"Insidious" (2010, Dir. James Wan)Matching mother-son pyjamas. Now that's insidious.
Videodrome (1983)Videodrome and chill didn’t really catch on.
William Katt in HOUSE (1985, 93 min.) on Amazon Prime.♫ Belive it or not, my rent's overdue... ♪
Joe Johnston's THE WOLFMAN (2010, 103 min.) on Blu-ray.Nobody to root for equals underwhelming remake.orJB's first FTM podcast still a treat.
Link to "Wolfman" podcast: http://www.fthismovie.net/2010/06/f-this-movie-wolfman-2010.html
Frank D'Angelo's SICILIAN VAMPIRE (2015, 124 min.) on ConTV for the first time.Robert Loggia phones in his performance... literally!orAmateurish. Embarrassing. Self-indulgent. Still better than "Gotti."
1st SUMMONING (2018, 93 min.) on 4K UHD Netflix for the first time.Not worthy of sucking "Midsommar's" blood-soaked tits.or"Blair Witch" filmmakers waiting for royalty checks.
William Lustig's MANIAC (1980, 87 min.) on Blue Underground DVD for the first time.And featuring Ron Jeremy as Joe Spinell.
Evil dead 82Fake shemps shot on Sam's Ramo Cam
The Exorcist III (1990)...really hoped they’d show that bathtub carp...
Daniel Isn't Real (2019,Adam Egypt Mortimer)Gives a new meaning to Deep ThroatOrThis is a favourite of 2019 already
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998) Nobody tell Leah Remini about this town.
MIDSOMMAR (2019):Third viewing. Last scene is still un-bear-able.
Friday the 13th pt VII: The New BloodJason breaks Judy piñata in one swing
Cat People (1982)That panther really disarmed Ed Begley Jr.
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCHMasked killer steps aside for killer masks.
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)Somehow less appropriate for children without gore
Bliss (2019)The downside of vampirism is living ferrara
Splice (2009)If you can't kill it, fuck it.
Sleepwalkers (1992)It’s like the definition of mamma’s boy.
Nightbeast (1982)Shocking conclusion for crazy, killer alien movie.
Doom Asylum (1987)Stupid movie ends up being super fun.
Lady in White (1988)Did you ever see a dream walking?
The Oblong Box (1969)Aka The Man in the Velvet Mask.
The Shining (1980)Scatman likes big boobs and big 'fros.
The Love Witch (2017)This Love Guru sequel is really weird.
House II: The Second Story (1988)Gross' V-neck tee scariest thing in movie
Halloween (2018, dir. David Gordon Green)Does Judy Greer even mourn her husband?
Daughters of Darkness (1971)Met de trein naar Oostende! Tsjoeke Tuut!
Asylum (1972)So many cute British women in this.
Suspiria (2018)Ballet school? Original wasn't barbed wire factory?
The Spider's Web aka Horrors of Spider Island (Ein Toter hing im Netz) (1960, dir. Fritz Böttger)Deadly spiders, missing person. Nevermind, let's party!
Jaws (1975)We’re going to need a bigger review.
Alien (1979)You can't scare the panties off Ripley.
Lady in White (1988, dir. Frank LaLoggia)Was a hat really worth it, Frankie?
The Tingler (1959, dir. William Castle)Horror movie rooted in totally sound science.
Random tases while watching for family fun!
Evil dead the musical on YouTube Dead Bit part demons dancing the Nekronomicon
Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001, dir. Chris Angel (but not the one you’re thinking of))“Do you wish for Cinemax production values?”
House (1985)Would rather have the Klopeks as neighbors
Bad Moon (1996)This makes me want to be outdoorsy.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, dir. Wes Craven)Drunk mom DEFINITELY would’ve set off traps.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)Anthropologists fail to disprove cannibalism over dinner
House of Frankenstein (1944)Larry knows Gypsy woman knows wolfman nards.
Nightbreed (1990)Movies got real BBE, Big Baphomet Energy
House of the devilAJ, Fessendon and Ty get babysitter pregnant!
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964, dir. Michael Carreras)There just aren't many good mummy movies.
