by Robyn Buckley
Delirious came out in 1991 and was directed by Tom Mankiewicz. The central premise is that Jack Gable (John Candy) is a writer for a terrible soap opera who, after an accident, awakens to find himself in that world. A positive aspect of Delirious is that it wastes no time in tossing Jack into the world of his creation and forcing him to interact with Ashford Falls (the town in his soap). Everyone around him acts as they would in a soap opera – with constant schemes, over-the-top dramatics, and repeated music stings. Jack wants to get out of this world as quickly as possible until he realizes that as the writer of the show, anything he writes in this world comes true. It is not long before he has turned himself into the dashing new man in town who has money and power.
Jack’s primary goal is to save the life of Rachel Hedison (Laura Claybourne in the real world of the movie) played by Emma Sams, a character that he knows the producers want to write off the show. He is in love with Laura and believes that if he gives her what she wants behind the scenes of the show, she will fall in love with him as well. By writing himself as a character that makes women swoon and men froth with jealousy, Jack believes that he can seduce Laura in the role of Rachel in the world of the soap. The movie continues from there – Jack writes himself as the hero, but continually has to contend with the twist and turns of a soap opera world. He frequently forgets to write himself through the end of scenes, causing him to have abilities that tend to only last for a little while before he is normal, and slightly bumbling, again. John Candy plays the role as well-meaning, with a bit of an ego trip from the power.
I wish I could describe everything I love about Delirious in this article, but that would give away too much of what makes the movie so enjoyable. Instead, I would like to give you what I will refer to as Robyn’s Ramblings – notes that I made during my most recent watch. If you haven’t yet seen Delirious, please check out my ramblings below, and then go and watch the movie!
• The intro song is Prince’s “Delirious” - this is a great song, and if you don't like it, we can't be friends.
• The aesthetic and fashion are peak '80s, despite being released in 1991. Big hair and big shoulders.
• Jerry Orbach plays one of the producers of the soap opera. He is always great.
• There is constant sax music that feels like a weird mix between easy-listening and soft-core porn.
• Kirkwood and his facial expressions give me life.
• Why are there desert cliffs near Ashford Falls? Soap Opera world geography doesn’t make sense.
• Candy is friendly to Janet (Mariel Hemingway), even when not pursuing her.
• Blake and the reactions to his medication – from gum bleeding to neck growths and everything in between.
• The music stings – DUN DUN DUN.
• The soap characters recognize that things are weird when Jack writes new scenes, but can't control it.
• Parallel parking scene
• "You're a business person; you're a busy person. You have hostile takeovers to take over."
• Trust - weirdest sex game
• Every interaction of the Hedisons (the most powerful and ruthless family in town)
• Robert Wagner!
• The drunk typewriting and Party scene
• Ty Hedison and his… what’s the word? Oh right, AMNESIA.
• The best scene in the movie – Heimlich Maneuver.
• The random dance scene is odd.
• This movie is so wonderfully weird.
• "Of course you're in love with her, she's your sister."
• "Oh no! I forgot my shoulder pads!" "Who gives a shit!?"
• Why is Rachel British?
• "Yes, Paul, stop the bleeding! She's ruining the parquet floor!"
• Robert Wagner hates Cleveland.