Thursday, October 11, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 11


86 comments:

  1. THE MUTILATOR, aka FALL BREAK (1984, 86 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Textbook slasher featuring likable characters. Dad's fishy.

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    1. ive also been talking about how peppy and likeable these characters were.

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  2. Felissa Rose in CAESAR AND OTTO'S SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE (2009, 75 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Shitty comedy's easy, Felissa Rose is hard.

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    Not as entertaining as #SMM "Sleepaway" commentary.

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  3. The Visit (2015) - first watch

    Surprisingly, the first Shyamalan movie I've seen.

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  4. The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)

    And Boring does Hershey squirts on the carpet

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  5. Martyrs (2015 Remake, Dirs. Kevin Goets & Michael Goetz)

    The perfect cinematic equivalent of freedom fries.

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  6. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    OCP a new subsidiary of Silver Shamrock

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  7. Halloween 4 – the return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Kids these days. Who bullies an orphan?

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    Rednecks with guns what could go wrong?

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  8. Poltergeist (2015)

    A closet full of clowns ... seems legit

    -Mickey from Michigan

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  9. Incarnate

    Hollywood pitch....horror movie version of Inception.

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  10. Cellar Dweller (1988)

    I think Frederick Wertham predicted this movie.

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  11. God Told Me To (1976)

    I want a sequel with Tony Clifton.

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  12. House on Haunted Hill (1999)
    Lisa Loeb seemed to plummet nine stories

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  13. Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

    Fantastic practical effects, written by a monkey.

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  14. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Ghouls almost as persistent as Amway salesmen

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  15. Tales from the Hood 2, dir(s). Rusty Cundieff, Darin Scott (2018)

    Keith David plus podcast, thankful silver linings.

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  16. SCREAM 4 aka SCRE4M (2011)

    And people thought part 3 was bad?!?

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  17. Theres Nothing Out There (1991)
    It's like scream, but way more annoying.

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  18. House Of The Devil (2009)

    Tom Noonan, Walkman, Joc-do, a perfect movie.

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    Wish that had happened in Mistress America

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  19. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

    Mmmmm... Campbell's soup. Just like mummy made.

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  20. The Sacrament (2013)

    Really hard to sympathize with Vice reporters

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  21. The Innkeepers (2011)

    Where can I get Sara Paxton curtains?

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  22. Halloween (1978)

    Young clown boy takes a dark turn.

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  23. Halloween II (1981)

    If you thought Halloween needed more explosions!

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  24. Kill List (2011)

    The horror of restaurant singing! Stop it!

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  25. The Boxer's Omen (1983)

    With this much fun, who needs logic?

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  26. Jug Face (2013)

    Rural community finds solution to healthcare problem.

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  27. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    Petitioning a Toni Collette horror cinematic universe

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  28. Carrie (1976, dir. Brian De Palma)
    It happened. They all laughed at me.

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  29. The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)

    I wonder how Italians feel about police?

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  30. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    Wanted to play along on Sega CD.

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  31. Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    Dawdling doctor foiled by skin suit sleight.

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  32. Scream 2 (1997)

    I'd murder rude Obnoxious movie patrons too.

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  33. The Brain Eaters (1958)

    A waste of a good Leonard Nimoy.

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  34. Malevolent (2018)

    Hey meddling kids! Could you meddle faster?!?

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  35. Nightmare Shark (2018)

    Who knew? Freddy loves Shark Week, too.

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  36. Tales From the Hood (1995)

    "THIS! ain't Vestron Video! Ain't Severin NEITHER!"

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  37. Soul of the Demon (1991)

    OK for being funded by loose change.

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  38. The Mothman Prophecies (2002)

    Mothman Prophecies 2: Mothman Saves Christmas Again

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    Is Mothman just a shitty supernatural matchmaker?

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  39. Lost Highway (1997)

    Pullman plays sax. Some other shit happens.

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    I guess Smashing Pumpkins fans are Greasers?

