Thursday, October 18, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 18


101 comments:

  1. Eric Stoltz in THE FLY II (1989, 105 min.) on DVD.

    "I'll do anything to play Marty McFLY!"

    or

    Genetically-scrambled 5-year-old eats meal after midnight... SPLAT!

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  2. S. Craig Zahler's BONE TOMAHAWK (2015, 132 min.) on Amazon Prime.

    Cannibal Indians versus Russell's manly beard. DRAW!

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  3. The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016, Dir. André Øvredal)

    Brian totally Cox blocks his own son.

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  4. Hatchet II (2010)

    The swamp changed Marybeth for the better.

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  5. Hatchet III (2013)

    Gotta cast them all. Pokemon Slasher edition.

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  6. Arachnophobia (1990) *billed as a comedy

    Weak comedy, weak horror, strangely satisfying movie.

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  7. Scream(1996) "What's your favorite scary nineties movie? THIS!"

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  8. You Can’t Kill Stephen King (2015)

    But you sure can run him over.

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  9. Maggie (2015)

    Arnold Schwarzenneger dyes¹ of supernatural causes.

    1. hair

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  10. 1408 (2007)
    Have you seen this Comedy? It's Divine!

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  11. Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    Looks like Jawas, acts like Tusken Raiders.

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  12. THEY LIVE (1988)

    Roddy Piper discovers what we already know.

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  13. Silent Hill (2006)

    So...why d'they call y'all Pyramid Head?

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  14. Apostle (2018)
    Jeez everyone on this ISLAND!!! is YELLY!!!!

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  15. Mandy (2018)

    You came and you gave without taking

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  16. The Endless (2017)
    Omnipotent Being can't catch up with rust-bucket!

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  17. Christine (1983)

    So, is Cars this movies Gremlins 2?

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  18. Hold the Dark (2018)

    I am too cold for this shit.

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  19. Haunting of Hill House Netflix series (2018)

    Fact: Ghost accidents occur in the home...

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  20. Bubba Ho-Tep

    That's it... JFK made me a birther.

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  21. Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989)

    More than prices getting slashed here, buuuuddy.

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  22. Edward Scissorhands (1990)

    Greatest threat to American life, white ladies.

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  23. Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)

    Nazis literally ruin everything, including The Exorcist.

    or

    Wait...didn’t I just watch The Beginning?

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  24. Puppetmaster: The Littlest Reich (2018)

    These puppets are just alreich with me.

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  25. TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS: DEMON KNIGHT (1995)

    We need more of THIS Billy Zane.

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  26. The Witch in the Window (2018)

    Ultimate reality show: Ghost Hunter House Flippers.

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  27. HOLLOW MAN (2000)

    I love Elisabeth Shue...that is all.

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  28. SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988)

    Bathroom sex scene...inspired SHOWGIRLS pool scene?

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  29. Raw (2016):

    Charlie bit my finger. And ate it!

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  30. Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, dir. Freddie Francis)

    I've such a man-crush on Paul.

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  31. Die, Monster, Die! (1965)

    Go, Nick Adams, Go! No, Boris, No!

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  32. The Sorcerers (1967)

    Really, much more talking than sorcering here.

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  33. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, dir. Tobe Hooper) with Patrick Bromley's commentary

    Patrick sounds even sexier speeded up 4%.

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  34. Halloween (1978)

    Unpopular opinion: this movie doesn't hold up.

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  35. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

    Despite name lacks Residents, Evil, and Extinction.

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  36. House of Dracula (1945)

    Monster Hospital... Coming this Fall to NBC!

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  37. Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    Unpopular Opinion: The movie inside the movie, is the better movie.

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  38. Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    Freddy: "They keep drinking 5-hour energy!"

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  39. The Ranger (2018)
    These punks definitely were not feeling lucky.

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  40. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984, dir. Joseph Zito)

    Dancing Crispin Glover is my spirit animal.

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  41. Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)


    Not surprisingly from a Movie 43 participant.

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  42. Classic, Reagan Era, chimp hero, propaganda Bullshit.

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  43. Alien vs. Predator (2004)

    Frozen Antarctic pyramid looks surprisingly warm inside.

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  44. Trilogy of Terror (1975, dir. Dan Curtis)
    Karen Black pulls a Meg Ryan. Fliberdigibbet.

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  45. The Black Cat (1981)

    "I'm more a cat person." - black cat

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  46. The Fly
    'a uhmm.. fly.. Uh.. Finds a way'

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  47. The Oblong Box (1969)
    Murdered men full of red tempera paint.

