Dead Shack (2017)Answers what Lauren Holly's been up to.
Green Room (2015, Dir. Jeremy Saulnier) Forecast says it'll rain Shawkats and dogs.
PLAGUE OF THE ZOMBIES (1966)Pulpy black magic for an evening's entertainment.OrVery striking zombie imagery for the period.
Monster House (2006)Horror movie training wheels. Easing back in.
Night of the demon (1957)Creepy clown conjurer calls Celtic Cthulhu copy
Halloween (2018)Redacts everything except Michael Myers' driving lessons
Dracula (1931) This is very old horror. Fantastic vintage.
Van Helsing. (2004)To quote the monster: WHYYYYY!!! FATHER!?! NO!!!
Demons 2 (1986)Pimp turned personal trainer kills demons good.
Deadly Blessing (1981):Too bad Hittite slashers can't use chainsaws.
A Quiet Place (2018):Title misleading. Things got loud pretty fast.
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)Denholm's cardigan, pink shirt the real killer
Stephen King's The Dead Zone (1983)Great King movies Walken slowly and Skerritt
Extraordinary Tales (2013) Came for Poe, stayed for Lee, Lugosi.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991):Live action Slinky, know what I mean?
The Domestics (2018)Post-apocalyptic radio signals are VERY strong.
Creepshow (1982)What's with comic abuse in horror movies??
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)The perfect blend of stupid... and stupid
The Domestics (2018)Trump’s America in all of its greatness
Creepshow (1982)“Something to Tide You Over” is bestiest.
Wish Upon (2017)Hot Dad Phillippe crushes sax? Wish...Granted.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)Holiday Wendy McLendon-Covey is super hot.
Creep (2014)Cameraman prejudice against eccentricities then Killed. Karma?
Trog (1970)Of course John Waters would like this.
Waters says on the commentary for Mommie Dearest that he doesn't see what's abusive about what they show Crawford doing...He's got a Crawford sized blind spot.
Them (2006): SpoilersQuick, throw fidget spinners to distract them!
You Might Be The KillerWe need Alyson Hannigan in more movies.
Darkside Blues (1994) Reminds me why I stopped watching anime.
Zodiac (2007)Must solve case to get animal crackers
Silent Hill (2006, dir. Christophe Gans)Alternate dimension: low house prices, annoying neighbors.
Tower of Terror (1997) Sorry Guttenberg, but you're no Rod Serling.
Scream (1996) It's fine. It's fine. It's Fine. It's
Rob Zombies Halloween II (2009)This mask's a whiter shade of pale
Fangs of the Living Dead (1969) Anita Ekberg? Great. Everything else? Big shrug.
Cult of Chucky (2017)Fewer cult members than Child Play sequels.
The Black Cat (1981)Was the cat actually also a hero??
Tenebre (1982)Hey everybody, it's a me Jonny Saxon.
Slaughter High (1986) joker killer got revenge because couldn’t drill’her
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)"After long weekend, was Craven a classic."
The New York Ripper (1982, dir. Lucio Fulci)Donald Duck makes New York great again.
Scream (1996)Literally burned Jiffy Pop before pressing play
Vampire Circus (1972) Ding ding! We have a #ScaryMovieMonth winner!!!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Nobody makes a decent decision…love it.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991, dir. John Cherry)"What should defeat the trolls?""Dunno...milk?"
WolfCop (2014, dir. Lowell Dean)These moonlight desires haunt me, they haunt
Curse of Chucky (2013, dir. Don Mancini)Mancini offers recipe for Chili con Chucky.
The Domestics (2018, dir. Mike P. Nelson)Lt. Daniels makes a mean people burger.
Creepshow (1982, dir. George A. Romero)King directed Maximum Overdrive on Meteor Shit.
You Might Be the Killer (2018, dir. Brett Simmons)Can't believe we're still doing scorecard thing.
Bride of Re-Animator (1989) Dir. Brian YuznaDr. West...less ethical than Dr. Lector.
Summer of 84 (2018)Rear Window with a fucked up ending.
Life (2017)Houston, we have a problem named Calvin.
Deadly Blessing (1981)My dorm room was very Incubus heavy.
Also Some punks like to Hittite and Quittite
An American Werewolf in London (1981)with bonus viewing of the Thriller music video (1983)The skux life totally chose Rick Baker.
Dracula (1931) He's pretty fly for a Dwight Frye.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Faux Madgen Amick post-dug my heart out
The Living Skeleton (1968)Yes, underwater weeds often look like skeletons.
The Beyond (1981)So nobody cares how the plumber died?
Re-Animator (1985)Security guard mostly takes breaks, little guarding.
Phantom Ship (1935): Let's sing about the accordian's back story.
Terrified (2018)Jesus - those Agentinian ghosts aren't fucking around.
Night of Terror (1933): The policeman actor made some fascinating choices.
The Wolf Man (1941)Six years difference for father and son?
Hush (2016): Needed this brilliant feminist action for morale.
Wish Upon (2017): Box isn't opal. Lack of jinn woeful.
The EditorWorks as both a parody and giallo.
Hatchet (2006): Filmaker's death satisfying, one can only hope.
Halloween (2018)Michael made his special Jackel 'O' Lanterns
OrCancel Halloween? What about those Halloween dollars?
The Mummy (1932, dir. Karl Freund)Always choose the monster over Boring McBorefest.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)The movie equivalent of chicken and waffles.
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