Monday, October 14, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 14


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  1. J.M. VargasOctober 14, 2019 at 2:00 AM

    Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 85 min.) on 4K UltraHD Blu-ray.

    Not good enough. Need 8K upgrade, stat!
    or
    Deadites don't stand chance against Ash's denim.

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    1. Brett CullumOctober 14, 2019 at 9:34 AM

      Is it reallt that great on 4K? I always felt it was a little low rent and you would see the flaws too much.

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  2. J.M. VargasOctober 14, 2019 at 2:00 AM

    Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD II (1987, 84 min.) on 4K UltraHD Blu-ray.

    Freaking masterpiece. Hail to the chin, baby!

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  3. J.M. VargasOctober 14, 2019 at 2:01 AM

    Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS: THEATRICAL VERSION (1992, 81 min.) on HD-DVD.

    Ash grows older, movies keep getting shorter.
    or
    Spider-Man's mom kissed the devil? How quaint.

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  4. J.M. VargasOctober 14, 2019 at 2:05 AM

    THE GATE (1987, 85 min.) on Amazon Prime.

    Family-friendly Satanic Panic-inspired canuxploiitation stands above rest.
    or
    Nothing says "rule breaking" like 80's horror.

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  5. Louis ViljoenOctober 14, 2019 at 3:03 AM

    "Rosemary's Baby" (1968, Dir. Roman Polanski)

    Mia Farrow has been balled by worse.

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    1. Jason CarltonOctober 14, 2019 at 10:59 AM

      That’s fantastic. I think you win the month so far.

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    2. DennisOctober 14, 2019 at 2:16 PM

      Kicking ass and taking names JM

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  6. Thor Fejerskov JensenOctober 14, 2019 at 4:04 AM

    The Brood (1979)

    I’m guessing Cronenberg had a bad divorce.

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  7. Lindsay WilkinsOctober 14, 2019 at 4:19 AM

    Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, Dominique Othenin-Girard)

    Movie? Why turn Loomis into Grandpa Simpson?

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  8. Will BensonOctober 14, 2019 at 4:31 AM

    Shock (1977)
    AAAAAAH! No running in the fucking house!

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  9. Will BensonOctober 14, 2019 at 4:34 AM

    The New York Ripper (1982)
    Whats'a big deal? It's New York, bay-bee!

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  10. Will BensonOctober 14, 2019 at 4:35 AM

    City Of The Living Dead (1980)
    Bet head squeezes felt good at first

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  11. Mac McEntireOctober 14, 2019 at 6:02 AM

    HENRY: PORTAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER (1986)

    Imagine what he’d do with whistling arrow.

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  12. Ryan ByhamOctober 14, 2019 at 6:35 AM

    Neon Maniacs (1986) first time viewing
    Grew up without this, currently reevaluating childhood
    Or
    Thankfully scrapped plans for sequel in Seattle

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  13. Ryan ByhamOctober 14, 2019 at 6:36 AM

    The Furies (2019)
    Might be time to get HR involved

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  14. ChimichangaOctober 14, 2019 at 7:30 AM

    Deep Red (1975)

    Goblin should score every horror movie ever.

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  15. Casey_DoranOctober 14, 2019 at 7:49 AM

    One Cut of the Dead (2017)

    Mediocre horror TV nets delightful meta payoffs

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  16. RossOctober 14, 2019 at 8:29 AM

    Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)

    Cool music video with bonus movie attached.

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  17. Ryan HeintzOctober 14, 2019 at 8:45 AM

    Scream 2 (1997)

    Timothy Olyphant's crazy eyes gave it away.

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  18. Ryan HeintzOctober 14, 2019 at 8:46 AM

    Scream 3 (2000)

    The real murder victim? Courtney's Cox's bangs.

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  19. Ryan HeintzOctober 14, 2019 at 8:47 AM

    Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

    Cruise cast as vampire?! Pulling. It. Off.

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  20. Ryan HeintzOctober 14, 2019 at 8:50 AM

    Little Monsters (2019)

    Nyong'o is too flawless to like Hanson.

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  21. Jack COctober 14, 2019 at 9:08 AM

    Cabin Fever (2003) dir. Eli Roth

    2003 really was the year of Kern.

