THE GHOST OF YOTSUYA (1959) - A sword cannot cut through a ghost.It would make a good a pairing with KWAIDAN, particularly with the Edo period setting. JIGOKU (1960)- Hell sequence was bloody for its time.
It Follows (2014)I don't think that's how STDs work
My Bloody Valentine (1981)Roses're Red, dislodge eyeballs with miners pick.
The Burrowers (2008, dir. J.T. Petty)Smart script, bad moviemaking. Too damn complicated.
Dr. Jekyll and his Women (1981) So many naked butts! Is this horror?
Personal Shopper (2016)Eat sleep shop repeat and contacting spirits.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Couldn’t powerful witch magic up some money?
I always ask the same thing.
The Green Inferno (2013)Taking inappropriate masturbating to the next level.
The Faculty (1998)"Pure uncut Columbus Ohio alien repellent powder."
House II (1987)The second story...didn't really need told.
Dread (2009, dir. Anthony DiBlasi)The dorkiest fucking shit ever. Worthless garbage.
The Wicker Man (1974)The Equalizer versus Count Dracula. Dracula wins.
Gerald's Game (2017)Weak ending. Scam artist butcher never caught.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)You should floss more. This is disgusting.
Hellraiser (1987)Have you ever tasted Cenobites? They're delicious!
Cabin Fever (2002)"We get it Eli Roth! You're COOL!"
Shocker (1989)I need more Dudes of Wrath please.
Hounds of Love (2017)Wrong way to spice up sex life.
The Devils Candy (2015)Tracksuit satan ruins another Rex Manning day.
Knock Knock (2015)Look. We can dig a perfect rectangle. OrKnock Knock. Who’s there? A shitty ending.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)Never do what walrus silhouettes tell you
Doghouse (2009, dir. Jake West)Fugly test run for The World's End.
Jungle Trap (1990 & 2016)Terror only your grandfather's camcorder can capture!
Freaked (1993) The '90s were a different time, man.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)Sergeant stands way too close to lieutenant.
Gerald’s GameI am still wincing from *that* scene.
Gozu (2001)Ladle butt play? Pretty tame for Japan.
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)Hello Mary Lou the girl on fire.
The Cottage (2008, dir. Paul Andrew Williams)Stop trying to be clever, horror movies!!
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)John Goodman just want to play house.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)Killer to beer-drinking Canucks: Be MINE
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995):Balls-out goofiness breathes life into tired franchise.
Never appreciated this until last viewing. Now, I love it.
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1921)Cabinet shows excellent workmanship/attention to detail.
The People Under The Stairs (1991)Department of Children and Families failed spectacularly.
Suburban Gothic (2014)Alt-punk paranormal comedy is mostly fine.
Day of the Dead (1985) Will never be irrelevant. A true masterpiece.
Strangeland (1998)Those insisting I revisit might be wrong.
The Loved Ones (2010)Another reason coffee over tea for me.
The People Under Stairs (1991)The Department of Children and Families failed spectacularly.
From Beyond (1986): Came for Crampton, stayed for the amoebas.
Scary Movie 3 (2003): Sheen's least embarrassing venture in twenty years.
The Thing (1982): Did Brimley take this as diabetic parable?
The Fog (1981): Despite looks and broken window, Atkins scores.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)One, two, Freddy's going meta on you.
The Beyond (1981)Striking visuals. Don't know what is happening.
Friday the 13th part 5:Tommy! Jason! Tommy! Jason! Paramedic? Tommy! Jason!
Quatermass and the Pit aka Five Million Years to Earth (1967)Scientist essentials: tweed jacket, impeccably groomed beard.
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998):Does Michael get shorter in each movie?
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: Dream Child (1989)So bad, so bad, oh so bad.
A Ghost Story (2017)Explicitly visualizes the horror of pie eating
The American Scream (2012)**crosses ‘cry during Halloween documentary’ off list**
Brokeback Mountain (2005)Alt-right nightmare featuring cowboys and little blood.
Raw (2017)Would be easier to stomach with ketchup
Humongous 1982Dog bites face and Donna shows Boobs
You're NextAustralians kick ass in handling stressful situations.
Monster of Frankenstein (1981) In which the monster stubs his Toei.
The Leprechaun (1993)The One With The Girl From FRIENDS
I hate myself for adding "The" to the title.
That makes two of us.
It's aesthetically nauseating.
Knock Knock (2015)Knob slob leads Keanu to shoulder throb.
Child’s Play 2 (1990)Super watchable. Chucky’s demise is the BEST.
Leprechaun (1993)We need to talk about Rachel’s shorts.
Day of the Dead (1985)I think the world needs more Bub.
House of the Devil (2009)Beautiful, terrifying, cool as hell. Instant classic.
Tomb of Dracula (1980) Boston Dracula? Put garlic in your Guinness.
Candyman (1992)Features my second worst public toilet experience.
The Black Cat (1934): Karloff, a graceful walker. Lugosi, enigmatic talker.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002): Lost me at "His larynx was crushed."
The Omen (1976)Atticus Finch doesn't always raise great kids.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Cornucopia of tastelessness, bad acting and direction
Lord of Illusions (1995) Dir. Clive BarkerProbably Barker's weakest film, still really fun.
The Last Man on Earth (1964) in ColorDying daughter...'no school for her today'
Bone Tomahawk (2015)Directorial debuts can't really get much better.
The White Of The Eye (1987) It’s got everything from audiophiles to necrophiles!
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)Make sure evil robots are certified uppercut-proof.
Trick or Treats (1982)“He’s upstairs playing, probably making a bomb..”
The Orphanage (2007)Soul-crushing depression inducing, there goes my week.
Without Warning (1980)If it bleeds, we blow it up!
Final Exam (1981)Has there been a more unremarkable slasher?
The Inkeepers (2011)Advice: if hotel is haunted, just leave.
Just Before Dawn (1981)Poorly planned outings lead to unplanned death
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Myers wins the truck bed Royal Rumble
Raw (2016)Sisters are doing it* for themselves! *cannibalism
The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting (2003, dir. Louis Morneau)No reason to exist, but not bad!
The Mummy (2017)Classic horror tale gets a bad wrap.
Little Evil (2017)It’s OK I guess... aaaaaaaaaaand I’m crying.
Evil Dead (2013)Found the only porn I don’t like
Ganja & Hess (1973)Despite the title, blood is the addiction.
Asylum (1972)Starring Cushing, Lom!(Combined screentime 5 minutes.)
It Follows (2014)Stay back! I have a restraining order!
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Who knew commercials could make me nostalgic?
Curse of Chucky (2013)Chucky resembles the Fred's version of himself.