Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 85 min.) on 4K UltraHD Blu-ray.Not good enough. Need 8K upgrade, stat!orDeadites don't stand chance against Ash's denim.
Is it reallt that great on 4K? I always felt it was a little low rent and you would see the flaws too much.
Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II (1987, 84 min.) on 4K UltraHD Blu-ray.Freaking masterpiece. Hail to the chin, baby!
Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS: THEATRICAL VERSION (1992, 81 min.) on HD-DVD.Ash grows older, movies keep getting shorter.orSpider-Man's mom kissed the devil? How quaint.
THE GATE (1987, 85 min.) on Amazon Prime.Family-friendly Satanic Panic-inspired canuxploiitation stands above rest.orNothing says "rule breaking" like 80's horror.
"Rosemary's Baby" (1968, Dir. Roman Polanski)Mia Farrow has been balled by worse.
That’s fantastic. I think you win the month so far.
Kicking ass and taking names JM
The Brood (1979)I’m guessing Cronenberg had a bad divorce.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, Dominique Othenin-Girard) Movie? Why turn Loomis into Grandpa Simpson?
Shock (1977)AAAAAAH! No running in the fucking house!
The New York Ripper (1982)Whats'a big deal? It's New York, bay-bee!
City Of The Living Dead (1980)Bet head squeezes felt good at first
HENRY: PORTAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER (1986) Imagine what he’d do with whistling arrow.
Neon Maniacs (1986) first time viewingGrew up without this, currently reevaluating childhoodOrThankfully scrapped plans for sequel in Seattle
The Furies (2019)Might be time to get HR involved
Deep Red (1975)Goblin should score every horror movie ever.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)Mediocre horror TV nets delightful meta payoffs
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)Cool music video with bonus movie attached.
My thought exactly!
Scream 2 (1997)Timothy Olyphant's crazy eyes gave it away.
Scream 3 (2000)The real murder victim? Courtney's Cox's bangs.
Agree. Idk what production was thinking.
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)Cruise cast as vampire?! Pulling. It. Off.
Little Monsters (2019)Nyong'o is too flawless to like Hanson.
Cabin Fever (2003) dir. Eli Roth2003 really was the year of Kern.
Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)Sheri Moon Zombie is terrific. Fight me!OR"Fuck" accounts for 90% of the dialogue.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000, dir. John Ottman)Film school wasn't this cutthroat for me.
Toys Are Not for Children (1972) Double-feature w/ The Baby (1973), watch your audience's skin crawl clean off!
HELLRAISER III CD Cenobite realizes nobody can play him! :-( (should have upgraded to streaming audio Cenobite)
Julie Darling (1983)Inspires a new day for June: Bratsploitation!
Pumpkinhead (1989)Glance from Lance? I'd PSL my pants!
Sleepwalkers (1992)Definitely the best of the Twilight franchise!!
The Mummy (1932)Colonialists discover and destroy eternal life. Typical.
The Burrowers (2008)A well acted, real film...how unexpected.
The Gate (1987)You'll never be a pure blood kid!
The Invitation (2015)Everyone’s DYING to go to that party.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Get to the chopper (before zombie shoppers)!
Ravenous (1999)Better than The Revenant; glad I'm vegetarian.
Dead Ringers (1988)Wrinkle develops between Jeremy Irons and twin.
I'll Take Your Dead (2018)I'm a candy butcher, only on Halloween.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)But is it a Joker orgin story???
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
The Lure (2015)Polish mermaid musical with a side of gore.
One Cut of the Dead (2019) Only suggestion for improvement; add Michael Scott.
Lasso (2018, dir. Evan Cecil)Asshole cowboys act just like asshole cowboys.
The Brood (1979)I always thought brooding meant something different.
The Battery (2012)At best it was like a AAA.
Scream (1996)Killers blend in seamlessly. Like a Lillard.
Slice (2018, dir. Austin Vesely)Promises werewolf, sort of DELIVERS. Get it?
Maniac Cop 2 (1990, dir. William Lustig)Lacks in Campbell department, wins with Z’Dar.
