My boyfriend met him recently at an event and asked him to sign a pic with a line from Night of the Creeps. It’s something like, “good news girls your dates are here. Bad news is they’re dead.” (I may have the exact line wrong, but my boyfriend knows it exactly). Anyways, Adkins started to sign it, and because my boyfriend was afraid Adkins didn’t remember, my boyfriend started to repeat it. And Adkins, without missing a beat, shouts at him, “I KNOW THE DAMNED LINE!” He said it in jest, and my boyfriend said Adkins seriously couldn’t have been nicer.
The Stand (1994)
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Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974, 98 min.) on Amazon Prime.
ReplyDeleteStarring Margot Kidder as herself circa 1996.
or
Still waiting for Saxon versus Billy showdown.
Curtis Harrington's DEVIL DOG: THE HOUND FROM HELL (1978, 95 min.) on ConTV for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSit Ubu, sit. Evil dog. OH, ARRGGHHH!!!!
I don't if this counts, because it only contains some elements (but is otherwise a rcommendable movie):
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I consumed someone else's popcorn and coke.
Nina Forever (2015)
ReplyDeleteEarly Cronenberg adaptation of Punch-Drunk Love.
Uninvited (1988, Greydon Clark)
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Or
Cat says, meow, mew, meow mew, meow.
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)
ReplyDeleteSad Price as good as scary Price.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteAlso need grandma to help me finish
Jaws 2 (1978)
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should start listening to Brody.
Tourist Trap (1979)
ReplyDeleteI think I found Jame Gumb's dad.
Society (1989)
ReplyDeleteTime to party-hardy with your legs back-wardy!
Tarantula (1955)
ReplyDelete"People are not as smart as bugs." (Charotte's Web)
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Hagrid would be in heaven. Me? Hell.
What Lies Beneath (2000)
ReplyDeleteMichelle Pfeiffer takes a lot of baths.
Rosiejoy you made my day. Well done. :.)
DeleteRevenge of the Creature (1955, dir. Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteThe Jaws 3 of the Creature movies.
The Devils Rejects (2005, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteFirefly family enjoys murder, saying f word.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteBurlap sacks, wheelchairs, and buttcheeks, oh, my!
Sleepaway Camp II (1988)
ReplyDelete"Look who's on TV!" always gets me
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteSetup? Excellent! Setting? Excellent! Laurie's role? Nonexistent
Super Dark Times (2017)
ReplyDeleteI guess it had to end somehow?
Shaun of the Dead (2004, dir. Edgar Wright)
ReplyDeleteSimon Pegg prepares to be Benji Dunn!
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (2005, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteMy very favorite TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE reboot.
REVENGE OF THE CREATURE (1955, dir. Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteThe beginnings of the underwater incel movement?
MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973, dir. by Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz)
ReplyDeletePast Blue Man Group auditions really burned.
The Hunger (1983)
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteNever look at rocking horses the same.....
Halloween 3: Season of the witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteStonehenge’s power can’t even stop Atkin’s mojo!
on a side note: What's the movie in the picture above?
ReplyDeleteIt’s from V/H/S!
Deletethanks alot. I thought I saw it. Maybe I saw only the sequel.
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ReplyDeleteToo bored to find a better movie.
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteBilly... Billy don't you lose my number.
(I realize I submitted this a couple weeks ago, but I think it bears repeating.)
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1969)
ReplyDeleteFriendly advice, Visine gets the red out.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteGuess a tetanus shot really doesn’t matter.
The Beyond (1981)
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Re-Animator (1985)
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The Grudge 2 (2006, dir. Takashi Shimizu)
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Ghoulies (1984, dir. Luca Bercovici)
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Little Monsters (2019, dir. Abe Forsyth)
ReplyDeleteWant to shake, shake, shake this off.
In the Tall Grass (2019)
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Oh that’s a good one.
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ReplyDeleteHaunted faerie forest smells lichen Irish spring.
The Hunger (1983, dir. Tony Scott)
ReplyDeleteJust wish it had been more stylish.
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteA sampler platter of other horror movies
...of BETTER horror movies
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Night of the Creeps (1986, dir. Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeleteOnly three words needed: consider me thrilled.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)
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Body Melt (1993, dir. Philip Brophy)
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ReplyDeleteWhen modern day Naziism was an aberration.
Ouch! :'(
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ReplyDeleteDeSade ecstasied her to death? Im down
Silver Bullet (1985, dir. Daniel Attias)
ReplyDeleteBusey in Busey biopic; werewolves are extra.