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    This hasn't been scary *Robert Blake appears*

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  40. The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018, dir. Eli Roth)

    Cate Blanchett headbutts a jack-o-lantern. Five stars.

    Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)

    Adam Riske was right. Go see this!

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  41. The Funhouse (1981)

    Still scarier than Mississippi’s State Fair (whew...)

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  42. Rob Zombie's Halloween 2

    Just what the franchise needed: mommy issues!

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  43. Evil Dead 2 (1987)
    "Stephen King presents: Sam Raimi's Evil Dead."

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  44. Hatchet 3 (2013, dir. BJ McDonnell)
    Bodies smoosh easily but spray blood hard.

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  45. Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)

    Robo Patriot looks like a real pussy.

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  46. Poltergeist (1982)

    Children a way to into TV nowadays

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  47. Salem's Lot (1979)

    Can someone please fix that Jeep door?

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  48. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Always dance like no one is watching

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  49. Eden Lake (2008)

    That's how you're ending this?!? FUCK YOU!!!

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  50. Black Death (2010)

    Tell me all your thoughts on God.

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  51. Terror At Tenkiller (1986)

    Twenty percent horror, eighty percent boyfriend drama.

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  52. mother! (2017)

    Rosemary's house, a burning ring of fire.

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  53. Nightmare Sisters (1988, dir. David DeCoteau)

    I might accidentally wear out the Blu-ray.

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  54. The Lords of Salem (2012) R. Zombie
    If old naked witch-ladies are your jam....

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  55. Tusk (2014)
    Trans-Species. This movie is so progressive.

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  56. The Amityville Horror (2005)

    Not how I chopped wood with Dad.

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  57. Scanner Cop (1994)

    The head explosion alone was worth it.

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  58. The Return of the Vampire (1944)

    The werewolf looks like a friendly puppy.

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  59. It (2017) (watched on the 8th)

    Skarsgard brings a terrifying physicality to Pennywise.

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  60. Blood Rage (1987)

    Why's he keep saying "I buried Paul"?

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  61. Bates Motel (1987)

    This could've starred Scooby and the gang.

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  62. Night of the Demons (1988)

    Similar to Demons. More of the Night.

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  63. The Sacrament (2013)
    "Eli Roth presents: Ti West's Jonestown Massacre."

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  64. The Evil (1978)

    Does a Realtor have to disclose Demons?

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  65. The Dead Zone (1983) Dir. David Cronenberg

    Johnny, fuckhead that he is, goes Rogue.

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  66. Basket Case (1982)

    What’s in the basket? Pay royalties Se7en.

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  67. Alien (1979) Dir. Ridley Scott

    Death so nice, they showed it thrice.

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  68. Halloween II (2009, Rob Zombie)

    ...about as much fun as observing surgery...

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  69. The House of the Devil (2009)

    Jocelin Donahue is my Jamie Lee Curtis

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  70. Blumhouse's Truth or Dare (2018, dir. Jeff Wadlow)
    Oh, the Truth or Dare from BLUMHOUSE.

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  71. Hellraiser (1987)

    Wish Clive Barker would have directed more.

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  72. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

    Angela definitely misremembers her previous camp experience

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  73. Lifeforce (1985)

    Fun movie, but where's the giant eyeball?

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  74. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    A proud moment for bald men everywhere.

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  75. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    Good project, but turned in late. Zero.

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  76. Carrie (1976) Dir. Brian De Palma

    Well, that plan really backfired, eh Sue?

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  77. The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (1927)

    Even in silence Hitchcock’s talent shines through.

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  78. Detention (2011)
    Best use of Mmmbop since...um...ever.

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  79. The Fog (1980)

    What kind of music's Adrienne Barbeau playing?

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  80. Halloween (2007)

    Zombie is the Adam Sandler of horror.

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  81. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
    Cannibalism okay if blood is chocolate syrup.

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  82. Hollow Man (2000)

    Fake skin reused for Jackass Bad Grandpa

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  83. The Hitcher (1986) Dir. Robert Harmon

    Meet the worlds least instinctive police department.

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