The third great Universal horror cycle ended with a whimper, not a bang, when the studio released The Leech Woman at the bottom half of a double bill with Hammer’s Brides of Dracula in 1960.
The Plot in Brief: Bitter, disappointed endocrinologist Paul Talbot is having marriage troubles with his bitter, disappointed wife June (Colleen Gray). June is getting on in years, losing her looks, and searching for her lost youth at the bottom of a whiskey bottle. With the lazy serendipity that is a hallmark of mediocre script writing, ancient Mala (Estelle Hemsley) shows up in Talbot’s office, claiming to be 140 years old… and knowing the secret of eternal youth.
Said secret involves an expedition to deepest, darkest Backlot Africa to witness a tribal ceremony involving a mysterious powder and freshly squeezed pineal fluid from the gland of an unwilling victim (Is there any other kind?) After witnessing Old Mala being transformed by the process into the sultry and alluring Young Mala (Kim Hamilton), June wants in. June steals the pineal-gland-stabbing ring necessary to harvest fresh juice from victims (Don’t ask.) and literally takes a powder. After dispatching her husband in some convenient quicksand, it’s back to America for June to find out how young is too young… and how many men are too many?
If nothing else, The Leech Woman really made me grow in my appreciation for lead actress Coleen Gray. I never took note of her previously, precisely because she was a great actress who literally transformed herself from film to film. As it turns out, The Leech Woman’s Leech Woman was also the female lead in personal favorite noir Nightmare Alley, where she plays driven, amoral girlfriend Molly to Tyrone Power’s driven, amoral Stan Carlisle. She also played dishrag “I don’t deserve you, Johnny. Why do you put up with me?” girlfriend Fay in Stanley Kubrick’s The Killing.
Shout Factory’s new Blu-ray release has a lot to recommend it. The transfer is immaculate. Tom Weaver proves for the eighth or ninth time this year that he is a goddamned national treasure. His commentary track alone is reason to buy this disc. While making no bones about the dismal quality of the film itself, Weaver still serves up a heaping helping of trivia… and a twenty-minute recording of a phone interview he once conducted with Colleen Gray where they discuss The Leech Woman specifically. Weaver waxes nostalgic about his early days interviewing genre actors. Because long distance phone calls were so expensive, he would write out his questions and mail them to his interview subjects with blank cassette tapes upon which they could record their answers. The saddest thing on the commentary track is Weaver noting that, during his interviewing days, in his frugality he’d often use the same cassettes over and over again. How many interviews like the one we get on this disc with Gray were lost to time and expediency?
This is a disc that I can see spinning during Scary Movie Month in a few weeks for a fun, nostalgic, cheesy respite from more gruesome, gory fare. You should buy it! Please don’t just beg for mine—if there’s one thing I hate it’s a LEECH.
Ha! See what I did there? Now, excuse me while I have my pineal gland stabbed.
The "darkest Backlot Africa" reference caused me to chuckle. I have seen plenty of those kind of scenes.ReplyDelete
Reading the article reminded me of watching another Universal film from that period, Monster On The Campus. The story beats were all too familiar and taken to a ridiculous level.
I love Nightmare Alley, J.B. It was in my top-ten watch list last year. Tyrone Power rebels against being a movie star as much as was possible at the time. That film would be a great subject for an article.
Yes! I first saw Nightmare Alley at a Chicago Film Society screening at the Portage Theater a few years ago and loved it. You’ve summed up the film’s appeal perfectly: it features an anti-hero played by an actor and not a movie star.ReplyDelete