V/H/S/2 (2013)
ReplyDeleteStill, that's way too many tube TVs
LITTLE MONSTERS (2019, dir. Abe Forsyth)
ReplyDeleteMost realistic movie about teaching in years.
THE HUNGER (1983, dir. Tony Scott)
ReplyDeleteI'll never listen to LAKME the same.
Luz (2018)
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Bride of Frankenstein
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Twins of Evil (1971, dir. John Hough)
ReplyDeleteTwins of Boredom doesn't sound as scary.
At first I read the director's name as "John Hughes" and I was very excited to learn he had directed a 70s horror film.
DeleteSILVER BULLET (1985, dir. Daniel Attias)
ReplyDeleteIt's not about my old Chrysler Laser?
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (2019)
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The Descent (2005)
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PHANTASM II (1988, dir. Don Coscarelli)
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Twins of Evil (1971, dir. John Hough)
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Friday the 13th IX: Jason Goes to Hell
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PREVENGE (2016):
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Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
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Village of the Damned (1995)
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEB (2015)
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Halloweentown (1998)
ReplyDeleteHope Kalabar gets some revenge after this.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) dir. Danny Steinmann
ReplyDeleteFeatures equal number of Jasons and bras.
The Lost Boys (1987)
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Shout-out to Tawny and the whitesnake video!
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteThat's why god made Tom Atkins, babe.
My boyfriend met him recently at an event and asked him to sign a pic with a line from Night of the Creeps. It’s something like, “good news girls your dates are here. Bad news is they’re dead.” (I may have the exact line wrong, but my boyfriend knows it exactly).
DeleteAnyways, Adkins started to sign it, and because my boyfriend was afraid Adkins didn’t remember, my boyfriend started to repeat it. And Adkins, without missing a beat, shouts at him, “I KNOW THE DAMNED LINE!”
He said it in jest, and my boyfriend said Adkins seriously couldn’t have been nicer.
haha That's a great story!
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The Alien Factor (1978)
ReplyDeleteWas the audio recorded with a potato?
Shadowzone (1990)
ReplyDeleteSleep studies with Lo Pan and Ratchet.
Hausu (1977)
ReplyDeleteBasically my life when I started Prozac
The Terror Within (1989)
ReplyDeleteWait...there are fucking GARGOYLES in this?!
Jason X
ReplyDeleteWasn’t Jason supposed to be in hell?
Dead End (2003)
ReplyDeleteI love watching Ray Wise get frustrated.
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteStrangler has a driver? And voodoo tutor?
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteFestering pig intestines if extras forgot lunch.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Dir. Dwight H. Little
ReplyDeleteLike my baton? It's made of gun.
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteBeen 3500 years Imhotep. Just move on.
The Mummy (1932)
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BLOODWORK (2012)
ReplyDeletePixar’s Inside Out had better “disgust” character.
Creepshow 2 (Michael Gornick, 1987)
ReplyDeleteRacist; Rape-y; third one was the charm
Scanners (1981, dir. David Cronenberg)
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Dead Heat (1988)
ReplyDeleteBest last line ever. Suck it, Casablanca.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982, dir. Tommy Lee Wallace)
ReplyDeleteNine more days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween...
Ugh. This is why I don’t watch that movie. Now it’s stuck in my head. 🙄😂
DeleteSILVER SHAMROCK! ;)
DeleteWithout Name (2016)
ReplyDeleteEmotionally repressed man plays hooky, discovers drugs.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteCross dressing, nudity and... Toilets! Very progressive.
Child’s Play (2019)
ReplyDeleteFuck! Apple is coming for us all.
Eli (2019)
ReplyDeleteLet’s resort to cliches for 3rd act.
THE GHOST GALLEON (1974, dir. Amando de Ossorio)
ReplyDeleteThe Knights Templar: great; the plot: bad
NIGHT OF THE SEAGULLS (1975, dir. Amando de Ossorio)
ReplyDeleteFinal but not worst Blind Dead film.
Or
Blind Dead question: Are the horses dead?
Zombieland: Double Tap (Fleischer, 2019)
ReplyDeleteYou say unnecessary sequel; I say fun.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935, on 35mm!)
ReplyDeleteWhat've we done wrong in ensuing years?
Upgrade (2018)
ReplyDeleteIn no way an insult: Dumb Robocop.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
ReplyDeleteGood start, gear switch, bogged down, meh.