THE MUTILATOR, aka FALL BREAK (1984, 86 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Textbook slasher featuring likable characters. Dad's fishy.
ive also been talking about how peppy and likeable these characters were.
Felissa Rose in CAESAR AND OTTO'S SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE (2009, 75 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Shitty comedy's easy, Felissa Rose is hard.orNot as entertaining as #SMM "Sleepaway" commentary.
The Visit (2015) - first watchSurprisingly, the first Shyamalan movie I've seen.
The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)And Boring does Hershey squirts on the carpet
Ooops... - "does"
Martyrs (2015 Remake, Dirs. Kevin Goets & Michael Goetz)The perfect cinematic equivalent of freedom fries.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)OCP a new subsidiary of Silver Shamrock
Halloween 4 – the return of Michael Myers (1988)Kids these days. Who bullies an orphan? or Rednecks with guns what could go wrong?
Poltergeist (2015)A closet full of clowns ... seems legit-Mickey from Michigan
Incarnate Hollywood pitch....horror movie version of Inception.
Cellar Dweller (1988) I think Frederick Wertham predicted this movie.
God Told Me To (1976)I want a sequel with Tony Clifton.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Lisa Loeb seemed to plummet nine stories
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)Fantastic practical effects, written by a monkey.
The Evil Dead (1981)Ghouls almost as persistent as Amway salesmen
Tales from the Hood 2, dir(s). Rusty Cundieff, Darin Scott (2018)Keith David plus podcast, thankful silver linings.
SCREAM 4 aka SCRE4M (2011)And people thought part 3 was bad?!?
Theres Nothing Out There (1991)It's like scream, but way more annoying.
House Of The Devil (2009)Tom Noonan, Walkman, Joc-do, a perfect movie.orWish that had happened in Mistress America
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)Mmmmm... Campbell's soup. Just like mummy made.
The Sacrament (2013)Really hard to sympathize with Vice reporters
The Innkeepers (2011)Where can I get Sara Paxton curtains?
Halloween (1978)Young clown boy takes a dark turn.
Halloween II (1981)If you thought Halloween needed more explosions!
Kill List (2011)The horror of restaurant singing! Stop it!
The Boxer's Omen (1983)With this much fun, who needs logic?
Jug Face (2013)Rural community finds solution to healthcare problem.
The Sixth Sense (1999)Petitioning a Toni Collette horror cinematic universe
Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)It happened. They all laughed at me.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)I wonder how Italians feel about police?
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Wanted to play along on Sega CD.
Hellbound: Hellraiser IIDawdling doctor foiled by skin suit sleight.
Scream 2 (1997)I'd murder rude Obnoxious movie patrons too.
The Brain Eaters (1958)A waste of a good Leonard Nimoy.
Malevolent (2018)Hey meddling kids! Could you meddle faster?!?
Nightmare Shark (2018) Who knew? Freddy loves Shark Week, too.
Tales From the Hood (1995)"THIS! ain't Vestron Video! Ain't Severin NEITHER!"
Soul of the Demon (1991)OK for being funded by loose change.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)Mothman Prophecies 2: Mothman Saves Christmas AgainorIs Mothman just a shitty supernatural matchmaker?
Lost Highway (1997)Pullman plays sax. Some other shit happens.orI guess Smashing Pumpkins fans are Greasers?orThis hasn't been scary *Robert Blake appears*
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018, dir. Eli Roth)Cate Blanchett headbutts a jack-o-lantern. Five stars.Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)Adam Riske was right. Go see this!
The Funhouse (1981)Still scarier than Mississippi’s State Fair (whew...)
Rob Zombie's Halloween 2Just what the franchise needed: mommy issues!
Evil Dead 2 (1987)"Stephen King presents: Sam Raimi's Evil Dead."
Hatchet 3 (2013, dir. BJ McDonnell)Bodies smoosh easily but spray blood hard.
Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)Robo Patriot looks like a real pussy.
Poltergeist (1982)Children a way to into TV nowadays
Salem's Lot (1979)Can someone please fix that Jeep door?
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Always dance like no one is watching
Eden Lake (2008)That's how you're ending this?!? FUCK YOU!!!
I dug the ending. I felt the tone fit
Black Death (2010)Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Terror At Tenkiller (1986)Twenty percent horror, eighty percent boyfriend drama.
mother! (2017)Rosemary's house, a burning ring of fire.
Nightmare Sisters (1988, dir. David DeCoteau)I might accidentally wear out the Blu-ray.
The Lords of Salem (2012) R. ZombieIf old naked witch-ladies are your jam....
Tusk (2014)Trans-Species. This movie is so progressive.
The Amityville Horror (2005)Not how I chopped wood with Dad.
Scanner Cop (1994)The head explosion alone was worth it.