Midsommar (2019)When here, you're family... like Olive Garden!
Death Spa (1989)"I think the sauna's mad at me!"
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Winner of most threatening movie of 1988.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Seriously, she'll eat anything anybody gives her.
The Conjuring (2013)Warren’s help a family remedy the clap.
The Wasp Woman (1959, dir. Roger Corman & Jack Hill)Similarities to 1958's The Fly entirely coincidental?
The Exorcist III (1990)Save your scissors for someone else's skin
Satantic Panic (2019, Chelsea Stardust)At least add onions to that liver.
1BR (2019, David Marmor)Great for the core, terrible for soul.Side note. Producer Q&A said this movie will be out VOD in states early next year. Not sure how I completely feel about it but definitely worth a watch. It's interesting.
The Horror of Party Beach (1964, dir. Del Tenney)Monsters like bikini clad girls, hot dogs.
Green Room (2015) Dir. Jeremy Saulnier"Eliminate them quickly....Tucker Carlson starts soon."
Friday The 13th (1980) dir. Sean S. CunninghamThe Den Of Thieves to Haloween's Heat.
The Eyes of My Mother (Nicolas Pesce, 2016)Lots of creepiness, though not much else.
Dolls (1987)It's Stuart Gordon, so there's uncomfortable nudityAndDamn, Bobby Moynihan has aged amazingly well!
Tales of Halloween (2015)The pumpkin spice latte of scary movies
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Tom Atkins would be my Tyler Durden.
C.H.U.D(1984) The real monsters are found above ground.
The Monster Squad (1987)Goonies mom still not offering much supervision
Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) So thats how they cleaned up NYC
The Funhouse (1981, dir. Tobe Hooper)Hope Marko's daughter left the family business
THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974):New Olympic event: Competitive chain saw dancing.
Child's Play (1988)Andy makes a killer breakfast for champions.
Truth or Dare (2018)Well that movie really kinda sucked ass.
The Perfection (2018)There's some great performances in this two-hander.
Event Horizon (1997)Tropes Averted: Black guy and blonde survive?
EXCISION (2012):I’ve...been having sex wrong, haven’t I?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, dir. Tobe Hooper)Love for this film grows each viewing
The Blob (1988)So many burgeoning romances thwarted by blub
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael MyersStill waiting on Reverend Sayer solo movie
Body Bags(1993) Horror fueled, hair raising compendium....must see!
Happy Death Day (2017)Yeah... What'd you think sororities are like?
The Slumber Party Massacre (dir Amy Holden Jones, 1982)Still better than getting delivery from Domino's.
The Entity (1982, dir. Sidney J. Furie)At least six too many ghost rapes.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967, dir. Roman Polanski)Another movie that needs more Sharon Tate.
House of Dracula (1945)Shows why we need Universal Horror healthcare.
Candyman (1992) Dir. Bernard RoseSorry, I'm actually in the Leatherface gang.
Nightbreed (1990)Imagine an X-men movie if it actually had balls.
Midsommar (2019)Gives new meaning to blood orange juice.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)Maybe my new favorite film about filmmaking.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Uncle Michael settled for a knockoff mask.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) Never go swimming at a trailer park.
Cujo (1983, dir. Lewis Teague)Cujo showed little Tad Who's The Boss.
The Final Terror (1984) It’s loooggggg. Looooggg. It’s better than bad.
Evil Dead (1981)Hate watching Cheryl get assaulted by Vinestein.
Happy Death Day(2017)Really resisting posting the same joke repeatedly
Happy Death Day 2U(2019)Really resisting posting the same joke repeatedly
Fender Bender (2016) Dir. Mark PaviaThe gimp reborn as bad slasher villain.
The Furies (2019, Tony D'Aquino)Audience lost their head over this screening.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Angela's manspreading on the bus is explained.
Chopping Mall (Jim Wynorski, 1986)Not as sexist as most '80s horror.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (1987)...Freddy possesses own skeleton; likes dreamland better...
Ma (2019)Slow, boring, uneventful . . . wow that escalated quickly.