The Devil's Rejects (2005)No one puts Baby in a coroner's
3 From Hell (2019)America is not sending Mexico their best
😂😂
for the win, bigly
Color Out Of Space (2019, Richard Stanley)Nicolas Cage is Rage Against the Alpaca
Brian Gibson's POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (1986, 91 min.) on Hulu for the first time."Trek"-like two-minute resolution guaranteed to please nobody.orNeeds less mystical BS, more Tobe Hooper.
Gary Sherman's POLTERGEIST III (1988, 98 min.) on Tubi for the first time.Apparently "Gremlins 2's" Clamp branched into Chicago.orOld-school effects run circles around paycheck-collecting cast.
QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002, 101 min.) on Amazon ($0.99 Rental).Stuart Townsend's Lestat: The Other White Meat.
The Addams Family (1991)Yeah! it is Girl Scout cookie season
City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel (1960)Welcome to Whitewood, where witches woefully walk.
Ma (2019)Men Without Hats even rousts pastor's daughter
Lake Mungo (2008) Herzog called Paranormal Activity garbage - loves this.
CAT PEOPLE (1982) I got a bad cat scratch fever!
To the Devil A Daughter (1976) I was actually shocked by this oneI see Lords of Salem's workprint here
SCREAM (1996) All movie knives make that “shing!” noise.
Dabbe 4: The Possession (Dabbe: Cin Çarpmasi) (2013, dir. Hasan Karacadag)134 minutes of headache-inducing found footage.
PHANTASM 1979 (dir. Don Coscarelli)(Nothing beats Brett Cullum's comment last week!)
Demons (1985)Bored blonde boy blasts baddies between bites.
SCREAM 2 (1997) Want whole movie of the “Agamemnon” scene.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)It's like Antonioni made a horror film.
Curtains (1983, Richard Ciupka)Disney On Ice was weird this year.
Audition (1999)Frankly that Audition could have gone better.
The House of the Devil (2009)Babysitter union’s should negotiate for hazard pay.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Preposterous. New England town without Dunkin' Donuts!?!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Thompson girls can hide any beverage anywhere.
SCREAM 3 (2000) Why don’t Randy’s rules include diminishing returns?
Hobgoblins (1988)This is Chekov’s revolver. Don’t use it.OrStick fighting. The most lethal fighting style.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORSLarry Fishburne, worst orderly ever hired.
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason LivesJason vs James Bond. Come on Hollywood!
Cold Prey IIWait a minute. This isn’t Halloween 2?!
Opera (1987)Ravens are misjudged heroes of the movie.
Gothic (1987)Those nipple eyes are gonna haunt me.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)What's all the fuss about? Oh wait!
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993, dir. Adam Marcus) (Unrated Version)Richard Gant eats heart, I get peckish.
SCREAM 4 (2011) Nancy Drew could’ve solved this… oh, wait.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)Surprisingly tense for a movie about bicycling.
Kalifornia (1993)Not really horror. In relationships, you compromise.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)More King-verse bullies okay with casual murder.
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CreepshowFathers dayHey Badeilia! Gimme my cake You Bitch
Intruder (1989)Psycho stalks stockers at shockingly soundproof supermarket
TERROR IN THE CRYPT (1964)Witch or Vampire? Still beautifully gothic anyway.
CreepshowLonesome death of Jordy VerillMaximum overdrive Director wins Meteor Shit award
The Prey (1983)'Madman' meets 'And Baby Makes Three.' Hijinks!
Creepshow Something to tide you overI want Ted Dansons head goldfish bowl
THE PREMONITION (1976)Advertised as horror; more of a thrillerORA most unusual relationship between two mothers
Trick or Treats (1982)What the fuck, kid? Seriously messed up.
Messiah of Evil (1973)I almost shut this off 86 times.
Skinner (1993)Bald and scarred Traci Lords, still gorgeous.
CreepshowThe CrateWalking dead and Jason see Julia's box
CREEPSHOW 2 (1987):Apparently, this SMM’s theme is...George Kennedy.
Creepshow (1982) "Something to Tide You Over"Beach no 'Good Place' for Ted Danson.
Get My Gun (2017, dir. Brian Darwas)This movie won't go ther- HOLY SHIT.
"Highwaymen" (2004, Dir. Robert Harmon)Lay off the slow-mo button, Bob.
Lake Mungo (2015)Foreign film Paranormal Activity but with class
Species II (1998, first full viewing)...pretty abstract and subversive for pro-abstinence propaganda...
MFA (2016) Sorry, can’t joke about this subject matter.
Alien (1979)Bet Weyland-Yutani pays zero in space taxes.
Demon Knight (1995)I'll say it. William Sadler is very sexy.
Bed of the Dead (2016)Can't believe I slept on this one.
