MAUSOLEUM (1983, 96 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.More green-eye close-ups than a "Hulk" episode.or90% of budget spent on memorable poster.
H̶u̶m̶p̶h̶r̶e̶y̶ ̶H̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶t̶'̶s̶ Umberto Lenzi's GHOSTHOUSE, aka LA CASA 3 (1988, 95 min.) on ConTV for the first time (with Rifftrax commentary track).No annoying badly-dubbed Bob kid? No sale!
Glen Morgan's BLACK CHRISTMAS: UNRATED (2006, 85 min.) on HD-DVD.Billy's a secret crystal unicorn-loving Bronie? Gross!orAt least no more remakes will... SHIT!!!
JUST BEFORE DAWN (1981)Gives a whole new meaning to fisting
I Trapped the Devil (2019)Just wait for the payoff of... well...
PSYCHO II (1983) Lose one mother.... just find another mother!
The Wolfman (1941)My advice? Always listen to the Gypsy.
The Wolfman (2009)Lacking poetry, gypsies, occult symbols and coherenceorWhy change a perfect story? Seems foolish…
The Evil Dead (1981)If I had to guess? Redwood forest.
Us (2019)Dad's bad boat motor topples doppelganger dad.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Yet again toxic masculinity dooms us all.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Brought to you by The Home Depot
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1920)John Barrymore’s charisma shines after a century
Phenomena (1985)Stop taking directions from bugs, Jennifer Connelly!
Ready or Not (2019)Progressive but suggests wives most dangerous game?
In The Tall Grass (2019)Mowed the lawn... then set it ablaze.
Day of the Dead (1985, dir. George A. Romero)Rhodes for sure tastes like an asshole.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)"It is a bad day for everybody."
Shadow of a Doubt (1943, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)Could have used more characters named Charlie.
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)Yawn! Did Ti West ghost direct this?
The Masque of the Red Death (1964) "The Price is wrong, bitch!" said Satan.
Marla (2019)The first killer IUD movie I've seen.
TraumaDoes Italy not have Child Protective Services?
Nightmare Beach (1989) Saxon's axin' Priest's waxin's; Student's are askin'
Slow clap of unabashed admiration.
The Lift (1983, dir. Dick Maas)My favorite sub genre: inanimate haunted conveyances.
Event Horizon (1997)Can't believe anything would space Bon Jovi.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Chainsaw is absolutely a study in subtlety.
Near Dark (1987)They really don’t seem to understand sunrise.
Party Hard, Die Young (2018)I Know What You Did Last Spring-Breakers.
Shock 'Em Dead (1991, dir. Mark Freed)Bad wig sells soul for heavy metal.
The Canal (2014)Unsettling Irish ghost story will haunt U2.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)Clumsiness leading cause of youth death pre-vaping.
Wounds (2019)You wear a Morgus shirt, I'm in.
Chopping Mall (1986)Johnny 5 is alive, and he’s pissed.
Madman (1981)Counselors cut loose and hangout with Marz
Upgrade (2018)Huh. I thought that was Tom Hardy.
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Eli (2019, dir. Ciarán Foy)Sorry, the card says "Moops", bubble boy!
Phenomena (1985, did. Dario Argento)Dunston Checks In with a razor blade.
KILLDOZER (1974) Killdozer’s overdrive should be set to maximum.
Tusk (2014, dir. Kevin Smith)Do you have anything in a medium?
Frontier(s) (2007, dir. Xavier Gens)French extremism: ce n’est pas pour moi.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (Hickox, 1992)Only Pinhead. I miss the other Cenobites
THE LAMP (1987) An absolute must-see for all Wishmaster enthusiasts.
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) Dir. E. Elias MerhigeIMDb trivia be like "Vampires aren't real."
The Blob (1988, Chuck Russell)The Blob goes on, bluberty blub blubOrStting here wondering about Kevin Dillon's hair
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) dir. Joseph ZitoSalon Jarvis -- "We'll shave MOST of it"
Demons (1985, Lamberto Bava)How I imagined my teenage acne looked.
The Love Witch (2016)She's the might seduce your dad type
Wendigo (2001, Larry Fessenden) Larry Fessenden most likely died off screen
Prophecy (1979)Sleeping bag kill is better than Jason's.
Village of the Damned (1960)Russians used nukes!? Conventional explosives work fine.
Hatchet (2006)"Miiiiiister Crowley!"...Sorry, I'll see myself out.
Dead Heat (1988)Vincent cameo well worth Price of admission.
Prom Night IISomebody wanted to make an Elm Street ...
Mama(2013) Ghost Mom needs closure....and a chiropractor.
BABYSITTER WANTED (2008) Kristi and Mary-Anne never had these problems.
Creepshow (1982)Moral of the stories is you'll die.
3 From Hell (2019)Thank you Sid, O Captain! My Captain!
House (1985, dir. Steve Miner)"I would've used a shed!" - Mark Jones
See No Evil (2006)Kane versus shitty teens. RAW is WAR!
CELLAR DWELLER (1988) It’s Combs’ world, we just live here.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991):Clarice Starling is my hero. Always. Forever.
White Zombie (1932, Victor Halperin)Lugosi's intense staring put to brilliant use
Scanners (1981) Dir. David Cronenberg Stephen Lack should scan a better actor.
Night of the Living Dead (1990) All this yelling will wake the dead.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Carpenter’s Alcohol in the Mouth of Atkins
Demon Knight (1995)Got buzzed off how hard Zane Zaned
Happy Hunting (2017). That footloose kid can’t escape shitty towns
Crimson Peak (2025). If Flowers in the Attic were good
Pet (2016) Hobbits find good work hard to find.
P2 (2007)Parking garage Christmas or Jersey Christmas? decisions.
Under the Shadow (2016) Highly questionable parenting and sleeping habits exhibited.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Eat, drink, sleep, collect money? No! Downstairs!