The Return of the Vampire (1944)The werewolf looks like a friendly puppy.
It (2017) (watched on the 8th)Skarsgard brings a terrifying physicality to Pennywise.
Blood Rage (1987)Why's he keep saying "I buried Paul"?
Bates Motel (1987)This could've starred Scooby and the gang.
Night of the Demons (1988)Similar to Demons. More of the Night.
The Sacrament (2013)"Eli Roth presents: Ti West's Jonestown Massacre."
The Evil (1978)Does a Realtor have to disclose Demons?
The Dead Zone (1983) Dir. David CronenbergJohnny, fuckhead that he is, goes Rogue.
Basket Case (1982)What’s in the basket? Pay royalties Se7en.
Alien (1979) Dir. Ridley ScottDeath so nice, they showed it thrice.
Halloween II (2009, Rob Zombie)...about as much fun as observing surgery...
The House of the Devil (2009)Jocelin Donahue is my Jamie Lee Curtis
Blumhouse's Truth or Dare (2018, dir. Jeff Wadlow)Oh, the Truth or Dare from BLUMHOUSE.
Hellraiser (1987)Wish Clive Barker would have directed more.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)Angela definitely misremembers her previous camp experience
Lifeforce (1985) Fun movie, but where's the giant eyeball?
Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterA proud moment for bald men everywhere.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Good project, but turned in late. Zero.
Carrie (1976) Dir. Brian De PalmaWell, that plan really backfired, eh Sue?
The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (1927)Even in silence Hitchcock’s talent shines through.
Detention (2011)Best use of Mmmbop since...um...ever.
The Fog (1980)What kind of music's Adrienne Barbeau playing?
Halloween (2007)Zombie is the Adam Sandler of horror.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Cannibalism okay if blood is chocolate syrup.
Hollow Man (2000)Fake skin reused for Jackass Bad Grandpa
The Hitcher (1986) Dir. Robert HarmonMeet the worlds least instinctive police department.
THE MUTILATOR, aka FALL BREAK (1984, 86 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteTextbook slasher featuring likable characters. Dad's fishy.
ive also been talking about how peppy and likeable these characters were.
DeleteFelissa Rose in CAESAR AND OTTO'S SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE (2009, 75 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteShitty comedy's easy, Felissa Rose is hard.
or
Not as entertaining as #SMM "Sleepaway" commentary.
The Visit (2015) - first watch
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, the first Shyamalan movie I've seen.
The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)
ReplyDeleteAnd Boring does Hershey squirts on the carpet
Ooops... - "does"
DeleteMartyrs (2015 Remake, Dirs. Kevin Goets & Michael Goetz)
ReplyDeleteThe perfect cinematic equivalent of freedom fries.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteOCP a new subsidiary of Silver Shamrock
Halloween 4 – the return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteKids these days. Who bullies an orphan?
or
Rednecks with guns what could go wrong?
Poltergeist (2015)
ReplyDeleteA closet full of clowns ... seems legit
-Mickey from Michigan
Incarnate
ReplyDeleteHollywood pitch....horror movie version of Inception.
Cellar Dweller (1988)
ReplyDeleteI think Frederick Wertham predicted this movie.
God Told Me To (1976)
ReplyDeleteI want a sequel with Tony Clifton.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
ReplyDeleteLisa Loeb seemed to plummet nine stories
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
ReplyDeleteFantastic practical effects, written by a monkey.
The Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteGhouls almost as persistent as Amway salesmen
Tales from the Hood 2, dir(s). Rusty Cundieff, Darin Scott (2018)
ReplyDeleteKeith David plus podcast, thankful silver linings.
SCREAM 4 aka SCRE4M (2011)
ReplyDeleteAnd people thought part 3 was bad?!?
Theres Nothing Out There (1991)
ReplyDeleteIt's like scream, but way more annoying.
House Of The Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteTom Noonan, Walkman, Joc-do, a perfect movie.
or
Wish that had happened in Mistress America
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteMmmmm... Campbell's soup. Just like mummy made.
The Sacrament (2013)
ReplyDeleteReally hard to sympathize with Vice reporters
The Innkeepers (2011)
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get Sara Paxton curtains?
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteYoung clown boy takes a dark turn.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteIf you thought Halloween needed more explosions!
Kill List (2011)
ReplyDeleteThe horror of restaurant singing! Stop it!
The Boxer's Omen (1983)
ReplyDeleteWith this much fun, who needs logic?
Jug Face (2013)
ReplyDeleteRural community finds solution to healthcare problem.
The Sixth Sense (1999)
ReplyDeletePetitioning a Toni Collette horror cinematic universe
Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)
ReplyDeleteIt happened. They all laughed at me.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Italians feel about police?