The Conjuring (2013) Dir. James WanIt's true that it is a story.
Maniac (1980)Killer Ron Jeremy breathes like Darth Vader.
Friday 13th Part 6 - (1986)Goofy, self aware, fun, the best one.Does he think I'm a fart-head?? Yeah!
THE FINAL TERROR (1983) Camping’s bad enough, but with these people?
Creepshow 2 (1987) Dir. Michael GornickPoncho's Supreme Court nomination should go well.
No One Lives (2012)Midsommar had bear. This has a Brodus.
Lake Dead (2007, dir. George Bessudo)Where I wish this movie would swim.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)Blind man scene: best ever in horror?
Alien (1979 - 40th Anniversary Fathom Events)Best part: sharing a classic with Aimee.
Man's Best Friend (1993, dir. John Lafia)From which animal did acid urine come?
Demons 2 (1986)Italian stuntmen's union in the '80s? Nope.
Mad Monster Party (1967)It's a mad, mad, mad, mad party!
Brain Dead (1990)Pullman, neuroscience nerd. Paxton smarmy bastard. Psychosis!
Hereditary (2018)Featuring three generations of light headed women
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)This movie's off its rocker. Traci Lind!
May (2002, dir. Lucky McKee)Bettis, Sisto and Faris are just incredible.
Alien (1979) dir. Ridley ScottThose space vents totally look like buttholes.
Evilspeak (1981)We've all gone through sword phases, Clint
3 From Hell (2019)Beyond Thunderdome to Devil's Rejects' Road Warrior.OrFuck it, I was mostly into it.
My Name is Bruce (2007)Bruce does Bruce. Ted Raimi does Rooney.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanMichael drives. Jason sails. Freddy flies planes...?
Prevenge (Alice Lowe, 2016)Motherhood is a cutthroat sport, ya know?
Re-Animator (1985)That security guard couldn't be more useless.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteNo one puts Baby in a coroner's
3 From Hell (2019)
ReplyDeleteAmerica is not sending Mexico their best
😂😂
Deletefor the win, bigly
DeleteColor Out Of Space (2019, Richard Stanley)
ReplyDeleteNicolas Cage is Rage Against the Alpaca
Brian Gibson's POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (1986, 91 min.) on Hulu for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Trek"-like two-minute resolution guaranteed to please nobody.
or
Needs less mystical BS, more Tobe Hooper.
Gary Sherman's POLTERGEIST III (1988, 98 min.) on Tubi for the first time.
ReplyDeleteApparently "Gremlins 2's" Clamp branched into Chicago.
or
Old-school effects run circles around paycheck-collecting cast.
QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002, 101 min.) on Amazon ($0.99 Rental).
ReplyDeleteStuart Townsend's Lestat: The Other White Meat.
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteYeah! it is Girl Scout cookie season
City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel (1960)
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Whitewood, where witches woefully walk.
Ma (2019)
ReplyDeleteMen Without Hats even rousts pastor's daughter
Lake Mungo (2008)
ReplyDeleteHerzog called Paranormal Activity garbage - loves this.
CAT PEOPLE (1982)
ReplyDeleteI got a bad cat scratch fever!
To the Devil A Daughter (1976)
ReplyDeleteI was actually shocked by this one
I see Lords of Salem's workprint here
SCREAM (1996)
ReplyDeleteAll movie knives make that “shing!” noise.
Dabbe 4: The Possession (Dabbe: Cin Çarpmasi) (2013, dir. Hasan Karacadag)
ReplyDelete134 minutes of headache-inducing found footage.
PHANTASM 1979 (dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDelete(Nothing beats Brett Cullum's comment last week!)
Demons (1985)
ReplyDeleteBored blonde boy blasts baddies between bites.
SCREAM 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteWant whole movie of the “Agamemnon” scene.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)
ReplyDeleteIt's like Antonioni made a horror film.
Curtains (1983, Richard Ciupka)
ReplyDeleteDisney On Ice was weird this year.
Audition (1999)
ReplyDeleteFrankly that Audition could have gone better.
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteBabysitter union’s should negotiate for hazard pay.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
ReplyDeletePreposterous. New England town without Dunkin' Donuts!?!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteThompson girls can hide any beverage anywhere.
SCREAM 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t Randy’s rules include diminishing returns?
Hobgoblins (1988)
ReplyDeleteThis is Chekov’s revolver. Don’t use it.
Or
Stick fighting. The most lethal fighting style.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
ReplyDeleteLarry Fishburne, worst orderly ever hired.
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
ReplyDeleteJason vs James Bond. Come on Hollywood!
Cold Prey II
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. This isn’t Halloween 2?!
Opera (1987)
ReplyDeleteRavens are misjudged heroes of the movie.
