Jack Arnold's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON 3D (1954, 79 min.) on Blu-ray 3D."Gill-man's got nards? Damn you, Trump EPA!"
Jack Arnold's REVENGE OF THE CREATURE (1955, 82 min.) on DVD.Worst possible "Shape of Water" sequel imaginable.orThank God for Mike & the bots.
Poltergeist III (1988)...skyscraper thriller, preceded Die Hard by weeks...
BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1971) A major case of smuggling Egyptian artifacts.OrDo you believe in an evil afterlife?
Eaten Alive (1977) (Arrow Remstered)Can’t have Scary Movie Month without Tobe.
Hellraiser II (1988)Left, right, up, away, down... oh, dear.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Very definition of a half formed idea.
OrMichael gets points for starting the laundry
The Purge: Anarchy (2014, Dir. James DeMonaco)I think mask makers are behind this.
Hideaway (1995) Afterlife is a ‘90s CD-Rom rail shooter?
Scared To Death (1947): I've seen better acting in general election.or: Lugosi lacks screen time, phenomenal eyebrows sir.
Halloween 2018: Michael Myers doesn't leave 5 star reviews
Creep 2 (2017)Youtuber endangers self for views, go figure.
Get Out (2017)Most disturbing thing? How Rose eats cereal.
orThe opposite movie is Tyler Perry gold.
The Witch (2015, dir. Robert Eggers)Anyone in the mood for lamb kebabs?
Bug (2006)Ailing awkward AWOL admirer assesses auberge aphids.
The Cured (2018)Zombie politicians always in it for themselves
My Little Eye (2002)Surely there are shorter snuff films, right?
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)Better time choice: Selling ghost-viewing-glasses.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)Turtles don't always make best wing man
Halloween (2018)Local doomsday prepper is finally proven right!
The Changeling (1980, dir. Peter Medak)Angelina Jolie's prettier than George C. Scott.
Earnest Scared Stupid (1991):Hey Vern, fun! Worrell/Troll war won!
The Domestics (2018):The couple that slays together stays together.
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)How to kill girlfriend and sister simultaneously.
Creepshow (1982):Hitting your kid for reading?? YOU'RE trash.
Creepshow (1982, dir. George A. Romero)Don't you hate bringing the beach home?
Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil (2017): Fun, but hell, too by the book.
The Mummy's Ghost (1944)61 minutes of solid, creepy mummy action.
Idle Hands (1999)It's Offspring month at F This Movie.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)Freddy's defense: "As a father of daughters..."
Ju-on: The Curse (2000)Try spraying some water in his face.
Halloweentown (1998) Total Recall had better robot cab driver.
The Vampire Lovers (1970, dir. Roy Ward Baker)I long to nestle in Ingrid's pitt.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)Roy is really popular during poker games.
The Open House (2018)Slow burn sets fire to final act.
BAD MOON (1996)Best Michael Paré documentary of all time.
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001) Kalabar hasn’t earned Name In Title status.
Halloween (2018)Should have been called H2: Judgment Day
The Blob (1988)Benny Hinn's origin story is dark. Blub
Phantasm: Ravager (2016) Reggie's getting too old for this shit
A Quiet Place (2017) Couldn't they hear the creature design criticism?
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich - I'm just goofin....new puppet goofin
The Conjuring (2013)"Maybe dont have a demonic relic room."
Tales from the Hood (1995) Dir. Rusty KunfieffActually, I was looking for the Terrordome.
Jack the Ripper (1959) 98 percent soap opera. 2 percent ripping.
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Get your Meat Loaf out the fridge.
Halloween (2018)Disappointed Michael didn't drive a station wagon.
C.H.U.D. (1984)Can't blame Marv for turning to crime
Shadow of a Doubt (1943): But when do they play the piano?
House (1977)Seven words isn't enough, I won't try.
Paranormal ActivityTake a Ouija board for starting campfiresPrimal Rage"Where'd you find this witch?" "Halloween decoration"WishmasterI found the police station jaw-dropping
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)The brain effect is still so awesome!
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Wrong to imagine Trump in Gabor’s place?
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988)Are you talking? *pulls knife*...please die!
Hocus Pocus (1993)Most human-skin books of any Disney.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) Why must ironic pop songs punctuate everything?
Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989)More colorful characters, but I prefer two.
Death Spa (1989)So homoerotic the boobs were sorta jarring.
Suspiria (1977)Forget witches there was more Goblin representation.
Starry Eyes (2014)Incredibly affecting deaths. Emotionally DRAINED, viscerally WRECKED
Someone's Watching Me! (1978)Reminder of how scary landlines can be.
Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy (1972)Did Dario Argento direct this? Who? Really?
Revenge (2017)Implausible carnage has rarely been better earned.