The Devil's Rejects (2005)No one puts Baby in a coroner's
3 From Hell (2019)America is not sending Mexico their best
for the win, bigly
Color Out Of Space (2019, Richard Stanley)Nicolas Cage is Rage Against the Alpaca
Brian Gibson's POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (1986, 91 min.) on Hulu for the first time."Trek"-like two-minute resolution guaranteed to please nobody.orNeeds less mystical BS, more Tobe Hooper.
Gary Sherman's POLTERGEIST III (1988, 98 min.) on Tubi for the first time.Apparently "Gremlins 2's" Clamp branched into Chicago.orOld-school effects run circles around paycheck-collecting cast.
QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002, 101 min.) on Amazon ($0.99 Rental).Stuart Townsend's Lestat: The Other White Meat.
The Addams Family (1991)Yeah! it is Girl Scout cookie season
City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel (1960)Welcome to Whitewood, where witches woefully walk.
Ma (2019)Men Without Hats even rousts pastor's daughter
Lake Mungo (2008) Herzog called Paranormal Activity garbage - loves this.
CAT PEOPLE (1982) I got a bad cat scratch fever!
To the Devil A Daughter (1976) I was actually shocked by this oneI see Lords of Salem's workprint here
SCREAM (1996) All movie knives make that “shing!” noise.
Dabbe 4: The Possession (Dabbe: Cin Çarpmasi) (2013, dir. Hasan Karacadag)134 minutes of headache-inducing found footage.
PHANTASM 1979 (dir. Don Coscarelli)(Nothing beats Brett Cullum's comment last week!)
Demons (1985)Bored blonde boy blasts baddies between bites.
SCREAM 2 (1997) Want whole movie of the “Agamemnon” scene.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)It's like Antonioni made a horror film.
Curtains (1983, Richard Ciupka)Disney On Ice was weird this year.
Audition (1999)Frankly that Audition could have gone better.
The House of the Devil (2009)Babysitter union’s should negotiate for hazard pay.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Preposterous. New England town without Dunkin' Donuts!?!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Thompson girls can hide any beverage anywhere.
SCREAM 3 (2000) Why don’t Randy’s rules include diminishing returns?
Hobgoblins (1988)This is Chekov’s revolver. Don’t use it.OrStick fighting. The most lethal fighting style.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORSLarry Fishburne, worst orderly ever hired.
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason LivesJason vs James Bond. Come on Hollywood!
Cold Prey IIWait a minute. This isn’t Halloween 2?!
Opera (1987)Ravens are misjudged heroes of the movie.
Gothic (1987)Those nipple eyes are gonna haunt me.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)What's all the fuss about? Oh wait!
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993, dir. Adam Marcus) (Unrated Version)Richard Gant eats heart, I get peckish.
SCREAM 4 (2011) Nancy Drew could’ve solved this… oh, wait.
And Soon The Darkness (1970)Surprisingly tense for a movie about bicycling.
Kalifornia (1993)Not really horror. In relationships, you compromise.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)More King-verse bullies okay with casual murder.
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CreepshowFathers dayHey Badeilia! Gimme my cake You Bitch
Intruder (1989)Psycho stalks stockers at shockingly soundproof supermarket
TERROR IN THE CRYPT (1964)Witch or Vampire? Still beautifully gothic anyway.
CreepshowLonesome death of Jordy VerillMaximum overdrive Director wins Meteor Shit award
The Prey (1983)'Madman' meets 'And Baby Makes Three.' Hijinks!
Creepshow Something to tide you overI want Ted Dansons head goldfish bowl
THE PREMONITION (1976)Advertised as horror; more of a thrillerORA most unusual relationship between two mothers
Trick or Treats (1982)What the fuck, kid? Seriously messed up.
Messiah of Evil (1973)I almost shut this off 86 times.
Skinner (1993)Bald and scarred Traci Lords, still gorgeous.
CreepshowThe CrateWalking dead and Jason see Julia's box
CREEPSHOW 2 (1987):Apparently, this SMM’s theme is...George Kennedy.
Creepshow (1982) "Something to Tide You Over"Beach no 'Good Place' for Ted Danson.
Get My Gun (2017, dir. Brian Darwas)This movie won't go ther- HOLY SHIT.
"Highwaymen" (2004, Dir. Robert Harmon)Lay off the slow-mo button, Bob.
Lake Mungo (2015)Foreign film Paranormal Activity but with class
Species II (1998, first full viewing)...pretty abstract and subversive for pro-abstinence propaganda...
MFA (2016) Sorry, can’t joke about this subject matter.
Alien (1979)Bet Weyland-Yutani pays zero in space taxes.
Demon Knight (1995)I'll say it. William Sadler is very sexy.
Bed of the Dead (2016)Can't believe I slept on this one.
The Conjuring (2013) Dir. James WanIt's true that it is a story.
Maniac (1980)Killer Ron Jeremy breathes like Darth Vader.
Friday 13th Part 6 - (1986)Goofy, self aware, fun, the best one.Does he think I'm a fart-head?? Yeah!
THE FINAL TERROR (1983) Camping’s bad enough, but with these people?
Creepshow 2 (1987) Dir. Michael GornickPoncho's Supreme Court nomination should go well.
No One Lives (2012)Midsommar had bear. This has a Brodus.
Lake Dead (2007, dir. George Bessudo)Where I wish this movie would swim.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)Blind man scene: best ever in horror?
Alien (1979 - 40th Anniversary Fathom Events)Best part: sharing a classic with Aimee.
Man's Best Friend (1993, dir. John Lafia)From which animal did acid urine come?
Demons 2 (1986)Italian stuntmen's union in the '80s? Nope.
Mad Monster Party (1967)It's a mad, mad, mad, mad party!
Brain Dead (1990)Pullman, neuroscience nerd. Paxton smarmy bastard. Psychosis!
Hereditary (2018)Featuring three generations of light headed women
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)This movie's off its rocker. Traci Lind!
May (2002, dir. Lucky McKee)Bettis, Sisto and Faris are just incredible.
Alien (1979) dir. Ridley ScottThose space vents totally look like buttholes.
Evilspeak (1981)We've all gone through sword phases, Clint
3 From Hell (2019)Beyond Thunderdome to Devil's Rejects' Road Warrior.OrFuck it, I was mostly into it.
My Name is Bruce (2007)Bruce does Bruce. Ted Raimi does Rooney.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanMichael drives. Jason sails. Freddy flies planes...?
Prevenge (Alice Lowe, 2016)Motherhood is a cutthroat sport, ya know?
Re-Animator (1985)That security guard couldn't be more useless.