Gothic (1987)
ReplyDeleteThose nipple eyes are gonna haunt me.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhat's all the fuss about? Oh wait!
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993, dir. Adam Marcus) (Unrated Version)
ReplyDeleteRichard Gant eats heart, I get peckish.
SCREAM 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteNancy Drew could’ve solved this… oh, wait.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly tense for a movie about bicycling.
Kalifornia (1993)
ReplyDeleteNot really horror. In relationships, you compromise.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
ReplyDeleteMore King-verse bullies okay with casual murder.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCreepshow
ReplyDeleteFathers day
Hey Badeilia! Gimme my cake You Bitch
Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeletePsycho stalks stockers at shockingly soundproof supermarket
TERROR IN THE CRYPT (1964)
ReplyDeleteWitch or Vampire? Still beautifully gothic anyway.
Creepshow
ReplyDeleteLonesome death of Jordy Verill
Maximum overdrive Director wins Meteor Shit award
The Prey (1983)
ReplyDelete'Madman' meets 'And Baby Makes Three.' Hijinks!
Creepshow
ReplyDeleteSomething to tide you over
I want Ted Dansons head goldfish bowl
THE PREMONITION (1976)
ReplyDeleteAdvertised as horror; more of a thriller
OR
A most unusual relationship between two mothers
Trick or Treats (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck, kid? Seriously messed up.
Messiah of Evil (1973)
ReplyDeleteI almost shut this off 86 times.
Skinner (1993)
ReplyDeleteBald and scarred Traci Lords, still gorgeous.
Creepshow
ReplyDeleteThe Crate
Walking dead and Jason see Julia's box
CREEPSHOW 2 (1987):
ReplyDeleteApparently, this SMM’s theme is...George Kennedy.
Creepshow (1982) "Something to Tide You Over"
ReplyDeleteBeach no 'Good Place' for Ted Danson.
Get My Gun (2017, dir. Brian Darwas)
ReplyDeleteThis movie won't go ther- HOLY SHIT.
"Highwaymen" (2004, Dir. Robert Harmon)
ReplyDeleteLay off the slow-mo button, Bob.
Lake Mungo (2015)
ReplyDeleteForeign film Paranormal Activity but with class
Species II (1998, first full viewing)
ReplyDelete...pretty abstract and subversive for pro-abstinence propaganda...
MFA (2016)
ReplyDeleteSorry, can’t joke about this subject matter.
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteBet Weyland-Yutani pays zero in space taxes.
Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteI'll say it. William Sadler is very sexy.
Bed of the Dead (2016)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe I slept on this one.
The Conjuring (2013) Dir. James Wan
ReplyDeleteIt's true that it is a story.
Maniac (1980)
ReplyDeleteKiller Ron Jeremy breathes like Darth Vader.
Friday 13th Part 6 - (1986)
ReplyDeleteGoofy, self aware, fun, the best one.
Does he think I'm a fart-head?? Yeah!
THE FINAL TERROR (1983)
ReplyDeleteCamping’s bad enough, but with these people?
Creepshow 2 (1987) Dir. Michael Gornick
ReplyDeletePoncho's Supreme Court nomination should go well.
No One Lives (2012)
ReplyDeleteMidsommar had bear. This has a Brodus.
Lake Dead (2007, dir. George Bessudo)
ReplyDeleteWhere I wish this movie would swim.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDeleteBlind man scene: best ever in horror?
Alien (1979 - 40th Anniversary Fathom Events)
ReplyDeleteBest part: sharing a classic with Aimee.
Man's Best Friend (1993, dir. John Lafia)
ReplyDeleteFrom which animal did acid urine come?
Demons 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteItalian stuntmen's union in the '80s? Nope.
Mad Monster Party (1967)
ReplyDeleteIt's a mad, mad, mad, mad party!
Brain Dead (1990)
ReplyDeletePullman, neuroscience nerd. Paxton smarmy bastard. Psychosis!
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteFeaturing three generations of light headed women
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
ReplyDeleteThis movie's off its rocker. Traci Lind!
May (2002, dir. Lucky McKee)
ReplyDeleteBettis, Sisto and Faris are just incredible.
Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott
ReplyDeleteThose space vents totally look like buttholes.
Evilspeak (1981)
ReplyDeleteWe've all gone through sword phases, Clint
3 From Hell (2019)
ReplyDeleteBeyond Thunderdome to Devil's Rejects' Road Warrior.
Or
Fuck it, I was mostly into it.
My Name is Bruce (2007)
ReplyDeleteBruce does Bruce. Ted Raimi does Rooney.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
ReplyDeleteMichael drives. Jason sails. Freddy flies planes...?
Prevenge (Alice Lowe, 2016)
ReplyDeleteMotherhood is a cutthroat sport, ya know?
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteThat security guard couldn't be more useless.