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  48. The Return of Dracula (1958)

    Dracula returns! Wish he actually did something.

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  49. Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

    Nightmare inducing torment disguised as children's cartoon.

    *a definite kindertrauma I can't wait to introduce to my kid

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  50. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

    The name “Predalien” is least embarrassing part.

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  51. Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell

    Lifeforce meets The Blob with vagina face

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  52. The Mafu Cage

    I could not believe this mafuckin’ movie

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  53. Lord of Illusions

    I’m Lord of Illusions!
    Narrator: He wasn’t.

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  54. The Children

    Snot nosed kids are the scariest thing.

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  55. Child’s Play

    What kind of murderer goes by “Chucky”?

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  56. Opera

    Couldn’t take my eyes off the screen

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  57. Freddy vs Jason

    Greatest cinematic matchup since Bambi met Godzilla

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  58. Sleepaway Camp II: Ungappy Campers

    Freddy and Jason meet as awkward teens

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  59. Body Melt

    Why I don’t try to be healthy

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  60. The Babadook (2014)

    Babadook Babadook will you do the fandango

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  61. Wicked, Wicked

    Was I drunk? Or was it Duo-vision?

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  62. Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

    Why is this longer than 80 minutes?

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  63. Fright Night Part 2

    Now with one hundred percent more bowling!

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  64. The Mothman Prophecies 2002
    Monday, eat shirt
    Tuesday, fly into lightbulb

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  65. Halloween (2018)

    Patton, Greer awesome. Hartnett would be nice.

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  66. Rocktober Blood (1984)

    Watch it backwards - Lee Roth stabs Hagar.

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  67. Sleepwakers (1992)

    Hamill’s best cameo prior to Force Awakens

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  68. Abominable (2006)

    "Rear Window" was missing a Bigfoot, right?

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  69. Apostle (2018)
    "Mystery dosent work...GIVE IT MORE BLOOD!"

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  70. Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

    Law of diminishing returns; no more return

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  71. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001):

    Islam: Michael battles Jinn. Movie: In church.

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  72. Wishmaster (1997):
    Opals aren't forever, stroke it, wish it...

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    1. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999):
      Opals last forever, wishes never tempt it...

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  73. Return of the Living Dead (1985)
    I meta goofy zombie friend, practically speaking.

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  74. Van Helsing (2014)

    Quoth Frankenstein’s Monster in the prologue: “WHYYY???!!!”

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  75. The Ninth Configuration (1980)
    Conned castle cuckoos confuse caregiver Colonel Keach

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  76. Scarecrows (1988)
    This guy sure wants his harmonica back.

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  77. Angst (1983)
    All that matters is the danchsund lives.

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  78. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Kickass montage and classic post credit rap

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  79. Halloween 4 (1988)

    Myers' stabbing average well below Mendoza line.

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  80. The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

    Trombones are the deadliest of the brass.

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  81. Lady in White (1988):

    It's basically an Amblin movie for assholes.

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  82. Tag (2015)

    The things guys will do for sex...

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  83. Veronica (2017)

    Good possession scares but it's no REC

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  84. Halloween (1978)

    Take care of your damn comics, Tommy!

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  85. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Come on kid, that's not red rain.

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  86. The Lost (2006)

    Old guy banging teen not the creepiest.

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  87. Return of the Evil Dead aka Return of the Blind Dead (1973)
    Temperamental templars take tributing town to task.

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  88. Halloween 5 (1989)

    Great kid performance in shit movie wasted.

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  89. Halloween (2018)

    Seven words don't do Strode Women justice.

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  90. Halloween 4 (1988)

    Haddonfield must have an amazing burn ward

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  91. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Like Halloween, but with Irish witch robots.

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  92. The Invisible Agent a/k/a Invisible Man (Toho, 1954)

    Better Veteran treatment: this or "Shock Waves"?

    or

    Never knock Matango for no lyrics again!

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    Make up makes eyes and teeth visible?

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  93. Misery (1990)
    eed to try on George R.R. Marti .

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  94. Nina Forever (2015)
    That's it. Only shower sex going forward.

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  95. Halloween (2018, dir. David Gordon Green)

    It’s the second best movie titled “Halloween”.

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  96. Halloween 6 (1995)

    This the only one with real pumpkins?

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  97. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Survive two huh? You die the worse.

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