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  22. Mark W.October 14, 2019 at 9:18 AM

    Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)

    Sheri Moon Zombie is terrific. Fight me!

    OR

    "Fuck" accounts for 90% of the dialogue.

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  23. Mark W.October 14, 2019 at 9:19 AM

    Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000, dir. John Ottman)

    Film school wasn't this cutthroat for me.

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  24. Rocco T. ThompsonOctober 14, 2019 at 9:33 AM

    Toys Are Not for Children (1972)

    Double-feature w/ The Baby (1973), watch your audience's skin crawl clean off!

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  25. Brett CullumOctober 14, 2019 at 9:39 AM

    HELLRAISER III
    CD Cenobite realizes nobody can play him! :-(

    (should have upgraded to streaming audio Cenobite)

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  26. Jonathan MillsOctober 14, 2019 at 9:47 AM

    Julie Darling (1983)

    Inspires a new day for June: Bratsploitation!

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  27. Stuart Gore-donOctober 14, 2019 at 10:05 AM

    Pumpkinhead (1989)

    Glance from Lance? I'd PSL my pants!

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  28. Kelly SheaOctober 14, 2019 at 10:10 AM

    Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Definitely the best of the Twilight franchise!!

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  29. metaform3dOctober 14, 2019 at 10:18 AM

    The Mummy (1932)

    Colonialists discover and destroy eternal life. Typical.

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  30. BillyBangOctober 14, 2019 at 10:35 AM

    The Burrowers (2008)

    A well acted, real film...how unexpected.

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  31. BillyBangOctober 14, 2019 at 10:37 AM

    The Gate (1987)

    You'll never be a pure blood kid!

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  32. Jason CarltonOctober 14, 2019 at 10:57 AM

    The Invitation (2015)
    Everyone’s DYING to go to that party.

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  33. rosiejoyOctober 14, 2019 at 11:06 AM

    Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Get to the chopper (before zombie shoppers)!

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  34. rosiejoyOctober 14, 2019 at 11:07 AM

    Ravenous (1999)

    Better than The Revenant; glad I'm vegetarian.

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  35. rosiejoyOctober 14, 2019 at 11:09 AM

    Dead Ringers (1988)

    Wrinkle develops between Jeremy Irons and twin.

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  36. straighttovideoOctober 14, 2019 at 11:10 AM

    I'll Take Your Dead (2018)

    I'm a candy butcher, only on Halloween.

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  37. Daniel EplerOctober 14, 2019 at 11:11 AM

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    But is it a Joker orgin story???

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    1. Brett CullumOctober 14, 2019 at 11:14 AM

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  38. rosiejoyOctober 14, 2019 at 11:13 AM

    The Lure (2015)

    Polish mermaid musical with a side of gore.

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  39. Jonathan MillsOctober 14, 2019 at 11:27 AM

    One Cut of the Dead (2019)

    Only suggestion for improvement; add Michael Scott.

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  40. John GuttsOctober 14, 2019 at 11:51 AM

    Lasso (2018, dir. Evan Cecil)

    Asshole cowboys act just like asshole cowboys.

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  41. CullenOctober 14, 2019 at 11:53 AM

    The Brood (1979)

    I always thought brooding meant something different.

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  42. CullenOctober 14, 2019 at 11:53 AM

    The Battery (2012)

    At best it was like a AAA.

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  43. CullenOctober 14, 2019 at 11:54 AM

    Scream (1996)

    Killers blend in seamlessly. Like a Lillard.

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  44. John GuttsOctober 14, 2019 at 11:55 AM

    Slice (2018, dir. Austin Vesely)

    Promises werewolf, sort of DELIVERS. Get it?

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  45. John GuttsOctober 14, 2019 at 11:57 AM

    Maniac Cop 2 (1990, dir. William Lustig)

    Lacks in Campbell department, wins with Z’Dar.

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  46. AlexOctober 14, 2019 at 11:58 AM

    Antichrist (2009)
    Kid dying is the least dreadful part.

    Carrie (1976)
    Teenagers are fucking mean. I'm Team Carrie.

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  47. John GuttsOctober 14, 2019 at 12:00 PM

    Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972, dir. Lucio Fulci)

    Best fall-to-death montage mash-up.

