SLAUGHTER HIGH (1986, 90 min.) on Tubi for the first time.Jean-Luc Picard review: 'There are NO LIGHTS!'orGreat until ruinous jump-the-shark ending. #Doddsville4ever.
Ivan Reitman's GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989, 108 min.) on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray.Scariest scene: Sigourney/baby bathtub slime attack.orLady Liberty should have smashed Trump Tower.
The Battery (2012, Jeremy Gardner)Always dance like no one is watching
SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE (2010) Girls live. Found footage movies must die.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Smith's Grove: undefeated in late October transfers
Trollhunter (2010)Expected Last Jedi haters, was pleasantly surprised.
TICKED OFF TRANNIES WITH KNIVES (2010)Best Transgender with knife movie since SHOWGIRLS! (please note this film came out before the word in the title became a hot button. And it stars one of my favorite transgender performers of all time... Erica Andrews. So nothing but love here!)
Gremlins (1984)Damn! I said share, not scare Kate!orThe rules are simple… Goddamn foreign rules.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Dracula does Mickey Mouse impersonation. Mickey's scarier.
Horror Story (2013, dir. Ayush Raina)It's bad. Not funny bad, blah bad.
Humanoids from the Deep (1980, dir. Barbara Peeters)I guess the real humanoids...were society.
I forgot a woman directed this!
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007, dir. Dario Piana)Pretty boy dies repeatedly; I die inside.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)I object! On what grounds? ...The devil?
Joker (2019)Holy total overreaction to a movie, Batman!
One Cut of the Dead (2019)Cried at the end. No eyedrops required.
Last Shift (2015)Easily my favorite episode of Live PD.
Haunt (2019)The best Joker origin story of 2019?
Humanoids from the Deep (1980, dir. Barbara Peeters, Jimmy T. Murakami) Humanoids taking Trump cue in skipping consent.
The Grudge (2004)Buffy meets Roswell mixed with cultural appropriation.
Eli (2019, dir. Ciaran Foy)This plays as documentary to anti-vaxxers.
The House by the Cemetery (1981, Lucio Fulci) 🎵 Lucy in the cellar with Ann's head. 🎵
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Kid'll be fine. Nurture over nature, right?
"Overlord" (2018, Dir. Julius Avery)Reanimating Private Ryan’s Cold Dead Zombiefied Corpse.
The Hills Run Red (2009)The family that . . . well . . . does everything together. orFinally, a biopic about the Argento family.
Bleeders AKA Hemoglobin (1997)Turns out incest is a bad idea.
THe Howling (1981)Low-ratings CNN says there's werewolves! #Fakenews
The Devil and Father Amorth (2017, dir. William Friedkin)Surprisingly light on pea soup and spider-walking.
Black Sunday (1960)Think a good portion was on Saturday.
Pieces (1982)Chainsaw? I don’t see a chainsaw. Bastard.
Demons (1985)Guess Italian Coke has a different formula.
Death Warmed Up (1984, dir. David Blyth)All out of death; try warming meatloaf?
I like the smell of blond p#ssy!Rude but it makes me laugh everytime
Creep (2014)I wish this had more Duplass penis.
Creep 2 (2017)Okay, maybe not THIS much Duplass penis.
The Purge (2013)Well Dad's dead but, hey free trucks!
THE EVICTORS (1979, dir. Charles B. Pierce) – More of a focus on suspense than horrorHome ownership seems to have its perilsORPierce loved stories about rural American towns
The Thing (1982)Outlook for dog people, not so good.
Re-Animator (1985)Unscrupulous doctors bring rivalry to a head.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)Logan Roy's rightful successor to Waystar Royco.
HELL FEST (2018)The production design is to die for!
I TRAPPED THE DEVIL (2019)Only criticism...I need more Jocelin Donahue!!!!
THE FOREST OF LOST SOULS (2017)Arcade Fire? I knew she was trouble!
Frenzy (1972, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)Hitch shows sex, which makes subtext text.
Murder Party (2007)Macon's face is a RED ruin! Heyo!
Funhouse (1980)Funhouse features fake Frankenstein frightening four fairgoers
Man's Best Friend (John Lafia, 1993)Give us Turner & Max, you cowards!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Orderly: “Just your classic head-first tv suicide”
A Ghost Story (2017)Exactly where Casey belongs, under a sheet.
ARACHNIA (2003) It’s cinema history’s least impressive giant spider.
Prophecy(1979)Smokey fared poorly with Trump's industry regulations
MIDSOMMAR (2019) What fools these mortal grad students be.
The Devil’s Nightmare (1971, dir. Jean Brismee)Women named Erika can haunt me anytime.
Ummm... that's hot
The Collector (2009) Dir. Marcus DunstanIf Saw were written by a linebacker.
Midsommar (2019)New drug quality grade: Swedish Commune Level
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)little piggy takes trip, former owner follows.
The Evil Dead (1981Something goofy going on 'round that cabin.
Terrified (2017)I would have cried over THAT spilled milk
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)Should have made Norris a sax player
The Endless (2018)--seven-word loop. Kill for a blog.--
Terror at Tenkiller (1986)It turns out that bones don't exist!
Neon Maniacs (Joseph Mangine, 1986)The Neon Maniacs came out to play-ee-ay!PS Best new to me movie I've seen this scary movie month!
Dead Pit (1989)That's one great MINIATURE asylum bell tower!
DAUGHTER OF DR JEKYLL (1957) Not convinced that’s how you pronounce “Jekyll.”
Happy Hunting (2016)Mexico: "Ain't much better in here, kid."
The Whisperer in Darkness (2011)Brains in jars. Jam, jelly, or preserves?
Rawhead Rex (1986)Gives new (non-Irish) meaning to "Piss Off"AndGrieving dad acting like Chipotle outta guac
THE INITIATION OF SARAH (1978)Carrie goes to college, television movie style
SCHOOL SPIRIT (1985) His name’s Billy Batson?!? Shazam got horny.
The Return Of Swamp Thing (1989)I really miss 80s actors smiling credits
The Lighthouse (2019)As if I didn't dislike seagulls already.
Scream (1996)Tim Allen's grunting over that garage door.
Into the Dark: Pure (2019)Pastor in Jordan's + soundtrack = immediate red flags
Cabin in the Woods (2011)One of my favorites. So great, so rewatchable.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)Forget Kirks dad. Lets bring back Kurt!
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child(1989; first viewing)...on a very special Nightmare: teen pregnancy...
Deathwatch (2002)Peter Jackson really restored that footage amazingly
The Slumber Party Massacre (Amy Jones, 1982)Support more women making horror films, please.
The Craft (1996)Turns out they're 100 percent that witch.
Demons (1985)Massacre movie-going monsters with machete on motorcycle