O̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶H̶̶̶i̶̶̶r̶̶̶s̶̶̶c̶̶̶h̶̶̶b̶̶̶i̶̶̶e̶̶̶g̶̶̶e̶̶̶l̶̶̶ James McTeigue's THE INVASION (2007, 99 min.) on Netflix.007, Felix Leiter in full-on "alienate" mode.orJoel Silver producing? What could go wrong?
Fallen (1998, Dir. Gregory Hoblit)Turns out Azazel was a Good-man.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)More religious allegory and titties than remembered.
Return Of The Vampire (1943)More apt title: Return Of A Vampire
Misery (1990)Please. My feet can’t take more love.
1408 – Directors cut A normal day in Stephen Kings mind
The Church (1989)What? This isn't a normal church service?
Splatter (2009) Hey Feldman, stop breaking the fourth wall.
Dead Ringers(1988) It's what's on the inside that counts.
American Werewolf in Paris (1997)The second most awful John Landis sequel.
Interview with the Vampire (1994) This prose couldn't get any more purple.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Wolfman ain't having none of that song
Pet Sematary (1989):Which kid comes back as a boxer?
Dead and Buried(1981) Where the town is dying....to live?
Ghost Stories (2018)Bad sign when wraparound best anthology segment
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931, dir. Rouben Mamoulian)Potion makes kindly doctor lose his grip.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941, dir. Victor Fleming)Potion makes Spencer Tracy chew the scenery.
Satan’s Little Helper (2004)“Oh he IS a horny guy” -BAHAHA!!!
The Witches (1990)Somehow this makes the cut for children
SAW III (2006)Gore-a-phobe? Watch endings’ 5 minute recap instead
Spider Baby (1967)I get farty at Chaney dinner parties.
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)Should be titled "Jason Takes Earth 2".
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)Absolutely f this gorgeous, twisted, scary movie!
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)Home Alone was big around this time
The Mummy (1932)It's about as good as First Man.
Queen of the Damned (2002) This band outsold all of Death Valley?
Disturbed (1990)McDowell doing the most crazy McDowell ever.
House of Death a.k.a Death Screams (1982)Top ten favorite slashers of all time.
DollsKiller dolls are the best theft deterrent
Popcorn (1991)Navigating stairs, much harder in the 90s.
C.H.U.D. (1984)Soundtrack by Laurie Anderson. Monsters by Playtex.
Army of Darkness (1992):England looks a lot like southern California.
The Being (1983) first watchHad lots of fun with this one!
The Fog (1980)I’d like to turn on Adrienne Barbeau
Dream Demon (1988) first watchA sorta English horror version of Dreamscape.
The Thing (2011)Least it wasn’t a total sausage fest.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Come for Freddy, stay for training montage’s.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Good call on these Erich and Adam.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Who's Fred? Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)The New Nightmare to Hocus Pocus's Scream
Scream (1996)That poor popcorn, such a terrible waste.
Saw V 2008, David HacklReisist... urge... to... make... director’s... name... joke...
Ghostbusters (1984):Does this one count? I'm counting it.
Totally counts! I loved the Shock Waves podcast this past week breaking down the song. So much fun.
The House on Hanunted Hill (1999) Dir. William MaloneBut ya know you're a ghost, Mox.
Inland Empire (2006)Alejandra. Rob. *motioning* Little help here please.
We're on it.
Like all Lynch films, I was confused, but like, extra squirt of confused.
Pet Semetary (1989)Third times the charm... oops maybe not.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Hope there’s a mall on that island.
The Domestics (2018)Road to Perdition pup marries Blue Crush!
It (2017) Scariest part: Swimming in just your underwear.
Victor CrowleyThere’s something so comforting about slasher movies.
Prom Night (1980)Watch YouTube videos of JLC’s dance instead.
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Blood Rage (1987)THIS movie should have been called Pieces!
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)Merman needs some lovin' before the cabin.
Mom and Dad (2018) Dir. Brian TaylorNic Cage gets a break from acting.
It (1990) Only thing missing is New Kids poster.
Creepshow (1982) Leslie Nielsen as a physical media man
It Stains the Sands Red (2016)Nothing pithy to say, this is fantastic
Pieces (1982)Watching Blood Rage first makes Pieces redundant
Tales of Halloween (2015)I’m just a “Grim Grinning Ghost” guy.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)After watching, wish I too was dead.
Night of the Comet (1984)Radio stations and movie theaters save lives!
O̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶H̶̶̶i̶̶̶r̶̶̶s̶̶̶c̶̶̶h̶̶̶b̶̶̶i̶̶̶e̶̶̶g̶̶̶e̶̶̶l̶̶̶ James McTeigue's THE INVASION (2007, 99 min.) on Netflix.
ReplyDelete007, Felix Leiter in full-on "alienate" mode.
or
Joel Silver producing? What could go wrong?