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  48. Bryan PopeOctober 14, 2019 at 1:08 PM

    Jason X (2001)

    That's what you get for 'Crash,' Cronenberg.

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  49. Bryan PopeOctober 14, 2019 at 1:10 PM

    Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    This is why we ignore old people.

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  50. Jonathan MillsOctober 14, 2019 at 1:10 PM

    The Funhouse (1981)

    Carnies. Creeps. Clowns. Claustrophobia. Cleft-palate Cow. Classic.

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  51. Bryan PopeOctober 14, 2019 at 1:22 PM

    A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Coach gets spanking; not the fun kind.

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  52. janbottigOctober 14, 2019 at 1:31 PM

    An American Werewolf in London (1981):

    Moor wolf kills, where werewolf kills more.

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  53. Michael PomaroOctober 14, 2019 at 1:38 PM

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  54. Michael PomaroOctober 14, 2019 at 1:40 PM

    The Gate (1987, dir. Tibor Takacs)

    I was Cryin' when I was levitated!

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    1. Michael PomaroOctober 14, 2019 at 2:18 PM

      it should actually be:

      I was Crying' when you levitated me!

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  55. Jon HillmanOctober 14, 2019 at 1:56 PM

    Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

    Marketing is a pain in the neck.

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  56. ErichOctober 14, 2019 at 2:26 PM

    Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

    U Talkin' 2U 2 Me? Been awhile!

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  57. Ryan ByhamOctober 14, 2019 at 2:28 PM

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  58. straighttovideoOctober 14, 2019 at 2:29 PM

    Flesh & Blood (2018)

    ******** POSSIBLE SPOILER ********

    Murdering aside, Dermot Mulroney's an awesome dad.

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  59. Ryan ByhamOctober 14, 2019 at 2:42 PM

    Kristy (2014)

    Gang’s scheme was foiled to begin with

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  60. Ryan ByhamOctober 14, 2019 at 2:43 PM

    Home Sweet Home (1981)

    Bradleys and friends get bodied by Jake

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  61. ErichOctober 14, 2019 at 2:49 PM

    Monster Party (2018)

    Killer family devours hors d'oeuvres after hours.

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  62. ChimichangaOctober 14, 2019 at 3:02 PM

    Ugetsu (1953)

    Never good idea to fuck a ghost.

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  63. DennisOctober 14, 2019 at 3:23 PM

    A bay of blood

    Twitch of the death nerve

    Or UK title Blood Bath 1971


    Black gloves, JB, Boobs. Beautiful Score,
    Check!

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    1. DennisOctober 14, 2019 at 4:26 PM

      Extra feature. Joe Dante remembers Bay of Blood


      "Aka Last house on the left 2"

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  64. ErichOctober 14, 2019 at 3:32 PM

    Darling (2016)

    The chocolate syrup budget musta been enormous.

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  65. Mac McEntireOctober 14, 2019 at 4:04 PM

    GIRLS WITH BALLS (2018)

    Spoiler: The word “balls” is double entendre.

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  66. Big Boy ReclinerOctober 14, 2019 at 4:15 PM

    Hereditary (2018)

    Such is life, head today, gone tomorrow!

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  67. Rocco T. ThompsonOctober 14, 2019 at 4:19 PM

    Last Shift (2014)

    Paimon is everywhere! Beelzebub needs to re-brand.

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  68. Lindsay WilkinsOctober 14, 2019 at 4:35 PM

    Friday 13th: A New Beginning (1985, Danny Steinmann)

    Oooh Baby, the song that doesn't end....

    It goes on and on my friend.......

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    1. Lindsay WilkinsOctober 14, 2019 at 4:53 PM

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    2. Lindsay WilkinsOctober 14, 2019 at 4:58 PM

      They started singing it not knowing why...

      They'll continuing singing it because, ooohhhh baby

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  69. Daniel EplerOctober 14, 2019 at 5:10 PM

    The Addams Family (2019)

    This movie was HORRIBLE (Addams for "delightful".

