Wednesday, October 17, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 17


86 comments:

  1. Rupert Julian's THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1925, 93 min.) at Brooklyn's Alamo Drafthouse for the first time, with live musical accompaniment by The Invincible Czars.

    Who knew Phantom had such lovely penmanship.

    or

    Erik, the original lovelorn James Bond villain.

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  2. Juan Piquer Simón's PIECES (1982, 89 min.) on Blu-ray with the FTM Commentary Track.

    Too many BASTARDS!!! Not enough Kung-Fu fighting.

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  3. Wolf Creek (2005)

    Right, backpacking in Australia off the list

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  4. Rasuto Furankenshutain/The Last Frankenstein (1991)

    Suicide is painless....and contagious....and goofy

    or

    Doctor needs Carrie to do his work

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  5. Hatchet (2006)

    Bayou Beaver... never heard of it either.

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  6. Night Of The Living Dead (1968, B&W, 1.33:1)

    ...innocent black man killed by presumptuous cop...

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  7. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Example of cinematic perfection by James Whale

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  8. The Howling (1981)

    Alternative Community living really changes some people.

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  9. Apostle (2018, Dir. Gareth Evans)

    Wait...where the fuck is Robert Duvall?!

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  10. Scarecrows (1988)
    Slipknot vanity project arrives ahead of schedule.

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  11. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

    One, two, Freddy’s coming out of you

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    1. This is the gayest horror flick ever!

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    2. No, that would be Hellbent (2004) - it's a decent slasher too.

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  12. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Knowing killer's identity doesn't take slong...long.

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  13. LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971)

    Cheap and sleazy Frankenstein, I love it.
    Or
    A real treat for Rosalba Neri fans.

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  14. Nosferatu (1922)

    “Travel to the land of specters.”
    “What?!”

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  15. The Howling (1981)

    Late to party, I adore this movie.

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  16. Hatchet (2006)

    Better eyesight -- Victor Crowley or the T-Rex?

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  17. Knife For the Ladies (1974)

    Jack the Ripper meets sheriff Jack Elam.

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  18. Brainscan (1994)

    Oh Furlong, should have taken long furlough

    or

    Video game rating system woulda prevented this

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  19. SUSPIRIA (1977)

    What if Harry Potter was a ballerina?

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  20. Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)

    Me, Earl and the playmate calendar girl

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  21. Ghost of Michael Myers (2001 fan film)

    Michael Myers’ greatest weakness: A plastic bucket.

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  22. THE HAUNTING (1999)

    1999...the year that multiple heads rolled.

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  23. SLITHER (2006)

    Dreaming of Nathan Fillion as Star Lord.

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  24. CURSED (2005)

    Why oh why do we use CGI?

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  25. Son of Dracula (1943, dir. Robert Siodmak)

    Frank doesn't deserve a hot vampire girlfriend.

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  26. Raw (2016)

    Never use your sharpest scissors on pubes

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  27. Seed of Chucky (2004, dir. Don Mancini)
    Glen or Glenda remake for toy audience.

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  28. Primal Rage (2018, dir. Patrick Magee)
    Cool Bigfoot suit, gore; way too long.

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  29. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2008)

    Where’s this movie been all my life?

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  30. Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)

    Come for slashing, leave for the dialogue.

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  31. Death Spa (1988)

    Amazon wondering why digital rentals spiked 1000%

    or

    Crazy Ralph: "It's got a DEATH Spa!"

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  32. Anaconda (1997)

    Was it worth it? Hell yes, Shirishamas!

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    1. I'm really really bad at these. Thankfully, many others are really really good at them!

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  33. The Howling (1981)

    Movie reportedly caused national air bladder shortage

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  34. TerrorVision (1986)

    *writes a review about Medusa's boobs, deletes*
    My grandpa suddenly isn't so cool anymore.

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  35. Child's Play (1988)

    Most people are stronger than dolls, right?

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  36. Van Helsing (2004)

    Howls, roars, moans, screeches, and ultimately sucks.

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  37. Der Fan AKA Trance (1982)

    Girl likes German sausage with her pop.

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  38. The Bye Bye Man (2017)

    Don't think it, say it, watch it.

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  39. Apostle (2018)

    Insider or outsiders prespectiv? Please choose one..

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  40. The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)

    That kid always spit her vegetables out.

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  41. Deep Rising (1998)

    "Hard Rain" has 1998's superior indoor waterskiing.

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  42. Venom (2018, dir. Ruben Fleischer)

    That "turd" line is terrible. And brilliant.

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  43. The Limehouse Golem (2016, dir. Juan Carlos Medina)

    Only movie this month featuring Karl Marx.

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  44. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Sarah Jessica Parker was on coke, right?

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  45. Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)

    Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em. Okay, do.

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  46. Happy Death Day (2017)

    This happens at Hogwarts all the time.

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  47. Vamp (1986)

    Wow Grace Jones, learn some table manners.

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  48. Mandy (2018)

    "Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay!"

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  49. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

    Hey look everybody, it's party pooper Paul.

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  50. Terrifier

    This is a giant piece of shit.

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  51. Dèmoni (1985)

    Italian horror really likes oozing face goo

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  52. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)

    Viewer beware, you're in for "it's fine."

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  53. Final Destination (2000)

    Computer monitors...potential claymores, just add vodka.

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  54. Terrifier, dir. Damien Leone (2016)

    *several showers later* Well that was mean!

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  55. Alien (1979)
    Tonight try Fettuccine Alfredo aka robot guts.

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    1. ...spaghetti alfredo with marbles, to be accurate...

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  56. Halloween (1978)

    Lonnie Elam rallied, passed the sixth grade.

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  57. The Hitcher (1986)

    Wiseau’s inspiration, “You’re tearing me apart, Nash!”

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  58. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

    Slut shaming is the real crime here.

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  59. killer workout (1987)

    that’s why i won’t join a gym.

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  60. The Chilling (1989)

    Linda Blair. Grizzly Adams. Together at last!

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  61. Prom Night (1980):

    So THAT'S why Canada outlawed disco madness!

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  62. Hausu (1977)

    Naming your cat Blanche? Asking for trouble.

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  63. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    Clarence Williams was *devilish grin* "The Shit"

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  64. Children Of The Corn (1984)

    ..driving through Midwest not actually THIS frustrating...

    (...my first viewing; at local indie theater with a crowd of about a dozen...)

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  65. Phantasm (1979)

    When did Jawas start trafficking in humans?

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  66. Terrified

    Come to Argentina! See our naked ghosts!

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  67. Freaks of Nature (2015)

    Zombies, vampires, AND aliens?! Should be better.

    Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Fun, bloody spectacle. Last of Burton's best.

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  68. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

    Others disagree but this movie is awesome

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  69. Cronos (1993)

    Just give Del Toro all the money.

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  70. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Look both ways before crossing the street

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  71. Witchfinder General (1968, dir. Michael Reeves)

    Give this movie all of the oscars.

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  72. Apostle (2018)
    Well. There is a lot of it.

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  73. Child's Play 3 (1991)

    OOH carnival! Fingers crossed Chucky battles Ghoulies!

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  74. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
    I've waited longer to see a doctor.

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  75. The Devil's Rejects (2005)
    Series growing the beard, Otis is too.

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  76. Yoga Hosers (2016)
    Is this flattering or insulting to Canada?

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  77. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006, dir. Jonathan Liebesman)

    Starts movie as Leatherface.... then becomes Leatherface?

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  78. Cube (1997)
    Chuck a boot and see what happens.

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  79. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Michael Myers, ruining wax jobs since 1963.

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