.

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    1. Bra, thanks for making my commission...and the chick pit. (with English accent)

      Also love it and need to watch soon.

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  101. The Ghoul (1933)

    Karloff and Egypt don't mix very well.

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  102. The Brood (1979)
    Mallets are midget clones' weapon of choice.

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  103. The Visitor (1979)

    Huh, cool...wait, what?...huh...oh cool.

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  104. Let's scare Jessica to Death 1971

    Shame on you. I really liked Jessica


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  105. Jennifer's Body (2009)

    Not what I expected, so incredibly underrated.

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  106. Something Evil (1972)

    Aptly named. Dunno what, but there's something.

    (Btw, it's a TV movie directed by Spielberg, his second one after Duel. And it's on YouTube.)

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  107. Halloween Resurrection (2002)

    Not ready for the good ones yet.

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  108. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

    Creature's claw appears to act as periscope.

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  109. Cult of Chucky (2017)

    My kid's toys drive me insane, too.

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  110. Scream (1996) Final Scary Movie this time around #65
    Dutch Angle you say? Lets try that.

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