Monday, October 29, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 29


65 comments:

  1. Jack Arnold's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON 3D (1954, 79 min.) on Blu-ray 3D.

    "Gill-man's got nards? Damn you, Trump EPA!"

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  2. Jack Arnold's REVENGE OF THE CREATURE (1955, 82 min.) on DVD.

    Worst possible "Shape of Water" sequel imaginable.

    or

    Thank God for Mike & the bots.

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  3. Poltergeist III (1988)

    ...skyscraper thriller, preceded Die Hard by weeks...

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  4. BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1971)

    A major case of smuggling Egyptian artifacts.
    Or
    Do you believe in an evil afterlife?

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  5. Eaten Alive (1977) (Arrow Remstered)

    Can’t have Scary Movie Month without Tobe.

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  6. Hellraiser II (1988)

    Left, right, up, away, down... oh, dear.

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  7. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Very definition of a half formed idea.

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      Michael gets points for starting the laundry

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  8. The Purge: Anarchy (2014, Dir. James DeMonaco)

    I think mask makers are behind this.

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  9. Hideaway (1995)

    Afterlife is a ‘90s CD-Rom rail shooter?

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  10. Scared To Death (1947):

    I've seen better acting in general election.

    or: Lugosi lacks screen time, phenomenal eyebrows sir.

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  11. Halloween 2018:

    Michael Myers doesn't leave 5 star reviews

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  12. Creep 2 (2017)

    Youtuber endangers self for views, go figure.

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  13. Get Out (2017)

    Most disturbing thing? How Rose eats cereal.

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  14. The Witch (2015, dir. Robert Eggers)

    Anyone in the mood for lamb kebabs?

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  15. Bug (2006)

    Ailing awkward AWOL admirer assesses auberge aphids.

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  16. The Cured (2018)

    Zombie politicians always in it for themselves

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  17. My Little Eye (2002)

    Surely there are shorter snuff films, right?

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  18. Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

    Better time choice: Selling ghost-viewing-glasses.

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  19. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)

    Turtles don't always make best wing man

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  20. Halloween (2018)

    Local doomsday prepper is finally proven right!

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  21. The Changeling (1980, dir. Peter Medak)

    Angelina Jolie's prettier than George C. Scott.

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  22. Earnest Scared Stupid (1991):

    Hey Vern, fun! Worrell/Troll war won!

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  23. The Domestics (2018):

    The couple that slays together stays together.

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  24. Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

    How to kill girlfriend and sister simultaneously.

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  25. Creepshow (1982):

    Hitting your kid for reading?? YOU'RE trash.

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  26. Creepshow (1982, dir. George A. Romero)

    Don't you hate bringing the beach home?

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  27. Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil (2017):
    Fun, but hell, too by the book.

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  28. The Mummy's Ghost (1944)

    61 minutes of solid, creepy mummy action.

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  29. Idle Hands (1999)

    It's Offspring month at F This Movie.

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  30. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    Freddy's defense: "As a father of daughters..."

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  31. Ju-on: The Curse (2000)

    Try spraying some water in his face.

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  32. Halloweentown (1998)

    Total Recall had better robot cab driver.

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  33. The Vampire Lovers (1970, dir. Roy Ward Baker)

    I long to nestle in Ingrid's pitt.

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  34. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

    Roy is really popular during poker games.

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  35. The Open House (2018)

    Slow burn sets fire to final act.

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  36. BAD MOON (1996)

    Best Michael Paré documentary of all time.

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  37. Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

    Kalabar hasn’t earned Name In Title status.

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  38. Halloween (2018)

    Should have been called H2: Judgment Day

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  39. The Blob (1988)

    Benny Hinn's origin story is dark. Blub

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  40. Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

    Reggie's getting too old for this shit

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  41. A Quiet Place (2017)

    Couldn't they hear the creature design criticism?

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  42. Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich - I'm just goofin....new puppet goofin

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  43. The Conjuring (2013)
    "Maybe dont have a demonic relic room."

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  44. Tales from the Hood (1995) Dir. Rusty Kunfieff

    Actually, I was looking for the Terrordome.

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  45. Jack the Ripper (1959)

    98 percent soap opera. 2 percent ripping.

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  46. Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    Get your Meat Loaf out the fridge.

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  47. Halloween (2018)

    Disappointed Michael didn't drive a station wagon.

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  48. C.H.U.D. (1984)

    Can't blame Marv for turning to crime

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  49. Shadow of a Doubt (1943):

    But when do they play the piano?

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  50. House (1977)

    Seven words isn't enough, I won't try.

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  51. Paranormal Activity

    Take a Ouija board for starting campfires

    Primal Rage

    "Where'd you find this witch?" "Halloween decoration"

    Wishmaster

    I found the police station jaw-dropping

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  52. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

    The brain effect is still so awesome!

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  53. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Wrong to imagine Trump in Gabor’s place?

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  54. Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988)

    Are you talking? *pulls knife*...please die!

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  55. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Most human-skin books of any Disney.

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  56. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

    Why must ironic pop songs punctuate everything?

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  57. Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

    More colorful characters, but I prefer two.

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  58. Death Spa (1989)

    So homoerotic the boobs were sorta jarring.

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  59. Suspiria (1977)

    Forget witches there was more Goblin representation.

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  60. Starry Eyes (2014)

    Incredibly affecting deaths. Emotionally DRAINED, viscerally WRECKED

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  61. Someone's Watching Me! (1978)

    Reminder of how scary landlines can be.

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  62. Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy (1972)

    Did Dario Argento direct this? Who? Really?

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  63. Revenge (2017)

    Implausible carnage has rarely been better earned.

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