Eric Stoltz in THE FLY II (1989, 105 min.) on DVD."I'll do anything to play Marty McFLY!"orGenetically-scrambled 5-year-old eats meal after midnight... SPLAT!
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!! Haha!! My favorite of the year so far!
S. Craig Zahler's BONE TOMAHAWK (2015, 132 min.) on Amazon Prime.Cannibal Indians versus Russell's manly beard. DRAW!
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016, Dir. André Øvredal)Brian totally Cox blocks his own son.
Hatchet II (2010)The swamp changed Marybeth for the better.
Hatchet III (2013) Gotta cast them all. Pokemon Slasher edition.
Arachnophobia (1990) *billed as a comedyWeak comedy, weak horror, strangely satisfying movie.
Scream(1996) "What's your favorite scary nineties movie? THIS!"
You Can’t Kill Stephen King (2015) But you sure can run him over.
Maggie (2015)Arnold Schwarzenneger dyes¹ of supernatural causes.1. hair
1408 (2007)Have you seen this Comedy? It's Divine!
Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)Looks like Jawas, acts like Tusken Raiders.
THEY LIVE (1988)Roddy Piper discovers what we already know.
Silent Hill (2006)So...why d'they call y'all Pyramid Head?
Apostle (2018)Jeez everyone on this ISLAND!!! is YELLY!!!!
Mandy (2018)You came and you gave without taking
Looove this one!
The Endless (2017)Omnipotent Being can't catch up with rust-bucket!
Christine (1983)So, is Cars this movies Gremlins 2?
Hold the Dark (2018)I am too cold for this shit.
Haunting of Hill House Netflix series (2018)Fact: Ghost accidents occur in the home...
Bubba Ho-TepThat's it... JFK made me a birther.
Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989)More than prices getting slashed here, buuuuddy.
Edward Scissorhands (1990)Greatest threat to American life, white ladies.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)Nazis literally ruin everything, including The Exorcist.orWait...didn’t I just watch The Beginning?
Puppetmaster: The Littlest Reich (2018)These puppets are just alreich with me.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS: DEMON KNIGHT (1995)We need more of THIS Billy Zane.
The Witch in the Window (2018)Ultimate reality show: Ghost Hunter House Flippers.
HOLLOW MAN (2000)I love Elisabeth Shue...that is all.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988)Bathroom sex scene...inspired SHOWGIRLS pool scene?
Raw (2016):Charlie bit my finger. And ate it!
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, dir. Freddie Francis)I've such a man-crush on Paul.
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)Go, Nick Adams, Go! No, Boris, No!
The Sorcerers (1967)Really, much more talking than sorcering here.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, dir. Tobe Hooper) with Patrick Bromley's commentaryPatrick sounds even sexier speeded up 4%.
Halloween (1978)Unpopular opinion: this movie doesn't hold up.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)Despite name lacks Residents, Evil, and Extinction.
House of Dracula (1945)Monster Hospital... Coming this Fall to NBC!
Cabin in the Woods (2012)Unpopular Opinion: The movie inside the movie, is the better movie.
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Freddy: "They keep drinking 5-hour energy!"
The Ranger (2018)These punks definitely were not feeling lucky.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984, dir. Joseph Zito)Dancing Crispin Glover is my spirit animal.
Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)Not surprisingly from a Movie 43 participant.
Classic, Reagan Era, chimp hero, propaganda Bullshit.
Alien vs. Predator (2004) Frozen Antarctic pyramid looks surprisingly warm inside.
Trilogy of Terror (1975, dir. Dan Curtis)Karen Black pulls a Meg Ryan. Fliberdigibbet.
The Black Cat (1981)"I'm more a cat person." - black cat
The Fly'a uhmm.. fly.. Uh.. Finds a way'
The Oblong Box (1969)Murdered men full of red tempera paint.
The Return of Dracula (1958)Dracula returns! Wish he actually did something.
Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)Nightmare inducing torment disguised as children's cartoon.*a definite kindertrauma I can't wait to introduce to my kid
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) The name “Predalien” is least embarrassing part.
Goke, Body Snatcher from HellLifeforce meets The Blob with vagina face
The Mafu CageI could not believe this mafuckin’ movie
Lord of Illusions I’m Lord of Illusions!Narrator: He wasn’t.
The ChildrenSnot nosed kids are the scariest thing.
Child’s PlayWhat kind of murderer goes by “Chucky”?
OperaCouldn’t take my eyes off the screen
Freddy vs JasonGreatest cinematic matchup since Bambi met Godzilla
Sleepaway Camp II: Ungappy CampersFreddy and Jason meet as awkward teens
Body MeltWhy I don’t try to be healthy
The Babadook (2014)Babadook Babadook will you do the fandango
Wicked, WickedWas I drunk? Or was it Duo-vision?
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)Why is this longer than 80 minutes?
Fright Night Part 2Now with one hundred percent more bowling!
The Mothman Prophecies 2002Monday, eat shirtTuesday, fly into lightbulb
Halloween (2018)Patton, Greer awesome. Hartnett would be nice.
Rocktober Blood (1984)Watch it backwards - Lee Roth stabs Hagar.
Sleepwakers (1992) Hamill’s best cameo prior to Force Awakens
Abominable (2006)"Rear Window" was missing a Bigfoot, right?
Apostle (2018)"Mystery dosent work...GIVE IT MORE BLOOD!"
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)Law of diminishing returns; no more return
Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001): Islam: Michael battles Jinn. Movie: In church.
Wishmaster (1997): Opals aren't forever, stroke it, wish it...
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999): Opals last forever, wishes never tempt it...
Return of the Living Dead (1985)I meta goofy zombie friend, practically speaking.
Van Helsing (2014)Quoth Frankenstein’s Monster in the prologue: “WHYYY???!!!”
The Ninth Configuration (1980)Conned castle cuckoos confuse caregiver Colonel Keach
Scarecrows (1988)This guy sure wants his harmonica back.
Angst (1983) All that matters is the danchsund lives.
The Monster Squad (1987)Kickass montage and classic post credit rap
Halloween 4 (1988)Myers' stabbing average well below Mendoza line.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)Trombones are the deadliest of the brass.
Lady in White (1988): It's basically an Amblin movie for assholes.
Tag (2015)The things guys will do for sex...
Veronica (2017)Good possession scares but it's no REC
Halloween (1978)Take care of your damn comics, Tommy!
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Come on kid, that's not red rain.
The Lost (2006)Old guy banging teen not the creepiest.
Return of the Evil Dead aka Return of the Blind Dead (1973)Temperamental templars take tributing town to task.
Halloween 5 (1989)Great kid performance in shit movie wasted.
Halloween (2018)Seven words don't do Strode Women justice.
Halloween 4 (1988)Haddonfield must have an amazing burn ward
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Like Halloween, but with Irish witch robots.
The Invisible Agent a/k/a Invisible Man (Toho, 1954)Better Veteran treatment: this or "Shock Waves"?orNever knock Matango for no lyrics again!orMake up makes eyes and teeth visible?
Misery (1990) eed to try on George R.R. Marti .
Nina Forever (2015)That's it. Only shower sex going forward.
Halloween (2018, dir. David Gordon Green)It’s the second best movie titled “Halloween”.
Halloween 6 (1995) This the only one with real pumpkins?
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Survive two huh? You die the worse.