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteWanted to play along on Sega CD.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
ReplyDeleteDawdling doctor foiled by skin suit sleight.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteI'd murder rude Obnoxious movie patrons too.
The Brain Eaters (1958)
ReplyDeleteA waste of a good Leonard Nimoy.
Malevolent (2018)
ReplyDeleteHey meddling kids! Could you meddle faster?!?
Nightmare Shark (2018)
ReplyDeleteWho knew? Freddy loves Shark Week, too.
Tales From the Hood (1995)
ReplyDelete"THIS! ain't Vestron Video! Ain't Severin NEITHER!"
Soul of the Demon (1991)
ReplyDeleteOK for being funded by loose change.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
ReplyDeleteMothman Prophecies 2: Mothman Saves Christmas Again
or
Is Mothman just a shitty supernatural matchmaker?
Lost Highway (1997)
ReplyDeletePullman plays sax. Some other shit happens.
or
I guess Smashing Pumpkins fans are Greasers?
or
This hasn't been scary *Robert Blake appears*
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018, dir. Eli Roth)
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett headbutts a jack-o-lantern. Five stars.
Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)
Adam Riske was right. Go see this!
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteStill scarier than Mississippi’s State Fair (whew...)
Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
ReplyDeleteJust what the franchise needed: mommy issues!
Evil Dead 2 (1987)
ReplyDelete"Stephen King presents: Sam Raimi's Evil Dead."
Hatchet 3 (2013, dir. BJ McDonnell)
ReplyDeleteBodies smoosh easily but spray blood hard.
Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteRobo Patriot looks like a real pussy.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteChildren a way to into TV nowadays
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteCan someone please fix that Jeep door?
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteAlways dance like no one is watching
Eden Lake (2008)
ReplyDeleteThat's how you're ending this?!? FUCK YOU!!!
I dug the ending. I felt the tone fit
DeleteBlack Death (2010)
ReplyDeleteTell me all your thoughts on God.
Terror At Tenkiller (1986)
ReplyDeleteTwenty percent horror, eighty percent boyfriend drama.
mother! (2017)
ReplyDeleteRosemary's house, a burning ring of fire.
Nightmare Sisters (1988, dir. David DeCoteau)
ReplyDeleteI might accidentally wear out the Blu-ray.
The Lords of Salem (2012) R. Zombie
ReplyDeleteIf old naked witch-ladies are your jam....
Tusk (2014)
ReplyDeleteTrans-Species. This movie is so progressive.
The Amityville Horror (2005)
ReplyDeleteNot how I chopped wood with Dad.
Scanner Cop (1994)
ReplyDeleteThe head explosion alone was worth it.
The Return of the Vampire (1944)
ReplyDeleteThe werewolf looks like a friendly puppy.
It (2017) (watched on the 8th)
ReplyDeleteSkarsgard brings a terrifying physicality to Pennywise.
Blood Rage (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhy's he keep saying "I buried Paul"?
Bates Motel (1987)
ReplyDeleteThis could've starred Scooby and the gang.
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteSimilar to Demons. More of the Night.
The Sacrament (2013)
ReplyDelete"Eli Roth presents: Ti West's Jonestown Massacre."
The Evil (1978)
ReplyDeleteDoes a Realtor have to disclose Demons?
The Dead Zone (1983) Dir. David Cronenberg
ReplyDeleteJohnny, fuckhead that he is, goes Rogue.
Basket Case (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s in the basket? Pay royalties Se7en.
Alien (1979) Dir. Ridley Scott
ReplyDeleteDeath so nice, they showed it thrice.
Halloween II (2009, Rob Zombie)
ReplyDelete...about as much fun as observing surgery...
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteJocelin Donahue is my Jamie Lee Curtis
Blumhouse's Truth or Dare (2018, dir. Jeff Wadlow)
ReplyDeleteOh, the Truth or Dare from BLUMHOUSE.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteWish Clive Barker would have directed more.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
ReplyDeleteAngela definitely misremembers her previous camp experience
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteFun movie, but where's the giant eyeball?
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
ReplyDeleteA proud moment for bald men everywhere.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteGood project, but turned in late. Zero.
Carrie (1976) Dir. Brian De Palma
ReplyDeleteWell, that plan really backfired, eh Sue?
The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (1927)
ReplyDeleteEven in silence Hitchcock’s talent shines through.
ReplyDeleteDetention (2011)
Best use of Mmmbop since...um...ever.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of music's Adrienne Barbeau playing?
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteZombie is the Adam Sandler of horror.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteCannibalism okay if blood is chocolate syrup.
Hollow Man (2000)
ReplyDeleteFake skin reused for Jackass Bad Grandpa
The Hitcher (1986) Dir. Robert Harmon
ReplyDeleteMeet the worlds least instinctive police department.