Fallen (1998, Dir. Gregory Hoblit)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Azazel was a Good-man.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteMore religious allegory and titties than remembered.
Return Of The Vampire (1943)
ReplyDeleteMore apt title: Return Of A Vampire
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeletePlease. My feet can’t take more love.
1408 – Directors cut
ReplyDeleteA normal day in Stephen Kings mind
The Church (1989)
ReplyDeleteWhat? This isn't a normal church service?
Splatter (2009)
ReplyDeleteHey Feldman, stop breaking the fourth wall.
Dead Ringers(1988) It's what's on the inside that counts.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Werewolf in Paris (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe second most awful John Landis sequel.
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteThis prose couldn't get any more purple.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteWolfman ain't having none of that song
Pet Sematary (1989):
ReplyDeleteWhich kid comes back as a boxer?
Dead and Buried(1981) Where the town is dying....to live?
ReplyDeleteGhost Stories (2018)
ReplyDeleteBad sign when wraparound best anthology segment
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931, dir. Rouben Mamoulian)
ReplyDeletePotion makes kindly doctor lose his grip.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941, dir. Victor Fleming)
Potion makes Spencer Tracy chew the scenery.
Satan’s Little Helper (2004)
ReplyDelete“Oh he IS a horny guy” -BAHAHA!!!
The Witches (1990)
ReplyDeleteSomehow this makes the cut for children
SAW III (2006)
ReplyDeleteGore-a-phobe? Watch endings’ 5 minute recap instead
Spider Baby (1967)
ReplyDeleteI get farty at Chaney dinner parties.
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)
ReplyDeleteShould be titled "Jason Takes Earth 2".
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely f this gorgeous, twisted, scary movie!
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
ReplyDeleteHome Alone was big around this time
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteIt's about as good as First Man.
Queen of the Damned (2002)
ReplyDeleteThis band outsold all of Death Valley?
Disturbed (1990)
ReplyDeleteMcDowell doing the most crazy McDowell ever.
House of Death a.k.a Death Screams (1982)
ReplyDeleteTop ten favorite slashers of all time.
Dolls
ReplyDeleteKiller dolls are the best theft deterrent
Popcorn (1991)
ReplyDeleteNavigating stairs, much harder in the 90s.
C.H.U.D. (1984)
ReplyDeleteSoundtrack by Laurie Anderson. Monsters by Playtex.
Army of Darkness (1992):
ReplyDeleteEngland looks a lot like southern California.
The Being (1983) first watch
ReplyDeleteHad lots of fun with this one!
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteI’d like to turn on Adrienne Barbeau
Dream Demon (1988) first watch
ReplyDeleteA sorta English horror version of Dreamscape.
The Thing (2011)
ReplyDeleteLeast it wasn’t a total sausage fest.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteCome for Freddy, stay for training montage’s.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
ReplyDeleteGood call on these Erich and Adam.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteWho's Fred? Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDeleteThe New Nightmare to Hocus Pocus's Scream
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteThat poor popcorn, such a terrible waste.
Saw V 2008, David Hackl
ReplyDeleteReisist... urge... to... make... director’s... name... joke...
Ghostbusters (1984):
ReplyDeleteDoes this one count? I'm counting it.
Totally counts! I loved the Shock Waves podcast this past week breaking down the song. So much fun.
DeleteThe House on Hanunted Hill (1999) Dir. William Malone
ReplyDeleteBut ya know you're a ghost, Mox.
Inland Empire (2006)
ReplyDeleteAlejandra. Rob. *motioning* Little help here please.
We're on it.
DeleteLike all Lynch films, I was confused, but like, extra squirt of confused.
DeletePet Semetary (1989)
ReplyDeleteThird times the charm... oops maybe not.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteHope there’s a mall on that island.
The Domestics (2018)
ReplyDeleteRoad to Perdition pup marries Blue Crush!
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteScariest part: Swimming in just your underwear.
Victor Crowley
ReplyDeleteThere’s something so comforting about slasher movies.
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteWatch YouTube videos of JLC’s dance instead.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteBlood Rage (1987)
ReplyDeleteTHIS movie should have been called Pieces!
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
ReplyDeleteMerman needs some lovin' before the cabin.
Mom and Dad (2018) Dir. Brian Taylor
ReplyDeleteNic Cage gets a break from acting.
It (1990)
ReplyDeleteOnly thing missing is New Kids poster.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteLeslie Nielsen as a physical media man
It Stains the Sands Red (2016)
ReplyDeleteNothing pithy to say, this is fantastic
Pieces (1982)
ReplyDeleteWatching Blood Rage first makes Pieces redundant
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteI’m just a “Grim Grinning Ghost” guy.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
ReplyDeleteAfter watching, wish I too was dead.
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteRadio stations and movie theaters save lives!