Antichrist (2009)Kid dying is the least dreadful part.Carrie (1976)Teenagers are fucking mean. I'm Team Carrie.
Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972, dir. Lucio Fulci)Best fall-to-death montage mash-up.
Jason X (2001)That's what you get for 'Crash,' Cronenberg.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)This is why we ignore old people.
The Funhouse (1981)Carnies. Creeps. Clowns. Claustrophobia. Cleft-palate Cow. Classic.
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Coach gets spanking; not the fun kind.
An American Werewolf in London (1981):Moor wolf kills, where werewolf kills more.
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The Gate (1987, dir. Tibor Takacs) I was Cryin' when I was levitated!
it should actually be: I was Crying' when you levitated me!
Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)Marketing is a pain in the neck.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)U Talkin' 2U 2 Me? Been awhile!
Flesh & Blood (2018)******** POSSIBLE SPOILER ********Murdering aside, Dermot Mulroney's an awesome dad.
Kristy (2014)Gang’s scheme was foiled to begin with
Home Sweet Home (1981)Bradleys and friends get bodied by Jake
Monster Party (2018)Killer family devours hors d'oeuvres after hours.
Ugetsu (1953)Never good idea to fuck a ghost.
A bay of bloodTwitch of the death nerveOr UK title Blood Bath 1971 Black gloves, JB, Boobs. Beautiful Score, Check!
Extra feature. Joe Dante remembers Bay of Blood "Aka Last house on the left 2"
Darling (2016)The chocolate syrup budget musta been enormous.
GIRLS WITH BALLS (2018) Spoiler: The word “balls” is double entendre.
Hereditary (2018)Such is life, head today, gone tomorrow!
Last Shift (2014)Paimon is everywhere! Beelzebub needs to re-brand.
Friday 13th: A New Beginning (1985, Danny Steinmann)Oooh Baby, the song that doesn't end....It goes on and on my friend.......
They started singing it not knowing why...They'll continuing singing it because, ooohhhh baby
The Addams Family (2019)This movie was HORRIBLE (Addams for "delightful".
Frozen (2010)In Canada, we call this a Tuesday
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)Canada loves the Masters of Horror. Sorry.
The Banana Splits MovieBetter robot fighting than Pacific Rim 2
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)...Freddy possesses own skeleton, likes dreamland better...
MARTYRS (2008) Thought I’d seen it all. Then, Martyrs.
In the Tall Grass (2019) Dir. Vincenzo NatalIt's like Cube but for outdoorsy people.
A Dark SongDidn’t know Louis CK was in this.
The Monster Squad (1987)Dracula is such a dick in this.
ZombielandDoes anyone else think Twinkies are overrated?
Digging Up the Marrow (2014)Like watching your friends improv group perform.
The Being (1983)JAWS but with 100 percent more potatoes.
Deathgasm (2015)Anal Cunt reference earns an extra star.
Body Melt (1993)What the fuck did I just watch?
Scream (1996)Less funny, more Coxy Scary Movie rip-off.
MARTYRS (2016) When Americans water down heavy French cuisine.
Ma (2019)The casting director obviously has blackmail material.
Candyman (1992) dir. Bernard RoseCandyman is just looking for some antibiotics.
Stitches (2012)Irish clown more effective than Derry counterpart.
The Thing (2011)Morgan Creek. Reshooting horror movies since 1988.
Arachnophobia (1990, dir. Frank Marshall)My kids screamed and laughed throughout. Great!
The Perfection (2019)The path to perfection leads to insanity.
Hatchet (2006)Hodder plays deformed child turned killer... again
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Like she was going to do better.
Ever After (2018)Plants are the answer. What's the question?
The American Nightmare (2000)It's a much tougher watch after 2017.
The Haunting (1963)Kinda more The Talking about The Haunting.
Little Monsters (Abe Forsythe, 2019)Taylor Swift? No, Taylor Hanson. And zombies.
Fido (2006)I'd take zombie over pet any day.
Torso (1973)Really delivers on the promise of torsos.