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  70. Frank LevesqueOctober 14, 2019 at 5:27 PM

    Frozen (2010)

    In Canada, we call this a Tuesday

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  71. Frank LevesqueOctober 14, 2019 at 5:28 PM

    Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

    Canada loves the Masters of Horror. Sorry.

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  72. Blaine HigbeeOctober 14, 2019 at 5:41 PM

    The Banana Splits Movie

    Better robot fighting than Pacific Rim 2

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  73. MauricioOctober 14, 2019 at 5:52 PM

    A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    ...Freddy possesses own skeleton, likes dreamland better...

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  74. Mac McEntireOctober 14, 2019 at 6:18 PM

    MARTYRS (2008)

    Thought I’d seen it all. Then, Martyrs.

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  75. Brian SagerOctober 14, 2019 at 7:20 PM

    In the Tall Grass (2019) Dir. Vincenzo Natal

    It's like Cube but for outdoorsy people.

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  76. Jeff QuinnOctober 14, 2019 at 8:21 PM

    A Dark Song

    Didn’t know Louis CK was in this.

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  77. Dan SnyderOctober 14, 2019 at 8:21 PM

    The Monster Squad (1987)

    Dracula is such a dick in this.

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  78. Jeff QuinnOctober 14, 2019 at 8:25 PM

    Zombieland

    Does anyone else think Twinkies are overrated?

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  79. Dan SnyderOctober 14, 2019 at 8:25 PM

    Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

    Like watching your friends improv group perform.

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  80. Dan SnyderOctober 14, 2019 at 8:28 PM

    The Being (1983)

    JAWS but with 100 percent more potatoes.

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  81. Dan SnyderOctober 14, 2019 at 8:32 PM

    Deathgasm (2015)

    Anal Cunt reference earns an extra star.

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  82. Dan SnyderOctober 14, 2019 at 8:33 PM

    Body Melt (1993)

    What the fuck did I just watch?

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  83. Jon HillmanOctober 14, 2019 at 8:47 PM

    Scream (1996)

    Less funny, more Coxy Scary Movie rip-off.

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  84. Mac McEntireOctober 14, 2019 at 8:48 PM

    MARTYRS (2016)

    When Americans water down heavy French cuisine.

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  85. MunkeeOctober 14, 2019 at 9:04 PM

    Ma (2019)

    The casting director obviously has blackmail material.

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  86. Jack COctober 14, 2019 at 9:13 PM

    Candyman (1992) dir. Bernard Rose

    Candyman is just looking for some antibiotics.

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  87. Alex O.October 14, 2019 at 9:36 PM

    Stitches (2012)

    Irish clown more effective than Derry counterpart.

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  88. Jeremy WickettOctober 14, 2019 at 9:57 PM

    The Thing (2011)

    Morgan Creek. Reshooting horror movies since 1988.

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  89. Michael PomaroOctober 14, 2019 at 10:06 PM

    Arachnophobia (1990, dir. Frank Marshall)

    My kids screamed and laughed throughout. Great!

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  90. Luke October 14, 2019 at 10:31 PM

    The Perfection (2019)

    The path to perfection leads to insanity.

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  91. Aaron KeithOctober 14, 2019 at 10:35 PM

    Hatchet (2006)

    Hodder plays deformed child turned killer... again

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  92. Jon HillmanOctober 14, 2019 at 10:42 PM

    Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Like she was going to do better.

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  93. Greg ClarkeOctober 14, 2019 at 10:52 PM

    Ever After (2018)

    Plants are the answer. What's the question?

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  94. Greg ClarkeOctober 14, 2019 at 10:57 PM

    The American Nightmare (2000)

    It's a much tougher watch after 2017.

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  95. Adam RiskeOctober 14, 2019 at 11:12 PM

    The Haunting (1963)

    Kinda more The Talking about The Haunting.

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  96. JenniferOctober 14, 2019 at 11:57 PM

    Little Monsters (Abe Forsythe, 2019)

    Taylor Swift? No, Taylor Hanson. And zombies.

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  97. Paul Newman 1989October 16, 2019 at 12:20 PM

    Fido (2006)

    I'd take zombie over pet any day.

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  98. Paul Newman 1989October 16, 2019 at 12:51 PM

    Torso (1973)

    Really delivers on the promise of torsos.

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